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who would win in a fight? USA vs. AUS which it will consist
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who would win in a fight? USA vs. AUS

which it will consist of 2 teams of 4. 2 of them are bodybuilders, the other being professional boxers

USA = Rich Piana, Mike Tyson and Scooby1961 and Floyd Mayweather Jr.

AUS = Zyzz, Lee Priest, Danny Green and a Red Kangaroo
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by the way. this is the red kangaroo. not the scrawny shitty one
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>>36344542
Usa would win because zyzz is a corpse and the othe two would have their hands full trying to wrangle that kangaroo.
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>>36344548
>this is the red kangaroo
What did he mean by this?
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>>36344586
well the red kangaroo is a type of kangaroo.

which i have chosen this one

>>36344579
they were all in their prime, meaning zyzz is alive and tyson being a cannibal
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>>36344579
wait but wouldnt the kangaroo be hopping all over the place? also you didnt mention Lee Priest nor Danny Green
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>>36344579
not to mention will be coming back around to fucking wail on them as well
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>>36344542
Rich Piana would eat Lee Priest
Scooby would pay Zyzz for a striptease and end up giving him AIDs
Mike Tyson would beat Danny but both him and Floyd would be disembowelled by that Kangaroo
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>>36344542

real talk though, 1 gorilla or 2 kangaroos
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>>36344813
2 kangaroos, so fucking mobile
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>>36344813
Gorilla is very big animal you need at least 3 kangaroo for kill.
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>>36344860
the wildlife around it and not to mention the weather would kill the gorilla anyway if he was in australia
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>>36344542
Seeing the height of Zyzz and Scooby would make the manlets kill themselves. The kangaroo has no loyalty and hops off to do Roo things. Scooby is too in love with Zyzz to attack him, and Zyzz can't make it past "come at me bro" so a stalemate
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>>36344880
the roo sticks by the aus team. its trained and saved from a bushfire
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>>36344542
Mike Tyson solos AUS team
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>>36344542
>camel
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>>36344607
>tyson being a cannibal

Oh FUCK OFF with this shitty meme.

The only reason Tyson bit off his earbud because Holyfield kept pulling illegal moves like ducking low and what not without getting any repercussions from the ref so it led to Tyson wanting to do something to even it out. The man acted out irrationally in a once only occasion.

Did Tuson overreact? That's arguable. But it's not like Holyfield didn't have it coming.
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