/fit/ I banged a landwhale and it's all YOUR fault
>at club
>drunk
>fatty approaches me
>instantly think about /fit/ memes
>think that if I bang her I'll be a high test alpha male
>start flirting
>end up at her house
>she tries to ride me
>she is fucking heavy
>see rolls and rolls of fat
>boner died
>pretend I had an orgasm
>turn 360 degrees and walk away
Fuck you /fit/
Why did you spin under her?
>at club
D E G E N E R A T E
>>35586794
There's a difference between high-test and landwhale.
You fucked up.
YOU DID THIS TO YOURSELF.
>mfw iktf
>>35586794
sue me
>>35586794
>turn 360 degrees and walk away
so you did walk in her direction?
>>35586810
latsbrah pls go and stay go
> being on your own away from your computer
> thinking you have to fuck a land whale to impress internet strangers that would never know one way or the other
>>35586794
>pic related
>tillerino
>>>/v/
>>35586794
>>think that if I bang her I'll be a high test alpha male
kek
>>35586827
newfag spotted
>>35586827
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>>35586794
The only sex /fit/ encourages is with other dudes and anime waifus
>>35586827
I really want leddit to leave this sub.
>>35586827
>>35586827
c'mon lad this is like the oldest saying
Don't feel bad OP. I banged a trap because i fell for it. I would bang a fatty too honestly. Lmfao at her being HEAVY.
>>35587303
>having sex with your waifu
ABSOLUTELY HARAM
I fucked a fatty once as well, she was my ex-grills bestfriend so how could i turn it down
>mfw fingering her ass
>mfw waking up next morning and seeing her at my side
>mfw silently getting dressed and leaving room
>mfw she sends me message about ''lets not tell anyone''
>mfw
>>35587488
>fingering her ass
Were you 15 at the time? Stick your dick in there.
