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>>35610606
>>35614584
will look into this
in
>fear i wont get new contract because person they hired me to replace wont leave and forcing him is hard to do
>yesterday i think about the whole matter
>write boss email about it
>tell him i want to know in advance if they renew or not
>tell him i would also be interested in open position in purchasing department
>today i see boss
>i dont think he read my email
>not sure if he did and ignoring
>boss are all snakes after all
>it was nice knowing you all
>if i lose my job i will travel to thailand and party hard and die in a sauna
>>35614595
the part he's talking about is PT141
>>35614631
already found it @evolution peptides
how does one use this?
gona eat 200g oats with 100g whey in 40mins
Come at me
>>35614799
You swallow the liquad
>>35614810
for real? its taken orally? damn thats easier than i thought lmao
>>35614583
My prolactin scored at 177. What do I do? I just want my libido back.
>>35614837
Yaah
Its just a sarm lol
>>35614847
Caber or prami or you could pray for the best and try vit b6.
I have no idea if 177 is high or not*
>>35614810
>Come at me
I'm eating 4 weetbix
Why did you guys decide to start roids?
basically every shredded guy has tried roids right?
>>35614872
Weetbix is also p good
>>35614884
so i can be as big as my pump
>>35614870
They marked high as 12-15. So I'm way way way up. Already tried all the vitamins with no luck. Isn't caber and the other a temp. Fix?
>>35614884
>Why did you guys decide to start roids?
for the sluts.
Srs.
>every shredded guy has tried roids
Depends on your definition of shredded, but yeah
>>35614884
because why tf not
I was already probably low T, and I've always dealt with confidence problems.
That shit's mostly gone now though, and I feel a lot better. Lifting when I'm not on gear blows, but my overall mood and personality have changed completely, even not on gear.
>>35614885
They suck pretty hard if you don't add enough milk and they just suck it all up and taste like wet cardboard
>>35614884
To become bigger and stronger
Maybe, can't tell 2bh not going to make a blanket statement discrediting anyone who did it natty
I'm the guy from the other thread with two different vials
Just injected the clear one , first pin ever.
>watch like 5 videos beforehand
>pull , push change the needle, press for test to come out
>stand there and start shaking like mad
>well time has come
>do the rule of thumb and stab myself there
>aspirate
>push, but i took awhile
>no pain right now just a little blood
Did I make it brahs ? Injected about 250ml (.9ml from a 300mg/ml vial )
>>35614913
Get prami or cabar asap then nigga.
>temp fix
Not 100% sure, but as long as you are using compounds that increase your prolactin you'll need it
>>35614913
Are you taking a compound that raises prolactin?
Ben away for a while cause life got in the way. Are batlord and FL still rival dealers? Is Chem still living with fatlifts. Is JM still dating back chick's and not showing up to work?
>>35614935
.9ml of 1ml at 300mg/ml is 270mg lol
But yeah, youre making it.
Good job
>>35614949
Batlord exit scam
FL still slangin
Chem in jail
JM working hard, but still fucking disgusting nigresses
>>35614971
Why is chen in jail? BL scam? Good thing I never bought from him. Is FL shredded yet?
>>35614942
I'm not. I have naturally fucked prolactin. I'm just using T (240mg/wk)and that's only because I had super low T naturally. (192)
>>35614966
Will do the full blast then
What should I start feeling then ? Leg is already feeling a bit "full"
>>35614979
Yes
Rec drugs
No
Check archives. I'm drunk/tired/lazy
>>35614986
Its enth right?
You should start seeing changes in about ~4weeks.
Dont expect anything super crazy tho
>>35615000
How the fuck isn't FL shredded? Like a year ago he was blasting a gram of vet tren
>>35614986
Levels won't peak for 4 weeks. Just keep doing you lad
>>35614870
yolo bru I need a reputable local pep sauce, not sure if I can trust google results. Any tips? My guy offers close to fuckall
>>35615004
Yeah enth, did the light coal because apparently test e foes brown once it's bad
Tbh the changes I can't wait are the emotional ones, hopefully test levels will finally bring the real man out
>>35615008
He hasnt lifted in 8months
>>35615013
You SA?
>>35615008
doesn't even lift or roid anymore
>>35615036
Why not
>>35615043
Personal issues I think
Also has a injury
>>35615036
>You SA?
Yup
Not sure if mods have a shit about talking peptides sources?
>>35615058
What a fag. He's never going to make it
>>35615074
Peptides are legal. They shouldn't.
>>35615082
Probably making six figures, trying to figure out what he wants from life. That's closer to making it than some faggy gymrat. I know we're on a fitness board, but you're misunderstanding the phrase.
>>35615074
I know about
store dot melanotanii dot co dot za
Never tried them b4 tho.
Its not a illegal source mods, its legal peps.
>>35615104
Every substance should be legal. The FDA should only provide information, rate the risk and educate people on drugs.
Stop being a dirty boot licking ludite.
>>35615004
Yeah enth, did the light coal because apparently test e foes brown once it's bad
Tbh the changes I can't wait are the emotional ones, hopefully test levels will finally bring the real man out
Requesting /fraud/ oficial FAQ/pastebin and that page with lots of info.
Also what do you think of lgd-4033 stacked with test and dbol?
>>35614501
Lmfaooooo. Kekd hard.
Do what it takes. 5%. Do what it takess
Is deadlifting two days in a row having a death wish?
I want to go light today on it, I really want to zero in on it seeing as i'm having problems with it
>>35615145
Yea let the idiots kill themselves off
>>35615179
Literally Google fraud pastebin
Fuck some people just don't think
>>35615179
Expensive but it works well from everything I've seen.
>>35615127
Man, fuck money...
>>35615220
I did that but no results.
Had to use the duck to search for it.
Thank you for nothing.
>>35615220
And what about the other page? They were going to add more info on sarms there. Not like the studies do not give you data, but contrasting sources and opinions is useful.
>>35615210
Yes, but at least inform them first.
>>35615196
As long as you feel good, and it's not max effort you'll be fine dude.
>>35615145
lol
So i just started my first cycle at 30 y/o after getting very little results in 4 years of alternating 4+ days a week of training with a few months(feb to sep last year) of going very little, sometimes 0x week. Currently on PPL 5 or 6 days a week depending on working shifts.
Cycle is on my day for, injected my first 500 test e last sunday, 30mg ED Dbol.
Only effect i can feel so far is confidence boost, but i guess that could be placebo. Gonna wait end of week before starting AI(Letrozole 2.5mg EOD).
I love a good run every now and then good idea while juicing?
Also, is 6x/week ok on roids?
What's the happiest steroid out there ?
Saw this jacked AF dude at a gym and he was jumping around singing and talking to everyone like he knew them
Also what's the criteria for becoming a trip ? Ass pic for the tinytrip?
I've had kalieda's think on repeat for the last 45 minutes. My estro may be high lmao.
>>35614583
>yfw dom uses our op image
>>35615359
>happiest steroids
Prolly dbola
>criteria for becomming a trip
You have to adopt a baby from africa
>>35615329
It's encouraged to do cardio on roids actually because of blood pressure and whatnot I believe
And you can definitely get away with 6x a week on roids, though it may not necessarily mean much more gains than 2-3 times a week, everyone responds differently and it also depends how hard you're training each session, too many factors to say what the ideal frequency is and recovering is when progress is really made
>>35615381
Dog please don't fuck that girl lmao
>>35615364
dom mazetti
knees week
arms spagetti
>>35615392
I dont /want/ to man
I /need/ to
>>35615235
Thank you for using your basic research skills. I hope you continue to use them in the future
>>35615253
There was talk of that and updating the /fit/ sticky too. It never got done though
I saw a gay guy doing fifty squat variations
Had the nicest butt and legs I've ever seen, very dedicated
The plot twist is he walked by me and had big boobs and might actually be a girl?
Got them 18 inch biceps today (had both bicep and tri pump tho idk if that's how you're supposed to measure it)
Feels good brehs. Also hit 405 on squat balls deep for a good double but lost tightness on the third rep and had to bail out
And gym bathroom honey is texting me telling me she still likes me (even tho she got a bf) and how it turns her on when I boss her around. We got a gym date set up this Sunday so I guess we're gonna see what happens
I felt like ass this morning working out I think cause I did more than my normal squats + OHP only yesterday.
Got a hair appointment later today and then gonna go to practice and throw some honeys and hopefully do some cool one handed shit. Gonna be a good day brehs.
How're my fellow fraudsters doing??
>P.S. Ultimate Warrior is GOAT
>>35615438
Yeah whatever happened to alb and the other guy updating it?
Guess everyone was too lazy to record it and just assumed someone else would do it lel
girl i was kinda seeing chose some fat bald 47 year old over me
feels bad men, real bad
>>35615487
I think they wanted to change too much and realised that it was a lot of work to do
>>35615469
Your posts confuses me
>>35615513
How did you manage to fuck it up?
Gave her too much attention?
>>35615513
To be fair it was probably for the money and good for you in the long run because She's probably a horrible person
>>35615478
Hit a much fuller 215 last night. Finally looking dope af.
My girlie is being a piece of fucking work, so I'm putting her on the back burner for a few days.
Estro may be high too.
>>35615528
yea, the dude is an alcoholic and is most likely giving her coke
>>35615527
nah probably the opposite
>>35615513
just get a younger girl then
>>35615533
How tall are you? I weighed 211 this morn
Hoes are nothing but trouble brother
>>35615513
I've just spoke with my milf and ive lost her for good lol. Ended up shouting at her kek.
Oh well I'm going to cheer myself up with a chest and shoulder workout
>>35615605
bradley martin is that you?
>>35615184
that's the exact kind of mentality that disgusts me
bunch of rat fucks with no balls trying to claw their way to a bigger salary by the most scumbag means possible because their entire value in life has nothing to actually do with their own self worth or talent, just the amount of gaudy nouveau riche shit you can show off because you sold your soul
no integrity, self-respect, or even taste
>>35615487
>>35615519
I'll have like a week off between semesters so maybe might get updated then
also depends on how autistic I'm feeling that week
>>35615533
>>35615605
you still cutting or done? pic I saw last night or w/e looked like you had some awesome glycogen rebound pop
>pic
yep that one
What would be the downsides to a DYEL taking roids? Assuming that they know what they're doing etc.
Just asking because I've always heard that Zyzz was on gear from the start.
Second day in a row of deads reporting in
I'm a few sets away from snap city I can feel it think I'll stop here
Srs tho this shit is killing me almost feel like it's a painful ass pump like when on steronz
>>35615640
i think the issue is you think you know what you're doing but you really dont, i look back at what i was doing for the first couple years lifting and it was fucking dumb
i was trying really hard and taking it fairly seriously, but i was getting nowhere
and no zyzz wasnt on gear from the start
>>35615637
That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me.
Yeah brick. I had some pizza. Still trying to get down to 205ish though.
>>35615640
>Assuming that they know what they're doing etc.
yeah nah
>>35615647
are you retarded, once a week max
what's your 1rm anyway
>>35615392
Chill. Emergency over.
She just flaked on him.
Yolo can't even bang a psycho pregnant lonely bish. Hue hue hue
>>35615585
>Hoes are nothing but trouble brother
I'll fucking drink to that (black tea, not looking to spike my insulin rn)
22yo in a LTR with a bitch 12 years older than me and a very present ex. She's psycho and treats me like shit when she's in a mood or if I talk to other girls, but otherwise worships my cock. I've fallen into age old trap but at least maintain my alphaness (srs. not a deluded beta. Just made some weird life choices in a weird situation is all. long story)
Recovering from debilitating injuries, mutually miring QTs from afar, and biding my time until I can do whatever the fuck I want to do again
>>35615478
What kind of game is bathroom girl playing?
>how are my fellow fraudsters doing?
I think I fucked my shoulder. It was a dull thumping pain when I went to do OHP earlier at the gym, made a doctor appointment straight after and the earliest anyone can see me is Monday week.
So I'm going to be taking it really easy for the next week until then. sucks pretty hard
>>35615605
Damn dude you are goals
>>35615665
This
You don't know what you're doing if you're just starting
You may have a good idea of certain parts, but believe me years in you'll still be learning. I only really recently learned the importance of programming and things like deficit deads, as well as recomping, how to record weight every day and make according changes, etc.
You'll still make gains, but chances are they won't be as good as if you knew more, and when you get off they'll definitely go away if that's what your relying on to make gains
>>35614628
Noo, don't die on me.
>>35615639
I agree, but that part where is willing to throw his coworkers under a bus was just funny.
Do whatever ever it takes. 5% mentality.
>>35615687
Was in theory supposed to be around 4 plate before it started shitting on me
I know I'm pathetically weak
Not 4 long tho
Using proper programming and planning on hopping on test/tren/sdrol and actually training correctly instead of chasing the pump for aesthetics with no real program like I did my first cycle
>>35615640
The chances aren't big, but there's still the chance that you seriously fuck your shit up from any unexpected angle. Even veterans coming back into it from long hiatus will typically chill on the gear and build something up first, it's not hard to do if you're a rank novice
>>35615687
Also yeah retarded, feel like it isn't hurting to go light AF though just to get some extra volume in and work on form
>>35615605
Looking full really. Very nice
>>35615698
You are fucking up hard bro
>>35615699
I don't think she's playing any game I think she's just kinda slooty. I dunno. Not gonna gf her tho but I'll let her think that if that's what she wants
Super light weight and moderate reps is great for getting blood flow through injured areas. More bloodflow -> faster healing. Just don't do anything that hurts
>>35614935
I've literally never aspirated in the 2 years I've pinned. Am I killt?
>>35615058
>>35615008
FL is still chill af. Fucked his arm in a car accident, lost a girl, and quit lifting/roiding so he isn't a sick kent yet. Have faith tho.
>>35615235
Obviously you fucking suck at Googling shit. Pic related.
>>35615359
I heard you have to inject tren straight into the dick, and then adopt a nigger baby. I think yolo has one.
>>35615764
>You are fucking up hard bro
You don't know the half of it, friend. She's got horrid fucking kids as well man. Not gonna bitch about it more, I'll rather come back in a year with a success story and a couple bros nodding their heads with the deep realisation that they might have done the same just to come out winning. Right now I have what I deserve until I can sort my shit out.
>>35615838
You are a moron if you think google shows the same results to everyone. It depends on location, search history, ect.
>>35615926
>>35615926
b-but muh google...
>>35615478
>18 inch biceps today
Jelly. My arms don't seem to want to grow.
Seriously considering doing the Wealthy Piano 8 hour arm workout. Maybe take a couple of vacation days. lol
>>35615693
>Yolo can't even bang a psycho pregnant lonely bish.
Kinda makes me sad.
>>35615742
>Was in theory supposed to be around 4 plate
at what bw?
5/3/1 for main compounds plus like 3x8 for two assistance lifts got me a loooong way
monday bench + 2 assistance, 2 bicep lifts
wednesday deads + 2 back accessories, 2 tricep lifts
friday squats + 2, ohp + 2
(I do bench/bis back/tris because I can actually focus on assistance work when the muscles aren't already wrecked from the compounds)
I could ride that routine out for years, lifts going up consistently the entire time, with 250mg cruise dose
I'm excited as fuck for my blast routine though, basically the same kind of theme as my old one but doubled like a b c x a b c x and adding an extra assistance exercise so it ends up being 6 different lifts per session
first block is basically the exact same as the old routine, heavy as fuck on everything
second block is for volume, diversifying assistance work, and targeting specific weak points for my bench/squat/dead (deficit or snatch grip deads, floor presses, whatever's the weak link)
>>35615764
Nothing wrong with banging a sloot as long as you don't end up being caught in some type of mess
>light weights and moderate reps
That's what I was planning on doing. Hopefully I haven't done anything serious. I need to go to the doctor for other issues so it was good that this made me actually book an appointment
>>35615948
yolo, is this true? did she really bail?
>>35615605
Looks good. Keep up the good work.
>>35615478
Really nice.
Same size arms as JM.
Competition is onnn onn.
>>35615926
I got the same results ( first 4 results where the pastebin)
Maybe us privileged few that have seen the glory of the pastebin are destined to find it in Google
You still could use the search engine built in to pastebin and find it there. I mean that's the whole point of it
>>35615693
Fu man.
Theyre getting evicted end of the month
>>35615980
Yuuuuuuuuuuup.
Said she can maybe do saterday tho.
Idk.
They have to be out of their house by the end of the month and she says she has to move stuff 2m
Might be tru migt be bs, i know they actually have to be out end of the month tho
>>35615675
I like you alot.
Is /fraud/ into nootropics and shit at all? What would you guys run if you were forced sedentary?
Has anyone taken Ephederine while on test? I am running 250mg a week and have been taken 3 doses of ephederine past couple of days for quick cutt. I have not died yet
Has or does anyone here take Propanalol?
What was your experience with it?
>>35616000
>Theyre getting evicted end of the month
>actually believes the terrible excuse that her parents are forcing a 15y/o pregnant girl into hard labour of moving to the point she can't even have free time
>>35615997
Yes, but I just realized it was in pastebin when I started writing that post. I looked around in other websites that are pretty much the same.
Also I like to search about frauds and conman shit, so google just gives me that kind of results.
>>35616094
When I went to see her last time she was busy with house work (doing laudry) while her mom was being sick in the one other room.
But like I said , I really dunno
Talking to her now atm.
>>35616077
>Propanalol
Don't beta blockers block lipolysis unless used with an agonist? (clen, albuterol, yohimbine, etc)
Lyle McDonald has a whole book about this
>>35616094
Putting things into boxes and watching other people lift them is hard work.
fuck ya'll bitch niggas who doubted me
What peds do gymnast take?
>>35616172
>tfw yolo CAN get into the 15y/o pregnant lonely psycho girl
He made it brehs.
>>35616190
Yeah
And dont forget it
>>35615381
DHTs are where it's at m89
Calm with energy. No estrogenic emotional roller coasters.
http://www.gh15.org/forum/index.php?topic=36023.0
>>35615956
160
And makes sense sounds solid brah, I like 5/3/1 just seemed so easy to me I didn't like progressing so slowly
I'm on Omar the tranny and Greg Nuckols average to savage program, it's pretty good I'm liking it a lot, and I'm actually getting stronger than I was on test lel (other than deads), i plan on getting up to around 5 plate deads with this next cycle hopefully assuming I can straighten my shit out, 4 plate squats, and 3 plate bench
It's p cool though focuses on the big 3, and ohp, and then gives you some accessory work according to where your sticking points are, and than I add a ton of back work on top of that
>>35616066
I'm guessing you're injured/sick. Test-e and mast-e.
>>35616187
Probably winstrol, eq, and epo. Similar to endurance athletes.
Tfw qt staring at my ass while I'm bent over doing rear delt raises
If I did that to her I'd be a creep
>>35616261
JJ any suggestions on something to help with lose skin? I lost 140 lbs and I still look skinny fat big time.
shes coming over 2m from 1 to 9
>>35616029
fuck bro. Fingers crossed for Saturday. I think I want this for you more than you want it for yourself tbqh
>>35616066
I just ordered a small amount of phenibut, l-theanine, and noopept to start out with. About 3 months worth. Ordering more stuff when I get the cash.
>>35616172
fuck yeah, breh. Forget the above remark. You got dis. Get a picture of you gettin' it in for the /fraud/ scrapbook we're gonna make this year.
>>35616300
See >>35616299
>fraud scrapbook
Now with 100% more jailb8
>>35616323
fuaarrkkkk. 8 hours. Can get a lot of shit crammed into 8 hours bro.
>>35616290
GH. Staying hydrated. Laser skin tightening surgery could do a lot if it's not too bad.
And obviously more muscle filling everything out.
>>35616347
Its too long actually.
Kinda wanted to only pick her up at 8, but she has to be home by 9.
Bleh.
Just glad she didnt flake
>>35616370
yeah, be glad for that. Honestly, just try and enjoy it even if it feels like too long. Can always cram a couple of fucks into to kill some time.
>>35616214
Youre forgetting that they make your hair fall out in clumps if youre prone to MPB
>>35616434
Prolly just gona chill on my bed and watch shitty movies and smash.
>>35616190
Don't bully the kid. Kek
Mods unban me, it sucks to type everything from my phone.
I want to be free. Let me freeeeeeee. Iam innocent
>time for injection
>>35616483
>dont bully the kid
Yeah, fu canary
Was gona send you legit hcg preggo piss, but now Im not so sure
>>35616504
Do it for zyzz brah
>>35614870
Not a sarm, it's a ghrelin agonist iirc.
>>35616461
Should be fine with small doses unless your health is fucked.
>>35616601
fml youre right
>Ibutamoren is a non-peptidic, potent, long-acting, orally-active, and selective agonist of the ghrelin receptor and a growth hormone secretagogue, mimicking the growth hormone-stimulating action of the endogenous hormone ghrelin.
>>35616531
Da fook I want that for.
Fugg. My Chinese mailman looks at raw packages from china for a really long time.
>>35616660
Fuck you.
Youre not getting it anymore.
Ima send it to that pepper guy
So i used to weigh 300 pounds like 6 years ago, lost 150 pounds and started lifting with some loose fuckin skin. Been frauding a yearish now and im up to 200 lbs 11% bf. (dexa scanned) but still have loose skin.
Thinking about GH and slin during my next blast to finally fill in this mother fucking skin and leave humanity behind. Should i do it or stick to just AAS?
>>35616684
or me right yolo? Ill drink that shit and livestream it
>>35616466
how old are you btw bro?
just curious. Sounds like a good plan tho
>>35616721
bro thats so sad. I was 320 and still have tons of skin I thought after a while it corrected itself.
JJ just asnwered here>>35616365
>>35616756
He's 32 years old.
That's why everyone is saying an illegal pregger 15 y/o is a bad idea
>>35616827
that dog does not make what you just said cute canR-E. You pretty face and tight butt makes you cute
>>35616745
You the other anon that got the email?
Sure, I'll send you some :3
>>35616756
>how old are you
Guess :p
>>35616827
>32
Nigga pls
I'll be long dead by that time
>>35616837
>You pretty face and tight butt makes you cute
A-are you talking about the grills or me senpai chan
>>35616827
fugg. I thought he was low to mid-twenties.
I mean, as long as he doesn't get caught, I guess he'll be alright. Just don't piss her off.
What's the age requirement for consent there?
asian girl was playing hard to get earlier. Now she wants me to come over tmmro. She bought 200 $ worth of food (chicken, steak) and wants to give me some. OOOOO YEA who said bitches were gains goblins
>>35616854
oh, so you aren't 32?
fugg bruh.
I'm gonna guess 22
just 'cause that's my age.
>>35616281
Anything for joints or muscles?
>>35616864
Lawl nigga, you really think im 32?
Fuck that shit, thats older than jm even.
>consent
16 over here
>>35616885
>22
P close, a lil bit younger :)
>>35616890
Deca and gh for joints
Iirc blaha said eq is even better for joints than deca is
>>35616896
Just make sure there is no way for her to prove you fucked between now and her turning 16.
Don't talk about it over text, etc. Leave no written traces anywhere.
If you piss her off to the point she'll rat you out, they can get you if they have proof of sex pre-16
>>35616906
okay that isn't so bad then.
32 would be a little weird. If you're younger than me, go for it. aha. I would if I could get away with it so yeah.
>>35616924
>dont talk about it over text
,,,
That ship has sailed family.
All the pix she sends me are through whatsapp as well, so yeah
>>35616957
I'm pretty sure whatsapp is Facebook or Microsoft owned now so might wanna be careful with that. Idk about Microsoft but Facebook literally streams all data from their servers to an FBI server simultaneously lol
>>35616957
>that ship has sailed
What are the odds you upset her and there are repercussions?
>>35616986
>South Africa
>caring about the FBI catching you
I think he is safe from that threat
>>35616986
Fb owns whatsapp yeah
>>35616995
Well, the nigga that made her pregz is still fine.
Honestly not too worried, he is like 21 iirc.
Shes pissed af at him atm, and didnt do anything legally
Not like I plan on deliberatly being a dick anyway, gona try and fwb her
Guys seriosly
how come this brazilian famlet is so desperate to have sex with me?
she was walking around in public video skyping with me and she said she wants to see me tomorrow for sex
shameless woman, amazing in the bed, takes it up the ass, raw no pulling out
but what's her agenda?
>>35617014
Just imagine like 2 fbi officers sitting in washington.
They get a call
>yolo fuckt the pregnant 15yo!
>START THE VAN, WE GOT A LONG DRIVE AHEAD BOYS!
>>35617029
>angle
Psycological issues.
>>35617021
How close to legal is she?
Don't get caught up on any baby mess (I'm pretty sure that you know that)
>>35617056
>how close to legal
Ummm
Like 3months iirc
I go to bed and yolo starts fucking pregnant 15yo's?
What is this madness?
>realized this morning I've been taking my accutane wrong
>doc said once daily (20mg)
>he wrote one threes times daily on prescription (60mg)
>I'll take 60 thanks. Kill acne faster
>>35617052
angle? what does that mean bre
i really almost burst out laughing when i was fucking her butthole and massaging her clitoris the same time, because she said
>hmmmm ja prima
sorry it's so funny in dutch it doesnt sound as funny in english
>>35617095
>australian man dies due to blood loss from chapped lips
>>35617095
>people think doctors are smart
Is that how it works though? Are you sure you aren't just fucking up your joints and shit?
Because I want you guys to keep using tren.
Thoughts?
>>35616281
Is winstrol good for endurance? I imagine something that fucks with your joints like winny does would be bad for a sport like gymnastics that puts lots of pressure on joints in funny ways
>>35617106
I meant "agenda" not angle, soz
>>35617095
Yeah m8
Even emailed some pix out.
U mad?
>>35617109
I have Chapstick to fix that!
It's called happy lips and it tastes like strawberry Chubba chubs
>>35617123
>Are you sure you aren't just fucking up your joints and shit?
no. I'm actually scared how much it's going to dry me up
However it makes more sense to what the doc was saying about having to stop working out completely
So I'm gonna do it anyway and see how I go
I'd rather no acne than not being able to lift for a month
>>35617138
I- I missed out on pix?
Yeah I'm mad now bruh
>>35617014
lol there's actually an international unit of the FBI that cooperates with other international agencies for situations such as kidnapping, terrorists, or child predators, etc.
>>35617041
lmao lookout yolo. FBI Party Van inbound
nah if baby daddy is fine, you should be fine.
>>35617095
I literally just noticed this morning my little brother has a prescription for the shit. Literally gonna start jacking his pills.
>>35617163
email?
this would be an ideal job for me in 2 yrs if i can complete my post graduate progam
http://www.stepstone.be/jobs--Manager-Logistics-Delivery-Operations-ELC-GIP-Zaventem-Pfizer-International--1398393-inline.html
i cant fucking wait for boss lyf
>>35617125
V2
>>35617174
Just my trip without any caps at gmail
Y-You don't know my email? And we were gonna be dnp buddies during winter bby :^(
>marc "i dont take steroids" gynoliner
>>35617183
You're so annoying. You make fraud unreadable for us lurkers. Please go. You bald faggot.
>>35617213
Ygm
>tfw some dumbass ran into my parked car on the side of the road
>totaled it
>secretly wasn't able to run already anyways due to shitty water pump and other issues and was literally about to scrap it and cancel insurance days before
>not telling them it was already fucked up
>was only going to get a few hundred$ for scrapping it
>got 2000$ From insurance claim
>a god really does exist and this is a sign he wants me to run a Tren cycle
>>35617240
bald faggot?
don't you mean "rich bald faggot?"
>>35617277
No just ugly shit skin whore fucking bald faggot
>>35617193
Best sleep supps are melatonin+l-theanine may want to add those
I would know I wasted a shit ton of money on supps when I was a noob :-)
Also examine.com backs them
>>35616659
It' preddy good though, gets you hungry, anamorelin will be better when it hits the grey market.
>>35617261
Nothing
You did it manletgains(at)gmail?
>>35617270
Nice!
>>35617125
>Tren beyond 400mg...
Personally I felt 500 was the sweet spot. I got good growth no estro/prolactin sides. Beyond 500 I felt the only benefit was fat loss.
Overall I think my experiences very much fall in line with mostly everything in the write up.
>>35617335
Check now?
>>35617380
Nothing........ Oh god
The fbi have already hacked your emails and are blocking you!
What's your email?
Wanna see if I can get one to you
Might be my account playing up
Help me with my oral cycle. No, I will not use injectables I don't care of that makes me a pussy. My plan right now is 50mg Anavar daily for 6 weeks, alongside 20mg Nolvadex daily, followed by a PCT of 50mg Clomid for the first week, followed by 25mg Clomid for the next 3 weeks. Is this good? Just looking to do my first cycle and put on some quality mass.
>>35617351
I'm finding 400 to be good
Not many sides and it makes me feel great
Plus dat fat loss and vascularity
>Dreamt about ex for the first time in years
>Had a dream she texted me and wanted to meet up
>Wake up immediately check phone
>No text
F-fuck you. Why are chinese chemicals fucking with my dreams?
got a vial of what's apparently sustanon instead of test-e like I was expecting
doing some research now, but what is /fraud/'s take on this? not sure if I should upset, considering i'm about 9 weeks into a cycle of test-e
i know test is test, but having different esters causing different blood levels seems kind of strange if i'm already on cycle and not just trying to kickstart it.
at least I'll probably get a lil boost in overall test levels these next few weeks from the new sust and test-3 from weeks ago kicking in simultaneously
Tren has made me so conservative it's not even funny. I can't entertain any liberal ideas without my inner voice screaming "WEAK EFFEMINATE LOSER."
>>35617420
Im on my phone.
Had trouble emailing othet ppl to.
Send a mail to j2398128 at trbvm.com quickly, so I can just hit reply
>>35617351
>Beyond 500 I felt the only benefit was fat loss.
Didn't you say the greatest amount of gains you made ever was on that 1g tren blast
can someone email me a good source online? I don't know what the fuck is legit and what isn't. [email protected] Its a throwaway email so.....
>>35617444
>replying because of the best trips ever
Do you want to make gains or just waste money? What is your goal here?
>>35617456
check again manlet
>>35617473
Complain to source and get an extra free (or discount) test e
>>35617506
I want to gain like 15 pounds of muscle.
>>35617484
Sent to you
>>35617511
Email is way quicker than this board lel
Only just saw this
>>35617483
Good
The alt right is the glory
Conservative is the new punk
>>35617540
With oral only and only doing 6 weeks on you won't gain even close to that
>>35617503
I sent your email to a source.
Woof my snapchat is blowin up with ladies askin about my snaps from last night. Ty based #pumps
>>35617561
>>35617506
With 50mg anavar for 6 weeks, after PCT you'd actually probably be smaller than when you started.
>>35617564
thx bby
>>35617547
lmao right?
>>35617564
good guy yolo
I don't hook people up with sources. I'll middle man for you if you're that lazy to find your own, but I'm not giving away my hookups lol
>>35617569
tf did I miss lol
>>35617569
I don't want to be that told you so cunt kinda guy, but remember way back when you got rustled at me cause I said you and that chink looking girl aren't gonna work out? :3
>>35617574
Would i be liek nice and lean though?
>>35617579
He hasnt opened my msg yet.
He'll probs get it tomorrow. Dont dump the email just yet
>tfw fell for the squat/deadlift meme
>tfw upper body is under developed in comparison
I'm feeling like taking roids to get my upper body to where it should be but how often should I squat/deadlift to keep the strength but lose some mass? Once a week?
Also I am very awarre that roids will only get results based on diet so to get shredded you need to cut but is it possible to say take var/test for 12 weeks to cut and gain or at least keep muscle then take just test for 10 weeks to gain some upperbody mass with a moderate caloric surplus?
Aiming for pic related from T-rex modea
>>35615041
That's what LSD will do to you man
>All that DNP and those lifting tights for nothing
>>35617603
Smaller in the sense of lost muscle, not fat.
>>35617590
Lol, source is another tripfriend.
Thanks for forwarding to manlet btw, mobile email is soo broken
>>35617617
Pic of you please bby
>>35617495
I said 1g was the greatest blast I ever did.
The biggest benefit was fat loss strength and lean gains. Mentally it was fantastic. I never felt more alpha and my libido skyrocketed. The look was pretty sick too.
In terms of actual muscle gained. I wouldn't really say it was too different from 500.
1g was like the gains from 500 with a freakier look and awesome feels.
I really can't emphasize enough how euphoric the feels at 1g were.
>>35617617
Let it be known that one day soon I will look like this.
Don't know bout legs but my upper body's insertions and his are very similar.
It will happen.
>>35617592
I'm confused. Are referring to the actual chink I'm fucking or my ex you thought looked Asian lmao
But either way you're right it's great
>>35617558
>The alt right is the glory
>>35617638
I was talking about your ex. I said that I believed you when she was a great person etc, but there's no such thing as a "total package" and that it won't end well.
You got mad at me and said I was projecting. Meany.
>>35617625
yeah, idk what's up with it. I have Countermail setup through K9 mail and APG on my android for encrypted or unencrypted emails on the go. Handle everything through that email. Gonna switch over to protonmail once I get my invite tho.
I still don't give out my sources. A lot of local guys order through me. They tell me what they want. They pay me upfront or wire me the money plus my percentage for hooking them up, and I place their orders, pay, etc.
Becoming an actual source is my next step. Tryna get more clients too, but I don't know too many juicers out where I am. I have to wait on these guys every 2-3 months
>>35617627
Coolio, if all my stuff is legit, this makes my decision between 800 tren 400 mast or 1200 tren easier.
Lost my milf, go a chick tomorrow night for a shitty date....might make out with her if I'm lucky. Got a chick to fuck Saturday though. Also the milf has my snapchat so I'm going to make her realise she fucked up big time
>>35617692
>1200mg tren
Don't you dare go within 5 miles of a sauna Canary, if both my gay idols die im fucked
>>35617695
make 'em regret it broseph
>>35617692
>1200 tren
>>35617711
My sides
>>35617692
how much test are you looking to run?
Also... Tren E or Ace?
Just curious 'cause this actually sounds really appealing
>>35617695
you'll make out with her. just make the move. i haven't been on this board that long, but still know TAKE YOUR AI CHEEKY
>>35617519
normally I would, but source is actually a gym bro helping a bro out. don't want to be a dick when he's been very helpful and reliable so far.
bumping for knowledge - what can I expect switching from test-e to sustanon (same dose 500/wk) mid cycle?
>>35617637
He looks fucking amazing, I know roids aren't a magic wand to make me automatically look like that guy but wondering how long it would take from average fitizen tier
>>35617711
Lol. My island is a sauna breh
>>35617743
250 pharma cyp
Tren E
Would take turns between Sdrol 2-3 weeks and Dbol 6 weeks.
Run till mentally broken.
>>35617759
When it comes to extremes like those it's 100% dependent on genetics bro.
It's easier to give normal guesstimates, but we can agree that he's top percentile.
If you genetics allow it but aren't some stupidly godlike outlier, couple of years.
>>35617755
Just tell him he gave you the wrong stuff and ask to swap for test e?
>>35617444
Don't do oral only roids/PH. I'm telling you this because I've been there and done that, it's not worth it.
Is there a reason you don't want to use injectables?
The only oral worth doing oral only is LGD-4033, possibly RAD140. But it is pretty good for gains, but from experience doesn't prevent fat gain on bulking, at least not all of it.
You wont put on 15 lbs of lean mass from it though. Not unless you want to take 5mg per kg of bodyweight per day of it not just 5 or 10mg in total.
>>35617755
#teamnoaicheckingin
>>35617762
shit dude, I'm honestly considering this hahaha. It'd be cheaper than the mast/deca/test cyp/halo cycle I was planning
250-500 cyp
1200 tren
alternate between halo and sdrol or halo and dbol
get swoley moley or die of liver failure/murder someone due to tren/halo rage
hatefuck the shit out of bitches
>>35614981
Ever checked for pituitary tumor (prolactinoma)?
mum is trying to loose weight, shes struggling a bit and keeps asking me for help
feel bad running dnp, t3 & tren and dropping weight like crazy while shes spinning wheels
any reason not to put her on a low dose of dnp (say 125mg?) to help her out a little? shes not planning to have any more kids
Just wondering at what age did most of you guys hop on gear and why did you do it?
>about to start my first cycle at 19
>doing it for strongman comp
>>35617876
>20
>shits and gigs 2bh
>>35617873
Talk to her about it make her fully aware of everything about it. Tell her it's a low dose and she will be fine ect.
Don't just dose her without her knowing
>>35617873
Fuck with your own health but not yours mum breh. Jeez. Get her to write a food diary, she's probably gorging on shit behind your back the fatty lol
>>35617876
Oh and what was your first cycle
>I'm just running 500mg of test a week
>>35617873
Just put her on a proper diet w/ cardio this isn't rocket appliance
>>35617781
Yeah would have guessed another 3 years or so even with balkan chemicals. Gotta put that work in and gonna run that cycle to at least try to be happy with my body this summer.
>>35617873
just give her a normal dose for three weeks.
200mg powder/day or 250mg crystal a day, and ensure that she doesn't do anything fucking retarded. Last thing you wanna do is kill your mom.
Unless you're Stewie.
>>35617876
Confidence and bitches.
Plus them feels. Fuck, I love the feeling I get on gear, even just cruise doses. Tells me I have low T naturally because I feel a lot better on any amount of test.
I started with 500mg test e and 40mg dbol. Gained 30+lbs in three months. Fuckin love that shit. Fucking love roids.
>>35617919
You don't need rocket appliances to get your grade 10
>>35617919
>appliance
>>35617935
>tfw you erased fuckin love that shit and it posted anyway
