>tfw eating too much protein caused my rock hard shits to tear up my delicate asshole
>tfw need to take anal suppositories to heal it
Eat your vegetables kids.
I'll help you with those bby
Just ask your boyfriend to do it for you, I doubt he will mind.
>>36432871
COFFEE !!! Natures best laxative.
I'll insert those via my mouth for you :3
it actually feels pretty good when it slides in
>>36432871
>tfw eating too much protein caused my rock hard shits to tear up my delicate asshole
>tear up my delicate asshole
>eating too much protein caused
>eating too much
>eating
>>36432871
i feel ya, i got hemorrhoids that hurt like hell when shitting, i hope they go away.
If anything less than 60% of your diet is vegetables then you have bigger problems to worry about than your colon
>>36432871
>Hello im OP. Im one of those weekend faggots who fills up 4chan with fucking dogshit threads.
I was wondering what the fuck is going on, then i looked at the calendar, its weekend again. Shitposting is strong.
>>36433312
>a reminder to eat dietary fiber is shitposting
autism?
>>36433462
>quick reminder to drink water every day
shut the fuck up faggot
>>36433481
are you giving me the hair?
reminder to let your gym buddy milk your prostate at least once a week to prevent prostate cancer
also do your kegels
>>36432871
>he doesn't bulk on vegetables
>he doesn't eat hundreds of calories of broccoli, cauliflower and spinach, eating fuckloads of protein in the process
>he doesn't eat a variety of legumes
>he doesn't eat eggs or meat 1/2 times a day and dairy once a day
>be 300lb fat fuck who shits blood
>cut out all meat, put in vegetables and protein shakes
>shit is a lot greener and smoother, no wiping necessary
This is only my first week
>>36432937
This. Freshly ground and brewed, a good cup o' the Black Pusher will clean your pipes.
I remember when I was a kid and my mum used to put suppositories up my bum. I was surprisingly ok with it
>>36432871
Ive been shitting red for weeks due to eating a lot of beets
never been a thread that I could get this of my chest before now.
>find stimulation of the anus fairly erotic, but I'm not gay
>going to get my ass checked by a proctologist some day
How do I avoid boner?
>>36434215
>the Black Pusher
This has got to be the name of a dark skinned porn star
>>36434086
why are you talking to yourself?
