how does one prove this over texts
If you have to ask, you've already failed.
>>36285275
>Faggot posting texts
>Trying to get everyone eIse to do your work
>Non fit posting
>Saged, repoted
>>36285275
you don't.
use texting to set up dates, not talk sense.
Also, this should go on /adv/
>>36285294
This.
>>36285275
Send her your 1RMs
>>36285275
I swear, from what I see on 4chan, a good 75% of females only talk to guys for entertainment and amusement. They have no interest in ever fucking you or even touching you.
>literally asking this question
The autism has reached a new level
>>36285275
>how can I prove Im a great prize
YOU ALREADY FUCKED UP, YOU LAID YOUR VALIDATION ON HER SIDE, ABORT
>>36285328
OP BTFO ONCE AGAIN HOLY SHIT HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH
>>36285275
You have literally no game anon.
>>36285387
a 100 times this,retard
>>36285275
>"Tell me how to please you"
Wow good going OP, women love guys who prove themselves to be unassertive doormats
>>36285275
there's no salvaging this convo, but the only thing to do is throw it back at her how unfunny you are, e.g. "only if you promise to laugh"
>>36285275
dump your /fit/ humor file
>receiving green texts
Ditch her. She's poor.
>>36285275
Use this joke:
Whats the hardest part about raping a dead baby?
My dick.
>>36285275
>expecting someone to entertain you
wew lass
>>36285294
/thread
>>36285275
Listen genius: Whoever the fuck that is? She sounds like she's a mess. Kick her to the curb and find one that gets real about shit, not one that plays stupid-ass games with you.
>>36285275
"Let me tell you about my 1rm."
If dubs, send her this OP:
What's the best part of having sex with 6 year olds?
Watching them break down on the witness stand
>>36285275
>how can I prove myself to you
Fucking pathetic. Do you honestly think this gets bitches wet?
>>36285275
It's like improv. Rule 1: don't ask stupid questions. You should have made some outrageous suggestions instead
>>36285275
are you an archaeologist joke
>>36285328
o fuk
>>36285275
"I'm not that funny but I have a big dick does that count?"
Only works if you have a decent sized dong
Just be like this seems like a lot of work for a 6/10 at best
>>36285275
>not responding to the first line with
>I guess you'll have to go on a date with me and see ;)
Seriously.
>>36285275
send literally anything and if she's in to you then it won't matter
>>36285275
Not immediately thinking "archaeologist"
lurk more
>>36288000
This works. Anything you say should lead to some kind of action, not just bullshitting around because then she gets bored and goes to the next cock on the carousel
send her a picture of your dick
>>36285938
Im glad at least one of you remembers how to get laid.
>>36285275
"Girls usually laugh when I take my pants off, does that count?"
>>36286817
Reroll
>>36286780
Underrated as fuck
>>36285328
that was actualy well placed
>>36285275
Hit her with this award winning pick up line OP. 'Girl, are you a crying baby? Because I'd love to hit that'
>>36285275
A-are you an archaeologist?
>>36285328
10/10 top kek
>>36290434
This. Ironic and disarming.
>>36285275
>How can I prove I'm a great prize
BETA ALERT!
As a man you got nothing to prove to women. Your time and presence enough is a prize and gift to any women no matter who she is.
But you already failed her shittest, so goodluck buddy that's all I can say.
>pic related
>>36285275
Peanus Weenus copypasta
>>36285275
You already fucked up
>>36292927
What if it's not ironic :(
>>36285275
Idiot
>>36285847
Kek
>>36285328
Admittedly good
>>36285335
Duh, do you have Down syndrome that you just figured this out
>>36285328
savage
