>you will never do cardio with taytay
>you will never kill your gains with a low test flat assed girl that's freakishly tall
i sure am sad senpai
Tay Tay says this to you:
>"You can make love to me Anon, just promise you won't take my anal virginity."
How do you respond?
She don't do nothin with white bois
>>36355120
with a dick in her ass
>>36355120
Yes master, your will shall always be done.
>>36355121
There's a chainsaw on his hat. Is that cool?
>>36355119
Manley here,
Taytay and I could share running shoes.
>>36355150
we are manleys now?
>>36355155
You can thank autocorrect for that
>>36355134
Run nigga nigga nigga run nigga nigga
>>36355155
Manley Manley Manley you neber lern
So is that a runners body?
who?
>chinga'ing a coal burner
amigo..
>>36355107
id let her kick me in the dick if im being honest
>>36355107
In theory you could find and chase Taylor, you'd be doing cardio together but admittedly it would be unwilling on her part.
>>36355503
>Run behind her
>"CHOO CHOO!"
>She turns around
>"YOU CAN'T OUTRUN THE RAPE TRAIN TAY-TAY!"
>She runs faster, much faster.
>keep running behind her
>feel good knowing that you've helped tay tay make gains.
>>36355120
Am I the only guy not interested in anal...
>>36355631
Ikek'd
http://www.whosdatedwho.com/dating/taylor-swift
Enjoy your 32nd hand goods.
>>36355641
It's not just you. I think I could probably hate-fuck a chick anally though.
>>36355121
She does anything with anybody? I thought all she did was give guys blue balls.
>>36355121
>taking a picture with someone means they fucked
>>36355177
long distance
>>36355107
> flat ass
no thanks
>>36355107
i would basically have some part of me in her butt, 24/7. finger, dick, tongue, thumb, nose (not for sniffing, thats gross)
i dunno, maybe id take a break and plug her with a toy.but she would have something in her ass, 24/7
and she'd like it.
>>36356108
w-what about the feces?
>>36355766
>white boi in denial
>>36355107
Jokes on you anon.
I'll never do cardio with anybody.
i think i can out run her so whatever :p
>>36355120
I'd stick the d right in her poophole
>builds career bitching about men in her past
>spends entirety of last acceptance speech biching about men in her past
way to break the form Taylor
>>36355121
Silly negro, girls who do things with blacks do things with everyone. It's just that no one wants them afterwards.
>>36356174
keep your cuckold fantasys for your mother you dipshit.
also delete this
>>36355120
>I'll make love to you Tay Tay, but only if you take my anal virginity
>>36357608
>replying to bait
And l thought /pol/ wasn't as retarded as /r9k/
>>36355120
I let my dick do the talking
I'm running solo, like Jason Derulo.
>>36355166
Underrated, keked
