You have 5 seconds to explain why your aren't at the gym right now.
I just thought that pic was that guy called ''Slug Christ''
>>35754513
work out at home, just destroyed arms
2 feet of snow.
Cellulitis on my leg.
>>35754513
Sprained neck during ohp on friday and it still hurts. I'll go tomorrow
>>35754513
I have an Histopatology and Biophysics exam tomorrow.
I just got back and hour ago.
>>35754513
Just got back from the gym
>>35754529
>arms day
Oh god fit, pls
>>35754513
Clubhouse doesn't open until 9. Studying and oats with coffee currently. 8AM here.
>>35754529
>Arms
not gonna make it
I will after this lecture
>>35754513
I go at night to avoid the normies
>>35754513
I've been to the gym 2 days in a row, need some rest.
>>35754513
wageslave
will go in the evening
im tired
But I am at the gym
>>35754513
>Go to the gym
>Get back
>Open up /fit/
>See this post
fuck off
>>35754513
I just got back from the gym.
>>35754513
Pooping
Cruising round town in an ambalamps. One died an hour ago. ACLS is fun.
Pwo poop and im out
sick with the flu
i'm not leaving my bed today much less the house, anon
it's my rest day
???
>>35754513
>>35754513
at work
>>35754513
Gym is closed, and it's australia day tomorrow so I can't pay for my membership until the 27th.
I don't even lift.
>>35754513
It's 5:45 and I just woke up.
>>35754669
>I just woke up
GAINS WAIT FOR NOBODY SON GIMME 50.
Too cold outside.
>>35754513
Wagecuck.
I'm at the gym taking a dump
>>35754513
Herniated disk :(
>>35754513
Im going with my gf in 2 hours
>>35754513
I just came back
>>35754689
Unless you are snowed in, and it is physically impossible to leave your house, it is never "too cold outside"
The gainz train comes with a snow plow!
Go fucking jog to your gym in shorts, faggot, it will keep you warm!
CHOO CHOO, MOTHERFUCKER!
>>35754713
This. It was -20 last week and I got to the gym fine.
>>35754713
Just jogged to gym. Can confirm.
waiting for phone to charge
I was there yesterday you fag
>>35754513
Hate ppl
gym stinks
ppl at gym behave moronic
lift at home
>>35754513
I trained earlier
>>35754513
It's 1am and I got back from there 5 hours ago, you polska fuck
>>35754513
Both my gym bros are at work and I have social anxiety going in the middle of the day because it's so crowded
>in b4 fat fag
I'm bigger than most the people at my gym.
I'm going to make it fit I swear!
>>35754513
I just got home from the gym. It is now time to shitpost on /fit/
>>35754513
Because I'm driving there
>>35754513
Home gym
>>35754513
Because I'm (supposed to be) working.
just got back faggot
>>35754652
is that a swastika on your arm?
>>35754533
Beltway pussy. Shovel it.
>>35754513
I'm shitposting from my desk at work
>>35754513
Im American
>>35754513
I'm pretending to work.
Can't afford the gym :(
>>35754513
pooping at home
Too intelligent
I'm
i have classes in 10 minutes
>>35755467
Same
>literally shitposting
>>35754513
I'm cooking
>>35754552
>>35754556
>dyels detected
Enjoy your t-rex mode faggots
>>35754513
Typical GoT fan
>>35754513
I fucked up my neck doing a seated OHP and now I have to wait til it gets better. Been about four days, but at least I can move it now
>>35754513
Because I already went today.
I'm hungover. I'll go this afternoon.
>>35754513
Just woke up
>>35754513
I'm sick, still somewhat feverish. Really sucks, couldn't go to the gym for two days already.
I'm waiting for my poo to drop.
MY GYM IS CLOSED BECAUSE OF THE SNOW REEEEEEEEEEEE
I'm in class and I can't lift until I've recovered from an auto immune disease.
because I have an assignment in for midnight and I'm going to pub quiz at 7
>>35755756
good luck on your pub quiz
I just got back from the gym
>>35755738
>it snowed in the wrong region
damn
>>35754513
I am though.
Resting after some heavy diddylifts, gonna do paused squats then power snatches and paused snatches.
>>35754552
i bet you do SS
>>35754679
Boy am I cringing
>>35754631
Me too faggot
>>35755823
>no trigger discipline
come on KROKOB
I just got back. Hit 210x5 today on bench. 225 is so close but so far
>>35754513
Just finished morning workout
Going to work to make my minimal $
Will go back in the evening
I am.
>>35755776
thanks bro
This is the busiest time of the week. Gonna head down at about 8pm.
>>35754513
I have just eaten anon
I need to wait a little or I'll puke it all out desu senpai
>>35754513
Literally just came back dude calm down
>>35755858
fuck this made me laugh harder than it should
Fitness culture in France is a joke. So on top of the uni gym being shit when I actually manage to get there, they make it next to impossible to actually get gym time b/c fucking French Bureaucracy. So my answer is that I'm currently not allowed in the fucking gym. Only 5 more months on exchange, goodbye gainz ;_;
>>35754513
Implying I have to justify myself to anyone, but here you go anyway. I'm waiting for the wife did arms today, ran two miles, etc.
>>35756083
dude YOURE at planet fitness
kill yourself
Skriver SRP familie
>mfw
>>35756145
>YOU'RE a pretentious millennial kid?
Kill yourself.
>>35756083
>planet fatass
o I am laffin
I did a bit of >cardio before work, I'll lift tomorrow
>>35756204
So come work out with me, senpai.
>>35756343
sorry but I already go to a real gym
>>35754533
>snow is too high
lame excuse
I already went at six in the morning.
.
>>35754513
I was 3 hours ago.
No gym membership
I just came home from work. I will eat a meal, shitpost on /fit/ for 30min and then I'll do my workout.
>>35754513
just trained my ass with plug
my car smells like weed and my gym is on a military base
>>35754656
Had to scroll down this far to see someone with a job.
I have a home gym pussies. I'm always at the gym.
>>35754652
Edgy lil cuck
>>35754662
>dont even lift.
Why on /fit/?
>>35754513
I think I pulled something on my adductors I just come from being sick for a week and I've been postponing my program for 3 weeks already because of holidays and sickness
so I went home early to prevent further injury
I feel like a fucking failure familia
>>35757011
>thinking everyone has the opportunity to browse the web on the job
I am ;)
>>35757056
Kevin?
>>35754568
Whale detected
phone ain't at 100% yet
>>35754513
I'm in class beotch
>>35757082
Nope try again m8
>>35754513
Im on a conference call. I am going after work FTW
>>35755417
>implying my gym is open
Basically, you're an idiot
>>35757154
faggot?
>>35754513
I'm at communi, my workouts tomorrow morning
>>35756385
Good for you! Sounds like you're gonna make it, senpai!
>>35754513
already put in 90 mins of work . how about you bro?
>>35754513
Because my driver license is restricted to home and work.
I only have one set of 8lb dumbbells at home and a pullup bar and I'm tired of everything I can do with these
>>35754513
At work. Going straight to the gym after. Gym bag chillin right behind me
>>35755920
Holy fuck white equipment looks gaudy
Everything at my gym is either shiny black or stainless,
>>35757346
You dirty fucking COMMIE SCUM
>>35754513
It's not 9:30 pm yet.
>>35756083
>Planet fatness
>>35757336
Bingo
>>35756083
>actually going to planet fitness
I just came back wtf
>>35757558
Turn around.
And get back out there
>>35754513
I just came home baka!
>>35754513
I have got the flu.
>>35757526
I knew it!!!!
>>35757508
This mentality is why you will never make it
>>35757410
I came to post this. This morning, in order:
10mins cardio
DB bench with push-ups between sets
Plank
Box Jumps
Cardio 10 mins
Pull-ups
Incline barbell bench
Burpees
Cardio 10mins
>>35754513
I have dumbbells and a pull up bar here at home.
>>35754513
cuz monday is my rest day and there's too much ppl in the gym
>>35757056
Kevin get on Battle.net
Gym on base closed due to snow
>>35754513
In class faggot
>>35754513
I wouldn't be doing the program if i went today
>>35758467
Alright man let me get done with this lift first
Because I just came home nigga
just finished doing my weighted pullups
homegym ftw
Wisdom teeth removed goddam it hurts
>>35758859
you look 12 also your gym has shit tier colour scheme
>>35754513
Becuase just like you I come on here all day and PRETEND iv even once set foot in a gym and claim im a gains mater..........nigger fag cunt
I was busy lifting while I was in the gym and didn't see this thread before I came home.
2 hours out of the gym with my meal right here, after a damn good chest monday senpai
>>35754513
Because I go at night when it isn't busy.
>>35758859
Terran OP :^)
I'm on levaquin, some crazy antibiotic (taking the 750mg one) that has a history of causing tendon ruptures, especially on the Achilles heel. Taking it for pneumonia.
Can't run or squat for 10 days
>>35754513
I already went to the gym for curlbro day.
Shoveled snow for 6 hours yesterday and I would like to recover.
>>35754513
Because I'm being a little bitch and can't suck it up enough to see the bigger picture. I can't believe I'm saying this, but your shitpost just woke me the fuck up.
Because my brothers GF cooked something with onion and I fucking reek, nigga. We have a gym in the basement I'll just use that today.
>>35754513
I already went td
I'm waiting for my laundry to get done
>>35754513
I workout at home nigga
It's almost midnight and all the gyms in my area have been closed for at least three hours.
