why dont u have a gf who lifts fit
>>36434981
cause she's lazy and full of excuses.
>>36434981
because most fit girls are super sluts
I'd be lucky to find a landwhale that wants me
>>36434981
I hate you so much right now.
i do but she's my wife, and i cant post her pic because she lurks here too. hi hunny. :^)
I don't date men
>>36434997
u mean super saiyans.
>>36434981
Because i'm 5'4 ugly and socially retarded
>>36434981
>gf
>wheredoyouthinkweare.jpg
also
>liking muscles on a grill
at this point I may as well become a qt fuccboi.
>>36435057
hi baby, can i peg you again tonight
>>36435107
if super saiyans take large amounts of cock then yes
>tell girl that lifting is good for body and mind
>"but I dont want to have muscles""muscles on women are disgusting"
>"you will never have tons of muscles as a woman"
>"why dont you find a girl that is that way then"
>stop talking to her
Problem solved
>>36434981
Because fucking American society encourages women to: be weak, be stupid, be entitled, etc.
I know this sounds like R9K bullshit, but it's true. just think of all the smart women who dumb themselves down to seem "cute" with how fucking clueless they look, or the amazons who try hard to be"girly".
>>36434981
>have a gf
>>36435365
>I know this sounds like R9K bullshit
If it looks like a duck and quacks like a duck
>>36435413
Ok. :c
>get in convo with gf about her joini g gym
>"would you like it more if I joined a gym"
>knew it was a trick question. Try and word it nicely that I would
>"so I'd look better if I went to the gym?"
>well of course. Try and word it nicely again
End up in an argument. I get mad and blurt something stupid out like "of course you'd be more sexy if you went to the gym, that's how sexual attraction works"
>"do you check out girlls when your at the gym? You think their better than me?"
I was hoping she'd sign up right then but instead she started crying and left. Came back and slept in the couch. Barely speaking to me today.
Why this happen senpai? I just want her to be high test
>>36435488
fucking noob mistake senpai
>>36434981
I do. She's currently doing a PPL routine.
She also lurks /fit/
>>36435497
My gym bro told his gf to join the gym and squat to get "dat ass". Literally what he said to her. She signed up and already can see a difference.
>TFW I try say this nicely and almost ruin our relationship
>>36435514
it has nothing to do with how or what you said.
you're the bitch in the relationship. she has no issues challenging you and you shrink when she does.
>>36435514
all women aren't the same
you should have known she would react poorly
>>36435527
>>36435537
pick one of these 2 options honestly
>>36435309
This.
I started hating my physique and life overall. Decided I needed goals to work towards so I started lifting quite often. I was dating a 4/10 tubby with a great rack, but all she wanted to do was eat u healthy, smoke weed and play video games. She said she could never be that kind of motivated person. So I left her.
She was literally bringing me down from achieving my personal goals, so I look for fit chicks now.
0 luck so far.
>>36435488
So glad my gf works out on her own and diets without me there pressuring her to do so. Stop dating beta females.
>>36435563
Good job man, dont worry mate it will come to all of us who work hard enough for it
>>36435527
No she was genuinely upset. She cried today saying she feels ugly.
>>36435537
I knew it wouldn't go well. Gym Bros gf is alot more confident. I've been wanting her to go and she's been saying for months she is "thinking" of joining but never does. I want her to get fit like I have.
>>36434981
You look like a walking stereotype of a sophomore college lifting fag.
>stringer
Check
>legs look like shit because you either don't work them out or because you are that faggot hogging the squat rack quarter squatting 2.5 plates
Check
>Wrist braces
Check
>obnoxious colored socks to hide your awful calves (because let's face it...it's genetic so its not your fault they suck, amirite?)
Check
All you are missing is the flat bill. Also your gf looks like a solid meh/10. Tell her an anterior pelvic tilt =/= a nice ass
>>36435583
>she cried today
>saying she feels ugly
bruh, you're still falling for this sort of stuff?
>>36434981
Because I'm a manlet with shit facial features and a hideous body.
>>36435598
Settle down, anon. Someone out there loves you.
>>36435599
Feel like it's coming to an end. Been with her 4 years. She's an amazing girl but starting to drift appart.
>live with her.
>don't have many friends
>how do I end it
>>36435583
just dump the fucking whale senpai
she's just dead weight
>>36435625
whatever you do just fucking do it and do it decisively
dont let her pull your strings
>>36435633
Thanks mate. Need to man up.
>TFW 28
>had 3 serious 2+ year relationships
>>>always great at the start
>spend a year at end of each relationship doubting everything
>>36435598
bigger legs and a nicer ass than you faggot
>>36435684
Are you seriously bragging about yourself on 4chan?
Man thats pathetic
>>36434981
I have a Spanish qt who lifts/rides bikes with me and can destroy some tasty food with me. Its a dream come true.
>>36435598
Aw man, are socks like that really obnoxious? I like my stupid ass colorful socks.
>>36435699
That's 90% of what faggots do on /fit/ you faggot.
>>36435735
nah man, thats just the insecure people that once in a while feels like they have to prove themself by either posting pics of themself or start tripping
Also
>ON FUCKING 4CHAN
HAHAHAH
>>36435057
>>36435264
I have a huge skinny girl fetish, the skinnier the better. I love being able to manhandle them, love small tits and ass. Also my cock looks huge when I lay it on their stomach/ass.
>>36435684
Why do you think you are entitled to wear a stringer with such absence of muscle mass?
>>36435684
Nah your legs are bigger
>>36434997
kill yourself
>>36435725
They're for calflets and niggers
>>36435684
Your legs look smaller in this one
First of all OP looks like a massive faggot. What type of pussy has to wear wrist straps.
Second my 110 lb gf does lift with me and would easily out lift your 190 lb mediocre chick.
>>36434981
I do.
GF lifts and boxes 3x a week and dances twice.
Get mad.
>>36434981
I did. She dumped me three months after moving to another country, though.
>>36436174
>What type of pussy has to wear wrist straps
n-no bully pls, my wrists are about 6.5" and i don't trust them enough to do above 2pl8 bench/ 1pl8 ohp without straps. i don't care if it doesn't serve any purpose, it makes me feel better.
>>36435678
lmao dont go overboard. Whenever people ask for relationship advice everyone goes jerk mode " DUMP THAT FUCKING WHALE BRAH, WE ALL GONNA MAKE IT".
Tell her you dont fucking know why the fuck she is fucking upset, and then fucking tell her if she doesnt want to fucking join a fucking gym, its fucking fine with you, but at the same time it wouldnt be a fucking bad thing if she actually joined a fucking gym with you, because in the fucking end, its about her doing stuff with you, and not acquiring "dat ass".
But this would imply that girls can actually apply logic and think about what you say before they go start bitching again.
But they dont, she will probably just continue to cry.
The problem is that nearly 95% of all fucking girls are like fucking that.
Girls are just retarded bro. Yeah i love them and stuff, but they are still retarded. If men were woman, i would fuck men all the time.
>>36436459
>I would fuck men all the time
>>36435488
i just said 'yes' when she asked me if i check out other grills at the gym.
she joined two months later and now squats, OHP's and benches. no DL, her lower back hurts. tfw
I'd like to have a girlfriend that lifts, but I definitely don't want her at my gym. I want the gym to be a space for just me and my friends.
>>36435488
The trick is getting a girl who already enjoys lifting. Avoid this whole thing all together.
That applies to most things. If it is a make or break aspect of the relationship, make sure she has it before you date because there aren't a lot of instances where you will get someone to change who they are.
A girl is either what you want or she's not, there is no "get a girlfriend and then make her what you want"
>>36436459
Why is it easier to talk most girls into anal than into going to the gym?
>>36436459
>If men were woman, i would fuck men all the time.
Never change /fit/
>>36434981
most fit girls are insecure, histrionic and basically mega whores. they suffer from constantly low self esteem that they drown in a sea of dicks.
Do you care if your gf is all red, sweaty, and just not sexy while lifting?
>tfw look like shit while exerting myself
>>36436814
Because anal requires her laying on a bed letting the man do the work, and lifting requires her moving her lazy anal penetrated ass to the gym.
>>36436910
Why does this have to be true man? Why can't I find a fit girl that isn't a slut?
>>36436459
>If men were woman, i would fuck men all the time.
Fortunately for you...
>>36437165
Because you don't go out of your comfort zone to talk to any chicks who lift and bother getting to know them before writing them off as a slut? I fukin swear, this board...
>>36434981
Same reason this guy doesnt
>>36435488
God i fucking hate women
>>36437202
im trying to find the arrow in the picture but i cant find it. tell me where it is now
>>36435107
fuckin this
just saiyan
>>36437307
>she
>>36434981
>Beats
Oh shit nigger what are you doing.
>>36436929
lemme see that postworkout ass sweat bb
My GF is still carrying weight she dislikes, she falls off and on and it gets her down sometimes. She's a hyper carry though, does uni work for nursing 7 hours a day, gyms 4+ days a week and has all her meals tracked and planned. One day we'll split because she deserves the fucking world and I'm never going to be selfless enough.
>>36437214
Dont...dont we want girls to be sluts?
I mean whats the point in having a gf if she aint into sex? might aswell be with a man then since its less drama and just as much sex (if youre both straight)
>>36435284
most girls who lift are smart enough not to enjoy the cock
once again,
just saiyan
>>36437378
You failed before you started with that mentality.
>>36435488
Use the backhanded compliment bro. Fight passive aggression with passive aggression.
>>36434981
>>36435684
more photos of yourself?>
>>36435684
>>36437498
>>36434981
Nevermind OP find you.
>>Not bad just show your dick and wer all cool then
>>36437575
You have terrible chest gains bro, no offence because i got it too.
Mirin them arms though
Whats your chest routine?
>>36435498
Trappy doesn't count. First, she's a man. Second, she's everyone's girlfriend.
>>36434981
>>36437575
lmao babyface manlet, enjoy your chronic paranoia over how many taller masculine men are dicking her when you're away
>>36435583
Bullshit test ahoy. She's seeing if you fall for the infantilised hurt little girl routine. Nip that in the bud by treating her like an adult. Your facts and reasoning make her saaaaaaad? Tough shit, princess.
For perspective, just imagine the passive aggressive shit she'd throw at you if she was the more attractive one in the relationship.
>>36435701
She lifts bikes? Absolute madman.
>>36435931
It's a statistical likelihood that his triceps are bigger than your quads.
>>36436315
...and approximately two and a half months after remorselessly cheating on you. Tricks and hoes, man.
>>36435264
>Implying she asks
>>36434981
I don't like muscular girls
>>36435583
I just learned this all last year anon. These are all shit tests and comfort tests. You need to start being a man and telling the truth and if she leaves she leaves. But she won't leave. Once she sees you act like a man, she'll likely fall in line. She's just seeing how long she can be the alpha in the relationship.
>>36436736
>there is no "get a girlfriend and then make her what you want"
You're literally a few inches taller than her. She looks like an average height girl.
You're a manlet. That's not a gf that's someone giving you sympathy sex laughing behind your back.
>>36434993
this. she is petite and doesn't want to change.
>>36437638
>she's everyone's girlfriend
>she
>>36437638
>Second, she's everyone's girlfriend.
I'll fight you
>>36434993
Ex was, she's an ex cause she was getting fat and made me feel shitty about improving myself. The new gf does though. Gotta find someone compatible man, it's the shit when you do
>>36436085
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>>36434981
Why don't you?
>>36435488
every now and then i get sad about no gf but posts like this make me happy
no room in my life for an overgrown child
>>36435002
/thread
>>36434981
>go to gym
>work out
It's rare to find a woman who lifts
>>36434981
cuz I don't even have a gf.
I'm pathetic virgin.
>>36434981
Because there's too many fatties at the gym I train at.
>>36436085
>>36437575
Woah your girlfriends pretty ugly.
Why are her teeth all fucked up, slanted inward and brown? Terrible hair too.
What a fugly bitch.
>>36437575
You could do better
>>36439653
this
>>36437575
>vanilla gorilla
>that first pic
>trying to make us jelly with that
Brady is a gay ass name too
I am 19 years old and I have never seen a pussy in real life. I have never touched a boob. I had my first kiss at the age of 18.
>>36439835
keep lifting, get a job or have some kind of forced social interaction with females and pussy will come to you. ( if youre not a manlet).
we're all going to make it brah
I've been told I'm gay, so I'm waiting to feel the change.
Because my girl does yoga and runs and we both enjoy her figure as such
>>36434981
went out with a girl last nigh on st paddys. she's a little chubby but still has that cute skinny face. i saw pics of her in shape and damn she looked good. Do you think I should take her on as a project /fit/? I really liked her personality she was funny, sweet and bubbly. But, I don't know if she values getting /fit/ as much as I do.
>>36439653
>>36439812
I-I'll take your virginity guys...just bend over
>>36439941
Ask her if she wants to go to the gym or something active with you, see how she responds.
>>36435107
GO GO GO GO GO GO GALO SENGEN
>>36434981
It dont help that Im a funny lookin autist with mental stability issues and Im strugglin to get some of my shit together, but my uni NAU is filled with obese harpy Tumblrinas or skinnyfat party girls that train like shit and then think theyre the hottest thing on Earth.
>>36439835
I didn't lose my virginity till I was 20, never kissed a girl till I was 18. I am now in a relationship and getting the puss on the regular.
We're all gonna make it
>>36436736
This. The only gf who will lift.with you is a girl with an athletic base. She picked up some kind of sport or dance from young.
Thats it. All other girls just dont have the physical passion
>>36437456
worst advice ever... youd be back when people would dress all pompous and call men half-wits as an insult
>>36434981
I am a perpetual failure with crippling autism.
>>36435488
bf used to pressure me to work out for dat ass, so I joined a gym last year and just wasn't into it and was miserable. I told him that I didn't want him to bring it up anymore, yada yada, and he didn't. About a year later, I realized that I wanted more from my body.
I had to decide to want dat ass on my own. Now I'm getting dat ass, and he is nothing but helpful with all my autistic /fit/ sticky questions.
tldr: try to approach it as positively as you can without insulting her. and by insult her, I mean indirectly say something positive that she takes personally.
>>36435488
How is this a trick question? You must have a cancerous relationship.
>would I look better if I exercised and put more effort into improving my physical ability and appearance?
Of course you would.
For me, I let my gf know how important working out had become for me. She was overweight when we started dating and came to the conclusion that she wanted to get fit on her own.
I never pressured her into it, but it was clear that it was important to me and if she was going to sit around and get fat, things weren't going to work out.
>>36437456
This is terrible advice, but I suggest you follow it because it will inevitably lead to one hell of a greentext story
>>36437638
Trappy isn't doing a PPL routine either. Or any lifting. Ever.
>>36435488
You got shit tested m9
Never fall for the shit test
>>36437638
Trappy does oly lifting and not upper body shit though?
Is there a ppl for oly?
Also fuck off she's mine
>>36435488
you fucked up because you are a beta ass faggot. just tell her what she has to do, treat her like a child because thats really just what most women are.
>but muh equality
fuck that
Cuz I'm gay. By bf lift tho he looks nice when cutting bit horrible when bulkan
>>36436090
>he hasn't dated a fit girl
dude, they're mega sluts. being constantly surrounded by attractive members of the opposite sex who are constantly trying to get into your pants will do that to you
>>36434981
Nothing is more unattractive than a female gym rat that obsesses over her 45 minutes she spends in the gym a day. Can't fucking stand seeing instagrams with nothing but gym selfies with cringy captions like #girlswholift.
A girl who is fit is obviously fucking hot. But the ones that live in a tiny bubble and have anything to talk about other than their fitness is fucking nails on a chalk board. Everyone goes to the gym now a days. You aren't anything special for having a gym membership.
Are you guys fucking retarded, wait for the chance for a reasonable compromise (example:)
>Gf: if you lift, why don't you work on abs?
>Me: well, I'm really just working on getting my numbers up on the larger lifts (inb4 ss, it's not)
>Gf: I like you strong, but you should look strong too babe
>Me: I need to do higher reps and more isolation?
>Gf: sure...?
>Me: I will get abs, but only if you workout too and work hard at it
>Gf: (prepanic mode) but muscles on grills-
>Me: babe, I think you are just as hot to me as I am to you, if you want me to change that's fine, it's not like you want me to be a different person, I'm not asking you to be a different person, just expressing what I would like from you as you are to me. We can do it together too and do the same routine so you don't get overwhelmed. I'm not "too big" and you won't become "too muscle" from this.
>Gf: I guess that sounds fair
Before I finish this story I have not tested this strategy
>tfw nogf
>>36437638
The only lifting Trappy is doing is my cock in her ass.
>>36434981
im happy on my own, u jelly?
>>36435002
I know that feel all too well.
This is now a lifting GF stats thread
GF is 5'0" 120
Bench 140
Squat 225
DL 250
OP ur waifu is shit
>>36434997
> passing up protons
>>36435725
nah, rainbowbarf socks are fine, as long as you don't use them to hide your deficiencies.
>>36443723
gf is 5'8" 156 bulking
OHP 27 killergrams / 60 libros
Bench 32 / 70
Squat 50 / 110
Dead 75 / 165
Cut her some slack she just started ;__;
>>36437697
huutista
>>36437703>>36435684
Well you look like a novice lifter, so that likelihood is very small
I dont understand why you post pictures of yourself on here. Were you seriously expecting not to get torn apart with such an average (at best) physique? Not that I care though
>>36447102
>novice
>deadlifting 4.5pl8 for reps with ease
>>36447190
>Get a gf
>Start dirty bulk
>Gain 12 pounds
>Go on Keto on December/January
>Lose 18 pounds
>Start working out again
>Gain 3 pounds of (mostly) lean mass
Ever since we started dating gf got 9 pounds fatter, she insists it's too difficult to lose weight.
>>36435701
Spanish from Spain or mudnigger?
Why you bragging about dating a fat ugly bitch?
Fuck you, OP. I prefer my landwhale.
