>that guy who doesn't shower at the gym
I don't make a sweat in the gym
3 minutes rest between sets
Some people shower at home. Amazing concept I know.
I go straight home and shower there.
>that old dude staring at you waiting for you to look at his direction so he can start a fucking 30 minute monologue about his life and health issues
>that old dude staring at you waiting for you to look at his direction so he can start a fucking 30 minute monologue about his DONG
>>35600001
I go to the gym to fix my self-esteem issues, not make them worse
>that guy that secretly glances at the other guys penises while showering
oh wait that's me :3
>>35600014
I bet you're tiny as fuck though
>>35600101
Probably goes under health issues
>that guy who goes to class after the gym without showering
this guy is me
>35600001
>that guy who gets all sad and mopey when his favorite beefy guy leaves without showering, so he never gets to see what kind of vein gains hes got on his weiner
>>35600122
>be lmao2 inches completely flacid
>but erect i rock a nice 6.5 inches
life as a grower not a show-er is rough
>>35600169
Kek, I go to work right after le gym without showing
>>35600194
Just make sure you have an erection at all times bro
>that guy who reracks the equipment after use
>>35600194
Iktf bro. It makes it all the more fun to watch it grow when it's becoming erect though. Showers don't have that privilege.
>>35600123
Not that guy.
I am 5'7" and sweat a lot when lifting
>>35600194
Get a grill to put your whole penis in her mouth while it's soft and see how long she can hold it as you slowly become erect...
>>35600001
Looking at gyms.
Hamplanet Fatness seem to be a joke.
What am I looking for in a good gym?
>>35600317
>mfw at first I read that as Get a grill to put her whole penis in your mouth
>>35600194
>Mine is like that but starts out less than an inch.
Compact storage models ftw.
>>35600194
I'm the only white guy in an all Vietnamese traditional gym (I live in Vietnam). I see lots of 1, 2, and 3 inch penises... Usually with a big bush. I weed whack that shit and I get stared at a lot. Oh well.
>>35600325
>Reply
I've paid for a lot of different gyms and PF actually beats out NYSC, Crunch, and Equinox in my opinion because it's really all the same shit for 10% of price.
>>35600409
Oh okay I just thought the pizza thing was ridiculous as well as the alarm thing.
>>35600423
>pizza thing
Oh no, there's some bullshit (Free bagels on wednesday? are you sabotaging people) but if you just show up, use the equipment, and leave there's no better deal.
>>35600459
Okay then I'll just ignore that stuff and use the equipment. I'll give it a second shot.
>>35600423
Oh and weirdly enough the PF I go to is actually the most Lifty gym I've ever been to, that alarm thing seems to vary gym to gym.
Basically just workout, don't go for culture or whatever. For that stuff Equinox was my fav, but it's like $200 a month vs $20, and besides classes I never went to and loaner gym clothes I really can't tell the difference mostly.
>>35600491
>classes
>>35600001
But why anon?
I walk home, and then shower.
>>35600317
Tfw want to do this but gf takes forever to start when I ask so I've been hard for two minutes
>>35600001
Some people don't want to use those facilities at the gym. If they're just going home afterwards anyway then why not shower at home. You avoid the weirdos and fungus and all the other negatives of using public washing facilities.
brehs, what is your shower routine at the gym after workout?
and how long does it take?
>>35600761
>brehs, what is your shower routine at the gym after workout?
n-no homo
I piss when i shower
>>35600792
Most normal people do.
>>35600761
I set a timer, my whole routine took me 20mins. Also, as a warning, I got a strange rash all over my body after a month of showering at the gym, which went away when I started showering at home.
Some shower tips from a fellow anon!
>use moisturizing body wash so your skin doesn't dry out like crazy
>Shampooing everyday is actually bad for your hair, you can only shampoo once a week. However, conditioning your hair everyday is a good way to keep it smelling nice and soft.
My big question for other anons, what do you do with your wet towel? Carry it around all day?
>>35600891
>>My big question for other anons, what do you do with your wet towel? Carry it around all day?
This is what they want you to do!
>tfw fat hairy and with a tiny dick
>>35600001
But I'm afraid I'll pop a boner
>>35600122
Kek
Im too pretty fuck that
>>35600986
All 4u damien
>>35600001
That guy using clips on an incline machine
>that guy who opens the shower door on you when it's obvious you're in there
>>35600986
Tfw you can fix two of these with basic healthy living and body maintenance
Plus losing weight will probably bump your dick up from tiny to small
>>35600698
Just take control of the encounter, you little bitch.
>>35601319
That's me. I'm actually do that so I can get a quick glimpse of dudes and masturbate to the thought of them afterwards.
>>35600782
>>35600986
This is so cute.
>work at big corp
>massive, modern office building in business district
>locker room and showers for the retards who cycle to work
>I shower there after my workout
The place is always impeccably clean, private boxes, heating etc. Feels good being a wage cuck. Best of all I literally look better than all the varicose-legged auschwitz envirobicycle faggots who use the place so it boosts my shallow ego too.
My gym's room on the other hand is disgusting.
>>35600172
>>35600194
AW LAWD I KNOW THIS FEEL
>>35603147
See, what I've done is just master the art of the chub. A downward facing quarter boner looks like a big flacid dick, simply train yourself to get kinda hard quick and you can make a more honest display.
>>35600317
Done this once.
Great keks
>the guy that sweats in the gym
>the guy who takes time between sets
>>35600001
will i get made fun of at the gym if im a 5'8 auschwitz spooky skeleton with shit posture?
>Working out with gymbro
>Chest/Triceps day, making all kinds of gains
>Suddenly, THAT guy walks in
>Longpants, Hoodie, Earbuds
>EARBUDS in a gym that already plays music
>Doesnt even change, "gymwear" already on
>Walks straight to the squatrack
>Starts squatting with just the bar (wat)
>Loads a few small plates on
>Does 5 struggling reps
>Sits down, face already red as a tomato
>Sits on his fucking ass for over 2 mins before doing 5 more
>Considers his "set" done, deloads the bar
>Uses the SAME FUCKING BAR to do OHP
>Without clips
>PT at the gym runs over and shows him where the clips are
>Mumbles something about not needing them and reluctantly puts them on
>Gymbro mouths "what the fuck" and just stares
>Mr earbud does the same 5 forced reps
>Panting from less reps than I do as warmup, he deloads the bar again
>Drops it to the floor
>Starts doing deadlifts with THE SAME FUCKING BAR
>Entiregymstaring.jpg
>Hoodieboy does 5 painfully struggling reps and then just gives up
>Deloads the bar
>Walks straight out of the gym
>Doesnt even SHOWER OR CHANGE CLOTHES
>Me and friend are practically in tears
>Mfw his "workout" took less time than our tricepsets
>Mfw this fucktard returns two days later IN THE SAME CLOTHES
Saw him getting weighed at the gym once, he even gained weight lmao
>>35600986
>tfw 300 lbs, 4 inch dick
>Cut and cardio for a year
>Start lifting
>tfw 230 lbs, 5.5 inch dick
