ITT: /fit/ lies you tell yourself
>I don't need to eat vegtables because I take a multivatim
>I can drink after I work out because I burnt the calories off already
>There's nothing unhealthy about taking acid and then fapping to fetish porno every weekend because that's the only way I can satisfy my fantasies
>>36088496
I should have specified that I meant the last one as unhealthy in relation to mental state and sexual health, not damage from the drug
>>36088496
I like guro too op
>she'll get back together with me after my cut
You take the dreaded lysergic every fucking weekend? Jesus Christ dude. You're gonna end up with a watermelon for a head.
>>36088496
>the best has yet to come
>>36088514
Guro? You sick fuck, I'm only into fur. (Imagine that was spoiler'd)
The acid just makes it so real for me. It's probably fucking me up mentally really bad.
>>36088583
Tim Leary took much larger doses, much more often than me, and he's still pretty functional. Acid casualties are an urban legend.
>>36088529
Same :(
calories eaten when visiting my parents don't count
>>36088615
>After this deload and form correction I'll get my gains back
>>36088496
Acid faps to fetish shit must be weird, dude
>>36088759
Not really, feels too normal to me. It's like an amalgam of all my primal insticnts, sexual frustration, and fucked up past. Plus the orgasm is pretty good too.
Although I bet to most people, that's weird. I know I'm a weird person. That's why I can't interact with people and end up doing acid and fapping to cartoons at 2 in the morning.
This is getting waaaaaaaaaay off topic
>the right girl is out there
>it'll take time but we'll meet by fate
It's been 35 YEARS FIT
WHEN
>>36088496
>that last one
god iktf, dropping two strong ass tabs and some molly tomorrow with gf while shes gonna be on shrooms. we're both throwing in some whippets too
>tfw have crush on female friend from college who i havent seen in a year
>we used to talk a lot but suddenly she started ignoring me
whatever its for the best
>>36088496
Bro let me get that lsd hookup tho
>Looking good will cure my autism
>>36088931
You're about to be fucked up tomorrow, have fun and be safe!
>only 2 tabs, it's like you don't want to transcend to another plane of existence
>>36088953
You're retarded if you don't know how to find anyone. It's so easy. Just ask around
>>36088995
It's not the most abundant drug where I am. At all
>>36088980
thanks man. dealer acted surprised i wanted two seeing how strong they are. did one on new years and the walls were melting/got heavy CEVs.
>>36088953
Yeah man. Post your name and address and someone on here will hook you up (with the DEA)
>>36088642
>tim leary
>he's still pretty functional
u wot?
>>36089049
I meant "was still"
Forgot he died
>>36089093
you forgot someone died 20 years ago?
>my head won;t turn into a watermelon
>acid casualties are an urban legend
holy fuck check yourself kid
>I'll be happy one day, just gotta give it time
>>36089111
not that guy (im the guy tripping tomorrow) but shrooms/acid/dmt have cured my cluster headaches. just sayin.
then again i only do them once or twice a year so
>>36089133
>taking substances that mentally detach you from reality
>a cure
kids, please remove yourselves from the grass located in front of my home
>>36089111
Look at this straight edge superiority complex. Could you try any harder to nitpick? Pardon me for forgetting something, your right, I defirtly gotta Chek myselff because Im Syd Barrett ya?
Brainwashed pussy
>>36089172
http://www.sciencemag.org/news/2011/06/lsd-alleviates-suicide-headaches
it was either acid or morphine
>>36088496
>taking acid every weekend
>What is tolerance
>>36088496
>my girl will keep up with me and not get lazy and fat
>>36089215
If you think you can't trip every 7 days on acid then you don't know what you're talking about
>>36089234
im curious, how do you buy that much acid? darkweb? meet someone every few weeks?
Jesus christ.
Spiderman, please save this thread
>>36089247
Nice try CIA
I'll see you all in hell
>>36089180
>it was either acid or morphine
>from your provided source: "Although there is no cure, patients can sometimes cure the headache by inhaling pure oxygen ~(PURE OXYGEN!)~ at the onset of an attack. Other treatments include blocking calcium channels with the drug verapamil—which is used for cardiac arrhythmia—or taking triptans, also used for migraines. Some patients have also reported finding relief in hallucinogenic drugs such as LSD and psilocybin"
yep...acid or morphine
keep telling yourself whatever you want, man
>>36088822
Checked.
The answer is never. If you haven't made it by now there is no hope. I am sorry. You need to seriously lower your standards of you want to find someone who isn't bat shit crazy.
If you don't mind with someone being batshit crazy then 30 and 40 year olds who are divorced with multiple children are going to be your bread and butter.
Hit the gym and be rich. If you're not rich then pretend.
>>36089351
1) idk where the fuck to get pure oxygen
2) i'd have to carry it around with me at all times waiting for an attack as theyre random. taking acid every few months seems to be the cheapest option
3) lol you sound like you roid. its ok mayne i do too
>>36089319
jokes on you we're already in hell
>>36089351
>>36089383
4) If you breathe air with a much higher than normal O2 concentration, the oxygen in the lungs overwhelms the blood's ability to carry it away. The result is that free oxygen binds to the surface proteins of the lungs, interferes with the operation of the central nervous system and also attacks the retina.
>>36089410
I know. My life is a living nightmare. I can't wake up.
>>36089383
>lol you sound like you roid. its ok mayne i do too
turned in the natty card. life is what you make of it and really only you know what's best for you and I won't argue against that. have a good night.
>>36089432
wait hahahaha that was just a lucky guess... wow
>>36089419
>oxygen interferes with the operation of the central nervous system
but taking acid is jsut fine. holy shit you kids will let yourselves just believe anything as long as it fits your plan.
>>36089437
no man not me, i was talking about you! i don't roid. not yet anyway.
>>36089442
i mean at least its not a literal explosive that makes you blind...
whatever, who knows how DARE grads found 4chan anyway
>>36088642
My schitz friend took acid a couple times and I'm convinced it made him much worse. He's institutionalized now.
>>36089506
Obviously you shouldn't take psychs if you're a schizo
>>36089470
or how seasoned medical experts found 4chan for that matter
>>36088615
What am I seeing here...
Funny how common acid is to find well at least in southern Florida but people still treat it like its a drug worse than heroin. In high school I would buy 10 tabs every 2 or 3 months and be set. I miss those days when I had no responsibilities and wasn't worried about my future
>>36089506
>I'm convinced it made him much worse.
>He's institutionalized now
someone in this thread will argue that the two are not connected if you can confirm he had headaches
>>36089011
hang out with more sketchy ass folks. Its good to have friends in high and low places
>Need dat chocolate milk because of dem proteins and insulin spike = maximum gains
>>36088496
>It's okay that I claim to be a grown ass man when I only weigh 150 lbs and can barely squat LMAO2PLAET because I have abs/ribs. I'll just call people who lifter literally twice what I do fat.
>High bar is patrician squatting
Well, those are lies YOU people tell yourself. More on topic...
>If I squat heavy enough, maybe someone will love me.
>If I can just clean and jerk LMAO3PLAYT the unlifting fags that comprise 85% of /owg/ will learn the error of their ways and stop being chronically underfed, underlifting pussies that masturbate to their own form videos, start eating some goddamn food, and put more weight on the bar.
>>36089548
I guess acid is not being talked about enough for common people to have knowledge of it, except they think it makes you temporarily insane or something.
That's probably to be expected of a non-addictive drug that doesn't horribly disfigure people or appeal to hoodrats or your average teenager.
>>36089506
Well, he was putting stress on a structure that wasn't up to code to begin with. I'm sure it's more dangerous for people who are already mentally unstable. Especially if paranoia is a pre-existing problem
>>36089554
This. Just never trust them. You will get robbed. They will steal from and lie to you. DO. NOT. TRUST. SCUM. EVER.
>>36089648
This
Hate the game, not the player
>>36089550
I'm the headache guy
No shit don't do drugs if you're insane derp
>>36089541
>needing to be a seasoned medical expert to know that oxygen is explosive
>>36088496
Multivitamins are a waste of money
>>36090687
Elaborate
>>36088798
Jerking off an acid is fucking hilarious. The texture of the skin on my head just evolves around and the skin on my shaft just moves like calm flowing water over my cock veins.
>I'm fine
>I am happy
>I'm probably not as good as most people
That last one may not be a lie
