/fit/, what do you do when you get cat-called when going on shirtless runs? I usually awkward smile at them and then feel like a potato.
>>35638868
>implying /fit/ runs
Put a shirt on you slut.
>>35638903
Fuck you being shirtless is the best
>>35638868
Older woman are the worst especially if they're boozy, staff parties can be a nightmare.
>>35638868
Wear s shirt then
>going for runs
Is this a new crossfit lift or something?
>>35638979
Then how do I get laid
>>35638967
They're college chicks. I live in a college town. Because I'm going to college
>>35638868
put a shirt on otherwise run up to them, pick them up and run away with them.
Then once you start to get tired throw her off your shoulders into traffic cause you don't know what else to do.
>>35638996
it's in the middle of fucking winter, why are you not wearing a shirt you manslut
>>35639027
I've been meaning to make this thread for a few months
>>35639025
lol'd
Form a heart with you fingers, smile at them and move on.
Or run up to them, tell them "you played with fire, now feel the flame", hip throw them to the ground and yell edgy shit until they cry. Depends on how autistic you are, and wether you want to get laid or nah
>>35638996
So you're going to college?
How is college, tell me more about college.
>>35639079
College is pretty good, college parties are good too. I'm a theatre major in my college, so I'm pretty useless, but you know, college is nice.
>>35639027
he could be in FL, its like 80 all year round
>>35639191
Nope Arizona
>>35639056
>Form a heart with you fingers, smile at them and move on.
lol, do that if you want them to think you're a faggot
>>35639025
>>35639056
Giggled
>>35639215
Or raf simons
>>35639212
Nope! Chuck Testa
>>35638996
So you want the attention but then turn around and complain about it?
Go fuck yourself, dude. You're basically a fucking female at this point.
>>35639267
When did I complain about it? I think you are making assumptions, my friend
>>35639273
Shit, your pic made more of an impression in my mind than your post, I'm sorry shirtless man
>>35639273
The image you posted is about unwanted attention from the opposite sex
>>35639304
>>35639312
Oh no Tumblr has once again ruined everything. I forgive you senpai
>>35639273
ok so what do you want from this thread
because so far it seems you're humblebragging
>>35639056
Rofl
>>35638868
Man that style of clothing looks really sexy, what with that corset or whatchoomaycallit going into the jeans.
I wish I was still straight, I'd probably jack it to that pic.
>>35638996
>Then how do I get laid
Prostitutes, or by going to parties and not being socially autistic.
>>35638868
Wear a shirt, tryhard.
>lol guys what do you do when women check you out all the time like they do for me lol
>>35639337
To know how to not be a potato when getting cat-called.
Yes I am humblebragging fight me
>>35639261
>>35638992
It's when you fall for the gomad meme
ive been called a faggot by dudes like 100 times. usually laugh it off. ive been cat called a lot when leaving my gym.
>>35639627
this is the best post i've seen
>>35638903
And chafe my nipples? I ain't going around with bandaids on my nipples again
Protip: walking around shirtless is always a bad idea. If you're a fit then you just look like a meathead, and if you're not you look like a faggot. Wear fitted clothing if you want to show off your gains without looking a moron.
>>35639641
Wear a shirt that isn't 5-for-5$ garbage and you won't have that problem.
>>35639655
Did I say I was walking, faggot? A shirtless dude who's running is 100% acceptable, especially if it's 80+ out
Plus it's super nice in general
>>35639660
>Hasnt ever run extended distances
>>35639674
Then don't whine about getting cat called.
>>35639261
kek
> going on shirtless runs
You deserve to be beaten up for being a fag 2bh
>>35639694
All ya'll nigga think I'm from Tumblr or some shit. tbqh senpai, I usually get a half chub when a lady catcalls me.
>>35639694
He's not whining about it. He asked what to do.
YOU on the other hand, are whining like a wee babe about someone going shirtless.
>>35639056
>Form a heart with you fingers, smile at them and move on
I used to do that, but when forming a heart with my fingers I used to do the tongue flinging motion at the middle of the heart; same way you do that gesture with a v as if you're licking the vagina
I turned on as many girls as I creeped others out.
>>35639750
that's weird, man
>>35639750
>I turned on as many girls as I creeped others out.
Pretty sure that isn't true, mate
>>35639750
I used to do that when out clubbing as a teenager
>>35639571
whats wrong with sizing them up and giving a smile, depending of course on how attractive you find them. Would that not be the go to thing to do?
>>35639807
I don't think you understand how potato I am. If I did that they'd probably call the cops
>>35639824
Just keep running, you fucking autist
>>35639843
I literally have Asperger's. I'd probably trip and fall and look like an asshole if I did that
>>35639261
shoo shoo reddit scum
Running around w/o a shirt is pretty great.
>always a nice breeze
>no shirt chaffing or getting caught
If people don't like it then they're probably not good looking enough
>>35639191
It's pretty chilly here I have had to break out the sweats
>>35639690
And neither should you as it destroys your muscles
https://pjmedia.com/lifestyle/2014/4/22/why-you-should-not-be-running/
>>35638892
/Thread
>>35639056
>you played with fire, now feel the flame
Top kek
>>35640084
Yeah but humans are literally designed to run basically forever, so if you balance it with strength training and the right diet, you'll be at peak physical condition.
>>35639824
you should pretend to be indignant about it and yell in a really effeminate voice, "Quit OBJECTIFYING me! I'm not a piece of meat!" then, when they get all confused and slightly ashamed at their behavior, laugh and say you're just joking with them to lighten up the situation and start a conversation
>>35638868
>pretty smile
>man face
haha no
>>35640118
*savannah niggers are
>>35640124
Yep, she literally looks like Disney's Tarzan.
>>35640148
is this bait
>>35638868
Just yell "I suck dicks!" and make the blow job motion with your mouth and hand.
>>35640152
Is it?
Explain to me why an European would want to run forever.
>>35640118
Well, the point of the article is that you can't really balance it with strength training, because one always occurs at the expense of the other.
>>35640174
Wolves :^)
>>35640174
I was gonna send you a link to an article, but 4chan is a faggot and won't let me.
Google it fag
>>35638868
You keep running. Why are all of you fucking retarded? You ask what to do when girls catcall like you should just stop mid run. You're just trying too hard m8
>>35640196
I mean I can run a 7 minute mile and can bench 160 at 5' 6" 120 lbs, so I feel like that's fairly balanced
Also manlet master race
>>35640231
>5'6 120
Harsh buddy. My little sister is taller than you. You're literally built like a 13 year old girl.
>>35640246
Sorry you're so mad about my god-tier muscle to weight ratio, bro
>>35640231
Rippetoe would disagree. He once said on Stephen Crowder that a 315 squat is the very base line of strength conditioning for a human male and a 500 squat and 315 bench don't reflect a strength specialization.
But i guess it all depends on what your goals are and what you personally define as strong.
I tell them to stop objectifying me and say this is why men need meninism
>>35640265
feel bad for you family
>>35640275
Huh. I focus on mainly 'functional strength', I guess. If I have to run from a murderer, I wanna be able to go at least a few miles before I run out of steam, and likewise, I want some meat on my bones to be able to lift shit or whatever when I need to. Plus looking good. That's always nice
>>35639571
Stop being a retard? Kill yourself? There's no fix for your shit personality desu senpai
>>35638868
>>35640329
Pretty sure a 405 squat at a bw of 180 wouldn't hurt your chances in trying to outrun a murderer.
Do you really think he would pursue you for several miles?
>>35640302
oh no he's jealous of my god-tier hair and guitar talents
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LRiRXgPFRgw
>>35638868
Why the hell are you awkward on a shirtless run? The only reason to go on a shirtless run is for the sole purpose of getting cat-called.
>>35640385
It wouldn't hurt it, but it wouldn't help it either, hence why I run. And that was just an example. I also play some sports (soccer, mainly), so obviously running for a while is good for that, and being able to run for a while is just a good skill to have, y'know? I'm not going for full Arnie meathead level of swole anyway
>>35638967
>not having a milf fetish
>>35640196
You most definitely can balance it. It makes progress slower for both, but that is absurd to suggest you can't be a good runner and a good lifter. Just to supplement this guy's post:
>>35640231
I can run a 19 minute 3 mile and bench 280 lbs for 1.
>>35639054
In other words, its a b8 thread. You're a landwhale here from /r9k/ who's living out his fantasy of being catcalled.
All of the signs are there
>>35640543
You literally cannot have the minimum build required to be a good long-distance runner and a good lifter at the same time
>>35640601
this is bait
>>35640601
If your definition of good is endurance runner is doing marathons at a competitive speed and your definition of a good lifter is one can compete in power lifting competitions, then I can agree with you. If you are saying someone who is 190 lbs can't run 10 miles and deadlift 500 lbs, then I disagree with you.
I would consider this individual a good long-distance runner and a good lifter.
Don't even get me started on being a good lifter and hiking with a load for 15+ miles.
>>35640667
Show me one competitive marathonner or tour winner who weights over 180
>>35640667
good is subjective, good in the eyes of someone who doesn't lift or run then maybe? then ask any long-distance runner or a lifter and the answer is no
>>35640550
yup landwhale
>>35640084
oh jesus christ i should have known
>by Mark Rippetoe
>>35640341
This is a great image
>>35639025
Chuckled/10
>>35638868
As a man, I love getting cat called. I don't get why women get so upset about it.
>>35641039
it is usually old senile farts and niggers/spics who do it
>>35638868
show them your penis
>>35641039
It devalues high value women to get hit on by low value men. It offends the woman that such a low value men would even think that they had a chance with her. That's basically what cat-calling is. The man is declaring, "hey! I'm sexually interested in you."
>>35640341
saved my man
>>35638868
i wave. it's fucking awesome i can't believe girls don't love it.
>>35640341
Fucking saved
>>35638868
I've never gotten a compliment in the street
What bunch of ungrateful bitches
>>35638868
I don't know if I was every cat called while running, but I know a few times chicks almost killed themselves mirin' me.
Two almost walked into traffic as they were smiling at me trying to grab my attention, and a dozen more almost crashed their cars.I'm good looking just not normally that good looking, but women are attracted to men they see physically exerting themselves.
TL;DR
Not sure if cat-called by chicks, but was definitely suicide mired
>>35639690
enjoy your melanoma
HOLY CRAP i spelled that right on the first try! today's gonna be a good day!
Fatties who can't run shirtless because they're fat: The Thread
>>35642079
Enjoy looking like a giant douche and losing the respect of a bunch of people every time you go out.
Even based Arnold said running shirtless is shit because it gives you an irregular tan [video where he goes to Venice beach with a handcam].
One day i want to wear a lil rainbow bracelet and go running shirtless, and then drown in tail
>>35639215
>implying he isn't
>>35640246
Clearly trollin
>>35638868
I respond back, since im too sperg to notice some people are flirting with me, sometimes.
Then I realize that they are serious and I have to find out how to not give a total stranger my number without seeming like a hard-to-get slut.
BetaLyfe.
>>35638868
>come back from a run
>shirtless, wearing short running shorts
>buddy's girlfriend on couch
>"wow anon, you're looking pretty delicious"
>mfw
>say nothing, do 360 and walk away
>>35642656
Why would you do a 360? You mean 180? If you actually did a 360, you ruined it.
>>35642671
It's a joke m8
>>35642671
Can you not moonwalk? You should learn
>>35638868
>shirtless
>runs
>>35642736
fatboy detected
>>35638868
>went on shirtless run
>run past a group of high schooles
>girls shout something
>laugh afterwards
this was about two years ago and I still don't know if they were mocking me or mirin
>>35642689
Phew, been off /fit for months. Not sure what's a joke and what's actual autism.
>>35638868
I cat call girls get on my level
>>35643205
I call call girls and then cat call them on the phone call
>>35643205
t. Abdul Salim
>>35639655
I want to have sex with that girl really bad
Why the fuck do you run shirtless
>>35644027
this
>>35642775
>proud of having a wrinkly face
>>35639056
>Form a heart with you fingers
just no. a smile and then move on, will do
