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How fit would I have to be to get into the CIA? What sort of training plans could I use?
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Why do i look like CIA
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Fitness isnt much of a thing. It's more high ability in specific areas. Cryptology, analytics, forensics, interpersonal, etc.

Often recruited from military and LEO too.
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.......Crossfit.
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>>35619775

Big Guy x Failure
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>>35619775
Was getting big part of your plan?
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Go to a criminal justice uni and ask them what you need to be cia.

Its a shitload of math and cyber security.
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>>35619807
this. the brain has to be your strongest muscle.
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>>35619775
You don't have to be very fit they don't even really care if your a big guy.
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Well, if youre an American, you need to be about fit enough for any other desk job. If not American, they may hire you to betray your country if you are in a good position to do so. Which is most likely an office job. They're more about deniability than the spy shit you see in movies
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>>35619775
First, you must be Jason Blaha
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>>35619775
Grad school x PhD
all natty
Experience with Green Berets or military intel
Language learning x failure
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>>35620102
>Based Blaha in some pussy group like the CIA
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>>35619775

You have to learn how to operate and wear a killer stache
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>>35620228
Whats this from ?
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>>35620267
Sicario
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>>35619775

Can you casually execute people while carrying out a plan that involves destabilizing a major criminal cartel while simultaneously propping up another cartel so that the US government has more influence over that second cartel, all the while manipulating a smart yet naive FBI agent into providing legal cover for your off the books and illegal operation?
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>>35620228
Operator as fuck
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>>35620228
>>35620272
> Dat terrible trigger discipline

I thought spooks were trained better than that. Would not operate with.
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>>35620392
He already knew the people he was aiming at were armed. He shoots them 2 seconds after her shakes his head. Trigger discipline was not needed.
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>>35619775
Look exceedingly average (5'9", a 5 in looks, etc.) , be extraordinary .

Unless you can pass as a foreign national, you won't be a field operative, though. You'll be an analyst.
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>>35620392
operator level isn't gonna accidentally into ND. 20% faster at getting off first shot.
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>>35619775
Study 7x16xF
>implying cia are fit
Back when I was an accounting student, fbi was throwing offers at me left and right. I was skelly mode. Real life isn't an action movie. Grow up
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>>35621410
FBI is CIA's whimpy brother. It's canon in Agents of CIA S3E10 that FBI can't beat CIA in a fight.
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