>2016
>not eating all calorie-free foods
How is that possible
>>36197024
If I wanted calorie-free foods I'd go back to eating your mom's pussy
>2015+1
>Not activating your almonds
>>36197033
it tastes like assholes, not even joking.
walden farms 0 cal products are actually fucking atrocious
>>36197024
>walden farms
tried many of their products, including peanut butter
the jams taste like lifesaver/artificially sweetened agar gel
"peanut butter" taste like the cheap crumbled peanut packs you get with ramen noodles in toothpaste texture
this shit probably gives you cancer
>purified water
they can't keep getting away with it.
>contains trace calories
>>36197578
Fiber and cornstarch.
Like 10 calories a jar, I'd wager
>>36197024
Looks like it's comprised of "vegetable fiber" (plant cardboard) xantham gum and corn starch. Sounds fucked up.
>refrigerate after opening
lol
>>36197070
>Save over 500 calories when you make a healthy PB&J
How much fucking peanut butter were these fuckers using to make a PBJ holy fuck
>>36197024
There's no way this doesn't taste like pure unfiltered donkey anus.
>>36197850
>not putting a jar of peanut butter between two slices of bread
I know it's cutting season, anon, but really?
Cancer in a jar
>>36197862
Fun story, once got high off my mind and ate an entire pic related with a spoon.
>>36197024
Isnt it easier to skip a meal than eat this cancerous piece of shit??
>>36197877
sounds like you were living the life, eating peanut butter straight from the jar is just efficient, my man
>>36197024
Wasn't there a study showing that you gain weight when eatting calorie-free food because your body starts freaking out and thinks you're left eating dirt or something?
>>36197921
>>36197024
Obligatory
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s3337cj4sJQ
>>36197034
*slow claps*
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See you on the boards...
>>36197024
>peanut spread
>calorie free
please anhero
>>36197070
>No Calories, Fat, Carbs, Gluten or Sugars of Any Kind
>Delicious on crackers or toast
why would you eat that 0 kcal shit when you spread it on processed carbs anyway
>>36197877
I did the same with pic related once.
>>36197034
topkek
>>36197024
the peanut whip tastes like cancer
>>36199901
>Fun story, once got high off my mind and ate an entire pic related with a spoon.
Once did the same with pic related, so. fucking. good.
>>36197919
GOMAD? please. try JOPBAD - jar of peanut butter a day. your gains will be off the charts.
>>36197024
>>36197054
This. It could have thousands of calories but it tastes so bad you'd just vomit them back out.
Terrible stuff.
What's this made of that it has no calories? Is this a joke?
Walden Farms "calorie free" BBQ sauce is probably the worst thing I've ever tasted.
Meanwhile I'll eat a 1000 calorie cookie every day with 200 cals of it being PB and stay skinny without risking my health.
Just make healthy versions of things you like. Fuck this overprocessed crap.
>>36200058
mainly wood and water, with some coloring and texturizers
>>36197033
>water
>vegetable fiber
>Natural Roastedd Peanut Flavor
"I can believe it's not peanut butter!"
They should feel shameful that they actually sell make this.
>>36199901
Did it with this once. Wasn't high but would've been even better if I was
>>36202541
What is it exactly?
>>36202569
IT'S A MONSTER
>>36197024
I work at a store that sells this, this is the only brand i'll actually tell people not to buy
>>36202569
It's a spread made out of biscuits (cookies). It's good.
>>36197921
You gotta confuse the body, haven't you been watching bigger by the day?
>>36202665
I feel like I've heard horrible things about it somewhere.
