My wife is on a vacation with our daughter in Jamaica, I want to surprise her when she gets back with a new handsome body. When I'm not working due to my busy schedule I sit on the couch and eat sea salt potato chips. What can I do to get big muscles within 14 days? I want to really impress them both. thanks
-mark
>>35628042
I didn't see the name field. now you know Im Mark
SS + GOMAD
>>35628042
Please be bait ffs
The Koala represents me I guess, haha. I am so lazy! any advice would be great!
>>35628057
Mark please leave this place
Just close your browser and GO
>wife and daughter in Jamaica without you
>>35628042
2/10
>>35628186
Yes, I make the bread around here. I'm glad that I could do this for them. I love them both very much!
>>35628042
T-This is bait r-right guys?
>>35628219
are you fat?
>>35628042
OP are you familiar with Blacked.com?
>>35628253
Well I'm not fit haha! I have a belly situation going on, I would like a six pack before they return.
Dis gon b good
>>35628042
Bro.. they're not coming back...
>>35628272
Depending on your bodyfat to muscle ratio that could take a while
>>35628272
Just get some SS and Gomad while running 20 min and some push ups every day. by day 10 you'll be able to see your abs, and by day 14 you'll have a very good physique
>>35628042
You're wife and daughter go on vacation. Outta the country. To Jamaica.
Vacation without you in Jamaica.
OP, are you outta your mind?
this is such shit bait im kinda ashamed to point out its bait, actual comments trying to help must be bait too
yuo ar stupid
>>35628321
They are safe on the resort with the other tourist, this isn't their first time to Jamaica. thanks.
This awful bait aside, I still can't understand how people are into this getting cucked shit.
>>35628356
Estrogen in the water turning everyone into giant frothing vaginas.
Holy shit Mark, I think you would benefit from reexamining your life choices.
>tfw wife's son is only 16 and can already bench more than me
I guess he gets or from his father, Dontavius. Don't worry though, the boys father is still in his life! Every Saturday night when I'm out with the boys, him, his father, and my wife have some alone time!
>>35628395
I shouldn't eat all this junk food! I know haha x)
>>35628042
>>35628191
1/10
Trying to hard there buddy
Kek nice going fukboi
Lift. You won't gain a better body to offer her in such a short amount of time, but maybe it'll give you a confidence boost that will impress her.
>>35628346
Safe, sorta I guess, but there's plenty of other shit to worry about, like your wife banging Rastafarian dong or another tourist. Why not just go with?
