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/fit/ what do I do when I am walking and a grill is walking towards me going the opposite direction and I want to show off my gains and not spill my spaghetti every time?

First off when I see a lone grill walking towards me, my hands get sweaty as fuck and I seriously dont know where to look. I try not to stare at the ground like a beta but then that just means that I usually end up grimacing forward trying to look tough and mysterious until I crack an awkward smile because its my defense in stressful situations. Then they usually think i'm laughing at them or a complete sperg.

Also, should I kind of flex my forearms and biceps a bit? should I try to make eye contact? pls help me bros, im no better off now than I was being dyel
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>grills
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>>36316405
yes grills. pls no bully
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>>36316376
Ok buddy. Let's say you try this. Flex your pecs and the grill stops, and says hi.

What do you do next ?
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>>36316486

Hey grill, What's up with you?
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>>36316486
>y-you too
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>>36316486

Challenge her to a bench competition
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>>36316376
>Then they usually think i'm laughing at them
Are you implying this is bad? That shit is straight up chad behavior. Try it sometime.

Personally I'm usually doing me and have no intention of interacting, so holding my head straight I tilt it back slightly (subtle proverbial "nose in the air"), raise eyebrows slightly and look ahead as if they don't exist. Funny because they'll play with their hair, or some adjustment as you pass them or you'll catch them looking (expecting you to notice then) through peripheral vision.
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>>36316588
so try to act kinda like a dick? if they touch their hair is that good? sometimes they make it seem like theyre not very interested.. do they do this on purpose if they like you?
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Look directly behind her and wink, she will totally think you're making eye contact and won't see your sperg
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>>>36316486
My father told me to always walk with my head up and looking forward, this means that you're actually aware of you're sorroundings (grew up in a ghetto area) and for the love of god don't practice it only with girls, this does not only help with your posture, but it actually makes you look one step closer to an alpha male
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>>36316726
ok I will try. And this gets you pucci?
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>>36316777
It helped me meet my last gf, gud pussi mein.
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>>36316486

ask her if she fights on the side of justice
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>>36316486
are you an archeologist?
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>>36316486
Smells like updog in here...
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Tense your triceps, slightly spread your lats, breathe through your balls
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>>36317149
I just tried this in my room. what do you mean breathe through your balls? it kind of hurt when I tried it
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>>36317143
What's updog?
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>>36317149
Dat ILS
>>36317202
Elliot Hulse strikes again
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>>36317268
Not much man, what's up yourself?
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