this guy comes up and slaps your ass and call you fat .....you do?
>>35463402
call em po-po for hate crime.
suck on that D obv
>>35463402
Crack the top of his head off with an oversized spoon and dunk a strip of toast into his brainyolk.
>>35463402
It would go something like this:
>turn around look him straight in the eye
>"Excuse me, did you really, actually just put your hands on me?"
>get closer and closer, right in his face, preferably start making him back the fuck up, preferably right into a wall, or into something that makes him stumble
>"Are you nuts? Do you want to die today, is that what you wanted? Do you *really* want my entire FUCKING lifetime of pent-up anger and frustration, all at once, down on you? Really? Seriously!?"
>Keep backing him up. If he takes a swing at me -- great, now I'm defending myself, and he gets both barrels at once, plus the shit kicked out of him, plus whacked with whatever blunt object is within reach. I'll get my hands around his neck if possible, and he'll find out what it's like to have your windpipe crushed by someone with big hands that have been using tools all day long and lifting weights for years. I don't stop until one of us is on the floor unconscious or dead because you DO NOT FUCKING PUT YOUR HANDS ON ME OR ATTACK ME, EVER.
>Doesn't take a swing at me? Fine. "GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY FACE. NOW. BEFORE I CHANGE MY MIND."
>>35463402
I'd scream into a pillow.
>>35463402
Bones are for the dogs.
Meat is for the grills.
>>35463402
I would go bawl my eyes out and then go back to physically fight him
>>35463402
Ask why his midsection looks like a Guillermo del Toro monster.
>>35464782
>Some autist took the time out of their day to write this
>>35464806
Kek
>>35463402
Ask him what he did to make his torso so happy.
>>35463402
Nothing because he's right
>>35464782
Outlift him.
>>35464782
>>35464782
>>35464782
>>35464782
Dafaq
>>35463402
I know all these are troll thread but for all the sub 18 year olds on here who don't understand this the correct answer IRL is:
1. Walk away and don't say anything
OR if you are too full of pride to make the best decision
2. Say "Hey man I really don't appreciate that, it was very disrespectful."
>>35463402
Ask him why his skin's too tight
>>35464874
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>>35463402
bro you look like an alien get the fuck out of here jack rabbit head ass
>>35464782
Nah, you meant:
>turn around look him straight in the eye
>"Excuse me, did you really, actually just put your hands on me?"
>get closer and closer, right in his face, preferably start making him back the fuck up, preferably right into a wall, or into something that makes him stumble
>grab him by the nape of his neck
>kiss passionately
>>35466243
i have stared at this gif for a good 5 minutes straight laughing my ass off, and i still have no goddamn idea why i am laughing.
but i think the sexual innuendo must appeal to me on a deep, subconscious level.
>>35466317
first-of-ly, that skin is loose, check his fucking belly.
secondly, saran-wrap skin is a hard thing to achieve (it is also impossible to maintain for any significant length of time, usually people will only have it leading up to a bodybuilding comp), and a literal goal in bodybuilding
you just outed yourself as a NYR faggot.
DYEL?
7+1 .45 ACP center mass and tell the police I was sexually assaulted. Top kek
>>35466896
Yeah I would pinch his love handle muffin top thing he's got going on
