ITT: Fights at the gym
I just started training and I already got in one with one crazy MOFO
>started the gym a few days ago
>150lbs scrawny :(
>got an important call while sat on a machine
>roid frat type at least 220lbs says "GTFO I want to use that machine now"
>I laughed to him and moved
>later I was removing some disk of the curl bar
>this guy came again and said "that is my bar"
>I stayed cool then grab the other bar available
>He comes again and said "That one is mine too, go home!"
>Tell him we weren't in high school anymore
>Guy went in crazy mode and started screaming saying we should go outside and have a fight
>I was in fear for my life since this guy can probably kill me
>The fucking roid head frat guy goes outside waiting for me, walking one side to the other like a gorilla in a cage
>Called the police
>Police escorted me to my car while everyone were enjoying the show
>Flew the hell out of there
Pic related is the guy, I founded him on facebook
You did the right thing, I'm proud of you.
>>36052127
You poor thing.
Home gym time
>>36052127
if true why didn't the police question him
>>36052177
Nice dubs mayne
how tall are you. i'm 5'7 150 after a few years and feel small cause girls are like the same weight
the owner of a local gym in my town got punched and his cocain vials came out of his pocket
>>36052181
I forgot that part, he ran away when a friend of him told him the police was coming
Police told me if I wanted to press charged but I didn't I just wanted to get the hell out of there
What the fuck are you doing on MY facebook you little faggot? First you call cops on me now your stalking me?! If I ever see you at the gym again...
>>36052127
You're a pushover
>>36052127
>not packing a mouse gun in your gym shorts
>not continuing your routine like nothing happened
>not shooting a nigga in the face on the way to your car
so much potential OP
>>36052127
Did he get banned from the gym?
>>36052127
So this happened when lorenzo becker was 16?
I've never seen a fight at the gym, everyone is really polite at all the gyms I've been too
You could probably have beaten him in a fight, he has a lot of mass and would gas out really quickly
>>36052428
this. bad luck op.
>roid frat type at least 220lbs says "GTFO I want to use that machine now"
>I laughed to him and moved
This is your first mistake. You failed the punk test. After that point, he knew he could fuck with you.
>>36052473
it's not a real story anon...
>>36052127
Anon, please. Try to make your stories believable.
>>36052279
White people
>>36052127
OP you probably could've stood a chance. This guy looks like he can barely move.
>>36052228
at least you tried
>>36052127
>backing down
>not bashing his skull in with a dumbell
>not carrying a weapon with you at all times
>>36052206
>150
>girls same weight
Murca
>>36052715
my gf is in shape 125lbs 5'4"... taller grills easily are 150
>>36052127
>not reaching into your duffle bag full of gym accessories and pulling out the ak47 you keep with you at all times
>>36052228
kek
>>36052473
>he now knows he can fuck with some guy at the gym
>with no ramifications
>apart from a likely harassment charge
haha he played you good OP
>>36052776
dude my gf is an inch shorter, 15lbs lighter and still has a little chub
yours is either bear mode or fat, not sure which is worse
>>36052776
My girl is an inch taller than yours and weighs 45 lbs less. You are fucking a fatty.
>>36052127
ITT: Things that didn't happen.
>>36052127
Heres my gym "fight"
>only me and 1 other guy in the gym late at night
>hes a DYEL balding middle aged man
>minding my own business lifting obviously
>while hes working out behibd me hear him yell "FUCK YOU"
>confusion hits me
>was he just hyping himself up or does he hate me?
>he must hate me
>fuck
>just walk out of the gym. Since then ive only been doing bodyweight training at home.
>>36053303
High test*
>>36053329
Naw man. Mine even has a big round Portuguese ass. She's half Portuguese half German. Blond and big tits. I'm trying not to get too attached because I know I'll never fuck anything hotter the rest of my life and she won't be around forever.
>go to gym 4 times a week
>know everyone there who isn't retarded
>all the racks are loaded with bars and plates
>squat my normal 1 plate and 2 plate warmups
>proceed to a max set at 345
>leave bar loaded with 1 plate like I found it
>45 year old hoodie wearing bodybuilding wannabe nobody asks why I left it like that
>tell him
>he says "fucking kids, think it's your house"
>Okay, gonna go bench now
>guy keeps ranting, calls me a little bitch
>finish my warm up set
>ask him what crawled up his ass
>he offers to knock my teeth down my throat
>I offer him the first shot and proceed to call him a bottom bitch pussy
>he gets up in my face
>cardio bunnies stop, other gymrats stop
>everyone looking at us
>"oh yeah so you can sue me"
>sense his weakness, his inner beta is coming out through his pores
>I call his bluff: I can't sue a corpse old man, punch me first so it's self defense
>he walks off
>finish workout and chat with fellow gymrats in between sets
>cardio bunnies mirin, get a couple nods from gymrats
>45 minutes later he walks up and apologizes
>he always says hello to me and asks me how my day is now
>being 45
>being that beta
>mfw
>>36053375
Kek
>>36052228
What the fuck! Little fagget thats my facebook not yours! HOLY SHIT IM GOING TO CRACK OPEN YOUR SKULL LIKE A COCONUT AND EAT THE BRAINS! Atleast you will help me make my macros faggot bitch!
>>36052703
>not making yourself into a living weapon
>>36053172
blaha please leave
>>36053327
Fuck me? No, fuck you, leather-head. I'm the boss of this gym.
>>36053375
>Old man at my gym
>He looks like any average lanky old man
>Always hear him going on about obama
>Interrupts peoples work outs
>Tries to coach people while having no gains
>Ass kisses the biggest guys there for protection
>Always ignore him
>Invite friend to my gym
>He recently cut to 195lbs 12%bf 6'0"
>Tell him if he sees this old fuck to just ignore him
>Hour later
>Walk in to the bathroom to find my friend in an argument with this old fuck
>Old man bust out a food guide for competitive body builders he got off bodybuilding.com
>Friend calls him a retard and goes off
>Old man keeps going on and walks out yelling
>>36052127
clearly he has a crush on you and wants your attention
>>36052662
Shitskins
>>36053451
>>Ass kisses the biggest guys there for protection
Is this a prison gym?
>>36052428
Yeah i am in the same boat as this guy, when i first started out at the gym ( Was mad skelly mode but sexy skelly ) if i ever got a text from the misses and started using it on a machine guys would politely ask if i was going to keep using the machine and id just apologise and say ill be done in a minute.
>No one notices "curl bar"
>No one notices any of the other obvious troll shit here
Well played OP. This is good material.
>>36053543
>Not calling EZ bar a curl bar
> I'm 21, 6 ft about 190 lbs, athletic build... played safety in college
> teaching my 13 yr old brother how to squat with proper form, using just the bar as an example so I have one hand free to point at my knees and chest and all that
> I was planning on doing a 5x5 workout
> I use 405 for my 5x5
> 2 guys, a manlet black dude that looks like big Sean (rapper) on steroids and his buddy, a mexican about 6'1, like 250 lbs, all tatted up that's kinda fatstrong that I've seen bench 405.. nigga looks like a lizardman lol
> they walk up to my rack, start taking all my 45's
> me "hey I'm gonna use those"
> they keep taking them
> my little brother says "cmon, let's just do legs tomorrow" in a dissapointed tone
> I can't let my little brother see me get punked. He's always looked up to to me. I wasn't raised to be a pussy.
>fightorflight.jpg
>fuck it.
> throat gets dry
> blood stars rushing
> heart is fucking pounding
> take a deep breath
> walk up to those 2 assholes
> hey bro. I was using those. I need those plates back right now.
> big mexican points at my little bro "no you dont, ur bro can squat more than you" *both start laughing
> a well respected bodybuilder that spots me sometimes chimes in, "stop laughing, he can squat more than both of you"... (my 1rm is like 475)
> me: either way, I don't care, I'm taking my plates back.
> they just look at me as I unload their bar
> holy shit, I fucking did it lol
> huge guy comes up to me after I literally unload the whole bar
> oh shit, it's about to go down
> "look man, you didn't have to talk to us that way. You came off kinda strong and that's not how you ask somebody for something. We cool?"
> me: I wasn't asking.
But sure. We're cool.
> queue thug life theme song
We ended up finishing our workout. The big dude later came up to me and we kinda talked it out. Shit was pretty intense, too.
Who is the kind of faggot who fights at the gym? People are working out and trying to improve themselves then the guy starts to pick on people just because?
I can't believe people with that poor self control can work out properly.
>>36052127
weak story.
>>36053613
>I wasn't asking.
>But sure. We're cool.
>>36052127
I thought that was Jason for a second, man was i worried and shocked
>>36053734 reminds me of how superheros used to be average joes and now they are all jacked or bulky.
>>36053613
Niggers and spics should be culled.
>in between sets
>not hopping on the 'ch0n to ask for advice
>>36053613
What poverty-tier cafeteria doesn't have more than enough plates to go around?
>be me, bear mode
>see chick eyeing me as I deadlift 19pl
>put weight down gently because I don't want to disturb the lower life forms from attempting to be gods
>make eye contact, stare into her soul
>she turns away
>I go over to her
>"You need help?"
>"Y-yeah."
>push her to the ground and cum on her face
"Accept my gains so that you may make it too."
>"Oh my god ew ew ew someone help me!"
>Manlet comes to her rescue
>I shove him to the ground and drop the 19pl on his head, killing him instantly
>turn to girl
>"I left humanity behind 12 years ago, and now you will too."
>She stopped coming to the gym
I don't think she's gonna make it desu guys
>>36053506
dont apologize for using equipment, just tell them you have x amount of sets left
I always like to imagine fights before they might happen so I know exactly what lines I'm gonna say, so I don't look like a chump. Don't have any actual fight stories yet, but I can type up some of my imagined fights if you want to read them.
>>36052776
Niggah that's fat. Used to date a girl 5'10" and she was only 140. Even then those were the times she complained about being 5 pounds too heavy.
>>36053375
Dude was probably having a bad day. Realized his poor manners and is now working to make up for them. That's pretty alpha.
>>36052365
Thankyou for not being a complete retard
>not open carrying at the gym
Fucking libcucks
>>36053329
Kek'd.
>>36054546
You don't think that's what everyone else is doing?
I fucking hate you all, its time to kill yourself when you believe shit like this
Shit like this reminds me why I only work out anytime between 10pm and 5am.
>mfw just training around
>mfw somebody screams "okay, ready!"
>mfw i got punched out of nowhere
>mfw i respond with punches
>mfw didn't hit the other guy with any of them
>mfw im a dyel in a boxing gym and we were training combat
>>36053463
He's that kid in hs who tried to emulate and hovered around the "cool kids" who never really belonged. Call him Pluto.
>>36054036
It was a golds gym. Actually pretty nice. They just thought they could take advantage of me
>>36052662
The guy in the image is asian
>>36052127
Bahaha what a baby faced faggot that guy is.
>>36053613
>Shit was pretty intense and deep down my asshole
Fix'd for ya... no homo
>>36052127
If I was the gym owner/mananger that guy would have been humiliated and banned
>>36053303
>5'5
>80 lbs
thanks ms. skeltal
