>2016
>not consuming 0 calorie food
>>36361121
>*Contains Trace Calories
NOT ZERO CALORIE REEEEEEEE
I bet that's absolutely rank. And now fatties will use this as justification for eating 6 or 7 slices of toast in the morning lathered in this shit.
>2016
>eating cancer
This product, quite literally, does not contain peanuts.
>>36361121
Why the fuck would I do this? It's already such a chore to hit all my macros and eat enough. Jesus the idea of eating more on purpose is insane.
>>36361222
>hurr eating food is hard
never gonna make it
This seems to be the perfect thing for cutting, but I feel like if it were there would be more discussion about it. Seems to good to be true desu senpai
>>36361309
It probably tastes nasty and/or will kill you.
>corn starch
>zero calories
Wat
>>36361121
It tastes disgusting, like every single product of Walden farms
How about high protein ice cream? 24g protein / 240 calories
>>36361367
ice cream measurement is a scam. kroger legally sells pints that actually weigh 10 ounces.
Pump it full of enough air and I imagine you could have a 100 calorie pint if you tried.
>>36361309
By all accounts it tastes like ass. Someone said that it was tolerable if you ate it with other things, e.g. in a PBJ, but was too bad to stomach by itself.
WHAT IS THE POINT OF IT
>>36361309
I bought some on sale once- tastes nasty. Dont buy it.
>>36361121
PB2 and PB2 Chocolate are the only reduced-calorie peanut products I like.
>>36361877
To indulge in weakness.
>>36361121
Shits gross bros don't fall for this shill
>SECOND ingredient is fiber
>literally 0g fiber
>>36362139
Holy shit did he just fucking chocke that other kangaroo to death?
>>36362558
Yes!
>>36362139
THEIR TINY TREX ARMS USED TO SEEM SO USELESS
>>36362139
Serious questions, how are kangaroo's upper body so developed? Is SS being a meme a meme? If i jump squat all day long will I get massive upper body gains?
Also, they just look like the swolest todlers having a fight, with their jumping about
>>36361121
> artificial coloring
I stopped reading
>>36363627
Their diet is protein pack/low calorie leaves and they are constantly moving
>>36363663
So that's a yes to jump squatting around all day to develop my lacking upper body? I just tried it to go to my mini fridge to get a mountain dew and I'm already out of breath. If I keep this up for a few months (only indoors, I'm not autistic) I'll be fit as fuck and Stacy from accounting will defo be down to suck my kangaroo mode balls. Cheers anon, I feel like this will be a changing point in my life.
>>36361121
>sucralose
How the fuck is that even possible?
I have some very low calorie maple syrup, it doesn't taste great, but it's better than I expected. I think I'd rather just have regular maple syrup and make room for it macro-wise though.
>>36364954
>go to any grocery store
>find the 'pancake syrup' aisle
>99 fake-ass pancake syrups
>1 actual maple syrup
I'm 99% sure what you have there never came out of a maple tree.
>>36364974
Oh yeah definitely, I know it's 99% sweeteners and other shit. I was just surprised that it wasn't as foul as I thought it'd be. Still pretty watery though, doubt I'll bother finishing it.
>>36361171
>Roasted peanut flavor
>Natural peanut extract
Clearly, it does contain peanuts.
>>36361571
vegans managed to make 40 calorie pints of fake ice cream
>>36362558
Not death I don't think, just to unconsciousness.
The best Kangaroo webm I've seen is where a Roo starts slap-fighting an Aussie who just turns around and fucking cold clocks the roo in the face, knocking it out cold.
It's Australia in 15 seconds.
