No caveman general?
Post all caveman experiences, feels, stories, and advice
uga buga
me cant read
I'm an archaeologist who has excavated cavemen, does that count?
>>35624015
>be me
>wake up at a healthy 5 in the afternoon
>eat
>get to the gym at 1 in the morning
>come home
>get high
>play vidya
>eat
>sleep so i can get my 8 hours
end me i beg of thee
>>35624033
>tfw no learn cave paint in first many Sun God up-downs
>tfw go full cromagnon and no neanderthal
>me click Tindr
>say to girl uga
>she no buga
>me sad
>>35624054
Careful Fire God no like touch
>tfw mom kick me out of cave
>tell me not come back until I have job
>nobody hire me because I caveman
>be me, bulk
>eat mammoth steak and drink big hollow rock full of giant sloth milk every suntime
>hunter gatherers eat berries and tree leaves
>hunter gatherer walk only 1 tree length then sit down to watch moss
>"lift log and rock while eating whole mammoth will give you stomach demons"
>my rock face when
>tell girl I want to put uuga in her buga
>"sorry, me only booga guys over 6' oogas"
>see man in dream
>he say leave homo erectus behind
>do rock lift with arm for two hand no thumbs sun moves
>wake up
I forget man name. Rocko petrodactyl?
>>35624044
>>35624121
tfw you realize you live the life of a shitkicker in its purest form.
>>35624042
how many large bones have you examined?
no homo
>>35624367
me feel when having to walk to cave with big rocks to pick up in the water fall from sky time
Me duck into cave to escape from hungry lion.
Fucking lanklet jerry can no fit, gets eaten. No longer in gene pool good we continue to live and be strong
>>35624284
Top fucking kek
>>35624213
Berry picker as fuck
>Dark, it cold
>Go out of cave
>Pick wood
>See big mammoth
>Try kill mammoth with wood
>Fail
>Go back to cave
>Make fire
>Others think me demon
Anyway ended up fucking someone's gf without a squirrel skin
Starting stick+gallon of mammoth milk a day
>wake up
>me go stone market, want buy new stones
>see hot ungabungas in stone market
>try speak ungabunga
>mammoth meat fall out loin cloth
>me run back cave, cry me eyes out
>berrypicker as fuck
mfw
how babby formed?
>be caveman
Mfw no face cuz extinct
BUNGAS
>>35626754
mmm bunga me unga
>unga want bunga
>bunga with berrypicker
>unga reach higher berries than berrypicker
>unga deserve bunga
>rock brand rock
>>35624033
I hate how funny that was.
>>35624284
Lost my shit. Screencapped.
>>35624284
EAT BIG GET BIG
ONE AND MANY HANDFULS OOGA BOOGA
>>35626102
Under oogad
>>35624284
too good man, you'll deffo leave humanity in the rear-view mirror
>tfw no fat cavepeople to paint stories of in feces and mammoth blood on cave wall
>>35624033
UGhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
uga buga the STONE CARVING uga
>>35624213
>900,000 B.C.
>first signs of learning
>extinction of the Gigantopithecus
History will repeat itself.
>>35626754
Please, this safe for cave wall painting. Enjoy ban.
>>35626754
UNGA BUNGA
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>>35626754
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>>35624015
oh man! looooook at those cavemen go!
it's the freakieeeest shooooooooooow!
>>35626050
Fucking lold hard
>>35626050
>Rockaz, me already a demon
me story last moon:
>me am UG, 6 tree 2 stone, many skins, much ugginas every moon
>me go to mating cliff with tribes ug, all also much ugginas, on me father mammoth
>when at cliff go to drinkrock, drinkrock ug give good drink, drink many
>see uugabooga uggina look me am, go try mate
>try mate uggina, tell uggina me am have bick club, need cave
>all good, mee am suddenly hear funny sound buzz behind
>turn head, no one, continue talk to uggina
>again much stronger stupid so me turn
>me see ug at me feetsies
>ug is 5 tree 10 stone
>ug say uggina his, me no touch
>Me am much laugh, all tribe ug laugh, he so small is funny
>small ug more mad, say me am stop laugh and leave small ug uggina alone
>me am still laugh, hit small ug with club, small ug try fight, he look very pity
>now small ugs uggina start laugh at small ug, tell me hit hard
>all matingstone now laugh at small ug, all yell UGGLET UGGLET!
>matingstone shaman come see what noice, see ugglet start laugh, join and hit ugglet with own club
>ugglet is thrown off cliff everyone cheer me am, 6/5 ugginas everywhere want snusnu
>go back tribe cave with ugglets uggina and 2 other 6/5 ugginas, have snusnu all night
You am have ugglet stories?
Post high snu ungas
>50,000 B.C.
>killing mammoth for uginas
>>35624054
>tfw no unga
>>35626754
FIRE GOD
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>>35626754
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>>35624015
>be me
>me wanting go up down with rock on back
>go to rock place
>rocks everywhere no right rock for me
>black obongo all rocks
>go to rock up down place
>homo uggo pushin earth up down in rock up down place
>ask how many left
>mfw he just warm up
>>35626157
>mammoth meat fall out loin cloth
sides left homo erectus behind
>>35626754
>this is my fetish
>>35630127
Gat damn my sides nigga
>>35630344
Me face when 4'2 is cavemanlet cutoff
look how sick hunter gatherers look
>>35631900
just that natty high test it does wonders for em
is starting stick meme?
>>35632046
starting stick good
ripped toe invented, he master of heavy stick
>>35626754
Bungas......
>>35631900
>tfw the days of us running around being fit as fuck due to higher test and more intensive lifestyle is over
society is so fucking pussified
>>35632128
said the guy in his comfortable room in front of a computer while not being hungry or thirsty
>>35632157
you don't have to kill somebody to know that murder is wrong you dumb twat
>>35632174
please make sense next time
>>35632197
please kill yourself for being a retard
>>35629753
10/10 pebbles
would drag back to cave, ugg ugg and bring home killed animal for every day
>>35632211
sorry I am not edgy enough for that
me bump
>>35627027
this in itself is under oogad
>>35627027
>>35633550
Is any booga reason why you fookum say cave paint is under oogad? Anybody say any bad boogoo against it? You have head sounds? You see head cave paints? Maybe you from caves where all up oogoo and down oogoo, but here is no way you know what other uggas think of cave paint you just boboogoed. Maybe it's fire god. Maybe it your own cave paint you boboogoe, like homo erectus oogum his own facewall paints think his big gooba is going not see. Maybe you trick self on thinking ungabunga out there thinks you cave paint is worth a berry. Maybe you just homo sapiens, worst kind of homo, homo who thinks he smart, homo who think he the only homo to make the fire, to roll log. Ogo, guess this, sapiens, no ugga say cave paint is under oogad so do tribe big help and go taste poogoo hole?
Current body. Idk why everyone keeps calling me a fucking caveman.
>>35624284
8 mammoth steaks c'mon!
>that unga bunga wear lepord skins to rock moving cave
