>>Meanwhile in bizzaro /fit/
I'm attracted to women
>>Meanwhile in normal /fit/
How do I squat higher?
>This is a humorous and intelligent idea for a thread
>>35686179
/thread
>>35686215
Your right and totally not a faggot
>>35686172
I only suck one cock a day.
How do I keep girls from noticing me at the gym when I squat.
>>35686172
Remember that you can be healthy at any size
#safezone
when is zyzz making a new video
>>35686172
>Wow, your one rep max is really impressive!
Jeff pls stay
i'm a boy btw :)))))
>>35686172
>If I wanted tragedy I would ask what your one rep maxes are.
>>35686308
Pls don't be I'm london
Powerlifting general
Cardio edition
>>35686172
Wow, PLG was real informative and helped me out. Everyone else offered friendly yet straight forward advice on the board. - Fill B. from Hittsburgp
...Girlfriend survived car crash
>>35686354
>>35686391
have you tried /owg/ ? all the posters there are above age
>>35686172
I'm so fucking shredded right now
I wish I was natty like Rich Piana.
Where can I find a copy of Enduring Endurance by Mark Rippetoe?
Hey guys!
Go check out my new shredded food pyramid.
Actual healthy people
Any good sports bras? My old one pinches
This is the worst fucking thread I've seen in a while and that's saying something on this board.
>>35686172
women are normal humans
>>35686603
Don't ever contribute to a fucking thread again unless you're replying to me.
Last to digits is the number of curls you do. Rolling.
>>35686603
Why thank you, you're too kind.
Who here /gymfriend
>asian dyel in squat rack
>Didn't force him out of it
>Didn't shit down his throat
Anyway he went home that night and he fucked his gf with a condom on
>>35686603
if you like it so much you should definitely stay, my straight fellow
>>35686730
How it this bizarre
>>35686774
>he doesn't visit gym bully threads
laughingwhores.png
FINALLY
I've reached 50lbs on my nipple raises
what about you guys?
People who make manlet threads are very secure in their looks :^)
>>35686189
Underrated.
>>35686172
If I wanted /fit/ humor I'd tell you my 1 rep max
>>35688479
If I wanted a serious discussion I'd tell you my working weights.
>>35686227
/string
Lookin forward to our next sir comic that won't take 11.5 months
;_;
My BMI is finally over 35!
I've never felt like more of a womyn.
>>35686172
>people of african descent r smart!! XD!
Let's all just stop for a minute and appreciate the world's best source of nutrients, bread.
I frequent the gym often and always get the fine lays to mingle with me.
>that feel when all the gf's
>>35686172
Cardio is good for you.
Steroids are bad for you and dangerous, not to mention illegal and strictly enforced.
I lift to get better at my competitive and social team sport where I hang out with my friends and bang girls from time to time, but it's not a big deal.
I have an awesome relationship with my parents.
Really glad my parents started me early on the path to athleticism. They're such good role models for a young athlete.
How do we encourage more people of color, especially Indians, to go to our gyms? I worry there's not enough diversity in the weight room.
Pepe is a bad meme and should never be posted.
Should I stop lifting for a while and focus on my cardio?
>>35686172
I got a GF after years of lifting! This really filled the void.
Getting a gf magically made all of my lifes problems disappear
>>35689336
Fuck you!
>>35690558
Haha thanks! Fuck you very much aswell!
Remember: nobody is gonna make it sisters!
>>35686401
pls
I got really good advice from an experienced lifter who doesn't want to chemically lop their dick off.
/CAR/ - Cardio General! Post your cardio PB's and anything cardio related
>>35686179
Thread should've ended here.
>>35686245
lol, cocksucker.
As a powerlifter I respect your decision to pursue bodybuilding and am able to see the draw of wanting to have a large and well-proportional physique
I appreciate all your guys support! I'm so happy you understand your thin privelage and that I just don't have fit genes because of the set point theory!
lifting has got me a gf
The Brits pronounce Los Angeles correctly but mispronounce Jerusalem.
lifting has helped my sever depression and makes me not want to commit suicide.
There is literally nothing wrong with Planet Fitness.
my calves have gotten too big, help
>>35686603
Darn gosh and goly thats a gigeli-good post my fellow hetero, I hope a many vaginas will flock to you during your lifetime!
>>35687019
2nplpl8s
>>35688631
>overrated
>>35692704
Wtf how
>>35686629
oh god is this the new meme
>tfw my skinny white ass got cucked by a panjeet
>>35692704
>fell for the 5 day split meme
>Crtl + f "fat appreciation"
>317 results found
We're all ganna make it brah
>squatting in the curling rack
>getting more than 3 proteons a day
>lifting heavy
>not doing cardio
>2016
>being 6'+
I sure hope you guys don't do this
Working out considerably diminished every meaningful aspect of my life
It also made me fat despite my Herculean genetics
thank god i'm 5'6''
>everyone actually lifts
>>35686172
If you wanted bizarro fit, you'd ask me my 10 rep maxes
Why does everyone love Indians? They spend all their time shitting in the toilet and racking their plates after heavy squats. What the poo?
hey guys, I'm working out for 3 days now. do you think I'm ready for weighted curls?
>>35686189
Cleverest post ITT
>started lifting for myself
>realized I'm perfectly happy and confident with how I look
>now I only lift for girls
Guys, yesterday I made a huge, huge mistake...
I made sex to a girl.
It wasn't my fault, really, she seduced me. It was just the perfect storm and it all happened so naturally and I really wish I could take it back.
>meet her that night
>go out for drinks
>it's a fun time but I'm not too interested in her, just kindof ignore her at the bars and talk to other friends, strangers
>she perceives this as some sort of avoidance flirt
>later toward the end, I honestly try to leave with this awesome guy (I've been stretching his sphincter for 7 years, once a week at very least) but she picks up on some random throwaway comment earlier
>"yeah, let's go back to your hot tub"
>we go back
>can't even find the controls for the damn thing (looked for a fucking hour)
>finally agree to share a hot shower
This is where she gets me, fit.
>she casually takes off her bikini top
>reveals soft, boyish body (just what I like)
>turns around and before I know it starts kissing me
>rips off my swim trunks and starts blowing me
>it feels so good, just like my fuckboy
>eventually just pushes me onto the bed and has her way with me
To be perfectly honest, at one point I even took charge and actively had sex with her, /tif/. It was actually pretty cool, felt great, and very minimal cleanup. I whispered no hetero in her ear at the end but I don't think she understand. It still counts though, right? I'm not straight or anything, am I?
I can even go back and bang her again as long as I make it perfectly clear that I am, and will always be a flaming and proud homosexual who would never think of having romantic sex with a woman, right?
>no hetero
I don't know about you guys but I'm pretty happy with the way I look
