>yfw first time you saw a naked non-lifting female
meh id fuck anything that moves
>>35560783
want to get my gf into lifting because of that. but her doctor says twelve is too young to start.
>>35560783
Hey m8 chubbies need love too.
In all seriousness though, top 5 best fucks I've had were with chubbies
>>35560783
>mfw seeing landwhales try to compensate by trying to be flirty or sexual
Life isn't fair.
>>35562033
>top 5 best fucks I've had were with chubbies
Ok, ill bite
The only advantage i could give chubbies over attrative girls is that it SHOULD be easier to fuck them but they are actually harder to fuck than attractive girls
they think they are hot shit and deserve the best, doesnt compute
>>35560783
If you have that reaction and they weren't hambeasts you might be gay anon.
>>35561522
See, that's the spirit!
>>35562015
Just ask your gfs son to encourage her to lift at home
>>35560783
cmon mate you know chubs are like scooters
they're fun to ride until a friend sees you
>>35562260
> I'm so insecure about my masculinity that I feel coerced into fucking anything with girl parts regardless of how disgusting it is
> But you're the one who's gay!
>>35562714
This isn't really a good general picture for non-lifting women. They're Irish for fucks sake. They're barely human let alone woman.
>>35560783
I have never seen a naked female.
>>35560783
>tfw the only lifting females I know of are white trash chubby 22 yr olds with a half black kid with a bunch of tattoos of sassy saying and that stupid short feathered hair thats dyed so black its blue
>>35562253
I've fucked just shy of 30 women. I've fucked some fatties and some chubs. The sole advantage to fucking fatties is that visceral fat puts pressure on the vaginas, makes it tighter feeling. Plus fat gets stored in the outer labia giving every hamplanet an innie.
I wouldn't put a single fat chick in my top 5, not even top 10. Skinny and fit chicks think they have just as much to prove. If you're not making them feel insecure then you're failing as a sexual partner.
I've had a threesome with two fatties. Their combined weight was >500 lbs. The Paki cab driver gave me a thumbs up as I was wrist deep in both of them in the back seat. And it still sucked.
>>35562714
tbqh farm that's not that bad
last woman seems to be bending time and space with her lovehandles though
I have experience from female locker rooms cause I'm a female too. And honestly I was surprised to see that slacky asses are a thing for women. I thought that my some what firm ass is normal yet not ideal (you know those fitness chicks in the magazines seems to have such perfect almost rubbery like bubble asses) but after seeing those asses around there, I can say that the normal ass for a female who does some sorts of sports is usually more or less flat, has at least some cellulite on it and it looks saggy and soft.
Also I learned that young women often have saggy tits too. But it was a good reality check and made me look at my own body a lot differently. I'm just afraid that you guys been watching too much porn and that you have false images of female bodies just like I did, and I don't even watch porn.
>>35562692
>I watch so much porn I puke when I see an average healthy female naked
ok
>>35562852
>fat with no tits
top fef
>>35562852
thats very disappointing
now i understand why most men dont even lift
>>35562852
I'd do at least 5 of them
>>35562852
omg I'm so happy with my body
thank you based genetics God
>>35562813
Nothing wrong with holding the opposite sex to high standards.
>>35562895
no not at all, but I'm just telling that the average female body is like that.
I couldn't get it up. she looked average in clothes, but her body was so sloppy...
That was 8 months ago, haven't had sex since ;_;
>>35562253
I don't mean like morbidly obese fatties, just like 70-80kg. Honestly I think they go just as hard as the fit ones (although I did find I did a lot of the work). But anyway, you can literally do anything to a chubby and not give a fuck because a) they're just glad to get sum dik b) do you really care what a fatty thinks
>>35562743
They're a university rowing team
>>35560783
>tfw people think my gf lifts, when she doesn't even
It's all genetics mang
>>35562813
>Also I learned that young women often have saggy tits too
>tfw a lot of girls have saggy tits and big areolas
I was happier when I as a young boy thought every girl had firm tits with normal sized nipples. Yoga pants and bras can hide a lot of disappointment. I guess it's not so great for them either though, a lot of them must be insecure about it.
>>35562852
Theses girls look good
>>35562714
These look kinda bad, definitely not terrible for some though. They don't represent average women at all.
Overall /fit/ puts others down again to feel better about their chronic body dysmorphia
>>35562959
actually "good" tits are a rare sight. saying this is a woman who has seen a big amount of titties
>>35562972
It's a rugby team, and they don't even seem toned.
>mfw first time I see a naked lifting /fit/ male
>>35560783
I was a virgin so I didn't care, she looked like one of those females in the photo, average
>>35562848
I think you mean
>I browse /fit/ so much porn I puke when I see an average healthy female naked
Porn girl bodies aren't that amazing and a majority of them would definitely fall into the average female category.
>>35562986
What do you classify as good tits?
>>35562852
watchu gonna do wit all dat vulva
>>35562714
Tfw you notice Scooby in the bushes
>>35560783
That's like 99% of girls, OP. And I know you aren't getting access to any girl let alone the top 1%
>>35562813
Porn isn't where imagination comes from. Reality is. Girls go from nothing to hotness, and all they have to do is bulk up some, with the advantage that increased tesosterone intensifies sensations, libido, and orgasm as well.
It's win-win.
>>35562852
Is rhos shit actually what most chicks look like?I mean I was kinda gay before but fuck
>>35563022
>>35562997
my nigga
men look so much better than women it's ridiculous
>>35563040
Do I have to report this? What the fuck is a fitness board doing as SFW.
>>35563040
>obviously implants
God why are women so stupid?
>>35561522
True dat.
>>35560783
>implying I have
>>35563057
Because they're vain, shallow, vapid cunts.
>>35563032
That one is from implants m8
>>35563040
I'm sorry lady, but on behalf of all men I would like to say that fake boobs are usually obvious and look like shite.
>>35563057
what do you mean? those aren't real. yet I think that those tits are perfect.
>>35563095
if those tits aren't amazing then what are?
>>35563082
No.
She's got a youtube channel where she works out.
Like, why does every faggot who accidently stumbles into a gym have a youtube channel of them working out where 70% of the time in the videos is spent driving a car while talking to camera?
Pic is me, am I dyel enough to qualify for a youtube channel?
>>35562043
This, for the love of Christ. I know this chick who's about 5'4", and must be up at around 260, and she's the most overtly sexual person I've ever met.
>>35562043
>that uncomfortable feeling of the fat friend flirting with you and you have to entertain her and pretend youre interested because her friends are all around and they will hate you if you show your true feelings and tell her to fuck off
this is the male equivalent to girls who get hit on by creepers at bars or whatever
>>35562852
Nice gyno, faggot
>>35563103
Look real to me, can't see a shape of an implant and the total surface of the boob on the chest is pretty big which is usually not the case with fake tits.
But if they were fake, feeling them would be a fucking disappointment.
>>35563038
Hardly. You're just not assessing properly.
>yfw first time you saw a naked non-lean male
Even a lot of lifters look like absolute ass naked. Love handles, jiggly bellies, cellulite everywhere, every muscle covered in a layer of fat. The average non-lifting dude is DYEL yet fat at the same time. Plus so many young dudes have gyno nowadays, must be the food we eat or something but it's not uncommon to get a guy shirtless and see he has fucking tits.
People are just ugly. Until you stop comparing them to pictures you see online, anyways. I used to focus very intently on the top 0.001% of people, like I'd always have a crush on the hottest 10/10 person in my school or social group, and everyone else was ugly by comparison. You gotta set yourself straight if you ever want to be happy. The average person is ugly, and doesn't look like what the internet would lead you to believe. Average penis is small, average tits are saggy and/or small, etc. Hell, a lot of the things we fap to are literally fucking fake. Fake orgasms, fake penises, fake boobs, cleverly angled nude shots that don't show reality, photoshop. You gotta live in the real world.
>>35562813
>that slacky asses are a thing for women
Well, I don't know your or theirs age, but from my high-school experience, it's not true.
>high-school gym, I'm usually all alone there, it's quite small
>three girls come in, they change right in the gym
>I didn't know and I accidentally look their way
>3 beautiful most delicious asses I would love to eat, smell, love
I was 19 and they were maybe 16 or 17.
>in a sport hall with male and female friend
>female friend is changing in front of us like no worries, we were all schoolmates, 18-19yo
>I secretly like her, she's cute, has a perfect ass (plays volleyball)¨
>one day I finish changing and talk to my friend, she's standing near him
>she's in her panties and a T-shirt
>she bends over for something
>'Oh my god, let me suffocate in that ass for I require no more from life but that.'.jpg
Obviously I'm a virgin.
>>35562852
Roll
>>35563157
those are no where real. the implant is simply placed under the chest muscle making it look more natural than having some weird big balloons under your skin
My favourite three fucks have been, in chronological order, not order of preference:
1) "average" weight girl, little bit of chub, but still wore a size 4, not athletic, not giant tits, but nice soft body with some curves. She had a perfect face and that super soaker pussy.
2) chubby girl, probably 2 or 3 degrees south of fat (150 pounds or so at 5'6"), giant cans, wide hips, little belly, nice legs, etc. horny slut type of girl, I beat that pussy up until it was visibly swollen and she still wanted more
3) super slim girl who runs and cycles, tiny, about 95-100 pounds, size 0, A-cup tits, rock hard, awesome ass.
I've fucked a good mixture in between, never a really ripped girl who lifts though, but athletic girls who played competitive sports, female fighters, stuff like that. None of them make my top 3.
>>35563174
>16 or 17
These girls are at the end of their puberty, still growing and full of hormones.
You should evaluate again when they reach 25.
>>35561522
No, I gurantee you wouldn't.
First chick I dated when I was beta as fuck was this fat little thing from the Midwest.
She had big ol corn fed titties, which I thought would be like in the pornographic films that I watched, that were nice and round.
Took off her bra and her tits fell to her knees. Instant boner kill.
>>35563208
I'm 22 and on my way to wizard status since I'm ugly and not omega enough to lose my virginity with a prostitute, so I doubt I'll ever see any more asses.
>>35563095
>>35563057
Fuck off with your memeing, retards. Not all fake tits are disgusting veiny balloons bigger than the woman's head. You have probably never seen a decent implant job, only god tier genetics can give you naturals that come even close. Or more likely, you have never seen the average tits of an average woman.
Average silicons are so much better than average naturals that it's not even funny.
>>35563164
how do i lower my standards?
>>35563108
>Like, why does every faggot who accidently stumbles into a gym have a youtube channel of them working out where 70% of the time in the videos is spent driving a car while talking to camera?
Triggered much? >>>/blog/
>>35563193
If you say so, you're the grill. But most guys value shape of tits and having small nicely shaped areolas/nipples above having big tits.
How do you rate yourself btw?
Also wouldn't it feel weird contracting your chest muscle when there is an implant underneath?
>>35563273
>Triggered much?
Yes.
Yes I am.
Got a problem with that?
Then go make a youtube video about it.
>>35562813
>>35563280
Yeah I get that. But I don't think that those boobs are that big really. Perfect size and shape. But better well formed tits are better than saggy big ones, of course.
I think my tits are quite nice, let's say 7/10.
I think I'll take implants myself in some years. Now I'm young and my tits are pretty fine, but I know that around the age of 25 I'll need dem implants
>>35563157
It isn't 1980, Anon
Breast implants look almost real now
>>35563018
12% of all girls are in my age range
5% of all girls are in my preferred weight range
20% of all girls have an education I expect from a girl
72% of all girls are white
50% of all girls have anything but blonde hair (which I don't like)
etc.
Assuming those things are independent from each other (not even close, actually), This leaves me with 0.12*0.05*0.20*0.72*0.5 = 0.43% of all girls. And I didn't even count out the crazy, ugly, boring, bitchy and whatnot girls. Yes, we don't actually have that much choice, but we evolved to deal with this pretty well.
So, the question is not, why are girls so disgusting, the question is, why did he pick a girl that's not even attractive to him?
>>35563271
Focusing on personality first and foremost leads to the least amount of disappointment IMO. If you form a strong emotional connection with someone before you fuck them, it can be an amazing experience even if they are ugly. On a chemical level, it's much different when you are fucking someone you love VS a random hookup. You may not want to bother randomly hooking up with ugly girls, it's not nearly as satisfying.
Raise your standards for face and fatness. If a girl has an unattractive face and is above a normal weight, there's no reason to "lower" your standards for someone who doesn't take care of themselves. Besides that, I think you just need to be real about it. I've noticed a huge correlation between men and women who fixate a lot on celebrities, porn stars, fictional characters, and exceptional camwhores, and people who have outrageous standards. If you primarily see naked women on, for example, a porn site where they only take submissions from very attractive women, you might start to believe most women look that way. You might even compare the worse women to the hotter women within that group of already cherry picked women. Once you start fucking girls IRL, you might be sorely disappointed, but you'll adjust over time. It's all about mentally realizing that 5/10 really IS the average, not 7/10.
>tfw high standards
i expect a guy to:
>lift similar or more weight than me
>have an interest in abstract maths
>be sociable and kind
obviously these traits are not commonly found together. In fact, I'm the only person I know who meets the criterion.
>>35563183
pls be trips
>>35563391
London plz
>>35563314
>7/10
I think that's for us to decide.
>>35563391
>be sociable
>/fit/
pls go
>>35563271
Don't watch porn. Try not to rate girls from 1-10, just a 0-1 instead. Would or would not.
>>35563391
NEW ENGLAND
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>>35563391
You should alter your standards to:
>lifts
>have an interest
>can communicate
>start taking finasteride to stop the bald
>interest in sex drops like a rock
The other day I watched a bunch of porn that used to get me going real good. I barely managed a half chub the entire time.
It's so fucking great. I can read, finally run again, get back into playing the banjo, whatever I want now that I'm not constantly distracted by my dick.
>I can still get an erection when I want to, it just doesn't happen spontaneously anymore
>>35563431
>>35563456
I'm a guy, I should have made that clear
>>35563463
probably
>be 5/10 at best DYEL skinnyfat Jew manlet 5'8 with no jaw
>somehow get objectively 8/10 Nordic blonde 5'7 fitgirl qt who loves exercising just for the fun of it and loves me for my personality (lol wut)
>calls me her sweet genius, idolized my intellect (lol). perfect flattery, etc
>perfect 10 for me, had huge crush for year before we started dating.
>she's psycho (great in bed) and, my friends say, abusive to me. at least it kept me interested.
>break up every week, finally end it totally after 1 year, dont talk anymore.
that was a year ago
>see pic of her on fb, dream about her nightly.
how can I go back to normal girls when I possessed such a transcendent beauty?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bg8EKTZ52Bo vid related
>>35563571
8/10
Post pics
>>35562959
yeah sag is a problem but i never understood ppls obsession with areolas and nipples. Yeah there are the occasional alien nipples but i quite like the diversity in areolas. My favorite though are the largish ones, tad bigger than pepperoni, just slightly darker than skin tone or straight up pink. tiny iddy bitty nips are about the only thing that does nothing for me
>>35562714
Womens asses only look good if they lift OR are bent over
But desu women really are inferior. I've seen guys at the gym with better asses, Im not gay but i'm pretty sure even my ass has less cellulite and is much perkier.
Heres a tip familia : Don't kill yoruself over a woman, Kill yourself because your hopeless in general.
>>35562852
Hey guys just so you know asian women have better bodies then western women most of the time.
and i mean normal asian gook you see hanging with white guys or even the fobby cunts, Thye are just built better but don't expect any intellectual interactions with them.
Western women are a little better for speaking / conversating with because atleast they know about things outside of their home country/kpop
Shutting this down.
The extreme negativity, misogyny, hate, and pure idiocy a lot of you "men" post here daily truly makes me cringe Irl.
The reality here is: a woman looks after herself but doesn't lift. Doesn't care about her bodys flaws, and is a success. Good for her! Don't be such a negative ******* for the sake of being a dick...
The insane amount of comments degrading women also has to stop. I'll begin calling out those comments when I see them. So knock it off.
I have more life experience than the vast majority of /fit/, with the average age being around 22, and know women better than anyone here. Who the fuk are you to tear them down? Get a life. Truly.
OP. I wish you the best of luck. It sounds like you've got a lot of thinking to do.
>>35563668
If troll, 5/10 if not enjoy dying alone while women who get their submisive nature get all the worthy men like me.
protip: real men aren't afraid of uncomfortable truths
>>35563668
Can't handle the truth, edgemaster?
>>35562788
>If you're not making them feel insecure then you're failing as a sexual partner.
What do you mean by that?
>>35563391
>I lift more weight than you
>I love abstract math
>Fuck people and fuck you
Yeah thats ruff.
>>35563668
>>>/tumblr/
>>>/fit/fhg
>misogny
get the fuck outta here bitch
99.9999%of the population is retards.
99% of the remaining are average.
~0.007% of the remaining are perfect
You are a retard.
DEAL WITH IT
ISSHYGYDIGGYDT
>>35563391
Autism levels here...
Do you expect to discuss complexity theory on a date or something?
>>35563717
He means you should always be making your SO/partner/whatever the fuck strive to be better than they are and if they feel like they are good enough they have become content and lazy and will end up relationshipfat and nobody likes those people because they are wastes of space.
>>35563668
i lold
>>35562714
purge your eyes brehs
>>35563603
no, but she kind of looks like rene zelweger, (without the internally rotated shoulders lol)
>>35562852
only qt one
>>35563874
Her voice is so strangely sexy, its so raspy and beat its almost homo but goddamn it makes me chub.
>>35563183
Jokes on you, I think the darkie is hotter than most of the others
Rolan pls
>>35563183
plz no trips. plz no singles.
>>35563571
>Get thick
>increased circulation
>confidence, energy, and a huge cock because of it
>win
>>35563878
u wot m8?
>>35563940
Do we have a problem here? Don't make me sic Ulga on your ass.
>>35563903
Holy fuck there was a qt in 2 of my classes last semester that had a low, raspy, sultry voice that was the sexiest thing I ever heard in my life.
>tfw too beta to ask her out
>>35562852
You guys think any of these gals are still virgins?
>>35563960
>>35563940 >>> >>35563878
AINEC
>>35563960
>>35563940
>>35563878
they're all ugly as sin
>>35563183
kekekekek
>>35563183
the black bitch is actually better looking than most of the rest
>>35562813
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>>35563391
Post picture you ugly slut!
>>35563040
MODS MODS MODS
>>35563183
Rollin
>>35562788
>this whole post
>>35563391
>lift similar or more weight than me
>have an interest in abstract maths
>be sociable and kind
one of these is not like the other
>>35563571
r9k
>>35563391
>have an interest in abstract maths
that won't matter much in an actual relationship, just so you know
>>35563635
Nah. Some heavier women are incredibly lucky with fat distribution. These women are rarely white or Asian though, I'm talking black and Mexican here.
>>35563391
>autism in females
Gee, who knew?
>>35563391
>abstract maths
1+1=3
>>35563183
>tfw no one has gotten dubs rolling to this image apart from me
>>35563668
8/10
>>35563754
this.
currently fighting the good fight atm
>>35562788
>I've had a threesome with two fatties. Their combined weight was >500 lbs. The Paki cab driver gave me a thumbs up as I was wrist deep in both of them in the back seat
>ayy
>>35563183
dubs lol
>>35563183
rolling
>>35560783
>girlfriend told me for the first time shes loves me yesterday
>sit across from her having breakfast today
>all of a sudden find her very unattractive
>don't want to have sex with her at all
>want to break up and go away
Why does this happen every time a grill says this to me? This has happened in 6 of my past 7 relationships. Once they tell me they love me I lose absolutely all interest, and then I pretend I still like them and want to be their boyfriend for a few months until the charade becomes too obvious and then we break up and she cries and I go leave and find someone new.
pls respond
>>35564396
>Why does this happen every time a grill says this to me?
You're fundamentally broken.
>>35563522
What are you? A fucking faggot?
>>35564396
the fuck man? I though only girls do that
Maybe it's time to become a trap
Yoga pants and Push up bras are akin to makeup.
Why must females be walking lies to attract the opposite gender?
>>35564396
You're an emotionally stunted boy who's only interested in things he can't have. Seek therapy and stop dating for a while.
>>35563972
Back row, second from left, looks like she lost her virginity to a beer bottle aged 12
>>35563183
if quads I get scooby
>>35564407
I've had this suspicion for years. How do I fix it? Serious question, I'm not fucking around. I haven't been happy in years, I feel like I've spent the last several years trying to make or making other people happy but I can't do it to myself.
>>35563183
rollin
>>35564450
I don't know, buddy. I'm just holding out hope I get in a fatal car accident.
>>35563635
Men don't get cellulite senpai
>>35563745
>>35564157
No, but I would expect to share cool maths shit and discuss that kinda thing during an actual relationship, and why not start as you mean to go on?
Hopefully when I go to Cambridge next year I will be able to find more people with similarly autistic interests.
>tfw used to have a serious crush on Dr James Grime after he gave a talk at my highschool
>>35564413
yeah
>>35564450
>>35564396
see:
>>35564431
Honestly, seek therapy. You have some issues to solve, and internet alone won't be able to help here.
>>35563137
Except girls who get hit by creepers can just tell them to fuck off kek
>>35564533
>>35562015
Sick maymay, new friend.
>>35563183
I love me a chink
>>35563183
easy dubs
>>35560783
I saw naked chicks before I started training so I was very happy.
Now I see average non fitness girls and think they're not that hot but I don't get turned off...what are you gay or something?
That would be weird it's not like they're fatty bombatty land whales.
I've fucked a few fitness girls and it's glorious I must say
>>35563668
Misc pls go
>>35564396
you have abandonment issues that likely stems from getting only conditioned attention and love attached to an expected performance from your mom when you were a child, so you learned to derive a broken sort of pleasure associated with the performance rather than the attention and love itself; for you performing the role expected of you in a relationship is like studying for a test or edging masturbation, once it finally comes to fruition that is when the grade comes out, the cum comes out, the love comes out, you feel that the cycle is completed already, the performance is finished and its time to close the curtains and move on. your condition is transmissible (i. e. your daughters will very likely have daddy issues) so consider not having children.
tl;dr you're a narcissist and it's all your mother's fault. there's no fix, just deal with it.
>>35564507
If he wasn't beta he would tell the hamplanet to fuck off
>>35563874
>>35562802
KEK
>>35564937
Dude, what the fuck...
>>35564937
ILL TAKE SECOND FROM LEFT
>this entire thread
>"it's ok to fuck chubbies"
have some fucking standards you faggots
is this /fit/ or not? why not hold girls to the same standard you expect of yourself?
>>35562286
this guy didnt catch the joke
>>35562714
yall realize this pic is fake right
>>35564937
jesus how the fuck to athletes who play i assume soccer or at least field hockey have such terrible asses?
>>35565008
Yeah i doubt scooby likes to hide behind bushes like a molester
>>35565051
yeah if scooby is gonna molest someone he's going to do it out in the open.
>>35565067
>above average
your filename is wrong
most of these girls are fat, how is that "above average"
>>35563271
alcohol
>>35564287
Keked
>>35565067
thanks for making my throw up my lunch asshole
>>35560783
holy shit. so many of you have an unrealistic view of what women look like because you all started to fap to porn from an eatly age. you are all damaged goods, anons. you will never be happy.
>>35564443
So close familia
>>35565170
>unrealistic
yet girls expect a man to have abs, a six figure income, and a big house.
it takes two, anon
>>35564966
HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
>>35565067
burned my eyes/10
I hate talking to this one girl friend of mine who thinks she is fit because she has a huge ass. She stuffs her face as a hobby.
>"oh my god women are the best their bodies are so beautiful!! (insert excessive amounts of girly emoticons here)"
NO THEY ARE NOT
THEY ARE FUCKING HIDEOUS
THE AVERAGE WOMAN IS AS SEXY AS A CARPAGE BAG FILLED WITH MUD FFS
if I wanted an average woman, or an average body, I wouldnt ever go to the gym.
why settle for average? average is for losers.
>>35564287
>in Pakistani culture, a raised thumb is a gesture denoting disgust
>>35565170
yeah we have unrealistic views?
>mfw black
>mfw about fuck girl
>mfw whip out 4.9 inch penis
>mfw she laughs hysterically
>mfw she still laughing while im hitting it doggy
i guess she was laughing because i dont fall into the bbc stereotype but get the fuck out of here, breh. women are more fucked up than we are
>>35562788
>I've had a threesome with two fatties. Their combined weight was >500 lbs. The Paki cab driver gave me a thumbs up as I was wrist deep in both of them in the back seat. And it still sucked.
Greentext, maybe?
>>35564966
kek it's his belt tho, innit
>>35565368
>why settle for average?
Id settle for a girl atm, they are very fucking hard to find
and by a girl i mean one who wants a commited relationship ofc
>>35564396
You have an aversion to commitment. You're happy with a girl until she raises the stakes by suggesting a permanent relationship (along with kids, marriage, and all those other things society expect) and you get cold feet.
Ignore all the cvcks saying you need therapy though. Do your own fucking thing and you'll settle when you're ready. If you were a woman you'd be applauded for "valuing your independence".
>>35565443
but why settle?
say a girl comes along who has fucked 50 guys and suddenly wants to settle down.
why settle for the town bike? you deserve better
>>35563389
thanx wise-brah
>>35564937
Any idea which college this is? There's a slim chance I know one of those horrid butts.
>>35561522
Essentially this. I say I wouldn't fuck a fat chick but I've done that as well.
>>35565388
>>35565388
And you fucked her anyways, you are an idiot.
>>35564426
>there must be more to life
>>35563183
Pls no trips
>>35565669
>implying thats not my fetish
>>35565516
>but why settle?
Desperation, im afraid
Goddamnit i want a gf since i miss companionship, sex, love and caring
The longer time goes on the more i compromise and become willing to settle for even less
I wish it wasnt so and that i could find/get better but...how long is that supposed to take
>>35563304
cringe
>>>/r9k/
>>35565732
I want a gf too
but if I settle for scraps, ill hate myself for doing it. i'd rather be alone than give up on my dreams. im not going to be THAT guy who settles for a whale.
no, I expect more of myself now since getting fit.
>>35564426
yoga pants are fun to look at. do you really need any other reason to get your girl to wear them?
>>35563164
agree with this guy, the chicks you see online are rare IRL
>>35565743
ya, its a bit of a stretch when she's not using her gender as a point unto itself
>>35565802
>no, I expect more of myself now since getting fit.
But what if you cant get a gf at all?
how long are you willing to wait?
I expected to find a gf within a year after starting to look since i thought i had things going for me (fit, educated and got a job) but ive had one date since i started looking and its really starting to get to me
Id love to hear your thoughts on shit because im litterally loosing it
just transcend the need for a gf
>>35565894
eventually you stop caring, and you focus on your own goals more: I dont obsess over girls anymore...yeah, i'd love to have someone, but I cant force people to like me. all I can do is work on myself and hope for the best.
the worst part is seeing people in public who are in far worse shape than you, holding hands or kissing someone. and then you wonder "is there really something terribly wrong with me? what does it take?"
I just dont know anymore. I'm pretty happy with my body now, but the confidence to get girls is gone. but at least i've learned to like myself, even if there is noone to share that with. maybe i'm just meant to be alone? who knows.
it just seems so easy for other people, and so hard for me. so I try not to think about it so much.
>>35560783
>mfw OP is being autistic again
Seriously, swimmer girls is were it is at.
>>35565669
actually, i see her as the idiot in this case. she wa s high test latina, she met my fetish but unfortunately i wasnt hers, oh well a win for me. i didnt make her cum just so u know
>>35565938
>it just seems so easy for other people, and so hard for me. so I try not to think about it so much.
Damnit, i think so much like you
I see ugly ass guys with gf all the time and shit i know girls can like guys who dont lift but seriously it seems like the bar is set just above being able to breathe for every other guy but when it comes to me the bar couldnt be higher
I honestly wish it was easier to get a gf, at this point im not even sure its possible
>>35566038
it's a confidence thing
im getting better, the more I get in better shape. but it's still a process, as im used to being ignored from my fatass days.
even though im fit, I still feel like I have to get better.
>>35566038
>>35565938
mfw people think that they got the girl by some miracle, and not by just having common interests (read: HAVE an interest to begin with) and not being autistic. just like lots of guys are willing to settle for lower standards on a girl for reasons, lots of girls are willing to settle for probably similar if not the same reasons.
>>35566084
so I need to settle for a girl noone else wants or be alone?
gee, how inspiring
>>35565067
One of them looks like Mowgli from Jungle Book
>>35560783
You are the cancer that's killing /fit/.
>>35566074
>I still feel like I have to get better.
I hear you, its never enough
>>35566084
>lots of girls are willing to settle for probably similar if not the same reasons.
I really doubt that, i have a shitton of intrerests but the girls have zero interest in me
If i do approach a girl at one of these places i just get a cold treatment or platonic politeness
And ive never met a girl willing to settle, unless she already did and thus is "off the market"
>>35565977
obviously lmao
jk bruh no hard feeling i know your abc can pleasure women
>>35566107
you automatically assume that someone who is single is someone "noone else wants"? it's so strange how you can't find someone to like you and your sparkling personality.
plenty of people are too busy just living their own lives to care about actively seeking out a partner, and if you stopped masturbating to pornographic material with vast misrepresentation on what the average woman looks like and idolizing those ~8-9-10/10 women, you might be able to net someone that is 5/10 like you probably are.
>>35566140
the hard thing is that the type of women that are giving you the cold shoulder are the ones that don't want to settle. what I did was make a bunch of friends of the opposite sex, and they occasionally warm up to you, and if they are single (after a while, you will know) you basically pick from there. it starts with people knowing who you are, especially when you're having fun.
guys are conditioned (probably by girls) to think that they want to be approached and wooed or whatever, and if you're charismatic that might work (*i'm not, let me just state that- i've never been able to walk up to someone, start a conversation about whatever with the sole goal of taking them home and be successful) but trust me when i say it's a lot easier when they kinda have an idea of the kind of person you are beforehand. otherwise they will just make assumptions
>>35566240
>the hard thing is that the type of women that are giving you the cold shoulder are the ones that don't want to settle.
Im kind of charismatic becasue i need it for my job but its still hard to talk to girls and even more so to connect to them since they reject with superfast speed and show no interest at all in return
I mean fuck, ive tried both the connect deeply and just try to find common ground and the casual flirty method and both net the same results
Most of the people i hang out with are drug users so the girls are usually pretty fucked up and looking for guys of a similar caliber but ive tried to connect to people from every section i can think of
I am litterally stuck with this prooblem
>>35560783
Are we talking in real life or on the web, because I haven't seen a naked chick in real life.
>>35566323
out of curiosity, is there a general commonality in your group? I'm thinking that you should expand and have multiple "circles", don't limit yourself to one group of friends
for instance, I had a couple friends in the workplace, and some days we would go out and chill. but for the most part, when I got off of work, I would go home and play vidya or sometimes hang out and play games at the local gaming center.
the place was generally centered around playing league of legends, so sure there would be a lot of that going around, you can always find a new group, see who's not a shitlord and just be myself
I would try not to be a regular on specific days of the week, for instance if I went on wednesday one week, I'd try on sunday instead the next time, because it's more likely that I'd meet someone new playing something different, and I might inquire about it, since they're having fun, and I'm just being curious, we find common ground (me, video games, them their game) and hit it off from there
to be fair, I worked at a coffee shop, so when it wasn't dark it was pretty easy to recognize me. I wasn't "charismatic", per se but I was very polite and people knew me as a kind person on the front. people that played games with me after a few drinks (or some time smoking, for that matter) would see me open up and be loud, wild, and eager to invite into fun
anyway it's just my example, one i could obviously talk for a while on. I've been to bookstores and coffee lounges on some random afternoon and found people playing tabletop games, if you enjoy weightlifting you might try a rec center or something similar to swim/play ultimate frisbee/football/lacrosse/whatever. go somewhere where people aim to have fun, gather around an interest and do the same for yourself. if you are just being yourself you will have a better chance of getting in and making friends
you seem like a decent person
making friends doesn't always happen instantly, but if you don't try its harder
>>35563016
Ah shit I sent this to my normal friend I hope he doesn't see scoob
>>35566323
>>35566546
most of that was to say throw out a bunch of lines, if you have a lot of diversity in what you're doing for fun you meet more people and have a better chance of finding a ladytype that will dig what you do, because short of being into underwater basketweaving (i'm not sure of the male-to-female ratio there), there are females with interests doing things somewhere, and lots of them are single
>>35563304
She's giving insight into female locker rooms because most of us here won't have experience there so crawl back to whatever cp corner you cam from you fucking autist wizard
>>35563224
>on my way to wizard status
>and not omega enough
u wot m8? Saying you'd rather be a virgin than fuck a hooker is way more omega than fucking a hooker or two.
>>35562788
>"Paki cab driver gave me a thumbs up as I was wrist deep"
lmao women are gross
>>35562957
>it's all genetics
Do you even know where you are right now
>>35566546
>making friends doesn't always happen instantly, but if you don't try its harder
helpful tip my friend, thank you
It does help to read about others and their journey, sometimes i guess we stare ourselves blind at an invented problem and forget what it was all about
>>35563571
>objectively 8/10 Nordic blonde 5'7 fitgirl qt
Autists who describe women like this aren't gonna make it. It's bad for your mental health (just like 4chan)
You people need to hop on the binary scale:
When it comes to sex, a woman is a "yes" or "no"
When it comes to dating, a woman is a "yes" or "no"
Simple as that.
>>35565093
>weight above average
>>35563650
Can you elaborate a bit more on your second idea? I've really only had 2 relationships, both with asians (who are also born in Canada) and both sort of faded away.
Perhaps all that was there was initial physical attraction and not much otherwise.
I just wish I was physically attracted to white women, I think I ought to stop trying what I am.
>>35560783
>mfw first time I sawed a naked non-lifting female
>>35560783
>mfw first time I saw a naked non-lifting female
>mfw she was 16, tight body, perfect skin, prime, ripe, ready
>>35563391
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>>35567009
Man I would fuck that chick with the glasses so hard it's not even funny. If it wasn't for nofap I'd be coming already
>>35563016
Well shit. Nice spotting anon
>>35564396
You like the dick now brah. You're makin it.
>>35564937
They look so sad
>>35563635
>I'm not gay but
This is the first /fit/ stage padawan.
>>35567009
Ill take the two on the far right pls
does anyone here wonder if anyone else here has fucked their "love interest"? that girl you used to have a thing for is getting plowed by some guy on askreddit. i wonder about that kinda stuff
>>35567492
Yes, in fact, I do as well. A girl I had a thing for stopped replying to me so I deleted her offf Facebook. She's in a relationship which means she's getting plowed.
>>35567492
>be me
>be 17
>beautiful 15 year old takes interest in me
>girl invites me to party
>we date for 2 years
>after our 2nd anniversary we go to party
>she plays beer pong
>guy says if you lose you have to suck my dick
>i just stand there, awkward
>she agrees
>don't worry honey, i'll win
>she loses a few rounds
>she's topless now
>she eventually loses and guy pulls out dick
>she sucks him off in front of me
>i'm stunned
>he finishes in her mouth
>show him he says
>she comes up to me
>opens mouth
>it's full of his cum
>she gargles it and swallows
>i leave and don't say a word
>still in shock a year later
>>35567492
only 6% of females over 24 are virgins so its pretty much a given that they have had past partners.
and you probably wont be the last one either so its best not to think about that.
>>35567583
Yeah, I only bang 18 year olds now.
>>35561522
Hi jerimiah
>>35564750
>tfw Freudian psychology has been thoroughly discredited and childhood experiences really aren't that important
>>35567577
Holy shit. This pasta is so old. I read in like 2010.
>>35567708
I couldn't find it anywhere so I used my memory. Does anyone have the original? I remmeber seeing it on a beta thread here in late July/early Augusst 2012.
>>35567741
jesus, that memory. i remember that thread too because i had just started my first job.
>>35565232
I have abs, a low 4 figure income, and no house. yet girls still want me.
>>35567810
It's funny because I was so naive at the time I believed all the cvck stories I read on 4chan, I didn't even know cvckolding was a thing. And I remember the threads about that guy who went to college and during orientation some guy named Feon stole this dude's childhood sweetheart.
>>35566214
cumming during sex is a privledge breh
>>35567851
Yeah, dude! That was the same thread. I was 17 back then and I remember not believing that type of shit, though. I was just like "Oh, it's only really really fucked up people who do that" but I still don't know. There was that one story about the guy eating a girl out after she cheated on him. I'm still in the fence. It does happen but how widespread? I have no idea. All I know is I'm never commiting to a chick even though I always thought that was the way to go.
>>35563183
rolling
>pls no trips
>>35567920
Has someone the screencap of the rover-thread?
>>35565170
We have unrealistic views about us too so it evens out.
>>35563022
>Starting Lordosis
Also, ass implants.
>>35567964
I don't have any. I know someone here does, though.
>>35567577
How can a girl even take interest in you if you're such a fkin faggot ?
>>35563304
strong
>>35562852
>>35563878
>>35563940
>>35563991
whaaaaat
Id gladly bring pic related in my room and play video games
>>35560783
The virgin is strong ITT.
>hurr look at their asses; they're terrible!
You obviously not seen a lot of women naked IRL. Pretty much all women over 22 have some level of cellulite (some as early as 18-19) and pretty much all don't have developed glutes.
