Has anyone bought one of these before? How is it? Is it obvious it's fake? What happens if someone pokes/feels you?
>>35637838
desu mate it just looks like you're sticking your chest out massively
looks like shit
>>35637838
His arms still look like twigs. Lol
kek, jews sure know how to milk money from pathetic and insecure people
>>35637871
Bicep implants?
>>35637838
If a chick saw this on you... you'll be a virgin for life
>>35637838
it's stupid, just work out.
k e k
if you want to pick up chicks, i suggest you work for it
>pic related
>>35638154
Jesus does all Brazilians apply synthol? Every synthol abuser I see is from Brazil?
>>35637838
Nice repost fag. It's for actors, now get the fuck out.
>be OP
>Saturday night
>put my muscle vest on
>go to club
>hook up with qt
>it actually working lol
>go to her place
>"why dont you show me that nice body of yours, anon"
>start sweating
>l-let me take a shower f-first
>go to bathroom, no place to hide the vest. Put it in the bath with some towels over it
>get out of shower. She looks disappointed at your chest
>start making out
>she needs to go to the bathroom first
>oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck
>heart starts racing
>"anon, what the hell is this thing!?"
>run out of the apartment
>move to another country
>become a fag
>>35638408
Pretty accurate story
>>35638176
poor regulation of medical materials
large black market
little education
thats why all of these disgusting freaks are from 3rd world countries
>>35637838
All you need is this, now.
>>35638738
What is this?
>>35637838
this is all you need
>assume vest can't merely be for aesthetics only
>wear it on diddleylift day
>vest should support at least an extra 100kg on my lift
>body feels warm thanks to vest
>welp, no need to warm up
>load up lmao6plates
>proceed to break my back
>paramedics arrive
>say they have to remove my shirt
>mumble something under my breath
>'what did you say, sir?'
>'b-bet you're jealous of my sixpack abs, n-normal fag'
>they check my neck, thinking I have brain damage
>'h-huh, yeah. mire my traps, b-bitch?'
>'did you say something?'
>try to jump up and walk home instead of listening to this pleb
>paralyze myself
>paramedics leave due to insufficient funds on my credit card
>such is life in Ameriland
>lay there in the gym for another 7 hours until it closes
>mom and dad come lookign for me
>bring me home
>still wearing my vest
>will never walk again
At least I have visible abs. Normies will never understand.
