How do i achieve this kind of body?
>>35711306
Kill your father.
Be a radar tech
>>35711306
is it just me or does he look like the typical mouth breather?
>>35711306
The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural.
have you considered lifting weights
Be a complete cuck who is used to discredit his race
>>35711306
Honestly that looks like it could be achievable in about a year.
>>35711306
Don't lift.
>>35711306
you be a snivelling bitch that takes off his helmet and makes me kek at his face and smashes computers for not getting his way. What a mistake.
>>35711306
How does someone this ugly make it into Hollywood?
>>35711358
>achievable in about a year
Of doing nothing
>>35711306
Skateboard X3
EaT tostitoes x2
>>35711438
by talking to people and taking an acting class
>>35711438
he looks like a lot of characters would look
prettyboys like zac efron can't play every role
>>35711438
there are ugly characters in film as well, man. they need some uggos to play the parts.
>>35711324
Matt?
Try to fuck Lena Dunham it will take you so long to cum you'll be ripped by then
>>35711306
Temper tantrum to failure x5
Is this guy Mexican?
That fucking stache
>>35711438
My sister creamed over this guy the moment he showed his face in SW.
Just goes to show you guys don't realize that it's literally all about social power and dominance.
>>35711335
Episode VII isnt the same without the emporer. Hes the best baddie ever. ;_;
>>35712330
>>35712330
and being a sith
>>35711306
A buddy of mine said he saw Kylo Ren take his shirt off in the shower and he said Kylo Ren had an 8-pack, that he was shredded.
>>35712702
Bitches love Siths I guess
>>35711324
I HAVEN'T HAD MY MUFFIN YET
>>35712808
Hello, I'm MATT!
>>35711324
I heard he has an 8 pack. I heard he was shredded
>>35712330
or maybe that men shouldn't care about or judge anothers mans appearance.
faggots
>>35711306
He's a punk bitch. He looks like he's 30 pounds soaking wet
>>35712804
>>35712804
i mean i love siths too
no homo
>>35712885
hes a punk ass bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch
>mfw when even I have better facial aesthetics than this guy.
I hope he will make big noses popular. I have that same exactly hairstyle, better ears too..
I'm not 6'5 tho..
Also half the people in the theater I saw this in chuckled when he took his mask off, it was hilarious.
He was infantry in the Marine Corps, a lot of cardio , body weight including dips pull-ups and crunches and a lot of crossfit type shit.
>>35711438
It's all about who you know and who you blow.
And how do i achieve this kind of body?
>>35711358
>>35711390
>>35711458
>>35712885
he's 6'4, you are some retarded ass lads
he should lay off the bench press though
>>35713120
>Run SS for 6 months
>Eat 200 calories above maintenance
>Cut for about a month
>>35712898
Really? Half the audience went gasp wow when I went. There were a bunch of girls though.
are these photos with uncle terry?
full set?
>>35711306
Christ, he's such an ass clown. Can someone remind me how did he got cast in Star Wars?Hopefully they cast Johnny Knoxville in the next one.
this was the worst fuckin movie jj abrams is a faggot
>>35711306
eat salads and never ever work out
>>35713480
Ugh I recognized his trash instantly.
I hate that man with a passion. He's more of a fucking disgrace to the art world than Damien Hirst.
>>35714218
I think you forgot you were on fit anon
>>35714136
>this millennial has never seen the prequels
>>35714951
>implying the prequels weren't amazing
>implying sheev isn't greatest character
>implying ewan obi-wan isn't badass
>>35714951
The prequels were good.
The original was full of the same crap people nit pick the prequels for.
>Bad acting
>Cute characters for kids Ewoks (took on storm troopers with rocks and sticks) =/= Jar Jar (took on a droid army with his clumsiness)
>Jokes geared for kids
Some of the only differences in Yoda fighting with a light saber. Which isnt hard to believe he used the force to move like that. I mean the guy pulled an x wing out of a swamp I'm sure he could easily move his tiny little body with it.
If there is anything else you'd like to dispute let me know.
>>35713136
high level mspaint skills bro
>>35713136
Nigger its a joke from SNL.
Kylo Ren went on undercover boss as Matt the radar technician
>>35713136
Literally my body at also 6'4" [spoiler]after 3 years of lifting [/spoiler]
>>35711306
suck a dick
>>35711306
mouthbreathing 3xF/week
>>35711438
He's a great actor
>>35714987
get a load of this hipster faggot
>>35711306
Start breastfeeding.
Get your sith ass beat by day one newbie till failure
>>35717714
>implying sith
>>35718121
>sith in training
>>35711306
don't lift
ITT: Cucks who didn't know Based Adam was a fantastic actor pre-Star wars
>>35717714
after being shot by a bowcaster
Heroine.
>>35711306
Celebrity men always kill me. They're just regular dudes 90% of the time, and are even ugly like this guy.
It's inspiring though, women really don't care as much about what you look like, more about what you say and do.
