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Alright This JUST happened.
>meet girl on tinder
>1st date is fine we vibe a bit
>2nd date she comes over to watch a film
>we start getting hot and heavy at some point
>take our cloths off aww yes
>nice young blond with nice tits
>play with tits
>dick won't respond
>kiss and grope each other
>dick won't respond
>she tries to jack it
>dick won't respond
>I try to jack it
>NOTHING
I wasn't even nervous. I've had tinder girls at my place before and have had sex with them just fine. This has never happened. Not even while drunk. Why couldn't I get hard?
shout words of encouragement at your dick
You liked this girl more than the others hence the stage fright.
Next time say "little help" for a blowjob
>>36060515
Doctor here. Post a picture of her tinder and I'll consider trying to help you out.
>>36060515
She was born a man.
You're a 0 on the Kinsey scale, you don't even get hard to post-ops.
If all else fails just take viagra.
>>36060515
Penises are weird yo. Did you jerk it before she came over?
>>36060515
Too much porn anon
this has only happened to me one time. I got so drunk because i knew i was about to fuck a fat girl and my dick wouldn't work.
>>36060536
This might be true now that I think of it. I guess i'll have to keep some viagra around just in case
>>36060583
No I didn't, but I guess I should to ensure my dick fucking works.
>>36060604
I don't watch porn. Have not watched it in 5 months
>>36060536
Don't fucking do this, please.
>>36060515
I think she just didn't do it properly. If the guy is having issues with that, you have to calm him down. Ask him to lay on the sofa or bed and close his eyes, and then go slowly - work on his cock softly while exciting him through other erogenous body parts. Slowly breathing, sucking, biting, moaning, etc, around his neck will give him goosebumps. Move your hands around the insides of his thighs, his lowerback, his chest~
Slowly humping his leg will also excite him, just don't make this the focus of the whole thing.
If you do all that slowly, while softly touching his cock in various manners, and moaning and saying naughty things in a low voice to him (about how his cock is hot and delicious, how you're wet, how you want him inside you, you want his cum, etc etc), he is gonna get hard - guaranteed.
>>36060625
Ive had this OP. How old are you? Over thinking things leads to this.
When you get over being a teen and getting a boner at everything, you realise you have to be comfortable and in the moment. Sometimes you dick just says "I dont know her... Nope.jpg"
>>36060647
Stop being so hot in my mind then being an abomination in reality!!
>>36060647
>>36060647
That's true. She was a dead fish. She even said she doesn't know what to do and neither did I since this hasn't happened before.
>>36060686
I'm 25. I've slept with 7 girls before her and one was a 6 year long relationship. It's not many but it is still something.
>>36060647
>trappy-chan
>wet
That said, you sound like you'd be good in bed
>tfw you'll never get trappy's boipussi
>>36060793
Precum tho
How can I get viagra without a prescription?
>>36060515
/fit/ has made you gay anon. Swap Tinder for Grinder, start looking for fucbois and you're good to go.
>>36060983
In uk, just ask for it from your doctor. Tell him its affrcting your mental health.
>>36060647
I've been having this problem for the past month and a half and it's making me miserable. Was gonna have sex for the first time ever and dick didn't work. Tried having sex with this same girl about 4 times since then and it still isn't working. Doing nofap and noporn and taking l-arginine, how long should it take and what else should I do?
>>36061699
Try a couple of beers
>>36060625
> he fell for the no porn meme
> he's falling for the blue jew
You're beyond help
>>36060515
today you found out you like men
it's ok anon, it's 2016!
>>36061816
t-thanks, anon!
>>36061827
seriously though, you arent emotionally invested in her cause it's a slut from tinder.
"pussy is pussy"...nah.
maybe you aren't turned on by sluts anymore? or you subconsciously thought how many dicks have been inside her before you?
>>36061854
>thinking about how many dicks she's had
Oh fug well that's it, now I won't be able to use tinder anymore
>>36061910
> using tinder in the first place
>>36061699
A few months back I tried having sex with my current gf for the first time, it took me around 3 times before I could get my dick up. But now I have no trouble getting it up and ive had sex with her like 9 times, i found that jerking off daily helped me a lot for getting an erection, and keeping it.
>>36061910
well, it's a good and bad thing
you dont want to pump and dump good girls, tinder is exclusively bad girls
so you can use it to pump and dump if you so desire.
>>36061854
She did tell me she has been with about 30 guys. She doesn't know the exact number because she was too drunk half the time... Fuck I think my dick saved me from aids just now
>>36061854
>>36061939
Everybody is on tinder. There's no "bad girls only" club. Why do you guys think this?
>>36060533
DEAD ASF.
>>36060533
CMON JUST DO IT FIVEPERCENT ONEDAYYOUMAY
>>36060793
I'm not circumcised, so my benis can get pretty wet from self-lubrication inside and around the foreskin.
Of course it doesn't get soaked like a normal girl, but you can definitely feel/see the front of my panties getting wet - depending on the level of arousal, of course.
>>36060533
>>36060515
do this next time
>>36060515
Your dick ran out of fuel.
>>36060647
Why'd you turn your trip on? This isn't routine general.
>>36062023
The only chicks on tinder are dark elf tier sluts and chicks who can't pick up in the real world
>>36062292
+1 internets
>>36060515
How does your dick respond when you're with a man?
>>36062336
>implying dark elves are any tier except top tier
>>36060647
Really small things can make your dick shut down
I once couldn't get it up because a girl reminded me of a character from a 1997 TV show
>>36060515
Something like this happened to me.
>met would-be gf at hotel
>gives me a bj
>can't get beyond a semi
>she gives up
I get hard from every little thing she does now though. Only difference is we barely knew each other then so idk why it happened like that.
>>36060647
The one time trappy gives advice on a subject he has any experience in whatsoever.
>>36063407
A-actually... I don't kek
I've barely had any sex in my life. I got those tips from my flatmate.
>>36060515
Are you getting your 4 SCOOPS CMON?
Horny goat weed / yohimbine / zinc
>>36063464
I want to have sex with you
>>36062198
I'm jealous of your pre, I've never produced even a drop of it.
...
But that's what the needles and zip-ties are for.
Sauce for the goose, etc.
>>36062292
>Fucking nipple her it's
what the fuck?
>>36063464
why is your trip on? what relevance does it have to this thread?
>>36064996
Why are you giving a tripfag attention?
>>36063464
>>36064243
I'll fuck both of you.
>>36065087
good point I wasnt thinking
>>36065120
I'd fap to you all fucking.
>>36065120
Fuck you! Yes? Maybe?
>>36064955
You read chinese comics from right to left, anon-kun.
>>36060647
mfw a trap gets me rock hard
>>36060625
Not enough porn then
>>36060515
she has now gone and told all her friends you can't get it up
and worst of all
next time you're with a girl you will be paranoid of the problem happening again which it will
because you'll stress yourself out
>>36060647
jesus fucking christ trappy
>>36064812
On the other hand, my cum is very low in volume and completely transparent - being pretty much just a bit more precum, and barely has any taste at all. Which sucks a lot, I miss being able to cum buckets and having delicious cum (specially cause I liked cumming on myself/my mouth when fapping).
This is due to the anti-testosterone hormones, which then leads my little balls to stop producing sperm (and shrink in size).
Those hormones also make it incredibly hard to make gains and get stronger on the lifts...
So yeah, jealous of your cum and easy gains and progression...
>>36064243
l-london?
