>take stuff out of gym lost property that doesn't belong to me
>take fresh towels from basket, wipe them over face, balls and ass and proceed to fold it so it looks fresh
>judge all ugly lifters in my head, thinking - 'why bother lift'
>see 5'4 manlet, empathize how my adversity he has gone through while i'm resting between sets
lets hear em
You really are a faggot aren't you
>>36391302
>see 5'4 manlet, empathize
so is devilish just code for manlet?
>>36391302
>weird ass, anti social behaviour manifesting from deep seeded insecurities
>who else here is faggot, ay brahs?
Don't know what you were expecting, dude.
>>36391302
>see 5'4 manlet, empathize how MY adversity
>empathize how MY adversity
>MY adversity
5'4" manlet detected
>think about OP between sets
>immediately get creeped out knowing he's going home after the gym to post about other people he saw at the gym on an anonymous Japanese image board
>think about how socially awkward and autistic his life must be
>continue to make PR's
>take a drink of my bottled water
>once again shake my head at OP and laugh knowing his dick will be in his right hand tonight
>leave the gym confident as fuark
>>36391302
>empathize
>understand and share the feelings of another.
So you're a manlet like him? When will they learn...
>borrow sister's baby and wedding ring
>get 10x more female attention than usual just hanging out in the mall
D E V I L I S H
>>36391359
>be 5'9, always hate on manlets and claim 6 foot
so yes
>>36391386
>5'7 post manlet feels
>shit on manlets in the same thread
quite the devil i am
>>36391399
kek, love it
Antisocial personality disorder general?
>>36391365
>every girl thinks you have a fucking kid
you're a tard
>>36391402
thanks
>>36391358
>anonymous Japanese image board
this is the best one i've seen
>>36391365
>guy brings kid to the mall to attract more women
>only attracts pedo women
They weren't interested in you, dumb, dumb
I am a PT at a popular gym and whenever I have to train fat faggots, I give them shitty plans that won't make them progress because I hate fatties.
Last one, I advised not to eat any protein because it would make him gain weight.
I also took pictures of one of them working out and posted them on 4chan to provide fat people stories.
>>36391414
minimalistic
>>36391443
damn this is a good one, you are doing gods work brother
>>36391399
desu basically what 4chan has been about for a long time, in essence.
>>36391302
>her ex, you, your crush
Except I'm not a brown skinned manlet who's sorry for himself
Also,
>taking things from the lost and found
You truly are a homosexual, you know that
>>36391488
just live a little bro, lifes short have fun, be devilish
>>36391499
I do have fun, but I don't steal from people.
>>36391506
it's lost and FOUND, i found it so it's now mine
>Devilish tactics I employ in the gym
Lift
>Devilish tactics I employ out of the gym
Eat
D E V I L I S H
>>36391343
>deep seeded
it's deep seated lad. people who think it's deep seeded are a diamond dozen.
>>36391302
>go to the gym
>come home
>go into female roommates room, take her soiled panties
>put them on my head like banes mask and whiff her scent while jacking off to granny porn on my PC
>pick her up later that day from train station, proceed to get head scratches from her because she wants the d but I gave a gf already
>no one has a clue
>tfw some mexican taller then me
>push fat friend through hell, supersets, drop sets, pyramids
>half ass my set, only get to 8 make sure he isn't looking and stop
>>36391560
>PC
kek, wouldya look at that
>>36391340
When a manlet is devilish the correct term is 'tasmanian devilish'.
>>36391443
Probably Planet Fitness
>>36391551
God damnit, you're right.
>>36391443
you're a cunt then, if fattie tries why not give them helping hand?
>>36391443
>fatties trying to improve themselves
>denying them that
Confirmed for never gonna make it
>>36391551
>diamond dozen
>>36391302
>doesn't know what devilish tactics are
>post thread about gym behavior
Truly devilish
>>36391719
That was the joke, mate.
I'm the one he was correcting too.
>>36391719
>REEEEEEE
>>36391551
I deep seeded ur mom
>back day
>5'8" manlet doing pullups on only bars in gym
>walk up and ask if I can work in
>"yep, just lemme get this next set in"
>jumps up to grab the bars
>misses
>jumps
>misses
>offer to give him a boost
>"n-no thanks I think I'm done"
>mfw
damn it feels good to be 6'2"
>>36391302
at my uni gym, refugees are allowed to train or free. They are also fed for free at my mensa, while the prices for food for us students were raised. Since they were allowed to train here for free, all the hot girls wont come anymore because the refugees take pictures of them and film them doing squats and generally just stare blatantly. this makes me mad and i bully the fuck out of the refugees.
Heres some devilish tactics with autistic names i created over time:
>The towel thrower
I will observe a refugee using a specific equipment, for example the bench press. When hes decent enough to use a towel (most dont) i will wait for him to turn his back or go to the toilet for a minute and throw the towel on the floor quick and start using his equipment. When they start complaining in their mix of german and their arabic language i just loudly tell him in german that i was here first, and in Germany you must wait your turn for things you want to do. Their german skills are not good enough to explain what happened and it all turns very awkward for them and they give up pretty fast and wander away with their heads hanging while evrybody stares at them
>the toilet terrorist
I will create a huge and disgusting mess in the toilet, then pick one refugee at random and rat him out to the staff. "He was in there before me and i just wanted to use the toilet but.. but well you gotta see it yourself to believe it". Ive done this twice, with a female trainer the first time who just cleaned it up without saying anything, The last time i did this the trainer mumbled "fucking swines" and confronted the refugee who had no idea what he was yelled at for.
part 1 to be continued
>>36393622
part 2 cont.
>the lumbar destroyer
I've made friends with a group of 6 of them. they are desperate for german friends and will like pretty much anyone german who talks to them.
I introcuded them to squats and deadlifts and told them they have to do them or everybody will know they dont know what to do in the gym and that they should do them if they want to be taken seriously.
I showed them horrible form and made sure that they remember it and now whenever i see them i pat them on the back and give them thumbs up while they fuck up their lower backs for life kek.
Of course i take huge care in not mixing the group of refugees i bully by stealing their equipment and the ones i bully with the lumbar destroyer since the one group likes me and the other dislikes me.
Sometimes i feel like im taking too much of a risk and everybody will know about my doings, but so far it was smooth sailing.
>the sweaty swine
The refugees are notoriously known for not using towels, at least most of them, and stinking up the whole gym. Once i stole the towel of one of them who actually used one, and then watched him look for it everywhere. He just looked confused/angry and proceeded to do flys on the machine without a towel. I instantly rated him out to the staff and they made him leave, while he furiously tried to explain what happened but the language barrier just made it very awkward for him.
Do you guys have any ides for better tactics on how to bully refugees the fuck out of my gym? I feel like the golden age of bullying is gonna be over soon, since they all are learning German atm and will be able to communicate with the staff pretty soon. So i wanna pull off one big last stunt before ill have to lay of the bullying.
>>36393622
>>36393724
holy fuck man those poor, poor guys just escaped war and you have nothing better to do than to bully them??? They probably cant even afford towels, and you use that to make them look bad... not cool anon, not cool
And this is coming from a fellow german who helps the newfriends integrate like everyone should
>>36393769
If newfriends would behave and not blatantly film girls asses people wouldn't bully them
Fucking refugees need shot
>>36393769
you are fucking traitor scum man, fuck you. seriously. they're creepy, rapey fucks and the government gives them priority over regular citizens.
>>36393724
>>36393622
You're doing God's work, tape up a sign that says no muslims or something.
So disappointed in Germany taking in as many sand niggers as it has, bring back camps and gassing for these fucks.
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>replace a guy's box of chalk with whey powder
>helicopter my dick in the dressing room behind people's backs
>practice high kicks behind people squatting
>wear the lifting belts like pic
>moan loudly in every rep
>use an empty bar as a walking stick
>>36393724
i want to marry you
>>36393769
>escape war
You mean about to start war in Europe? Muslim uprising will be before the new century.
K Ö L N
Ö
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congratulations on ADF gains.
>>36391302
What the fuck is wrong with you? are you just some worthless manlet? what do you men tactics? tactics to achieve what? You just basically confessed you are a sociopath. God I hate socios. I really wish we could just put someone to death once we find out they are because they are utterlly worthless and bring nothing good to society.
>>36393800
>>36393858
Stop falling for bait
But yeah, the refugees are fucking scum and should of been left to die at the gates.
>>36393769
>poor people from an archaic culture with no desire to assimilate
>'newfriends'
Nah.
>>36391443
>I hate fatties and wish they would get their lives together and lose the weight
>That's why I sabotage them by giving shitty fitness advice
Fuck you.
>>36391399
>6'2"
>pretend to commiserate with manlets and curse the 6'4"+ master race
>manlets get mad as fuck
P A N D E M O N I U M
>>36393724
I hope you're lying. Fucking up somebody's spine is no joke, especially when they've done nothing to you but give you their trust.
>>36391548
s p i c y
>>36394007
>literal subhumans are people too
no
>>36391551
They're the same for all intensive purposes.
>>36391548
S C O U N D R E L
>>36393724
>>36393622
Pure gold.
10/10 bully.
>>36394033
>33 checked
Are you stupid or just playing doubles avocado?
>>36393622
>>36393724
die Fahne Hoche Mein Kamraden
You are doing gods work!
>>36391593
>worrying about bros workout more than your own
This is not devilish
>>36394033
>>36394044
>>36394055
>getting dubs
DEVILISH
>>36393769
shut the fuck up you cuck. Already forgot Köln?
>>36393800
>>36393858
>>36393879
>>36393883
>>36393912
>>36393924
>>36393946
>>36393955
>>36394032
>>36394044
You guys have any idea for my last biggest stunt ?
I want to pull it off before they loose their vulnerability by finally speaking german and i want you guys to help me plan it.
So get your brain cells working /fit, what is the ultimate gym bully move and how can i pull it off?
>>36391719
>>36393769
You are a disgusting cuck
Fuck off
>>36393769
Do you integrate Mohammed into our wife or your daughters anon? You disgust me
>do bicep curls of every workout despite being lower body day
WHO /DEVILISH/ HERE
>>36391302
Generally try to be a nice guy. I like my gym.
>>36394296
Or you're being ironically un-devilish.
>>36391700
>>36391713
>>36393963
Every fatty who "needs" a PT is only looking for an easy way out in the first place, they just want someone to hold their hand while pretending to lose weight, then they have someone who they can whine to, seriously if you don't get thin by your own discipline it was never meant to be anyway and won't last
>>36394090
wipe some pork over all the equipment, film it, have all the refugees train there, and then somehow make the video public
i have no clue about how you can wipe it all down without getting caught and secondly about publishing the video without it leading back to you...
so yeah we need other anons here to perfect my plan
>>36394363
Literally the most unimaginative shit ever.
Come up with something that actually is funny, this is just sad and they don't care about pigs that much, they will just wash
>>36393979
>6'6"
>try and explain height doesn't make up for autism
>nogf for life and all manlets hate me
>>36394386
ok i see your point.
Do you have any better idea then? I feel like this anon should do something to them so horrific that theyll realize merkel is the only germany who wants them in their country and makes them leave
>>36391548
E X T R E M E
V
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>>36391551
>>36394033
You guys gotta get these right otherwise people will make fun of you. It's a doggy dog world out there, after all.
>>36393080
How high is your fucking pullup bar 11 feet?
>>36394090
Get some sort of strong sprayable horseshit ass smelling scent.
Distribute goods to friends and head to gym
Stealthily spray it anywhere and everywhere the refugees are, preferably stinking up the whole gym
Report terrible smelling refugees to staff. When reporting, don't have everyone go at once, set up intervals at least 7 minutes apart for people to go.
To maximize effect, get some women to report them too
I estimate a 13% chance of refugees getting banned from gym completely or the gym moving to a stundent/staff/faculty only policy
>>36393724
>lumbar destroyer
Kekkkkk
>>36394090
Steal their shoes or take a sneaky piss into them
Reading some of these posts makes me want to join Planet Fitness.
>>36391443
I am tracking your IP, and I will kill you.
Your 7 proxies can't save you now.
>>36393622
>>36393724
I know that you're just a little bitch trying to make up a story for some laughs, but I am also tracking your IP, and I will kill you. Last thing you'll see is me, Brad Pitt, and a 7 inch Bowie knife.
>>36394332
Not really true. Of course it depends on how fat the person is.
My gf was a chubby bitch but I taught her how to eat and got her to start exercising. We've been at it a year and she's lost nearly 30 lbs and looks amazing. She still has a way to go, but I suspect by this time next year she will look like a model.
>>36395248
I'm tracking your IP too.
>>36393908
hahahhaha you sir, i like you! XD
well, seeya!
>>36393908
lol
>>36394024
>>36394043
>>36394514
pls tell me this is samefagging
>>36391443
>hate fatties
>trick them into staying fat
I think you love fatties, sounds like they complete you, tbqhfam.
>>36393769
Kill thyself.
>>36391358
Jokes on you, I'm left handed
>>36393769
C U C K
U
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K
>>36394090
Rape someone, blame it on them
Kill someone, blame it on them
Gotta think big to bully big
