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What are the /fit/ approved methods of killing myself? Also:
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What are the /fit/ approved methods of killing myself?

Also: is 1X5 on DL really as good as 3X5?
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>>36111976
OD on oats
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>>36111976
use DNP
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>>36112010
Nah man thats gay. Might load up 2pl8 bench and drop it on my neck to make it look like an accident. Family really couldnt handle to know that I an herod, but I want to die
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>>36112068
I wish I got to the point of actually wanting to kill myself. That means ID be free from everything.

I got suicidal but never quite to the edge. If you wanna die, buy a one way ticket to new zealand or some other remote shit, start a new life. Forget every person you knew, enjoy the suffering of being poor/alone etc for you will feel anything after all.

New Game+.
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Try to outrun a train
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>>36112124
My wife is a bitch, daughter is 14 and pregnant and son is in jail. I failed as a human being. I don't deserve another chance
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>>36112164

You sound like a literal cuckold
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>>36112157
Huge zozzle
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>>36112164
>>36112164
Fuck your daughter and then kill her and yourself
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>>36112189
Nah man I almost murdered the wigga who impregnated my daughter. They are living together and are quite happy. Wife is a depressed fuck, would like to kill her too if possible.
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>>36111976
>What are the /fit/ approved methods of killing myself?
8 HOUR LEGS WORKOUT C'MON
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>>36112164
Well that's not even as bad as I thought. Every problem can be fixed, having committed sudoku can not
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>>36112203
I have no desire to do that, but killing myself is sweet af
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>>36112259
Let me fuck her then
I'll even kill her baby and replace it with a white one with high quality genetics
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>>36112303
After I'm dead do what ever you want. Meanwhile expect to get anally raped if you come near her
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>>36112323
Ok I refuse to believe a father of two is this cringe
This is b8 and not fitness related
MODS
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>>36111976
Alright then, good bye /fit/! It was a good3
3.5 years. See you autists on the other side.

Signing off for the last time

Take care
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>>36112390
ABSOLUTE MADMAN
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>>36112390
What is in pic related, can't recognize
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>>36112323
Like the guy who knocked her up? :^)
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>>36112412
I think it's a 22LR pointed into his mouth
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>>36112390
Are you ODing? That's not a v gd idea anon. Jump off a roof if you're beyond redemption, but I suggest leaving and starting anew like anon below said:

>>36112124
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>>36112444
Checked. So he's going to traumatize his family, well, father of the year over here. Out doing Jenner and closing in on Benoit.
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>is 1x5 deadlift as good as 3x5

Jesus christ
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>>36112390
On mobile, can anyone check exif tags? See where he lives and check local news tomorrow or similar
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>>36111976
>What are the /fit/ approved methods of killing myself?

Guillotine press 6pl8. Using suicide grip, ofcourse.
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>>36111976
Overtraining is the only way, OP. Any other way is faggot-tier.
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>>36112453
That's a URAL 2. Its a pretty well known sharp shooting rifle in Russia. I used to own one of these. The fact that there is a box of ammo on the floor tells me that op just shot himself
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>>36112484
What? Is it not?

Not op, just curious too
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>>36112390

He was an hero to us all....
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>>36112390
I'd recommend not doing this and doing as other anon said and just traveling the world.

I'm not really one to talk but it's basically what I'm doing
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>>36112523
Ah, damn. :/ Gruesome.

>>36112486

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This is Hebrew to me.
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>>36112599
I think his already dead
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>>36112621
Well piss. To each their own. RIP opie
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>>36112486
By the look of the rifle he has to live in Russia or somewhere in Eastern Europe. You can't export or buy URALs in the West

I squat in your honor, чyвaк
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>>36112390
It's really unsettling to know that somewhere in this world, a person who I was just talking to shot himself
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>>36112390
See you on the other side, anon.
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>>36112695
Reddit detected
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>>36112695
Welcome newfriend.
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>>36112695
You'll get used to it.
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>>36112695
Some guy jumped from a building at my university. Came here to find an other hero

What I just wrote about traveling the world, I thought of what I'd have said to the guy who jumped today. You can fix every problem, except for having just pulled the trigger.
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>>36112736
>>36112718
>>36112704
I have to admit though, despite having been here long enough to warrant being committed, the strangulation thread on /b/ c. 2 years ago left me a little shaken for a good couple of hours. I was there as it happened and words can't explain the cold rush of realizing that we were actually looking at the corpse of a 40 something year old woman only after sum fuk.
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>>36112757
My friend was stabbed in the neck and died (over nothing), leaving behind 2 daughters. How can this problem be fixed, Phil?
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>>36112787
Post screencaps
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>>36112390
Rip anon, atleast you might get to meet Zyzz in heaven
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>>36112804
Take care of his daughters. Cope with the grief. Killing yourself won't solve anything.
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>>36112809
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=aad_1415171385
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>>36112259
Me on the middle.
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>>36112859
That's not what I meant, Sperglord. Anyways, I'll need to tell them (8 and 6 respectively).
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>>36112823
>Killing yourself
>Heaven
Yeah, nah. There are a few exceptions, but this isn't one of them.
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>>36112809
Learn to Google.
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Ammunition appears to be .22 Fiocchi MAXAC.
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>>36111976
Juice till you fucking explode m8, COME ON
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>>36112920
It just occurred to me that I am going to get brucebannered.

Shit...
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>>36112997
See ya
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>>36113050
Thx breh, I hope it was worth it for the voyeurs. I'll be lurking in peace for a while.

RIP Failed Father Bro, you weren't as bad you felt you were, and serve as a reminder to us all not to let feels get the better of us.

All Gonna Make It (besides URAL bro, obviously) Blah Blah Blah.
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>>36112997
just delete the post
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>>36113338
It won't let me, only report or hide it. :/ Is it this x plugin?
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>>36113396
Actually, it says the post is too old. Oh well.
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>>36111976
Creatine x failure
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>>36112695
It's odd isn't it. All these replies, stating their sadness, whereas I read his post completely lacking in sorrow.
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>>36112787
>>36112787
Don't forget the dude with a body in his freezer
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>>36113575
Well, since I am awaiting my router-resetting...
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>>36112068
nah senpai load up 4 plate, if you die doing 2 plate you look like a pussy
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>>36112164
At least they're your kids and not your wife's kids, amirite?
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RIP OP, will eat a freedom burger in your name
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>>36111976
overtrain until you kill yourself

idk if this is possible but if I'm curious to see what would happen if someone trained non-stop day after day until they passed out, then trained some more until they eventually died or something.
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>>36114699

I think he's kill m8
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>>36114699
This is already well known due to labor camps etc. You get very weak and probably catch a lame ass cold or something and get pneumonia and die.
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