Baby gains
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So im having a baby 2 months from now. Whats the best food to feed him on his growing years so he'll surpass klokov in height, physique and lifts?
If you want your son/daughter to have guaranteed good facial aesthetics, look up orthotropics.
>>36380463
try dog food
dogs get rly strong rly quick, maybe its their food
>>36380470
Ill look into it but I already have good face so its not a stretch that my heir would be fairly handsome too
>>36380475
T-trappy?
>>36380463
breastfed for as long as possible, no extra stuff needed.
minimum of 6 months, preferably longer)
children will do what you do, they wont do what you tell them to.
don't talk condescending child's talk to him, just talk to him normally even if he doesn't understand you, his vocabulary will be better.
i am dutch, so occasionally i will talk to my child in english.
let your baby watch tv/listen to things in different languages.
You actually dont need to talk to a babby for it to learn the language.
So all you have to do is bombard your babby with all kinds of useful languages and it will grow up multilingual without you doing shit.
>>36380517
Sounds like bullshit but I believe It
>>36380494
>>36380517
This board is retarded as fuck.
>>36380664
okay mister expert.
both these posts are correct. babyś absorb information like a sponge
>>36380463
SS + GOMAD
>>36380699
You're dumb as a sponge
>>36380715
okay retard.
>>36380463
Don't let him eat soy. Especially babby formula, most contain a lot of soy.
Make sure he eats a high cholesterol, high fat diet when he's older & avoid nutrient deficiency.
Avoid all plastics, even the ones that supposedly don't leech.
Finally keep him active and athletic
>>36380754
Why? What so bad about soy?
>>36380463
Don't take advice from 4chan on how to feed your kid.
>>36380767
It's estrogenic
HGH mang
You know how /v/ does those Pokemon games via chat command in Twitch?
I propose we do the same thing for OP's babby, but with dubs on /fit/.
Ex. OP names the babby, dubs decides name
Dubs decide when babby eats
Dubs decide what toys babby gets
Dubs decide clothes and when they're changed
Etc
>>36380794
What would happen if you injected babby with tren?
Dubs and OP slips dbol into breast milk
>>36380715
ur mom is a spong
>>36380463
Ankle And wrist weight for when baby is supine and flailing limbs
Paperweight on back for when baby starts crawling, like a loaded carry crossed with a plank
Fishing weights in diaper so learning to walk is like Turkish getup
Remember to overload
>>36380494
This.
En waarom ook geen Duits anon? Duits is retehandig.
Breast feed him (well your wife) for as long as possible !
Also non stop fuck your wife
Feed him food like MEGA CHESE SAUSAGE BROCOLIS MEAT etceteras
>>36380864
>how to cripple your baby, by Anon
Honestly OP if you're retarded enough to take ANY parenting advice from 4chan, you should have probably swallowed
>>36380896
Im the father you nonce. Its just for fun, and its not like im asking for china tier training. Just nutrition and health
>>36380809
Rollimg for baby eats australian pasteurized milk
>>36380463
>a guy sitting behind a wall masturbating naked while war is raging around
WTF
>>36381114
Thats a typical /k/ommando
>>36380463
Breast milk
Your breast milk
>>36381146
How about your mums breast milk?
>>36381108
What's wrong with Aussie pasteurized milk m8
>>36381158
Wut, i didnt imply that its bad
OP, there is only one thing you need
Mommy's Bulking Balls
>>36381224
This, mbb is all you need
>>36380791
Only in very very high amounts
Good meme though I rate it 7/10
