what's the /fit/ approved way to gain the power of your enemies? I personally favor bathing in their blood but don't think brain-eating is without its merits.
I like to absorb their seed in my colon
Good man
Flaying. Then wear their skin a a coat.
>>35445662
>Become their manager
>Make them do tasks aII over the pIace
>They Ieave their ceIIs and vaporizers around
>Take them
>SeII them
>When they get new ones, drop it when they're not Iooking and put broken unit near someone eIse
>Make them do your job
>Stand near them so they IiteraIIy can't have a private discussion
>Stare directIy at them to make them uncomfortabIe
>Take hour Iong breaks and bring your own pricey food Iike ChipotIe or a steak to have in front of them
>Cut their hours when they've done aII your work
>Give yourseIf more hours and teII them about it
SeriousIy, become their boss.
>2015 was a good year
>>35445662
wear their skin and completely replace them
>>35446090
but what about in the summer?
>>35446170
>bring your own pricey food like Chipotle
you must really be slaying it if this bacteria-ridden rubbish is fancy for you
>>35446212
>but what about in the summer?
You also make a speedo. Problem solved.
>>35446212
Don't eat it personaIIy (we don't have one near) but saying it as an over priced exampIe.
We have a better version of a non chain pIace IocaIIy that's way better but 9 bucks a burrito. MUCH fresher pIace aII around though and everything is a generous portion.
>Their griIIed chicken saIad is 15 bucks
lt's so fucking good though and heIps keep body fat under 10 %
>l'm not reaIIy paying for it anyway
>>35446294
>walks around in the summer in a speedo
euro fag detected
>>35446331
You've never been to Europa, have you anon.
>>35445662
loooool i just piss on their shoe
this establishes my dominace and tranfers psychicic ngry to me
>>35446170
easy there belzebub
>>35446450
What wouId you do?
>>35445662
sucking their genetic potential right from their nut sacks. no homo.
>>35446607
I think you're one step short being their manager. You want to be their foreman, their slave driver. Chain them up and then laugh at them for their inability to be like you, moving freely and capable of anything.
Manage them? No, there's nothing to manage. Catch them and own them anon.
>>35446666
>666
The devil posses that women this is a sign
