How did you spend your valentines day, /fit/?
Roses are red, violets are blue
s-stupid b-baka fit, it's not like I wrote this for you
>>36023493
Alone, not spending money
>>36023493
With my gf
:3
>>36023556
Wouldslam/10
>>36023493
Third wheeling and them fucking in my bathroom while I played vidya
Went to Chinese new year in London with a mate of mine. It was shit so we ended up just walking around. Was pretty good to be honest, London is a nice place to walk around in.
spent most of the day trying to fix a leaky faucet
Went to the doctor and got diagnosed with skincancer
>atleast cancer loves me
>>36023493
ALONE
pornhub premium yeaaaaah buddyyyyyy
>>36023493
I fapped 3 times instead of 2, that's about it.
>>36024292
>paying for porn
With my lifting bros at my lifting gym where I lifted things
>last year spend over 500 dollars on a nice extended weekend
>get bitched at at then end of it cause not good enuff
lel
>>36024337
Didn't you know? it was free on valentines day
I ate an entire large, pepperoni pizza and ordered a booster box of Magic: The Gathering cards online.
I spent all weekend in bed with a friend of mine, drinking and watching Always Sunny. We both recently became single, so we decided that drunk cuddling/spooning was a good idea.
>>36024337
>not spending so much time wanking that you know it was free on the 14th
>wake up at 11
>gf has made breakfast and coffee
>eat breakfast, drink coffee
>gf says she's still tired
>go back to bed with gf
>massage, fuck, cuddle
>order pizza
>eat pizza
>go back to fucking
>watch movie
>fall asleep
Shitty day, should have trained lats.
>>36023520
10/10
went bowling with some bachelor friends
>we're all in our late 20s
o k
i guess
>>36023493
upper body day. went and saw deadpool with the wife. had great sex.
>>36024361
>free
check again buddy :)
had sex, took gf to museum. went home and had sex. took her out to restaurant by a river. went home and had sex again. cuddled to sleep.
>scrambled together a gift for my gf
>went to the foothills, jumped a fence, and had a picnic lunch with bread/cheese/wine and stuff
>had sex on the hill
>come home, dad asks how our picnic was
>he tells me that I could have gotten shot for trespassing and accidentally stumbling upon some weed fields
I guess the day went really well, and it apparently had the potential to go really badly, I'm still too naive to tell if my dad's right or not
I fucked some twink off grindr. Shit was cash.
>>36024389
>a day dedicated to lats
Nah brah, you spent your time better by not going to the gym kek
>>36023493
Took chick I been trying to fuck to see dead pool, ended up having a fight about some other dude she trying to fuck who kept calling her while we were trying to get it on, took her home then went to the gym and had a great anger/blue ball fueled work out then came home and drank my self to sleep on cheap light beer.
>>36023493
Sat on PC all day. Was in great mood for being single AF. Ex wife texts me around 6pm asking me to help her pay for a divorce. Tell her shes sweet for waiting until V day to ask. Go get wasted.
>>36024978
He is right, you can easily get shot for trespassing and legally, it is usually justified, at least, in most states. I am sure he is just glad you made it back alive.
Watching anime
>>36025016
David?
>>36024389
This guy >>36025045 is right, spending a day on lats is retarded. But fuck man I know that exact feel of falling prey to the tfw no gf gains goblin meme. I spend so much less money and make so many more gains when no gf.
>>36026052
Same, lad.
Season 3 of Yuru Yuri and then Hanamonogatari.
>>36026101
All of season 3? Damn son.
I watched like 5 episodes of Black Lagoon. I guess I played a bunch of Source too.
I was too sick to lift so that sucked.
>>36026138
>>36026101
Same + lifting. Started Yamato 2199
>>36026165
Is that pretty good? I'll add it to my list
>>36024367
You are both male... right?
>>36023493
>my gf came back from nicuragua after being away for a week saturady night
>picked her up
>can't have sex because she's finishing her period, no prob, we'll fuck on sunday
>wake up at 2 am sunday
>go piss
>feel like shit
>can't fall back to sleep, puke at 6 am
>it's all read and purple
>think it's blood
>fugg
>leave gf go to ER
>they do blood and pee tests, all fine
>puke again at hospital, it's clear now
>remember I had blueberries at 10pm on saturday, probably that shit
>get sent home with gravol
>puke 5 more times over the course of 13 hours
>gf goes out and gets me fluids to rehydrate
>hands start to feel tingly due to electrolyte fuck up
>eat table salt while I wait for hydrolyte
>gf leaves at 6 pm on sunday
>start to get a fever, but nausea subsides
>sleep a total of 3 hours last night
>today: ate some food (mostly carbs)
>neck is sore
>drained as fuck but can't nap
>worst stomach virus of my life
hiking then dancing (ty blessed fit gf) and making dinner
and sex.
really bad sex.
>making out, hands all over
>timer for the cake goes off
>cake wasn't done, put it back in
>work up to hot and heavy again
>cake timer
>hot and heavy once more
>she has a thing for love bites
>tell her I want her fingers to leave marks in return
>tell her I want them to remember her by
>"I don't want to hurt you"
>"I want you to hurt me"
>tears, hers
>vibrator for 30 minutes until she finally comes once
>>36023493
Crying because the love of my life doesnt love me anymore. Now that I have a lot of things in my daily life he slowly banishes off with another girl much cuter than me.
>tfw he says he loves me and I want to believe.
I really want..
With her
>>36023493
With my ex girlfriend who is trying to guilt me into getting back with her. We had fun and ate burgers and had sex. Decent day, would rather bigger boobs tho
>>36026195
Yeah great so far
>>36026290
I'll become extremely emotionally attached to you bby
Dead lift and beer
>>36026353
I am in a deep sorrow m8, only trying to vent some.
I still believe he is the one, we have been together for about 9 years..
I'm tired of this shit I just want my honey to love me.
>>36023644
I'd have to let down. Gently.
>>36023520
I worked out alone in my basement and thought about getting high all day.
Wake up really early because couldn't sleep
Eat spaghetti
Browse /fit/
Watch Tangled
I really liked the horse, it was really funny
Shower
Browse /fit/
Notice that the trash starts to stink, so I bring it out
Browse /fit/ while drinking coffee
Masturbate
Browse /fit/
Drink more coffee
Eat spaghetti
Work out
Browse /fit/
Masturbate
Browse /fit/
Call gf
Brush teeth
Go to sleep
>>36026502
>only brushing once a day
>no mention of floss
Enjoy your cavity gains.
>>36026293
sorry about your tumblr whale fwb
>>36026551
She ain't tumblr whale. There's a secret to these pics anon
>visible collarbones
>>36023493
wtf is all over his body
spent the entire day laying in bed and sleeping. Then got up around 9 pm, ordered a pizza, then stayed up all night and worked on some assignments.
>>36026800
mrBean scrub duh
>>36023493
Went to the Tacoma glass museum.
Parted ways after that- went home and jerked off.
We had fucked on Friday. When we went in for round two she told me to stop because it was hurting too much. This isn't the first time she's complained about sex.
She thinks my dick is too big- it's 8.5 inches (fuck if I know the girth) but I took her virginity and she's only the second girl I've been with so it could be any number of other factors.
She seems really attracted to me and super into foreplay, kissing, me manhandling her, spanking her etc. so I don't think it's her not being physically attracted to me and trying to spare my feelings.
I also have a solid foot and eighty pounds on her (she's a tiny little Korean gal).
Help pls /fit/...
She's solid wife material except for the sex bit ;__;
>>36026938
if it doesn't fit into a toilet paper tube it's going to hurt most girls.
you will need to work this two ways:
1. Make sure she's relaxed and isn't nervous about painful penetration. Spend some time (weeks to months) with just the tip so she equates insertion with pleasure. You'll have to make her come some other way.
2. Get her something that's easier to insert (dildo/vibrator) so she can learn her own body. It's hard for a girl to know when they're actually aroused enough to take penetration. Once she understands what her body is capable of she'll be able to ask for the dick at the right time.
>>36023493
Not sober
>>36023493
shitpost on /fit/, had conversation with hoes on tinder that lead no where, talked with my friends who are out of state and then watched porn
>>36023493
I had to put my 14 year old dog down after he had a stroke the day before
And then I had a 9 hour shift at a job that I hate.
>>36026223
We can only hope.
>>36026033
Lol amerishoots
>>36026223
>>36027254
Nah, she's a grrl.
Not good anon,
I fucked my hot teen slut affair twice then later drove to my long term girlfriend without taking a shower and let her suck my dick. Then spend the night at my teensluts house.
I don't know for how long I can live this lie :(
Feeling bad but yeah
>>36023493
instead of trying 97.5 for 3-5 reps i jumped straight to 2pl8
and i got the full 5
for all 3 sets
haven't felt this good in a while
>>36029042
congrats my nigga
I went to dance salsa, danced with a qt Italian girl. Didn't make a move or ask for number because beta.
>>36029025
Bruh
>>36023493
I got drunk and high as fuck so I could forget about the crippling loneliness...
got drunk and played world of tanks
>>36026416
step up your game then, get fit, get ripped, be the best fucking person you can be, dote on him, step up your sex game- if you want him claim him, don't fade into the background or compete
>>36024038
Sorry to hear that Bro. You gonna be alright?
>>36023493
I ate my chicken, rice and vegetables, played some League, and hung out with a friend for some DnD 3.5 custom campaign. Got invited to go out shooting at a range and eventually hunting next month, which was neat.
Asked a girl to go see deadpool with me next weekend, she said yes, also stoked about that.
tl;dr though, took her out once before to movies, told her I liked her, she told me she liked me as a friend, I stopped talking to her because I didn't want a friend, i have plenty. She texts me out of blue 2-3 weeks later, wants to hang out. Starts liking all my lifting/fit related facebook updates (like to keep family informed on my progress, they're super supportive), keeps conversations going and doesn't give me 1-2 word replies any more.
Could be something more here, and i'm hoping it is. If not, I go and watch a movie and enjoy hanging out with a hot chick.
>>36029042
What'd you lift, my nigga? I'm about to join the LMAO 2pl8 club for deadlifts, getting close on my squats.
>>36023493
I worked. Made out with a 6/10 and made $450 cash.
i was working. shooting a baby's birthday party with annoying teenage girls wanting pictures with me. at first we thought they wanted a picture but they wanted a picture of me/with me.
>Stuck at work all day until the next morning
>qt I've been talking to long distance and plan to visit this summer said she wanted to be my valentine
>had our first pretend date that day, kek
>talked all day as usual
>watched lethal weapon all day at work
>wished I looked like mel gibson from lethal weapon 3
Not bad I guess.
>>36024366
why the fuck did i laugh so hard
Chilled at the house my great with a well paying, respectable career owns, did rest day cardio, played instruments, did some homework for community college which I attend for free while receiving housing benefits, among others. Then I meditated with the kirtan kriya. I suggest all you U.S. fags with nothing going on in your lives do a few years in the army, behave yourselves and get that honorable discharge.
>>36029966
bench
although my squat is very disproportionate, so it's only at 110
>>36029861
yeah no worries, just gotta remove that shit
>>36030302
fuuuck, my nigga. I can barely bench 55kg at the moment, it's not progressing very quickly because I'm on a 1kcal cut. I feel DYEL compared to you.
>>36030493
you will feel dyel regardless of how much you bench
Replaying dark souls 1 and baking brownies
Good fucking day.
>>36030493
>1kcal
Someone who actually knows the difference between a kilocalorie and a calorie. I love you.
>make gf cum
>give her gift that makes her cry with happiness
>go to dinner
>come back home and make her cum again
>she give me blowjob then goes to bed
>makes Belgium waffles the next morning
Bretty good
wake up run to the temple pray run back
train muay thai
chill
train muay thai
talk to some hookers to train my thai
>i can see in their eyes they want to ridicule me for my crap thai but they are scared because im white top kek
>at least they stopped asking me if i wanna fuck them since they saw me in a billboard prefight
such is the life of a foreigner trying to make it as a fighter in thailand
>new girl I'm seeing's period finished over night
>fuck for the first time
>fuck again
>go downstairs and I make her crepes
>watch Groundhog Day
>lay in bed staring into each others eyes for a while
>fuck again
eat
>fuck
>go back home with scratches all over my back and bite marks everywhere. She's a fucking animal
>>36023493
I felt very lonely, and tfw no gf held me in it's cold embrace perhaps more severely than ever before, but luckily in the evening I was invited to spend time with some friends. It really saved my day.
>>36023712
Thanks, I feel better about being alone now.
>chatting up qt from my gym in Saturday
>chemistry, she would totally get coffee if I asked
>don't ask because of Valentine's day
>tell myself I'll ask her next weekend
>know I probably won't
>>36031534
Whats the difference between a Calorie and a calorie
Hint, it's 1000
>>36032072
The difference is 999 you fucking retard
>>36023493
fapping, spotting newfags and laughing at frog images
