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Every since I started taking ZMA before bed I've been having this recurring dream about getting fucked by werewolves and shit. Is this a normal side effect?
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>>36390808
i've heard ZMA can give you fucked up dreams. And about the werewolves, silver works usually
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>>36390808
That's pretty gay dude.
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yeah zma gives you fucked up dreams. somtimes i have vivid sex dreams with girls i had forgotten about. sometimes it gets way, way darker then that.
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>>36390836
Like getting gang raped by a pack of werewolves, darker?
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>>36390873

i never got raped in my dreams but yeah that kind of thing. like your shit is just deranged but still once i dreamed i was killed in action. dream was vivid as fuck i woke up panicking. that kind of thing. also sometimes getting blowjobs from men but they did say no homo.
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>>36390833
if the werewolves are female, how is that gay
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OP picture literally comes up when you google "bipedal wolf"
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>>36390929
I just googled "werewolf" for that image.

>>36390916
Other anon was right, they were male.

>>36390908
I think I'd rather take getting killed over the shit I am currently getting.
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>>36390985

receiving blowjobs from male acquintances is disturbing as fuck let me tell you that. at least i also get very nice sex dreams with hot girls from my past so it's 50/50.
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Im jelly of your dreams tbqh OP

how aesthetic were they? were they sick cunts?
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>zma

lol
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>>36392063
>tfw there are furfags on /fit/
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>>36390985
Just transform them into grills anon, if they are recurring you should be able to control it, unless you're a weak minded beta
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>>36390808
it's better than having sleep paralysis, anon

seriously, i hope none of you ever get this shit, it's legit terrifying
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>>36392449
I had it for a little while and found I could like move my ankles/feet, and then that got me out of it. Obv you're still partly asleep so you may not be that lucid but you could try it.
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>>36392449
I've had sleep paralysis several times before and now I get this werewolf shit too.
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>>36392291
A lot of furfags are gay so i'm not surprised.
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>>36392468
i don't know then, anon
i don't know what to tell you, but what you absolutely should NOT do is mess around with sleeping pills
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I had weird as fuck dream.

>wake up in some shitty hotel
>go outside
>see two high test milfetts
>chase after one one the right
>walk up to her and say: you have a very nice ass
>she bends over on the street
>i push my dick in
>mfw wet dream
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>>36390908

I usually have dreams where I'm attending a war buddy's funeral. That, or its a woman that looks my wife, but it isn't when she reveals her face.
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>>36392548
I've had those kinds of dreams when I was 14.

Not anymore, though. Kinda miss them.
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Dream I had the other night

>be in my basement
>in a room with another guy with an old suit
>see his face up against a yellow milk crate on the ground
>he's blowing air into it
>nothing is inflating and it seems useless, but in the dream it felt important
>as I get closer I realize it's Ryan Gosling
>he is running out of breath so I go and help him
>we finish blowing into the milk crate
>he thanks me, says he has to go now because his girlfriend is pregnant and he is overjoyed
>then I realize i was a girl in the dream
>started crying because I had a crush on him and he didn't get me pregnant
>woke up and physically felt like shit

I'm not even gay at all, I just get fucked up dreams all the time. It's either some seriously bizarre shit or horrifying. Most of the time both.
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>>36392616
I stopped fapping. Also, I'm on bromo, to lower my prolactin that kills test gains.

That might be the cause.
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Jesus Christ OP, those aren't "dreams!" The ZMA is making you turn into a werewolf at night! Those dreams are real memories of what you did she in werewolf form!
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>>36392664
whats that?
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>>36390808
yeah been taking ZMA and my dreams have gotten way more vivid

been dreaming about my ex and the last girl...
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>>36392291
i think /k/ still has the most of them
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>>36392664
i'm on caber right now shit is legit sex drive up more happy overall
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>>36392706
Bromocriptine. It lowers your prolatcin levels. Prolactin is what makes your balls dead.
>>36392770
I'm a poorfag so can't afford Caber.
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You need a fucking therapist dog, it's not the supplement. I'm on tren and have weird fucking dreams, a well known side effect, and they aren't that fucking weird (all though pretty fucking weird)
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>tfw only get boring dreams about day to day activities
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>>36392844

>dog
>wolves

now you're just fucking with op
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Had a very vivid zinc dream last night that I inherited Willy Wonkas chocolate factory off of Charlie and was joyous to the point of tears.
Then we drove in a van into south london to some old dudes flat and as we got out of the van Elton John was stood outside waving at us.

I mean wtf I haven't even seen that movie in years.

Weirdest part is I woke up and for a little while was still thinking 'shiiiiit man I got the chocolate factory holy crap what do I do with my life now'. It wasn't until I was on the toilet taking my morning dump that I kinda fully snapped awake.
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>>36390808

I used to get crazy ZMA dreams too. I need to start taking that shit again. It made it exciting to go to sleep.
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>>36392910
Damn, I want that shit, too. Is it okay if I buy zinc and magnezium with b6 to get the same effect?
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>>36393013
Magnesium is what does it. Just take a magnesium chelate like bisglycinate before bed and you'll get your face melting dreams in no time.
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I had a dream the other day about a Deuxmae-esque milf being my girlfriend. We were at some friends dinner party and we were both so horny we couldn't stop fondling eachother. Whenever I got angry she shoved her nipples into my mouth like I was some toddler.
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Oh shit I love /fit/ dreams.
It's always either long-ass beatifully choreographed fight scenes or anal with high test bitches. Gotta get dat dere ZMA. Altho I heard you shouldn't take it with calcium so no nightcap protein shake.
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>>36390808
Sounds like you're becoming gay.
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>>36393199
why htough?
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take a zma AND a benadryl and see what sort of fucked up shit your brain can get up to.

you'll probably get straight night terrors
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>>36393706
I'm no smart science bitch, but as I recall your body can only make use of 1 certain mineral at a time so the calcium gainz interfere with magnesium and zinc gaiz and your net gainz are close to 0.

Don't know why zinc and magnesium get along
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>>36393755
alright
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>>36393085
That's my actual gf right now. Chubby Native American girl with freckles. We were at the movies the other day and she shoved my fave into her breasts and made me suckle them.
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>>36390808
what ZMA is good?
many of them have like zinc whatever and its unpure or something

also, ZMA somehow blocks out my depressiv thoughts, can anyone relate?
i "feel" better,s tronger some might say
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>>36393772
CITRATE IS THE WAY TO GO AFAIK
WELL CONSIDER THE FACT THAT YOU ARE MADE OF CHEMICALS AND YOUR EMOTIONS ARE ELECTROCHEMICAL REACTIONS IN YOUR BRAIN SO YES CERTAIN CHEMICALS CAN CORRECT CERTAIN IMBALANCES AND IMPROVE GENERAL WELL BEING OF YOUR SLAB OF FAT BRAIN
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>>36393788
o-ok no need to scream senpai
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finally someone with the same problem
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>>36392548
Your face is a woman's ass?
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>>36390808
What exactly is so important about ZMA? I was taking a Zinc-Magnesium-Calcium compound supplement for a while and did not feel anything special. Now I'm just taking a natural mens' multi-vitamin that seems to be mostly cinnamon.

People treat it like steroids
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>>36390808
The day I hit lmao2pl8 I dreamnt about fucking a high test chick with a dick sprouting from her chest. I have no idea what this means
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>>36393887
I wish
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>>36392576

Lol, sounds like you wanna cheat desu
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I'm primarily a lucid dreamer, ZMA just makes things more interesting. Things get pulled out of my subconscious a little more, throws a spanner in the mundane dreams I usually have, kinda takes away a little control to make things more fun or disturbing.

Probably the weirdest, most recent one I had was a zombie apocalypse dream, where everyone I knew was a zombie. It kinda stressed me out
>tfw hiding in a car with broken windows as a horde of zombies shuffle past
so I brought people back and made us fight the zombies, with a bunch of weapons.
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zinc always fucks my sleep up. I dont take it anymore
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>>36393897
zinc supplementation boosts testosterone production if zinc levels are a bit low. It's an easy thing to miss out on in a diet if you don't have an enormous amount of variability in your food.
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>>36390908
>>36391002
Nothin gay about getting your dick sucked
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>>36390808
a few weeks ago i had this dream, op:
>rich Hipster lives in manison
>other dude (ripped) shows up, destroys Hipsters Sportscar
> Hipster attacks, gets hit.
> 6 month timeskip.
> ripped dude lives in said manison, friend of him shows up with tall girl in maid outfit, hands cuffed.
>shes for me.
> friend explains, it took a little for the brainwashing.
>mfw the girl in maid outfit is the shaved and mindbroken hipster.

no Homo.
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>>36392844
>You need a fucking therapist dog
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>>36393694
>becoming
kek
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>>36393948
can confirm

i feel better, stronger, very frew depressive thoughts
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>>36390808
>tfw had a dream I still had my motorcycle that I crashed 5 years ago
>cried a little when I woke up ;-;
>fuck you ZMA

also had some weird wet dreams like yours OP
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Dreamed I raped my ex last week. Hadn't thought about her in years...
Worst part is I woke up and jerked off to the thought
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>>36394005
Of course, I mean they did say 'no-homo' after all.
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>>36393948
>>36394046
Can confirm your confirmation. After a week of taking ZMA, noticed workouts are better even when i'm tired. I think i'm also getting better sleep.

Mfw after supplementing zinc, workouts improved. Had two people ask if i was on roids in this last month.
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>>36390808
I have really fucked up dreams. I once had to slit a man's throat, so I snuck up behind him, but the blade was dull, so he spun around and stared at me with this look of shock and betrayal on his face while I had to slowly cut his throat again. It was fucking horrific.

And my latest flavor fucked up dream was that there where these fairies in my garden- but like, old world fucked up monster fairies. They were just shaggy silhouettes with silver eyes and praying mantis arms they used for digging. I saw them and knew that if they knew I saw them, they'd kill me, so I slowly closed my window and drew the curtains and went back to my computer.

And then the curtains moved, like a breeze and then they were on top of me, using their fucking mantis claws to hack and gouge at my neck.

Of course, I'd fallen asleep with my hand against my neck, so I woke up screaming.

>mfw I've had nightmares every night for the past 23 years.
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What are the best supplements for dreams?
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>tfw dream about raping a grill in a shower (she sorta started to enjoy it after a bit) and actually cum in my sleep

Anita was right brahs.
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>>36397311
Sounds fun.
I NEVER get to have nightmares, maybe once a year, and I love them to bits.
My last one was in December. Something about UFOs kidnapping Santa Claus, tentacle probe rape, and distorted screaming.

I normally have surreal adventures.
Last night I started in my grandparents house from the 80s (which I never saw), and then adventured up a never ending staircase filled with dangerous temptations.
I got to the top and got a wish (I want to be Alexander the Great(??)), and jumped into a bottomless rave pit, but I'm pretty sure that was just another temptation and I failed the test.

God, I haven't had sex dreams in years. Miss em.
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>>36399021
>I want to be Alexander the Great(??)
Who doesn't?
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mostly just dreams about getting rejected by women

mostly my ex girlfriend
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>>36399997
Diogenes
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>>36397383

>TFW can't cum in my sleep

If I have a semi lucid dream of fucking someone I can never cum and it distracts me enough to wake me up
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>>36400293
Best philosopher.

>>36400392
Fucking this.
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>>36394454

Aggression, thats been channeled through bettering and progressing yourself in order to leave behind the person that you was back when you were with your ex, has manifested into the form of sexual aggression and has taken the form of that event in your dream.
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>>36400776
What do the werewolves represent, Mr.Freud?
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>>36390808
I once had a nightmare where I was a fallen soul in purgatory. And my purgatory was this old baroque mansion where I was a mistreated servant to a family who hates me.

I knew I had to endure their constant bullying and abuse because God was testing me, but the same time, every time they would kick, cut, or hurt me, the voice in my head telling me to just murder them would get stronger and stronger.

This dream felt like it went on for ages and ages, until one day, the father and the son advanced on me with knives and started to stab me. Fearing for my life, I finally lashed out, grabbed the knife and killed the father before doing the same to the son.

Then I felt some evil power flow through me and I went about the household butchering the family in more and more gruesome detail and cruelty. With the men dead, I turn to murder the women one by one, until at last the youngest daughter (who always pitied me and always tried her best to protect me) was the last alive. In the dream, I found her cowering in a small closet, terrified. She begged me to spare her, but using some magic power, I somehow reached into her chest, pulled out her heart, and crushed it.

In that instant, a torrent of darkness erupted out, and I felt the hot wrath of God cast down upon me.

Which finally woke me irl. I was fucking shaking and seriously disturbed; by far the scariest nightmare I've ever had.
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>>36390808
holy shit, i took a tiny bit of zinc yesterday and had a dream that i got raped by a fat nigger woman with gross feet

they were really fucking nasty feet

and i have a foot fetish, and i couldnt even stand them

had some other dreams too but cant remember atm
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>>36390808
I also had a dream that I was raped by a werewolf. It was going to rape someone else, but I begged it to spare them and take me instead. Well, it did and it laid eggs inside of me (I got fucked so hard most of the eggs broke). I hid it from everybody, and there was this crazy serial killer who realized something was up with me. Instead of telling him, I stretched out on a bed and cupped my hands to my belly. He laid his ear against it and then looked at me and said, awe in his voice; "in my lifetime I will witness the birth of a new species."
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>>36390808
Werewolves are hot, I don't understand why are you complaining. Usually when they show up in my dreams they not the fun kind, but the bloodthirsty type and they are chasing me relentlessly. They never caught me, but I always get the distinct impression that they want to cause serious bodily harm - as in death, then feasting upon my liver.

I'd take werewolf rape over murder any day.
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One time I had a dream that cars and trucks and tractors and shit became sentient and one was named Jason Steele.
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>>36401105
Your desire to fuck werewolfs.
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>>36401482
ba dum tiss
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>Future. This kid starts hallucinating monsters on a space ship. The governments declares him a traitor and convinces him with (false?) documents that his father had conducted experiments on him with resulted in mental issues.
>"no" demons- tiny, ball shaped creatures with long bird legs and wide grinning mouths filled with jagged teeth and big eyes. They're only about a foot tall, but they swarm and wear you down mentally as well, constantly chanting "no, no, no"

so this is something I dream't- monsters that look like the no demons are a reoccurring thing with me.
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>>36401422
fucked up shit, that sounds like something out of /d/
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>>36401569
yeah, /d/ fucked me up good, but i like to think my potential was there the whole time.
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>>36401482
Really? Nothing deeper than that? No possible fucked up childhood trauma or repressed furfaggotry?
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>>36400776
I manifested in your mom last night.
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>dream im just walking around the house
>except its not my house, its a wierd combination of my old grand parents house and the house i grew up in
>see couch in living room, there a sheet hanging around it kind of like a shower curtain
>only goes down to the "seat", can see a pair of feet just peaking out
>feet appear to be hanging down from something..
>pull sheet away, its my sister. she has hung herself
>shes wearing only a towel like she just got out of the shower
>initially shocked, then a sudden feeling "relief" like i wont have to ever deal with her again (we were never very close, pretty big sibling rivalry)
>then begin panicing
>not because I was responsible, but because I realize i wont be able to fake being torn up over it, afraid I will be accused

That was pretty fucked up dream.
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>>36390808
What's zma
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>>36404213
Zinc Monomethionine Aspartate. It improves muscle recovery and helps achieve deeper levels of REM sleep.
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>>36404421
>Aspartate
Only an idiot touches that shit
There's a reason diet coke is full of it
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>>36404421
Oh god yes
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>>36404421
>>36404432

That's AME, not ATE you faggot.

Do some research.
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>>36404421
I thought the M was for magnesium not monomethionine.
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>>36404432
you've got it mistaken with Aspartame, close but not the same.
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Does anyone else cum pre-maturely in their wet dreams? I always just get to sticking the dick in, it's embarrasing.
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>>36404554
>in their wet dreams
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>>36404554
I am sure your vivid hallucinations laugh at you behind your back, anon.
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>>36404554
>tfw dream about having steamy sex with some husbando mode gymbros in the showers
>tfw not even homo
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>>36400392
Sometimes i cum and sometimes i don't, there doesn't seem to be any apparent logic behind it
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>just bought zma because of this thread
>i think i have a pretty fucked up mind
>tfw just wanna see how far the rabbit hole goes
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reminds me of a dream when i was like 10ish

>walking around the street near my house
>my brother is standing off in the distance
>can't see him that well
>start walking over to do some brotherly shenanigans
>looks like him but just a bit more hairy like sabretooth from xmen claws and everything
>starts running towards me
>instantly shit bricks
>start screaming crying hysterically
>goes on for a little bit
>get tired slow down
>walking backwards as he just slowly walks toward me
>start pleading for my life trying to remind him im his brother
>yells at me "i don't care"
>disembowels me
>still in my dream for a couple of seconds
>wake up

i didn't trust my brother for a couple weeks after that
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>>36390833
You misspelld hot
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>>36392291
You'd be surprised...
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Anybody ever lucid dreamed before? I've never tried intentionally but did do it one time. After driving for eight hours and getting to a hotel with a bed 10x more comfy then mine I had a lucid dream. I was on my back porch and realized I was in a dream and was sitting in a meditating pose and I started to slowly hover up to above my house and it looked like a vivid google maps view. Only lasted like 15 seconds.
Was pretty cool and I had a weird like shrooms after glow for part of the day.
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>>36390808
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THE WEED HAS BEEN LIT AND IT'S TIME TO SLAM YOUR KALE SHAKES, TAKE A TOKE & MARK OFF YOUR CHECKLIST

TO POP YOUR:

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SHROOMTECH
KRILL & MCT OIL
PRIMATE CARE PILLS

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>AFTER YOUR INTENSE WORKOUT YOU CALL OVER BRIAN REDBAN USING TING BEFORE GETTING INTO YOUR ISOLATION SENSORY DEPRIVATION FLOTATION TANK AND PACKING YOUR MOUTH TO THE BRIM WITH POT BROWNIES FOLLOWED SHORTLY AFTERWARDS BY COCONUT WATER ENEMAS JUST AS THE DMT KICKS IN AS YOU LISTEN TO DUNCAN TRUSSEL AND GRAHAM HANCOCK HYPOTHESIZE THAT THE PYRAMIDS = ALIENS AND THE ARK OF THE COVENANT IS HIDDEN IN UGANDA

DUDE BOOOOM LMAO

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>"BRENDAN SCHAUB JUST END IT ALL, I THINK YOU ARE A WORTHLESS FIGHTER AND I HATE YOU, BUT COME BACK ON THE PODCAST SO I CAN BLOW YOU THE FUCK OUT OF THE WATER AGAIN AND REDUCE YOU TO TEARS"

>"BRENDAN "FRASER" "FUCK MY SHIT UP" SCHAUB, JUST TAKE THE EASY WAY OUT. YOUR CAREER IS OVER. IT'S TIME FOR THE SMITH AND WESSON RETIREMENT PLAN"

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>YOU ARE NOW PICTURING JOE ROGAN NAKED IN A FLOTATION TANK WITH A MOUTH FULL OF POT BROWNIES TRIPPING

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cue the hempforce mustard
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>>36406265
Wait...what if all the bros I've been lifting with have been furries this whole time?
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>>36407663
Here kitteh kitteh kitteh
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>>36390908
Zinc always gives me vivid dreams, but last night I had a dream I had an acceptance letter to med school, and it's been about 2 weeks since I've interviewed.

I woke up pretty disappointed.
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I've had a few weird dreams since starting ZMA.
>Be German soldier
>Fighting Russians in WW2
>Full on slaughtering them
>Stabbed a commissar in the neck
>Ends up being a movie trailer
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>>36407720
>tfw had a dream I was with a qt adventurous gf and we were hiking in the lake district and ate chilli on top of a hill and talked about nature
>mfw it was all just a dream
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Two ducked up dreams
>be me
>at wealthy piano's funeral (bbtd got him)
>Ripptoe, Scooby, and zyzz are there giving speeches
>someone asks me to help carry the casket
>takes like 20 guys since he's massive
>we all diddly lift the coffin
>Romney Coleman yells "lightweight baby" as a tear rolls down his cheek

Fuck I need to get off /fit/
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>>36407864
#2

>be doing no fap
>alone at the gym
>horny as fuck
>start fucking a weight plate
>mfw it was a wet one
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>>36407864
lol when I had insomnia a while back I couldn't sleep because all I could think of was rich piana floating in space, delirium is one hell of a drug
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I'very had similar dreams anon
>about to fuck a girl
>she's pretty fat but highest r-right
>as I begin I realize it's actually a guy
>realize that I'm actually a red headed qt grill
>realize the guy is actually my dog
>wake up and consider suicide
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>>36390808
lol this thread reminds me of this
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1458101070084.webm
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>>36408683
Perfect.
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>>36404432
>subtle
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>>36390808

Just recently kicked the devil's lettuce and my dreams have been wild.

>Finishing up a final (I graduated 3 years ago, do these school dreams ever end?)
>Ace it
>On my way out of class I bump into Trappy Chan
>Flirting with her - she looks a mixture of bemused and uncomfortable
>Hear someone shout, "THE WOLD WURLD WURM HAS AWOKEN!"
>Look out the door to see thousands of people on campus fleeing
>It rears it's head - a monstrous centipede formed of gnarled wooden branches
>It's head is a bull-skull twisted out of oak-trees
>For some reason I think I can take it
>I shout "If your Father's a moose and your Mother's a goose what does that make you!?" as I charge into battle
>Getting my shit pushed in - this thing is huge
>David Bowie is plowing through the crowd, riding on the Spirit of the Forest from Princess Mononoke
>He shouts, "That makes me the MOGOOSE!"
>His voice cracks like thunder
>Lightning jets from his eyes
>A grown of antlers curl from his forehead, sprouting crimson maple leaves
>The Wold Wurld Wurm shudders, groans, snaps at it's own tail and coils into an Oroboros
>Lost in the scintillating pattern of its spinning, swirling form - watching it crush and compact into an acorn

Didn't get dem digits :'(
>Wake up
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>take ZMA
>dream every night
>never fucked up dreams
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Last night I had a dream about- fuck what was it? There was a store. I keep forgetting to write down my dreams, so my recall drops.

But there were ghosts. Or demons. Or demon ghosts.
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>>36392660
Laughed hard m8.
I have similarly fucked up dreams like that.
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>>36400776
Tbh I think I dreamed it cuz she hardly ever put out and I regret not breaking her in and taking her like I did with my current submissive gf
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ZMA does nothing for me. I do regularly take melatonin though, and I get the occasional SUPER fucked up dream. This one was from around three weeks ago.

>Driving home from school, but on the wrong road
>Twilight/dawn lighting and atmosphere (windy forest road)
>Going decently fast (I regularly speed on roads I'm familiar with)
>Pass a cop while going way too fast
>FUCK
>Look back: nothing
>crisisavoided.jpg
>Suddenly it turns pitch fucking black
>I'm still driving on the road somehow as I look behind me to see the only visible light
>Its a fucking spotlight following the cop as he's chasing me, lights and sirens blaring
>Suddenly the car transforms into a giant cop-car spider monstrosity
>Chasing me at breakneck speeds down the road as football stadium lights gradually turn on to light up my path
>Road is now covered in spiders
>Sudden left turn
>Fall into a ravine

I woke up screaming because I thought a spider cop was eating me in a ditch
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>>36408683
Fucking kek
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