Could the Piano Man and Ronnie Coleman defeat a retarded silverback gorilla in a fight to the death gladiator style? No weapons/tools allowed.
Not right now, but in three months when Rich is fucking HUGE, he probably could.
They've learned all their secrets from Scooby
>>35674816
Depends, if he's as retarded as you OP then yeah, probably can
>>35674816
>can two successful retarded silverback gorillas beat one regular retarded silverback gorilla
Yeah buddy
No you fucking idiot a full grown male can lift roughly 4000lbs while Piano and coleman could probably combine into one for a 1000lbs
>>35674816
>Rich charges in shoving his head into the gorillas maw
>GOTTA EAT BIG CMON
>The gorilla close his jaws over Rich' head attempts to bite down and swallow but starts choking
>the gorilla chokes and gives out one last wheezing breath as blood and synthol spurts from it's mouth
>From the depths of the beast a small voice gasps ".....leave.....humanity...behi...."
>>35675326
Ronnie had about a 2,200lb gym total at 275. You're out of your element.
>>35675326
http://youtu.be/cw9iVKKLsss
If the silverback's balls hang lower than its dick, it doesn't stand a chance.
Not. Not a chimp either. Ffs.
