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No fat people hate thread?
Let's get one started.
>>35578167
> tags: trigger warning
:')
>>35578167
Hahahahahha
BTFO by god damn dogs
>In the gym today
>Chunky young guy comes in
>Puts iPad on cross trainer
>Starts doing his workout
>Look over at his iPad, hes watching MLP
>Has this maniac grin on his face the whole fucking time
I dunno if I should be mirin young chubby for his efforts, since it looked like he was putting in a good session, or disturbed that he was watching MLP in the gym.
>OPs pic
This bitch is retarded for many reasons, but the one that struck me was:
>person tells her that the dogs don't like fatties because they don't run fast enough and keep up, and have to quit early
>retard says that the person insinuated that fatties can't run around and enjoy physical activity
No the fuck they didn't; you even just SAID what they told you, and you still make shit up. Jesus Christ, that was: "Muh Feels: The Post".
Yes, I'm a little mad.
>>35578167
Remember that real men like meat.
Shutting this down.
The extreme negativity, misogyny, hate, and pure idiocy a lot of you "men" post here daily truly makes me cringe. The insane amount of comments degrading women also has to stop.
Just a warning: I'll begin calling out those comments when I see them. So knock it off.
Pic related, don't try me.
>>35578346
>she's got so much arm fat that she can have a tattoo of a head that is essentially life sized
>>35578389
manlet
>>35578389
8/10 backpussy
Would bang
>>35578167
fucking based border collies
>>35578389
Take your copypasta somewhere else
>>35578346
The sooner this fucking sow dies of her organs being choked under all her fat, the better.
All she does is photoshop her sagging ass and neck wattle to encourage women into becoming malnourished under the lie that "obesity can be beautiful too! XX"
She's as bad as pro-ana.
>>35578346
>>35578346
Such a beautiful face wasted on that body.
>>35578523
OH GOD IT WAS JUST THE MAKE UP
>>35578508
disgusting AND a liar. oh boy.
>>35578523
This really puts into perspective how large she really is.
She is wide enough to get stuck between the sides of a treadmill.
I have only ever seen one person this large in the flesh, and not surprisingly she's a huge (kek) fan of Tess Holiday.
>>35578523
Why is she on a treadmill if #obesityishealthytbhfam?
>>35578167
LOL, even ANIMALS know you're basically on the brink of death by being fat.
>>35578188
>322 lbs Mexican piece of shit crushed a 5 month old donkey under his bulbous ass
This shit infuriates me. Just like that story about the landwhale that gave her Shetland pony a back fracture by making it do show jumps.
If you wanna be fat and ruin your own fucking body/life, whatever dude be my guest. But if you're going to crush innocent animals because you couldn't be bothered to fucking think then you deserve the death penalty.
>>35578389
Do you always strip and flex in front of urinals?
>>35578602
>teenage girl
She looks late 30s...
>>35578570
Tess Holiday workout routine:
>15 minutes high intensity stand on a treadmill sobbing
>0.1% rom crunches with "eeeeeeeeuuuuugh, I can't do it! it's too haaaarrrrd"s, 10x4
>5 minutes of swinging a skipping rope over head then stepping over it.
>1kg bicep curls 10x3
>pout and pose with fist against boxing bag for instagram, hashtag greatworkout
>post workout cake.
>>35578571
>>35578598
Damn son, brutal, more of those.
>>35578603
>>35578603
He is Spainish. From Spain faggot. Spain is in Europe, Mexico in North America. Learn geography faggot.
>>35578654
Yeah that one. I can't fucking take it hombre. I feel so bad for those animals.
Shit they just wanted to live and chill out. They didn't want to hurt anyone.
>>35578523
Look at the profile pic vs real life. Women are untrustable pieces of shit.
#tredmilsareevilburritosarebetter
My burritos are healthy and made with shredded chicken, something tells me hers are the size of my head and have a min 1000cal each
>>35578660
>Implying there is a difference
They are all spics, anon.
>>35578642
>complain about patriarchy rows 1x10
>make a repetitive useless song flys 5x3
>think about her momma press 4x4
>bodyweight squats (4 rolls/ 4 plate) 1x3
>>35578167
>>35578531
What did you expect anon?
>>35578669
>blaming others for taking pictures in which they look good
Huh?
So you always take an average or bad photo for your profiles?
>>35578603
220 doesnt seem too high for infantry with full gear
>>35578571
that's hardcore
>>35578551
I mean she's fat and gross as all hell, but she's leaning to one side in the photo, anon.
>>35578716
man those are some well formulated words
>>35578508
Has anyone noticed how you never actually see her stomach? Shes allways wearing corsets or girdles or some shit, not even shes comfortable in her body
>>35578346
It's funny just how obviously shopped her ass is in this one.
>>35578818
why would you think any fat fucks are comfortable in their bodies?
Why do you think the whole fat acceptance started?
Anybody got those photos of fat people fotoshopped thin ?
>>35578625
superior britbong genetics + blood type" type a margarine"
>>35578266
M-maybe it keeps him motivated?
Maybe he is lifting heavier because he thinks if he could only be stronger he could have the horsegirl of his dreams?
>>35578669
>>35578729
There's a difference between choosing one of your better pictures, or angling & shooping so much you're no longer recognizable.
A few threads ago there was a picture where one of the tumblr fatties came up with a new name for themselves and it was pretty clever, anyone remember what it was? It got a few replies like 'imma use that from now on'
>>35578716
>was in that thread
shit was cash desu senpai
>>35578879
>>35578553
I must admit, I don't get this joke
>>35578877
Could be. Never doubt the power of waifus.
>>35578896
The joke is that she's so fat, that if he was to say it to her back, he'd literally have to drive there (and even then, he'd run out of fuel because it would be such a distance).
>>35578729
>female detected
please leave
>>35578896
>>35578911
>>35578911
thanks mate
>>35578883
>shit was cash
Back to r/greentext my friend
>>35578920
tfw married with children box set coming in mail hopefully today.
>>35578896
--- the - joke ---
/ \
/ your head \
/ \
/ oooooooo \
/ ooooooooooooo \
- oooo fat o grill oooo ->
>>35578966
>:(
>>35578894
>Door knocker nose rings
every time
>>35578950
Nice. I have it all torrented, but I'll have to buy the physical copies one day when I've got the money.
There's no way they'd be able to get the show greenlit in Hollywood today.
Nothing says accepting your body like desperately trying to mould it into something it isn't.
>>35578936
kek nice try faggot
>not know greentext
hur durr
I wish I had the update of this girl somehwere, she made it.
>>35578167
>>35579176
>her profile about the wi-fi vs bluetooth thing
wew, she sure sounds like she likes men and doesn't have even a hint of daddy issues, all right!
>>35579176
>21yo
>looks 30+
How horrifying
>>35579035
fucking hell.
is she trying to achieve pic related by wearing that thing or is the point to push all her weight down so she won't be able to fall over like one of those inflatable clowns?
>>35578389
Jesus Christ you greasy fuck, do you ever wash your back? That acne is fucking disgusting, your back looks like oily, pasty bubble wrap.
>>35578736
It isn't.
But at that point he'd just be mist, so he wouldn't be too upset.
>>35579176
>love Lee Evans
As if there wasn't enough in the negative column already
>>35578642
fugg
>>35578188
What a fucking idiot, he must know he is a fat piece of shit would it not occur to him that maybe he shouldn't sit on a fucking donkey?
>>35578736
For WW2, that was probably fine. Not a whole lot of fatties or /fit/izens in the military.
>>35579702
I shower every other day
Just look at those fat fucks. Fatties should be forbidden to receive welfare.
>>35579791
In what, French fry oil? How about you try showering every day with hot water and start using clearasil, you filth monger.
>>35579035
Did she die?
Fat hate? what kind of a jerkoff stops a person from playing with their dog by saying they are too fat? That is honestly the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard.
>>35580006
Tfw use Clearasil and take 2 showers a day, change sheets every week and still have backne out the ass
>>35580047
They basically just told em to stop wasting their time trying.
Do you believe Trump when he says he'll get rid of the fat chicks?
>>35580066
Its a fucking Dog, they don't judge people based on how fat they are, they just want someone to pay attention to them. Telling someone not to play with a dog because they think you are too fat, when they themselves are too out of shape to continue to play with their own dog is just plain unreasonable and mean. God damn, are there any adults in this fucking thread?
>>35578346
>>35578167
>I'm fairly healthy
>But I'm also fat
God this shit annoys me. If you're fat, then you're not healthy. "Walking around town" isn't exercise, and it doesn't matter how healthy you eat if you stuff your fat fucking face so much you run a calorie excess.
Also:
>"plus size"
Every time.
>>35580117
Did you not read what was in the pic? The dogs in question evidently had a history of not wanting to play with fat people. She never said that the owner said anything about "ALL dogs don't want to play with fat people because... etc."
The owner is definitely tactless and sort of dickish, but calm your feels down for a moment.
>>35579968
>"We deserve more."
>WE DESERVE MORE
>WE
>DESERVE
Holy shit, niggers. You're literally living because taxpayers support you. Even if I believed (and I sure as fuck do not) that it was all hereditary, what fucking balls on them to actually say "We DESERVE more."
>>35579968
The thing that always gets me most about this one is that none of them look like they're actually "too fat to work". Yeah they're all pretty obese, but there are people fatter than any of them who work in my office don't seem to have any trouble.
>>35580053
Try cutting dairy, using coconut oil and cocoa butter lotion. I've been using the oil and lotion, and aside from fading my stretchmarks, it's helped get cut my acne too
>>35578879
>>35578894
I hate those kind of Pictures. I think they are not fair to the one who is interested/looking/whatever. I mean I have a belly,and I do not hide it. I am working on it and when a lady wants a picture then she will recieve one where she sees it.
>>35578346
Even her tattoo looks disgusted
Also: are we really supposed to believe that her ass is actually that plump and smooth? Come on m7
>>35578346
Fun fact: that arm tatt is actually a back-tatt for any healthy person
>>35580053
2 showers a day can be really bad for your skin actually, especially if you shower in very hot water. Definitely don't use any type of soap or cleanser or scrub your skin twice a day in the shower. If you insist on 2 showers, use colder water, take shorter showers, and don't wash your body more than once max.
>>35580117
The owner didn't make the judgement, the dog did. The dog had no interest in playing with her because fat people it had played with in the past couldn't keep up. Are you going to accuse the dog of fatshaming and judging people based on their weight? I agree owner was maybe a bit insensitive, but it's not like they trained the dog to hate fatties.
>>35578879
Christ, she's hiding 3 chins. Clearly you aren't actually happy about yourself if you've got to be that dishonest with your pictures.
>>35579968
Blackburn in an image
>>35579176
>Ethnicity
>Cancer
>>35579968
> I'm a student and i don't have time to exercise.
I study, work part time and exercise. It's hard sometimes but doable.
>>35578167
I hope none of y'all believe this bullshit
>>35580269
Good on you man, but guys don't really do the whole fat angle thing
>>35580618
90% of titp is bullshit but it's not that unbelievable a story. My friend had a dog that HATED black people. Would go nuts every time she saw one. No idea why, he got her as a puppy so it's not like she was abused by a black person or anything. I was surprised she could even tell the difference. I think they must smell different, or something.
>>35580589
It's not even hard. I'll average an hour in the gym everyday with studies and about 24 hours/week part-time including travel.
>>35580053
I know that feel bro
Wasnt the cause for me, but sometimes its an infection or colonisation of some kind of bacteria that causes it. Maybe talk to a doctor about it
>>35578346
>>35578523
What makes me angry is that she'd be attractive if she wasn't such a landwhale.
>>35579176
>so fat your nostrils turn into keyholes
>>35578642
you actually typed that out
>being this autistic
>>35578736
Probably not to be fair, but they were on rations and shit, probably weren't carrying around the weight you see people here post
>>35580835
found the fatty
>>35580835
Got forbid that he types up a short, amusing post on this Singaporean basket weaving website.
>>35578508
How do I get 36 inch arms like that?
>>35580827
eeeew
>>35579968
If the mother supposedly is 24 stone, how the fuck can her buttergolem daughters then claim to weigh 17/18 stone?
They are taller and even fatter, are they too embarrassed to mention their real weight in an article about how they are too fat to work? Christ man.. Nuke them
>>35578678
no. mexicans are half-indians while spanish are half-muslims.
You guys are retarded as fuck.
>>35580827
Why do fatties have the worst eyebrows?
>>35578167
>>35578736
People in 1914-1945 generally wen't anywhere near as fat as today.
Go look at authentic vintage uniforms. Good lick finding anything bigger than an 88cm waist
>>35578389
>reddit admin confirmed
>>35581183
They can't take care of themselves on the most basic level, do you really expect them to take steps towards their vanity?
>>35578167
>>35578418
Border collie are best doge.
Pic related my 15 year old man bear.
Still plays catch til he gets tired.
>>35581323
That's a beautiful dog anon.
>>35580835
A lot funnier than your post, faggot
>Be out on a 10 mile run with my Husky
>On mile 6 on Main St
>2 obeasts go "aww what a cute dog can I pet her?" literally as we're on a fucking run
>Say as we go by, "No we're on a run & no fatties"
>Give me a look of utter disgust like I just raped a child
>Owning a working-class dog
>feelgoodman.jpg
pic related; is my bitch
>>35579167
The people responding to that are fucking astounding. At 9 she outweighed most adult men. I weigh that at 6'2'm
Pudgy kid? Alright whatever you're fine. That kid was faaaaaaaaaaat
Can someone post based Julias for old times sake?
>>35578167
>walking in hallway
>no beanies allowed in school
>fat worker lady taps on a student's back and tells him no hat
>mfw I wanted to tap on her back and tell her no fat
>>35581212
I assumed the extra gear and weapons would add a lot of weight but maybe they didnt carry as much back then either
>>35581458
Thats just you being a cunt
Nice pupper though
>>35581502
XDDDDDDDDD u liek le reddit too?
>>35579167
Children need MORE exercise than adults, it's ridiculous, she needs at least 90 minutes of exercise every day to be healthy! Her parents are doing a good thing and these fatties are being huge assholes.
>>35580109
No I don't.
I do believe this picture makes him look like a child molester though.
>>35580804
She wouldn't.
Look at that mug. 6 / 10. Run of the mill.
>>35579717
>>35579772
>>35580924
>>35581212
>>35578736
>>35578603
Men during WWI and WWII were a little smaller on average than they are nowadays, but in WWII at least the marching load for American infantryman was around 80-100 lbs, just like nowadays.
Operating pressures for AT mines were made higher to make them easier to safely bury. It didn't have jack shit to do with "preventing them from being set off by infantry or smaller vehicles of lesser importance (what fucking vehicle weights less than 200 pounds???) ."
Antitank mines were laid in their MILLIONS. Preventing one of them from accidentally vaporizing some poor infantry sap wasn't exactly a design priority.
>>35581458
Huskys are amazing dogs
and you are a cunt
>>35580053
I never had it that bad but other anons have posted much success with acutane. Look into it family
>>35580994
5000+ calories from carbs daily.
Don't excercise.
Hate thin people
>>35581529
>>35581608
Did I hurt your feelers with not wanting anything to do with obeasts?
>>35581529
Landwhale detected
>>35581638
No but you could of just ignored them and ran past those beasts as they can only move about 1 mph, ur just giving them more ammo for their retarded tier tumblr rants
>>35581529
>WAHHHH HE DIDN'T STOP WHAT HE WAS DOING FOR ME!!!!
>>35581678
>just giving them more ammo for their retarded tier tumblr rants
And this is a bad thing how?
>>35578346
That is really gross, even with all the angles and filters. She should take a pic of her fupa
>>35581163
lel
>>35581714
It just gets annoying after a while
>THIN PRIVLIDGE SO WHAT IF I DONT WANT TO GET OFF THE COUCH, I STILL GET TO HAVE MY CHOICE OF MEN
It is funny tho I do have to admit
>>35580151
Not making excuses for fat fucks, but walking is good...have you ever?
>>35580292
Good show.
>>35578346
>>35581595
This
>>35581458
cute dog
but retarded story
>>35578603
Dude I weigh 240 with no gear, both meanings. Your picture is just stupid.
>yfw you will never be 6'5" mountain mode
>>35580053
>>35581619
I took accutane in high school, and I can confirm that it's basically a miracle drug. No other treatment worked, but accutane actually gets the job done. You can't drink though or it will actually kill you
>>35578266
Probably actually autistic, not 4chan autistic if he thinks it's fine to watch mlp in public.
>>35581802
>tfw 6' but sometimes wish I was 6'5+ so I could go space marine mode
>>35580827
disgusting
WTF is this shit?
http://m.sephora.com/product/P374801
>>35581529
>>35581800
fatties detected
I would've done the same thing as he did, fuck fatties
>>35581802
While his fucking autistic dragon may be technically more demanding, it's also boring as shit and has literally zero meaning.
I hate people who criticise art even though they are evidently too autistic to get the concept at all.
>>35581962
kek
>>35578418
Aren't they the collies from Babe?
Rex is GOAT
>>35580109
Only if they're mexican or muslim
>>35581962
>http://m.sephora.com/product/P374801
just curious, do you think this would work for a 18% body fat guy?
>>35581962
Dude, the makeup industry is all like this. Dumb shit that won't work but targets your insecurities.
>>35580716
I used to have dog when I was growing up that hated one family friend, thats it, we would visitors all day because my dad had a home workshop and only this one dude triggered the dog, I reckon at least half a dozen pants were ripped
>>35578508
even after fat removal photoshop, she has bigger arms then rich piana in his 8 hour arms video WITH pump on. holy shit and girls tell you that piana is too big.
>>35581967
These threads are warping my mind, I was out riding the other day and yelled at two fatties because they were in my way, if they were thin I would have rung the bell like normal, but seeing the fatties in the way triggered me and I can honestly say it was because they were fat, and at that moment I hated them for it
>>35581802
haven't seen this one
my sides went out from this universe
>>35578894
>having to use a ratchet tie-down to give yourself a waist
Absolutely disgusting.
>>35579035
This is my favorite delusional fat girl pic. She literally thinks she looks hot, and not ridiculous.
>>35582030
yup.
>>35582152
It's one of my favorites
>>35581994
>A dragon hand carved from a tree is less interesting than a crude sculpture of a guy sucking himself off
k
>>35581458
kek
>>35582439
As I said, the technical aspect of creating the thing may be impressive, but beyond that it's boring. It's not really art, it's plain kitsch.
Also, I wasn't comparing it directly to the statue in the pic. I was just pointing out the misconceptions about art the guy seems to have.
>>35578167
>Oh, they won't play with fat people
>>35582439
Dragon is less interesting. The dragon is just an autist meme. Sucky guy evokes deeper thoughts about life and and man's relationship with the world.
>>35582492
The method of creation and aesthetics are an important aspect of art, it doesn't have to have some deeper meaning it's just nice to look at.
>>35581806
Only downside to accutane is that it dries the hell out of your skin. At least it isn't unbearable
>>35582530
Your dragon sucks get over it. What's your next project? Probably a mail clad knight or samurai warrior or something equally stupid. The piss bottles you save in your basement lair would make a more interesting exhibit tbqh
>>35582492
Sure, it's art. But then so is that stupid sculpture.
The problem with modern art is that it has no boundaries, no standards. It's just about....whatever. Also, the art world is more about getting a piece of art for the story it has rather than it's enjoyment. Dumbasses will pay out the ears for a 1.2$ million dollar painting of tones or a color juxtapositions.
Even though you're right about the dragon in the kitschy sense, I have a lot more respect for someone who crafts something that detailed and with that much skill, rather than that lazy looking clay sculpture that's oh-so-obvious with it's dick sucking joke.
>>35582523
>Sucky guy evokes deeper thoughts about life and and man's relationship with the world
If you're not talking out of your ass, or trolling, please tell me what meaning you get from that.
>>35582530
>The method of creation and aesthetics are an important aspect of art
Yes
>it doesn't have to have some deeper meaning it's just nice to look at.
No it doesn't technically, but if it doesn't try to appeal to me, then it's shit art. I've seen technical brilliance so much over the years, that I just couldn't care less about some fucking sculpted dragon. If the achievement of a work of art is mainly patience, then there's not much point to it. There are many patient people on this planet.
>>35582594
>There are many patient people on this planet
We're on 4chan. I'm surprised you had the balls to assert this claim.
>>35581837
At least you can be a power bottom or bigger than a namely l manlet.
>>35581802
the guy just has the wrong job. he wanted to be a craftsman but went to art school.
art school is for retarded hipsters who want to live off gouvernment money for their entire lifes while preaching superiority.
>>35581837
Pretty sure a space marine is closer to 7.5m tall and upwards of 600 lbs
>>35582589
Obviously the artist was making commentary about the disconnectedness of the post modern digital age. An era when people can only make superficial connections with each other and so are forced into perverse and unnatural methods of satisfying their intimate need for love. This sad narcissism is no more evident than on the very forum we are arguing on.
>>35578167
>Anonymous 01/11/16(Mon)21:47:26 No.35582449 â–¶
>>>35582425
I love the lies... they all say the same thing: I eat healthy, I'm active, blah blah blah... but I'm fat.
Every.
Fucking.
Time.
>>35582640
That's all quite interesting and well put, but I honestly think you're looking for meaning that isn't there.
Having gone to art school, and worked in the art world, I can safely say most artists I've encountered will pull the most random mumbo-jumbo out of their asses to try to explain their creations. My guess would be that the original artist just thought "hurrr bruh you know what would be funny? If I made a dude sucking his dick for my final project brah! That'd be le epic!" We are talking about college students - remember.
Then later on, in order to justify what he made, he would tack on some vague socio-political commentary or message which is just general enough that anyone could glean it from his work. Kind of like artistic cold reading.
Bottom line - it's lazy, half assed work, and although your input is appreciated I don't think that is the meaning the artist intended (I also don't think it means anything).
>>35578571
Thanks for curing my foot fetish anon
>>35582492
You sound like a communist
>>35582691
Whereas the dragon is just a fucking dragon. Because the artist thought hurr durr dragons are kewl
>>35578716
Beautiful... I love the line about her being dead by 50. Awesome and true.
>>35578818
No fat person is. Ever. They are all liars when they say that they are happy with themselves.
>>35582758
I'm going to disagree with you there.
It took skill to carve out a dragon, regardless of the meaning. The artist shows how he can expertly manipulate the wood into something.
It took no skill to widdle out some guy sucking himself off.
>>35580053
>Take one shower a day
>Light scrub on back
>Change sheets whenever i feel motivated to
Not.A.Single.Pimple.
>>35582758
Indeed, the dragon is just a dragon. I mentioned before that I agreed with this anon >>35582492 the dragon was kitschy.
However, it doesn't need some esoteric bullshit to represent it. It doesn't need a socio-political message. It doesn't purport to be something it isn't. It's just a dragon. There's a beauty in simplicity.
tbqh though the dragon-maker probably would've been better off in a woodworking class, as although it's technically impressive it's not really evocative of anything.
>>35579167
I weight 180-182 lbs and I'm a 25 year old 5'11" male. 186 lb on a 9 year old girl is way too much.
>>35582691
>I honestly think you're looking for meaning that isn't there.
You shouldn't think about art as some riddle to figure out the artist's intention. Often it is obvious enough to decipher, but really I couldn't be bothered with approaching art like that. Trust your feelings. Look at the piece of art and just see what i makes you feel like. I know it sounds pretentious, but it's the only way to really appreciate art.
Think about how you approach music. Don't some songs appeal to you even though they are based on some stupid simple chord progression? There's just that one line that makes you feel a certain way and it makes the whole song worthwhile? You could of course overthink it and convince yourself that you definitely shouldn't like that song because the chord progression is too simple and anyone who plays the guitar for a few months can play that etc.
Of course that fucking dragon may do the same thing with you. But chances are most people will just see it as what it is: A tasteless, uncreative waste of time.
>>35580151
Hamplanets are under the impression that one can out-exercise a bad diet, yet they don;t even attempt to accomplish that.
They feel that as long as they state that they "exercise/workout", then most casual viewers will assume it's "not her fault"... which has been the end goal all along.
>>35580827
two fags checking out a cross-dresser... big deal...
>>35581323
BC's will play fetch until they die of exhaustion. Mine died a few years ago. Brain tumor. Ate chicken bones (many times), feel off the porch and was hit by my kids bike on a few occasions.
Mutha fucka was always up for a game of fetch. Always.
Art can be a display of creative skill (representing something in another form)
in this case, a well crafted dragon made out of wood
It can be a display of skill WITH deeper subtones (have a easily perceivable message).
A random shit or guy sucking is dick off is not art. It's lazy crap. Anyone who defends it is just a pretentious retard who tries to elevate his ego by using fancy word and pretending to be "more refined" than other.
Exactly like those hamplanet bloggers.
You know who else likes modern "art"? Rich men's trophy wives. They're dumb as fuck, the only way they have of pretending to have a brain is to buy "art" and claim that anyone who disagree with said "art"'s value is simply "not artsy enough".
Fuck off.
>>35581624
Dye hair stupid color and wear hipster glasses for good measure.
>>35582845
>Trust your feelings
Thanks, Obi-Wan
>Look at the piece of art and just see what it makes you feel like. I know it sounds pretentious, but it's the only way to really appreciate art
Oh no worries anon, I don't think it sounds pretentious. Quite the opposite. After all, observing stuff is one way of gleaning meaning from things. When I look at the dragon, I think - "Oh wow, that must've taken some skill to make. Nice woodwork" aaaaand then I move on. There's no deeper meaning for me. When I look at the sculpture sucking it's dick, I just think of some dumb 'arteeest' who wanted to make le art. Definitely no deeper meaning there.
I suppose I could be biased seeing as I detest most of modern art. Thanks for the bants though anon, you're all right.
>>35582589
>>35582554
I heard it made you suicidal. Is it true?
Doctor once told me that someone just happened to commit suicide while taking it, and so a bunch of retards decided to say it makes you suicidal.
>>35582968
Little late to the discussion there, dank memester
>>35582523
>>35582978
>>35578389
Your triceps are shit
>>35582927
>I suppose I could be biased seeing as I detest most of modern art.
That's exactly what I sense.
It kind of reminds me of watching David Lynch movies with a friend of mine. He was constantly asking "Now, wait, what does that mean?" or "Does that really happen or is he only dreaming?" etc. It's bullshit, just watch the goddamn movie. You don't need to understand something in all it's depth first to appreciate it. Sometimes you just need to go in without thinking about who made it, what he thought while doing it and whatnot.
It seems to me like people are almost scared that they might be trolled or something. And I wonder what does it even matter? If I stood in front of a work of art and really liked it and then the artist came in and said to me "You know what, it's complete bullshit, I didn't think for a second while doing that. It has no meaning at all", I wouldn't give a shit. What I saw in the work is still there. It shouldn't matter to you what the original intention was. In fact, if it does it's just evidence that you really don't know what you are looking for in art.
>>35582927
When I see the sculpture of the wiry emaciated man performing self felatio I think the artist was exploring the dichotomy between the mechanistic action depicted and the natural act of sexual congress between man and woman. This is of course brilliant social commentary on modern society. When I see the dragon the only thing I can think of is that the artist has the mind of an six year old boy obsessed with dragons. It is art only in the sense that it is a window into the mind of the autist like the fingerpaintings of tard children.
>>35582038
>"Add this targeted toning gel to your core-sculpting regimen of exercise and a healthy diet to obtain a covetable midriff"
Implying exercise and healthy diet wouldn't do that on it's own?
>>35578666
Checked>>35578246
>>35578716
>We are considered gods,and you´ll be dead by 50.
Straight Fire
>>35581163
Good to know you're just full retard, then? Great meme, buddy. The Jews struck gold coming up with that one. Probably just butthurt from
>muh inquisition
>muh reconquista
>muh new world colonization
fuck off, kike.
>>35578346
>>35578346
>Tess "Took too many" Hollidays
>>35582972
depression is a "possible" side effects but it's very rare and most of the time the depresion is already present before the treatment is started (thanks to self confidence issues due to the acne and shit like that)
Now the dryness is hardcore. In the first month I actually got some fissures in my lips and that shit hurt like hell when trying to eat.
Thankfully this shit works great, my face acne is almost fully cleared and my back acne disappeared completly in the first month
recommend
>>35578167
I gotta lose 30lbs in four months. Calorie reduction and cardio has been going well, still motivated. Keep em coming senpai.
>>35582834
5'11 isn't enough.
Kek.
>>35578716
context? Did he fall for b8 or was there actually a 400 pound FA girl in there?
>>35583561
there was a 402 pound FA girl in there
He's so damn good but he'd be even better if he just lost the weight... This saddens me, especially since he'll die sooner as well.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=FS0n4csFx_8
>>35578614
Fuck you I eat a jar of peanut butter every 2 days and now i can only see 4/6 abs
>>35578389
jesus christ you're deformed
how the fuck does one side not do most of your dips and pups
is your collarbone at a fucking right angle?
and where the fuck is your core?
can you DL 100 lbs?
could you DL my terrier?
all I'd have to do to kill you is throw a hundred dollar bill on the ground and watch you snap at the lumbar
>>35578716
http://www.debriefdaily.com/lifestyle/what-to-do-when-your-friend-fat-shames/
Have fun!
>she's naturally thin
MY.....BRAIN.....
>>35578570
shes only on a treadmill to take a picture to pretend she actually works out regularly. This is all the keep the meme going "bbbut I work out everyday, eat healthy and am still overweight"
>>35578716
Great post but the "we are considered Gods" bit was retarded
>>35581483
4u
https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=v6mMpE8AaA0
>>35583767
>Food is complicated. Food is emotional.
What the heck? You eat food because if you don't eat it you die. How can you form an identity around consuming something that every person has to?
>>35584088
Do you need anymore proof that fatties are fucked up in the head?
Why isn't obesity considered the symptom of a mental illness?
>>35584115
>what are eating disorders
>what is compulsory eating
It already is.
>>35578920
>those are the fatties of yesteryear.
>>35580053
it might be your diet bro
try cutting out one thing for 4 weeks and see if there's an improvement. Cut out: dairy, excessive protein, oily food
also, don't shower with super hot water, just make the water lukewarm so it doesn't distress your skin and hair
I use Proactive+ but I know it's not exactly affordable for everybody
>>35581458
I wish to achieve this level of ballsiness
10/10 story don't let the moralfags get your down senpai
>>35582909
that's the whole mentality of "aesthetic relativism" is. This mentality has been ruining well-disciplined and god-tier artworks from the last decades. Art nowadays is for the rich kids who wishes to "express themselves" through some crude, disgustingly myopic art piece. Art is now about how much you care about your own asshole instead of pic related
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Owi7FOPQaE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GevY7tLRvcY
>>35582611
So I went to art school.
And 90% of the people (women) there had a significant other or family that they could fall back on financially. This was the norm, if you had to work and go to school (me) people wondered what was wrong with you and why you couldn't party over the weekend.
I could bitch indefinitely at how elitist and hypocritical the environment was but suffice to say, Art has never belonged to the peasant class. Fine art is patron based and if you don't have someone paying your way you as you establish yourself, you're chances at making a living are very slim.
>>35578167
>be me
>go to a small college
>share classes with this hamplanet Mexican bitch named Luciana
>Luciana aka "CIANA" is the poster child of a fat, shallow and self-righteous special snowflake
>wears 5lbs of makeup everyday
>chola attitude, always talking shit in Spanish with other bitches, thinking I don't understand what she's saying
>I learned that she wants a degree in Registered Nursing because her dad is dead sick
>go figure, pigs die early
>feels justified to constantly munch on 5-6 bags of chips in ONE CLASS
>after that, she'd walk 5 minutes to the taco place near school to get 2-3 boxes of food to go
>manage to chow it all down in 45 minutes
>on many occasions, she has pulled out more bags of hot Cheetos and a bottle of lime juice during class
>sprinkle lime juice in her bag of hot Cheetos
>stuff her mouth hole with it in our 2-hr-long lecture
>always wants to be the first to answer in class, always speak with chips slapping inside her maw
>presentation in class, she goes up with her hand-drawn, ghetto poster
>she draws herself as a skinny woman and proudly announce that she's a health expert now that she's 40 weeks into her courses
to be cont
>>35584708
>this beast said that health isn't determined on your weight
>said that she's the perfect human specimen
>I'm raging at this point
>goes on to say that her entire family is perfectly healthy while showing a photo of her pig pen on the projector screen
>I asked out loud "DIDN'T YOU SAID THAT YOU'RE GETTING THE NURSING DEGREE TO TAKE CARE OF YOUR SICK DAD?"
>she's all fucking flustered, saying that her family is perfectly healthy
>we don't talk to each other any more
>recently have English class with the ball of lard
>she, as usual, proudly announce her NY resolutions are to be sassier, maintain a 4.0 GPA (doubtful) and to be the same ol' stubborn Cianna
>literally never improve, never change and never listen
>mfw
>>35584272
the second vid
jesus
is that Chris-chan? also transsexuality is a mental disorder
>>35578389
top kek
>>35583078
>When I see the sculpture of the wiry emaciated man performing self felatio I think the artist was exploring the dichotomy between the mechanistic action depicted and the natural act of sexual congress between man and woman. This is of course brilliant social commentary on modern society
And this is the type of modernist mumbo jumbo I fucking hate. Nothing against you, anon. This is just why I can't stomach modern art. Your description just seems like you forced it out of you after much deliberation, not like it intrinsically came to you upon viewing the piece. Great art in my view shouldn't need that much explanation.
>>35583075
>Sometimes you just need to go in without thinking about who made it, what he thought while doing it and whatnot
Agreed. But I'm pretty nitpicky as a person, I like to try to figure those things out. I definitely won't do what your friend did, and keep asking shit while a movie is on. If you ask so many questions, how can you even watch the movie? Can't stand those types of people.
> In fact, if it does it's just evidence that you really don't know what you are looking for in art
No, actually I'd argue quite the opposite. I think that kind of attitude shows you know EXACTLY what you're looking for. The problem with it (and I'm including myself here) is what you covered; sometimes I'm unable to appreciate stuff as-is. The other side of the coin is that since modern art HAS no direction, you can get from any piece whatever meaning you want. It's a personal experience, much more so than art in times past. I argue that's pretty solipsistic.
>>35584810
>And this is the type of modernist mumbo jumbo I fucking hate. Nothing against you, anon. This is just why I can't stomach modern art. Your description just seems like you forced it out of you after much deliberation, not like it intrinsically came to you upon viewing the piece. Great art in my view shouldn't need that much explanation.
Yes, but you are crying over spilt milk. The age of art which you cherish is over, art will always change and attempt to reflect the society of which it is a part. A guy sucking himself off is, oddly, perfectly representative of our society.
>The other side of the coin is that since modern art HAS no direction, you can get from any piece whatever meaning you want. It's a personal experience, much more so than art in times past. I argue that's pretty solipsistic.
I completely agree, but as society becomes more individualistic, art will become more and more personal. It seems you want a societal revolution rather than an artistic one.
