>be at gym
>see fat guy in he-man shirt sitting on bench >has 95 pounds on it
>asks for spot
>um, ok.jpg
>he hits it for 10-12 reps
>getting stronger he says
>walk over to the next bench even though it's not chest day
>bench a plate for 12 easy reps
>see him looking over
>he starts asking me my name and shit
>really, i was disgusted by him
>he was miring
>how can there be this much of a disconnect
>mfw
>bubbling hard in the double r
>flashing the rings
>windows cracked
>op sucks my dick
>>35462980
what is this?
>>35462980
What is the problem? -Chris Garret Fitness
ill bite
>at home for break, go to coffee shop to meet up with friends
>group of 5 or so 14-15 year old girls sitting near us
>take off jacket, looking pretty jacked
>They all start looking over at me, whispering, and giggling
>couldve sworn one of them took a pic
>Impossible to focus on conversation at hand with that going on several feet away
>Be 21 home for winter
>start out NYE by meeting up with gfs ~7 or so best friends who are all hot
>notice new girl and introduce myself after hugging friends I haven't seen in a while because uni
>she goes to my uni
>sex is brought up early so everyone is comfortable with it
>flirt with her throughout party, but she is pursued by a lot of the younger guys
>Start playing early 2000s bangers around 3 am
>everyone is sloshed so it turns into a middleschool grind session
>Get Low comes on
>new girl kicks leg up on wall and rubs ass on gf who is sitting down while giggling at me
>smirk back at both of them but let them fight for my attention
>"CAN I PLAY WITH YO PANTY LINE"
>starts groping smiling gf
>Pass out shortly after
>new girl says it was really, really nice to meet me as she leaves in the morning with a warm smile
I think this was the closest I've been to a threesome. Gf has done lesbian stuff before so I should have kept my head on a little tighter. New girl joked with me about denying sex to some guy to even though she did hook up with him as well. Unique vibes
>be me yesterday
>work at Deli shop
>lookin joocy in somewhat tight black T-shirt
>couple of cuties from the hair salon who work down the street want a sandwich
>take order
>back facing the counter to slice roast beef on the slicer
>halfway through the job i hear "omg look at his back" in a whisper
>finish sandwich, turn around
>they are both glaring at me, wide-eyed and smiling
>THANK YOU FOR THE SANDWICH :^)) WHATS YOUR NAME?? HAHA, THANKS ANON! :^))
>y-you too...
JUST
>>35463013
Y'all wanna floss with us
>>35462954
you sound like an asshole.
and you are weak.
>>35463145
>14-15 years old girls
Takes nothing to impress little girls anon
>>35462954
>bench a plate for 12 easy reps
Is this supposed to be impressive? I bet you can't even bench lmfao2pl8