What's the most alpha way to dress at the gym?
Smoke some bath salts and show up naked, it takes 5+ cops to handle that mode.
Basketball shorts and a university t-shirt.
Nude obviously, you fucking faggot
>>35482151
plain t and pants
band shirt and sweatpants
Full three-piece dress suit
Shirt, tight panties, sandals and a lifting plug.
>>35482461
pissening
clean sweatpants and a t-shirt or a tank-top that fits if you're a guy
as little as possible if you're a fitgrill or cardiobunny, a huge tarp if you're not
A poncho. And lifting gloves
>>35482151
t-shirt and shorts (or pants, depending on weather)
>>35482151
Overalls. Just overalls.
Like this
>>35482398
>this fag was serious
Hawaiian shirt, board shorts and flip flops.
>>35483500
That dudes skin tone is so strange, it looks like he's embalmed.
>>35484280
It's a symphom of being vegan