also any recommendations on how to get into my first fight?

I've been a pussy skinny faggot all my life and now that I've started lifting I realise I have NO fighting skills.

How do I practice this?

>>35536316
>go to the hood
>approach a nigger
>ask about his dad

>>35536316

just go up to black dudes and talk shit

>>35536312
Isn't it real?

>>35536338
>>35536331
Not interested in getting stabbed tbqh family.

>>35536344
Ended up being some advertising agency's idea of 'research'.

>>35536349
then go up to drunk white dudes and talk shit

>>35536316
Go to any pub/club, look for anyone who looks like a wanker tough guy, either a) start talking to his gf b) walk into him and drop your shoulder. Whatever he says, say something back and give him a shove. ("Hey that's my gf" we're just talking /shove. "Hey watch it" "no you watch it" /shove)
>protip don't drink and go at a time when everyone there is drunk

>>35536316
Never look for a fight. I've been in many, lost some but won most and it doesn't make me feel any better. It's good to be trained and ready (one year of MMA will probably give you an edge over most people) but looking for a fight is fucking ridiculous.

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>tfw you just wanna bang bro

>>35536312
it could be lad, you could make it happen

>>35536312

Just make the app yourself, idiot.

>>35536344

PR stunt