>strip off in the locker room
>talking to a friend
>he walks around me and into the showers
>turn around
>my dick hits some dyel in the face
>"whoops, sorry bout that"
>he has the most horrified expression
>he doesn't say anything and is gone by the time i return from the shower
So, why don't you use the locker rooms at your gym? a monthly gym membership is only a little more than a daily hot shower, so if you shower at the gym you are literally saving money every time and don't stink out your car/riding gear/general public
Pic related, what hit him in the face
>>35410022
just post the uncensored version
>>35410041
no but it was hilarious how he didn't actually do anything about it lol
>>35410053
it wasn't that funny OP
now post dick or gtfo
>>35410022
>implying I don't shower at the gym
>implying I don't shower with my gymbro
>implying we don't playfully splash water at each other while showering
>>35410067
this
no homo tought, totally straight
I live literally next door to the gym so I just go home to take a bath
>1991+31-5-3days
>Not bathing every day
cumon
>>35410081
If this idea makes my nuts move and makes my scrotum semi hard, am I gay?
>>35410114
It makes you alpha, breh. You want to dominate the dyels. It's a good thing.
<and then my dong slapped some skinny nerd in the face
fuck off to reddit
>>35410053
why would you want your cock in another man's face, faggot
>>35410396
Hello newfag, welcome to /fit/
>>35410383
Christ, the go back to reddit meme has really lost any meaning
>>35410105
>all this math
That equals 2014
>>35410763
1991 + 31 = 2022
2022 - 5 = 2017
2017 - 3 days = 2016 + 362 days
>addition is hard
>>35410022
Even if you were 7 foot talk the guy would have to be atleast 4 foot or smaller unless he was eating out your asshole
Besides what should he have done about it? Punch you? Sure its awkward as fuck but it was still an accident
Im calling fake do
>>35410819
Holy fuck you're right. I'm not 24 not 25
Woah
>>35410022
Because I live 2 minutes down the road and my rent includes heat, electric, and water at no extra charge. It saves me nothing.
>at gym with bro
>as i walk past him wearing only a towel he playfully kicks my ass
>i instinctually moan
>dead silence
>we didnt talk at all on the journey home
>mfw
>>35410743
Fuck off
>>>/reddit/
>>35411060
>renting
quit lifting now, you're never making it
>>35411141
>not making high-pitched woo noises and laughing afterwards
Can't handle the bants
>>35410022
My gym doesn't have a locker room, but my work does
>tfw getting changed with my asian coworker
>Remarks on my muscles, say I'm looking strong
>They then followup about how fat I am
Fuggin azns man
>>35411200
Mother fucker it's a nice apartment. Do you know how much a fucking house costs in NY? My girlfriend and I can't afford that shit.
>>35411364
>girlfriend
oops
>>35411369
Fucking what
>>35410053
did you want him to grip and twist your balls till you heard a pop like that poor kid?
he didn't do anything cause he acknowledged it was an accident, yet, it's horrifying to have a man's penis in your face if you're not intending to have it
nothing 'hilarious' about it.
you're lucky he didn't presume the worst and proceeded to beat your ass
>>35410022
> turn around
> my dick hits some dyel in the face
> in the face
What's the fucking height comparison here?!
I can't use my bathmate in the gym shower for dat swollen dick.
>>35410022
>squat day
>finished training sat in the changing rooms
>minding my own business
>some DYEL accidentally drops his towel in front of me and appologises
>ignore him
>finish packing my gym bag and co-incidentally leave before he returns from the shower
>pretty shy with women
>girl I work with really into me
>all the signs are there
>I like her back
>we grab lunch (not special)
>tell myself I'll make a move to ask her out/show interest after we're done
>I don't
>>35412279
Op is 6'2 master race and the guy was 5'11 obviously
>>35412775
Thanks for clearing that up for me anon.
>>35410360
kek
>>35412279
>implying this happened
OP just wanted to talk about dicks and gay bathing
