Step right up! Step right up! Choose your Chad and get some ass! n
B
B
D
D
only choices. 10 times gain, infinite protein, chat up any sloot and a sugar momma. COME ON
>>36144523
You chose to learn five languages? No point. Get a hot face and you can fuck any chick, foreign or not.
C
B
A
D
B
A
D
C
My gym is small and I h8 waiting to do deadlifts. Level 3 was hardest but knowing so many languages would be dope for many so many reasons. Maria seems like the coolest chick to spend time with, A and B are basic and D doesn't have enough going for her.
>>36144541
i already look decent. im also slavic and the moment i whip out a "czesc" their panties drop just a little bit
B
B
T
D
>>36144523
The only right answer
B
A
D
D
No contest
B
A
B
D
>>36144745
>Not being smart enough to learn 5 languages anyways
>>36144481
ABDC
>making money a priority over gainz
>>36144481
B
B
D
A
>>36144481
Go/BADD/ master race checking in
>>36144481
B cuz I'll put in the effort but would love 10x returns
B cuz shits expensive
A cuz im an uggo ;_;
C I will make my own munay, i need a loyal QT that will sweat with me and be the empress of my empire (plus ill make her do buttstuff anyway)
b
b
a
c
>>36144481
ADDD
I don't want to get roids big unless I'm allowed to not have ridiculous hypertrophy
BAA, either C or D
No money is a red flag
>>36144996
>no money = red flag
for a dude maybe. chicks are broke all the time.
>>36144756
> Not taking time to develop musical talent
It's a two way street here, bucko
>>36145014
You'd be paying all her food and clothing and medical bills. This ain't 1960, it's not easy to support two people and if you want kids good luck
D
B
D
D
>>36145054
just saying *shrug*
good luck finding a chick with with a decent savings nest egg that looks like any girl on that last row. theyre out there, but theyre exceedingly rare.
>>36145085
>good luck finding a chick with with a decent savings nest egg that looks like any girl on that last row
that got it herself, not inherited or given to her by a living relative
>>36144541
I don't want to learn the languages for women you goof
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A
A
C
>>36144541
>not wanting to travel the world
>>36144745
>>36144756
B
A
D
D
ALL THE WAY BABY
>>36144481
B
B
A
C
BBBB
>>36144523
/thread
BADD
>>36144481
BABB
Love me some whinefu
B
D
A
C
>>36144481
Who BBDB master race here? Im taking that slut for everything shes got.
>>36145868
This is my second choice. I had to go with BBDD because I could always use more protein, and I'm usually not fighting over equipment at my gym anyway, but BADD is solid.
Dem brain gains.
>>36144681
Underrated
AAAD
it's the only logical choice. This is basically why 90% are on fit right? To get swole, use the gym, improve aesthetics and get a gf that loves them.
>>36144481
... this is the whitest post I've seen and that says a lot since this is fucking 4chan.
>>36146258
What the hell does that even mean?
>>36146284
It's just raceism
>>36144481
c
d
b
d
BABC
Maria master race checking in
>>36146258
>using white as a pejorative
stfu you cuck, nigger, bitch
>>36144481
B A D D
I don't even need her to do my work, I just want someone interesting to talk to that isn't my thesis supervisor.
>>36144481
B
B
D
B
EZPZ work outs and a sugar mommy to fly me to other countries where I can fuck the natives and not have to work or at least not be stressed for cash.
>>36144481
D
B
D
D
masterrace
Would do badd erry tyme
>>36144481
CADD bitches
fucking attainable goals right here
BBDB
Because i can already sing
>>36144481
you autismos sicken me the correct answer is ccdc and here's why
Eat what ever you want and still make gains - Fucken perfect now you can go out with friends and consume as much as they do and not be that weirdo whose turning down every round of drinks and weighing out his chicken at the Outback
life long gym buddies - male bonding (no homo) is important for psychological health. your gonna need a bro to get you through tough shit in and out of the gym. Plus a solid wingman to pick up chicks 2>1
5 languages - money in the bank. Not to mention just becoming more intellectually well rounded this also greatly broadens your horizons for new job opportunities, meeting new people and travel possibilities. this is free cash
Maria - a girl that's into what your into and is also into you. Finding someone like this a rare gem. Its easier to teach a snake the piano than to turn a girl who isnt already into /fit/ness into a gym goer. those other grills are guaranteed to be fat by 35. With the exception of college chick who might be studying what you're studying, Maria is the only one with shared goals; you know the basis of actually functional relationship, possible waifu material here
Chads dont attract attention and women just be cause they look good. They actually tend to be confident, well rounded people and thats why these are the best choices. they make a better person, not just a better lifter.
>>36146565
Oops that should be
C
D
D
C
>>36144481
B
B
A
A
Jessica is great.
B
A
D
A
C
D
D
D
B
B
A
B
>>36144481
B
D
B
B
I can just cheat on the bitch
>>36144523
This
BBBD
>>36146556
Lmfao i've heard your "singing". No you can't
B
B
A
D
C
A
D
A
Dont forget the sloot in the last row is not exclusive you can have others as well
BBAC
C
A
C
A
>>36146422
> not using white as a pejorative
Cuckskin pls.
>>36144481
B
A
A
B
A
A
A
A
>>36145014
Some of us refuse to date bellow our station. It's a matter of principle and propriety.
B
B
D
B
C
A
D
D
>C for pizza, also no need to take protein perk on row 2
>A for free equipment because most common problem
>D for languages because most useful.
>D for Natasha for smartness
>>36144481
C/A/D/D family
C (was thinking B, but you'll run out of gains eventually, but with C you can eat everything or nothing forever and still keep jacked)
D (my gyms always empty, so no A or C, and who needs B when you can eat anything and have perfect macros)
D(I'm not ugly, I have a decent voice, and who gives a fuck what I smell like. I always hated learning languages, but you'd get a fucking great job with 5 languages more)
B(was torn between her and A, but I guess if she's staying home while I go out, I could find an A somewhere. Definitely not D though. Can't stand smart girls...)
This is fucking ass fuck fuck I want John Cena to be my gym buddy fuck all this other shit I want to wake up to texts from him about like hey want to go hit the iron and train super hard I'd be like fuck yeah John I just need a ride and he pulls up and I hop in and we do some super compound exercises and he spots me the whole time and I spot him and we help load the bar with weight for each other and we even have a postworkout meal together and I would say goodbye and he would probably say something cool like hey so same time tomorrow? I would be like I don't know just text me and he would be like ok I'll cya later and then I'd watch him peel off in his nice ride and I'd go back into my room and realize I got John Cena as a friend. All this other shit on OP list I can do, but I just don't have John.
>>36147161
Youd have to find 2 As for a 3some though which is waaay harder than already having one
Literally only picked A cos threesomes
>>36144481
>23 time WWE Champ John Cena will come train with you and show you some of his tricks
Everything about this pisses me off. Cena is not a fucking 23 time WWE Champion. He might have held 23 championships, counting belts that AREN'T the WWE championship, but he's only a 12 time WWE Champion, and a 3 time World Heavyweight Champion (something different until it was unified with the WWE championship).
And his only secrets are suicide grip and steroids. And no selling his opponent's offense the minute it's time to make his comeback and CENAWINSLOL.
>>36144481
BDDB
C
A
B
A
I miss eating bad food, fuck yeah my own personal gym, I'm a muso so singing would help heaps and fucken hell I love dumb girls. I actually enjoy talking to them. Smart chicks are too pretentious and wanky
>>36147250
You sound fat and autistic
I'm glad sweaty mangrapple got bumped off sp
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A
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C
>>36144481
B
A
D
D
>>36144481
B I can get superfit in half a year if i ever get out of shape good from is never more then a month away
B In case of WW3 or similar i will always have whey as a food source
D wont use this for sluts but to help me build a business
D Natasha and I will help me start a business using my looks and fluency in 7 languages(already fluent in 2)
>>36144481
>B
>B
>any
>D
>>36144523
das it mane
>looks plain but fucking smart
inb she goes all "gone girl" on your ass
>>36144523
Sugar momma is b though
D is literally geeky white fangirl
>>36144481
A
D
D
D
>>36146565
You're a retarded fuck like the rest of this thread.
Only correct answer is
>>36147704
>>36147704
>>36147712
Natasha will leave you for picking A over B or C
>>36144481
A
B
C
D
Wow that was easy.
Why the fuck is everyone picking Natasha? A to C are great, can pick A, get to fuck her and her hot friends in the ass. Can chose B, use her money for whores. Can chose C, and fuck that God tier body all day long, while having a hot gym buddy. Natasha sounds like someone who will grow old and turn into some SJW uber botch. Who the fuck cares if she's smart. Everyone's smart in this day and age
>>36147868
because natasha in a geeky fangirl and this board is geeky fanboys
>>36144557
this fucker game is on.
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A
A
A/D
B B C D
>>36147868
>Everyone's smart in this day and age
0/5 try harder
>>36144481
BDDB
>>36147928
just because she can do homework doesnt mean she knows anything useful
she doesnt lift, she doesnt look above average, and shes clingy as fuck
B
A
D
D
I would like to take the infinite protein but the wait times at my gym are so horrible that i literally have to pick A there
>>36144681
>>36144481
B
B
coinflip between A and D
coinflip between B and D
like I give a shit about sex, gimme money/power
>>36144481
BDDD
>>36147161
With B theoretically cardio gains count 10, too, so you'd only need to do 1/10th to stay fit.
Time to overthink this. How can I eat whatever I like if I'm not at my goal body? Does it reset back to this? Do I just waste away?
>>36144523
my famalam
>>36148601
>without cost
no cons, only pros
