>not being 6'1" and 150
>not racing bikes
bike racing the is the most patrician of competitions, /fit/. Why don't you?
and before you say "because I'm not a cyclet" just look up any sprinter or track racer. They lift like badasses and can still ride like them
>>36063041
I'd rather race formula cars.
>>36063041
These fucking faggots all over the road.
Mountain biking is alpha
Road biking is for fucks who want to get ran over.
>>36063678
Taking like that makes you sound like an idiot
>>36063678
Road biking is Alpha
Mountain biking is for fucks who want to get eaten by a bear.
>>36063041
Because you faggots won't stay out of the road.
>inb4 "I HAVE THE RIGHT"
>>36063738
That's not what your mom says.
>>36063678
Mountain biking seems more likely to benefit from lifting gains. Need strong upper body can help with tech climbs, jumps, drops, and high speed cornering.
>>36064047
It's more fun and you dont piss off drivers.
>>36064255
>worrying about drivers being inconvenienced for 10 seconds
Top beta m9
>>36063836
it's funny cuz i've seen bears on the fucking city trails
>>36064347
I find road bikers annoying and self entitled.
You are not a car get the fuck off the road.
Shove it up your ass m9.
lets keep it civil m8s
both are patrician only if you race them
hobby riding for both is unacceptable
>>36063863
>>36064787
fatties on /fit/
classic
>>36065079
Because I hate inconsiderate people I'm now fat?
Fuck off.
I mountain bike and play rugby.
BTW pit bulls are for niggers.
>>36065169
>BTW pit bulls are for niggers.
fuck off
>>36063041
I used to road cycle a lot.
I stopped because, let's be honest, it's a pretty faggy sport. I'm Canadian. People here play hockey and watch boxing. They don't have much tolerance for pic related. Plus, it just puts you into T-Rex mode, which is pretty stupid.
>>36065181
Prove me wrong.
They are literally the nigs of the dog world.
>>36065169
Pitbulls are GOAT ya dumb shit
>>36065228
>GOAT
Using words like this.
You must be black.
>>36065227
bred for muscle, aggression, fighting for entertainment. you right.
They're cool dogs though if they're not raised by shit people. Police are using them to find drugs n shit.
>>36065234
Im the whitest guy in the world stop embarrassing yourself.
>>36065266
>GOAT
and you think I'm embarrassing myself.
Ok Jamal.
>>36065257
Police do not use pit bulls.
unpredictable and have niggerish tendencies.
>>36065169
>calling things niggers
>doesn't like people being fit instead of driving like a fatty
classic fatty american
>>36065266
You're the whitest guy in the world with pitbulls and the acronym GOAT in your vocabulary? You're either black or a wigger.
>>36065079
I get my cross country skiing gains breh
>>36065310
Can you read boy.
Mountain biking.
I'm sorry you were born black.
>>36065257
>bred for muscle, aggression, fighting for entertainment. you right.
you talk like a nigger.
>Police are using them to find drugs n shit.
No they don't. They would never, ever allow a dog as volatile as a pit bull to be used for police services. Are you 12? What kind of nigger education do you have?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_police_dog_breeds
>>36065199
Cmon, the maglia rosa is supposed to be pink.
t-rex mode is for climbers, like me. Peter Sagan is a great road rider and he's pretty built for a full roadie (not just sprinter)
>all these beta carcucks getting ass blasted by bull cyclists
You see my Schwinn parked outside your house, you'd better keep driving, unless you want to see your wife oiling my chain if you know what I mean
>>36064255
You might piss off pleb hikers and zoophilic equestrians.
>>36065199
Canada has some of the best mountain biking trails in the world.
>>36063041
Because cyclists who wear all that shit are faggots on the road. I'll outride you any day cunt.
>>36066690
bold words m8
>>36063041
Road bikers suck.
Allow me to enumerate some gripes:
1. dress up like fucking easter eggs
2. take up the entire road
3. vulnerable as shit, so I feel bad driving fast on mountain roads
4. bikers are into biking more than anyone else is into anything else, so that is automatically fucked up
5. why the fuck are you out riding at 11:00 am on a thursday, get a job you leech
6. just go for a run you fucking nerds, shit
7. we get it, you don't have enough friends to spend all of your time with on weekends -- just admit it instead of pretending to be super passionate about on the cardio exercise you spent $6000 on.
>>36063041
Because I'm not 6'1" and 150lbs.
I'm 6'2" and 232 lbs I would crush a bike just like I could crush your ass.
>>36066948
>its impossible to comprehend people liking things i dont like
>i am the center of the world
bicycling destroys your reproductive capability
>>36066962
But I don't showboat what I like all over random people's lives and daily commutes
Bikers do this more than anybody. It's almost as if their hobby isn't biking, but whoring the intensity of their burning passion for this cardio exercise out indiscriminately like some weird fetish
>>36063041
>cardio
>MACHINE cardio
>machine cardio that FUCKS YOUR POSTURE
>machine cardio that fucks your posture while ANNIHILATING YOUR TESTICLES
>cycling
>>36066980
Literally never had any issues with bikers trying to showboat or get in my way, while in a car or otherwise. Maybe youre being prejudice
>>36066948
>Easter eggs
If they wore dark clothes you'd complain they aren't visible enough
>Take entire road
It's legal and safer to take the whole road because entitled cagers like you won't share the roads
>Vulnerable
That's right, and we have every right to defend ourselves when riding around giant fucking metal machines that can kill us in an instant
>just go for a run
Running sucks. Riding rules.
>Don't have enough friends so ride instead
This is beyond dumb. Cycling clubs are huge, as are cycling competitions and races.
You sound bitter and the last time you rode a bike was probably some heavy ass clunker. You can't talk shit till you know the pure joy of being in good enough cardiovascular shape to push up a huge mountain at >190bpm and then fly down the descent at breakneck speed cornering super hard at 100km/hr
>>36067013
literally try existing in the bay area peninsula. it blows
cycling raises prostate cancer risk
>>36067023
I live in portland where cars legally have to stop when someone is crossing no matter what.
>>36066998
this. cycling is the smith machine of cardio 2bh flam.
>>36066957
what does this even mean? yes you could assault me, good job. a lot of people could.
>>36063041
You're just saying meaningless things. You could replace everything you said with a different sport. This is completely meaningless
Bullshit garbage crap shitpost
>>>/o/
Carfags GTFO REEEEEEEE
>>36064347
No lie a biker almost hit me once and he crashed his bike.
Kept driving and gave no fucks thanks to posts like this. Get on the fucking sidewalk, no excuses.
>>36063041
if you're into cycles try /fraud/
>>36063836
>Road biking is Alpha
