>Okay here's your order s-si..r... hehe oh WOW... uh... can I get you anything e-else???
I've had this happen to me and it's really awkward because lol no game. I just end up feeling bad for the girl and I've stopped going through drive thru's. I kinda get why there's guys that exist that seem to intentionally make themselves ugly.
>no you are making me uncomfortable
That chick is adorable.
>>36091938
you either have low standards or inability to make a girl laugh/smile
>>36091956
>>36091938
yeah she's like a 4 and looks like a dude
you might be gay breh
>>36091895
a gf pls
>Um Sir why are you filming me? Can I ask you to stop doing that please, sir?
>>36091920
.>>36091895
Yeah your number would be a fine supper.
Always have pen and paper ready
>>36091895
Help wanted, must have:
good worth ethic, food and hygeine experience, must like vegetables.
>must like vegetables
but why
>>36091963
>implying when she saw the camera she wouldn't realise it's a porno and jump out to suck the dude's dick
fucking kill urself my man
>>36091971
type the number into your browser on your phones and hit enter cause then you can just check your history if you fuck up
>>36091971
I mean I just don't want to go through with it. the courting process, the letting someone see my pathetic way of living, etc. etc.
I have a few girls I hook up with. I just have nothing as far as a life to offer.
>>36091920
>this is what spergs actually believe
>>36091978
or just call it
>>36091991
>I'm a sperg because I've had girls show interest and not reciprocated it leading to an awkward situation
>>36092000
>tfw her phone doesn't ring
>tfw she wasn't actually coming onto you
>>36091963
Girls are attention whores, they loved being filmed without their knowledge...
>tfw ugly but have nice gains
>>36092018
>niggers
not even once
>>36092018
jesus, isn't this like a 20 year jail sentence + registered sex offender for life?
AND HE FUCKING RECORDED IT?
jesus christ dude
>>36092044
>>36092055
fug what was it
>>36092055
>>36092044
what was it?
>>36092011
>you're a sperg because you altered your behaviour to avoid being around women
>>36092070
a nig jack off onto some girl in public without her knowing.
>>36092070
some black dude literally cumming on a chick behind her back, without her noticing, in public
>>36092083
>>36092087
Looks more like a pajeet
>>36092097
>can't sploo in loo
>>36092081
yeah, like I said, no game. can't into courting process.
>>36092083
>>36092087
oh i see that in creep threads all the time kek
>>36092127
wtf?????? lol
>>36092110
It's really not that hard, but I guess just stay beta. Less competition.
>>36092131
lurk more you fucking fresh-off-the-boat newfag.
>>36092131
Scour /gif/ for the latest creep/sharking thread.
JUICY
>she has a wedding ring
Fuck everything.
>>36091973
Lmao, I saw that too, I wonder what fast food vegetarian places exist
>>36091971
>Always have pen and paper ready
>2016
>>36092020
tinytrip, is that you?
>>36094045
That logo on the top right looks like the logo for Vegheads. We had one in this area a while back but they closed recently. (Never ate there just recognize the logo.)
>>36094208
errr...I meant the top left...d'oh
Bitch looks 40
>>36091895
>>36092013
Repeat the number back with the last 2 digits switched. If she corrects you she wants you to actually have her number. If not she doesn't and just say thanks and move on
>>36091956
> inability to make a girl laugh/smile
i have this :(
>>36094449
Nice. Never thought of that. Any more like this? Please, I need this.
>>36091895
I shit you not though one time I walked into subway after the gym and asked for a sandwich, and the girl behind the counter said "but you look like a foot long kind of guy"
>>36095304
*asked for a six inch sandwich
>>36095304
i'll give you a foot long ;)
>>36091895
> tfw a number was written down on my receipt the other day
I am starting to believe
>>36091973
So they don't get sick
>>36091895
Can you keep the receipt for me, please?
>>36095343
all receipts has numbers on them you dumb dick.
>>36095434
It's like you don't even want the Pentagon to inform you about their recent activities in your area
>>36092013
>tfw she actually answers
>uhmmm... who is this?
>>36094449
That's brilliant, thank you fellow mongolian basket weaving board browser.
>>36095488
ITS YA BOIIIII
>>36094449
>DEVILISH
Y-you too.
