>Why aren't you going out with your girlfriend tonight, Anon? It's Valentine's Day. Don't tell me you'd rather spend it in the gym instead!
>tfw no gf
>>36008237
>tfw gf is more than 1000 km away
>>36008237
>tfw actually have to reject Valentine's dates because no money
>tfw ex best friend is dating my ex girlfriend
>>36008383
long distance doesnt work and you are sad for getting a long distance gf in the first place.
>tfw omw to the gym hoping I run into another female and hope she notices me and ask for a pity fuck
wish me luck bros
>>36008237
Valintine's day is shit
If you love someone you are supposed to love that person every single day of your life, not just today, anyway I have no gf
>>36008465
Good luck anonymous.
>>36008237
When trump makes America great again there will be gfs for all
I'll be at my restaurant, serving couples next to my wife, generic laughing slut.
You're invited to come in any time.
went on a blind date last night
she was uggo
>>36008706
Never do blind dates
>tfw fighting with gf today and pretty sure we broke up for good mow
>>36008717
first and last one friend
looks like alone again tho
>>36008731
im abt to break up with mine. we are distant as hell and instead of hanging out with me today, she is out with her friends. we live together. didnt think it was too much to ask for to spend part of our day together.
>>36008443
>>36008761
Yikes, sorry to hear about these.
>>36008443
at least you manned up and dropped them both, right?
>>36008801
its all good. im drinking merlot and petting my cats...
She's busy today at a photoshoot and working on her thesis; she is a 10/10 fashion model and a PhD candidate at an ivy league school. We've never met irl, but we email a lot. We're going to meet up on WoW later tonight.
My girlfriend of 2 years left me on Wednesday but I've hit two PBs since then. Mixed week.
Literally heading to the gym now
the gym is my gf
>>36008804
Goddamn right. A couple of fucking druggy losers anyway. They deserve each other.
>>36008847
Lmao ik you're just being funny but
> would be hilarious if real and it was a guy
>>36008237
Spent firday and saturday with her, had a bunch of wild sex and now shes at work and im well rested and well fed about to head to the gym and be loud and obnoxious
>>36008237
because i dumped her two weeks ago so I didn't have to go out and I can watch the NBA all star game.
>>36008847
Decent b8 tbf
>>36008847
Does she have cancer too?
Is your last name Te'o?
I fucked up again two weeks ago. I´m starting to accept I´m a complete social retard
>>36009514
Maybe go on anti-anxiety meds.
no-gf master race checking in
cmon guys just have casual hook-ups, why do you need a burden in your life?
>>36008448
Bullshit, long distance does work if both like each other enough
>don't forget to buy a valentine's day card!
o-oh I don't have...
>I bet she'll love that ice cream!
y-yes
fucking hate febuary, living on a parade route during mardi gras and now this shit
>tfw 23 year old kv
Maybe this will be the year I kill myself...
My gf cooked me a big steak/broccoli dinner with wine + dessert, and then rode my dick into the sunset
Pic related
>>36008237
Not even gym.
I spent all day sitting on my ass watching Stargate SG-1.
No regrets, it's finally getting really good.
>>36010274
well she can cook cause shes fat.
>>36010446
Id rather her 10lbs overweight than 10lbs under
Nobody wants to fuck a pile of brooms
>>36008954
I'm back. Just realized I've spent past 3 major holidays (Christmas, NYE and today) lifting. I will continue this mission.
>>36010274
>tfw no dickriding girlfriend at valentines day
>>36010184
top kek
enjoy your girl's pussy slashed by literally hundred of cocks
>>36008237
>don't have grillfriend
>gym doesn't open at sunday nights
>tfw
>>36010234
aw look at that pupper
>>36009005
amen brother
>>36010571
she passed 10 over 20 ago
>>36010184
>There are people that actually believe this
LDR = basically still single
>>36010962
ok bro
sorry my gf isnt up to your standards
>>36008237
Brehs my friend and his gf are right next to me practically fucking while I play smash on for glory. Fuck this day. I just want to be happy.
>tfw To top it all off I got stood up too
>>36011136
no girl is :(
>>36010979
cept you can't smash other singles
It's literally the worst of both worlds
>Tfw i wouldve rather gymed it then spent my night doing valentines day stuff
>tfw gf
>>36011745
The only thing worse than having a gf is not having a gf.
>>36010684
Can't believe I do the exact same thing as the 2nd worst trip on /a/. B-baka, post body no h-homo
>>36011962
Literally me, 6.5 months in
>mfw I walk in the gym and it's practically empty
>>36010935
The breed has been permanently fucked
but I did, gave her a great creampie and had her cook me bacon
>today is my rest day
>>36012020
Fuuuck lookin juicy. How are your lifts progressing?
>>36011455
>I got stood up too
elaborate?
No gf but thank god for tinder sloots
>>36012195
gonna keep this one in mind. thanks for sharing
I lift every other day, and for some reason today turned out to be recovery day. So now I'm just pissed off and don't wanna talk to anyone. Don't even wanna talk to my fuck buddies
This shit blows. I'm so depressed I don't even wanna hit up my fuck buddies. I feel like I need a gf but I'm in denial
>>36012195
Haha, nice bro.
>>36008706
I went on only one in my life
one of my coworkers was trying to help me out and said one of her friends was interested.
my coworkers bf (who was also a buddy of mine) showed me a group photo with his gf and 2 of her friends (including the one that was interested) 2 weeks prior to actually setting up a date. He said that her friend isn't too bad looking. All I could really see was their faces in the pic, which made me have some second thoughts at first (considering how dubious a photo is of just their faces because I can't see her body)
needless to say she was fat and a complete waste of time
That guy was a fucking asshole for saying she was okay looking.
>>36008237
>What are you getting your girlfriend for valentine's day anon? What, you don't have a girlfriend? I thought you would since you're a really handsome guy anon.
>>36012165
Thanks mane. I was stalling on bench and deads for several weeks, but I've finally been breaking out of that. OHP pretty much constantly has been going up, which is nice.
I've been squatting less often lately because I started biking up a huge ass hill to my campus, and it's been amazing for my quads.
Work schedule makes it where I wake up at 6:30, and don't get home before 7:00-7:30 PM, where I still gotta cook dinner. No Time for GF yet, and my weekends are for the gym/vidja/me time/hanging out.
>>36012174
She had a choice to go w me or a tall del swagfag. I'm pretty heated.
>Tfw 5'7
When will I learn
>mfw lost virginity yesterday at 25 years old
I thought the 3 weeks of nofap would make me cum in 5 sec but I lasted a few minutes, but damn my tongue is sore, at least she came twice.
>>36012337
We are one, anon.
>Work 3:00PM-1:30AM
>1 Hour commute
>Don't have time for gf
Weekends were meant for escorts and sperging.
Tfw didn't lift today and all the lonely QTs at the gym will think I was out with my grillfriend
Tfw no gf
>>36015307
Opposite for me, I did go and was hoping to see a girl I've talked to the past couple of times I went.
>>36012337
I know that feel
>3:30am-midnight twice a week
>3:30am-5 or 6 pm rest of week
Barely have time to workout desu since I have tohave sleep sometimes
>>36015248
>not just roughing it out for a mere 5 more years to become a wizard
C'mon man.
>>36012286
That makes sense, why's your ohp lagging so much?
>>36008383
>gf on vacation in fucking Asia
well nofap is for faggots anyway
>>36009108
>9108▶
>>>36008804
>Goddamn right. A couple of fucking druggy losers anyway. They deserve each other.
FUCK, ANON, ARE YOU ME?
>>36011790
false
>gf come over and I eat her out till she cums
>give her her gift. A photo album of the vacations we've gone on in the past two years
>she starts crying and hugs me telling me how much she loves it
>pulls me to the bedroom for some slow passionate sex
>We go to dinner at some fancy Italian place
>Comes home, fuck again, make her cum
>she finishes me off with a blowie
>Wake up next morning to Belgium waffles and chicken for breakfast
>She tells me she can't wait for malentines day (steak and blowjob day)
All in all I think I had a 10/10 valentines dat
