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why would they be mirin him? he's like 6 months into ss
Bumping so I can read this over my oats, sausage, and coffee in the morning. /Fit/ plz don't fail me.
>>35408533
>this is what /fit/ actually believes
they're laughing at him because he's a shaved weirdo
>Happened a month ago
>So we make a small party since it is our last month in uni before everyone goes to a different hospital
>Arrive early so I'm there chilling with a friend
>A group of 4 female friends arrive
>Greet each of them and while greeting L she touches my arm
>I'm wearing a hoodie because it's cold outside.
>"Omg anon your arm is so much bigger"
>Everyone agrees I'm getting bigger
Later post a picture on IG, L comments about how good it was to see me and she's looking forward to meeting up again.
She's nice but i got a gf
>>35408816
>but I got a gf
so?
>Get /fit/
>Grow godly beard because of muh Mediterranean genetics
>Everyone is constantly complimenting me
>Some Muslim girl was hitting on me at the airport, and thought I was a hot Dhimmini, has a belly piercing and toe rings
>DeusVult.jpg
>>35408942
فق يو نيجر
>>35407173
>Consantly get told how big I am.
>Last party I was at a girl said that my bro and I should be the strippers at her bacherlorette
People really have low standards
>>35409763
the bar is constantly being lowered my friend
>>35407173
> Go to eat with my co-worker and start a random chat
> "Anon, why do you even go to the gym? You look pretty fine already"
"Well I am not happy with my body"
> "Why not? It looks amazi... nice"
"I would like more muscles. Are you happy with your own body?"
> ...What? Of course I am not...
"Well, maybe you should do something about it, too"
> Oh...
Then, I realized I fucked up, and started stuttering and saying tons of bullshit. Lifting doesn't cure you from autism.
>>35408962
Why would you use فق instead of فک?
Also, based person has the 'g' sound so you can go نیگر instead of نیجر.
>>35409821
>person
Persian*
>>35409790
This. Im a fat shit but by comparison to fatter shits im actually /fit/, so the girls i work with constantly be mirin
>tfw i havent even started lifting yet
>>35408942
Hate the men, love the women
Shoot your seed into her womb
>at a college party with my girlfriend, I'm wearing a tight fitting shirt because I'm a douchebag
>some freshman drank to much and goes outside to throw up, a group of his friends follow
>I leave too because I want to watch and have a laugh
>after joining them one of the girls talks to me
>qt3.14 freshman with a bangin body. Tight little waist, nice tits, round ass
>"anon why are you wearing a tight shirt like that? Is it because you know it looks good on you?"
>as she says this she traces one finger seductively across my shoulder down to my pec
>girlfriend walks out at this exact moment and flips her shit
Had to calm her down and dismiss the girl as just a drunk slut. Felt good though
>>35408816
so?
>>35408533
Because he is carrying KFC bucket dumbass
>college senior, second year of lifting and finally starting to look j00cy
>at the campus bar with some friends and the gf
>first week of school, all the bars are packed with underclassmen
>we sit down at a table, gf goes to the bartender to get drinks because chicks get served faster
>place is packed so she's gone for ages
>me and fitbro sitting next to me talking casually about lifting, classes, regular shit
>outta nowhere: random drunk sophomore girl, skinny, blonde, great ass, etc.
>girl sits on my lap, despite large amounts of available seats nearby, wraps one arm around my arm, squeezing my biceps
>other arm rubbing my chest, feeling up my pecs
>"hehe, mind if I join this conversation"
>I give fitbro a desperate look
>fitbro laughs at me and turns to talk to someone else, leaving me stranded with hornygirl
>horneygirl starts talking about how great my body is and what she'd like to do with it
>suddenly my gf reappears with drinks
>mfw
>god damn it
>"hey hornygirl, have you met my GIRLFRIEND?"
>want to be subtle but also kinda pissed and in general "fuck it" mentality
>she gets off my dick like her ass was on fire
Funnily enough, my gf was totally fine with it and me and hornygirl ended up talking about our workout routines for the next half an hour, when me and my friends left for greener pastures. Turns out she was on the schools cross country team. Also ended up running into her a lot later on in the year and having all sorts of fun shenanigans, but thats another story.
>>35409790
I live in Berlin so at least most others are skelly and not fat
>be working as a bouncer
>colleague is fat
>drunk australian guy comes up and wants in to the bar
>wearing crocodile dundee hat while being drunk out of his mind
>tell him he is too drunk to let in
>he loses his shit
>starts ranting and wants to fight
>his friend holds him back
>looks at my colleague and calls him a fat disgusting pig
>looks at me
>"and you..."
>"go back to the gym you fucking meathead!"
>walks away
>mfw i wanted to hug him and let him in after that
>colleague pissed off while I have the biggest grin on my face
>felt good man
>>35408942
fill her up with God's glory
I occassionally make eyecontact with fat chicks.
>In public transport
>Woman walks up to me
>"Nice muscles"
>"Yeah"
>She offers me sex but I refuse
>Alpha as fuck
>>35410639
DAAAAMN
Girl's got game
>>35409792
>hey you got a nice body
>I AM NOT HAPPY WITH MY BODY
>>35410664
that's level 1 senpai
don't let one of them get a hold on you
if you're a former fatty then you'll ejnoy fatty attention, and you may think that you can't do any better
but you can
those fatties are possessive
>>35410667
beta
>>35410120
good story
>>35410639
post pecs n-no homo....
>>35410639
S M O O T H
>>35410639
No girl has game that good. It's a trap!
>>35408816
so?
>>35410120
>>>/reddit/
Okay, you guys are going to think I'm making this shit up, but I have been lifting for years and have a really nice body and I have gotten addicted to meeting older sluts on POF (like upper thirties, to forties usually) and inviting them over just for the mirin and lately I have gotten really retarded with it.
30 minutes for they show up, I'll start lifting like crazy and get a huge pump going in my arms and chest. Then I'll text them something like, "Hey, I'm running late and jumping in the shower. If I don't answer, just come on in." Then I watch out the window until I see them pull in and then I run and jump in the shower.
Sometimes I don't answer and let them come in, just to see if they'll peek inside the bathroom (I always leave the bathroom door open and I have a clear shower curtain). It's suuuuuch a turnon when they actually peek. I'll always turn around and act like I don't even notice that they can see everything.
Sometimes, if I'm feeling REALLY ballsy, I'll wait till I hear them come in and say hello, and then I'll turn off the shower and walk out buck naked and wet and head to the kitchen, giving them a nice big glimpse from the living room as I do it. A few times I've even just opened the front door wet and naked. That reaction is priceless.
I'm not even really attracted to these olders sluts, but there is something that is such a turn-on (and ego boost) about seeing a horny older woman looking at you like a young piece of meat that they haven't had for years. You just can't get that with spoiled younger bitches who can still pull prime dick.
If you have a nice body, you should try it.
>>35410639
>haven't you seen my glutes maximus?
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>walking from school gym to car to go home
>legs showing off because joggers master race
>shoulder pump and tank giving me a better v taper
>qt fit blond smiles at me as I walk past and she's entering the gym
Kind of looked like pic but at least 6'1, she was taller than me
>fall in love
>imagine what our kids would look like
>imagine our lives together
>>35410960
I'm not even surprised
>inb4 you just do it for the miring and don't even fuck them
Actually had some mirin happen over this past holiday week.
Was up at my mom's house for the weekend after christmas and ended up at the only bar in town on Saturday night
Old friends who i had seen in a little over a year came out and we were all catching up.
Close friend who is a swimsuit model says "wow, you look like you have been bulking up"
brought tears to my eyes
Also slept with a friend of my younger brother that night and she said "you have really nice arms"
I wish she had noticed my lats or something im more proud of, but still felt good
>>35411002
Nah, I always fuck them, but I admit sometimes I would rather just kick them out and jerk off (especially if they've pulled some Myspace angle shit and don't look as good as their pictures). But I'm too nice, so I fuck them.
>>35410960
fuck i wish i had the balls to do this
>>35410999
Yeah, it sucks getting mired by girls at the gym. Because you can't fucking hit on girls at the gym, it's just weird.
>>35410639
Holy fuck that's good.
>>35411205
Is that a no-no? I usually start small talk in between sets
>>35411582
I was just about to say hitting on women at the gym is a real hit or miss. Talking is cool though and if anyone wants to take it anywhere they first better start to learn to talk
>>35410960
Didn't read
>>35411687
>gets asspained enough to respond with trollbait
>claims he didn't read it
luuuuuul
>>35410639
Never delete that message anon.
>>35410639
That's a dude catfishing.
>>35410960
>>35411687
This, no green no care.
What happened to everyone having a mandatory /b/ phase where they learned to greentext?
>>35411788
>several anecdotal stories
>wants them all greentexted
greentext them yourself, i'm not spending all night here typing that shit
>tfw one of my friends ask me if I've been working out since my arms look bigger
>tfw my cousin hugs me at christmas and she tells me I've gotten thicker
>tfw mom says my butt is getting bigger
its all beginner gains, but at least people I know are noticing since they know how skinny I once was. Although I just look like a normal guy who doesnt work out to everyone else
>Be me
>6'0 on my 16th years of living
>Not a bodybuilder and only lift for lolz >genetics gives me good posture because of in shape,stone chest and wide upper back
>tfw no abs,chicken legs and no big forearm
>Every girls i meet on school or someone i meet and have a chit chat always admire how good my posture is
>Fucked girl 3 times (16yo Classmate , 14yo girl and my own cousin , 19yo)
God bless my genetics
Gfs friends do it all the time.
>bought new cloths from mall
>come home to change, going out right after
>gf is at our house with friend
>catch her friend mirin
>"damn Anon, how'd you find a shirt that your chest fit into"
>Gf is based and just smiles at me
Same friend:
>in my kitchen
>Gfs friend comes up behind me
>grabs me by the shoulders and starts rubbing them
>actually Feelsgoodman from doing BB shrugs earlier
>"woo, what's up Anon"
>I turn around and her face is red
>later that day she does it again
I think my gf honestly feels bad for her because she's like 5/10 and single mom.
>>35411809
>MY REDDIT MY RULES
Kill yourself, you dont know how to greentext so you blog instead faggots dont even get what a mirin thread is just try to humble brag a girl looks at them
3 elements to a mirin story
Girls , gains, and being on the spectrum.
Green text is mandatory, dont like it? No body wanted you here anyway.
>>35411931
>my own cousin
>>35411931
>own cousin
There's something faulty in those genetics bud
>>35412054
like wat?
>>35412110
>Like Wat
Wanting to procreate with your own genetic material.
>>35410639
>woman writing a message to a man first
fake
>>35411857
>cousin
>>35412054
man i have so many hot cousins id fuck a lot of them but it's bad and i know that
>>35412045
i fucked this girl. and yes , this is my cousin.
I dont need you to believe me or not but its useless if i tell you lies in 4chan.
anyway , puss felt good and warm but i think im not the first one to fuck her or she used to put cucumber into it.
>>35412131
fifteen chest solid snake?
>>35412054
Inbreeding takes generations to effect.
>>35409792
my gf constantly asks her if shes too fat for me. i say "we're both fat" because im 15 pounds overweight and shes probably 40 pounds overweight. then she gets all mad.
or she'll ask me to let her know if she's getting too fat.
swear to fucking god i hate women.
>>35412173
>being this new
>>35412197
abs with the "solid" copypasta so it's supposed to be metal gear solid snake?
gear because of cannonball delts?
15 = metal? what?
>>35412116
lol ive read a random article that if i have sex and fertilize my own cousin,my baby would be retarded
>live with a chill roommate who's dating a qt3.14
>I'm pretty introverted and usually stay in my room playing vidya or browsing fit
>one night I go downstairs to the kitchen for a snack
>it's dark and I have my shirt off because I think I'm alone in the house
>I open the fridge and start looking around for something to eat
>suddenly I hear behind me "hey anon, what are you doing?"
>almost have a mild heart attack. Turn around and it's my roomie's gf
>"nothing just getting some food. I didn't see you there. Thought I was alone"
>She laughs then eyes my body in the light of the open fridge
>"Wow anon why are your muscles so big haha"
>Have minor body dysmorphia from looking at fit CBTS so long
>"n-no they're not" I mumble, then I speedwalked past her to my room without any foos
>jerked off then browsed fit the rest of the night until I cried myself to sleep
>>35412054
Your just jelly of his god tier webbed toes genetics
>>35412171
What ethnicity is she? And can you describe the entire episode (how it happened, where you were, etc)
Incest stories get me rock hard but I wouldn't do it myself
>>35412232
Alfalfa as fuck brah, mirin
>>35412220
>cousin (15)
>pecs
>abs
>solid
There you go.
>>35410639
Impressive.
>on bus, standing, looking out window
>see average-lookin' milf get on
>don't really care
>she's standing behind me
>feel her coat brush up against mine
>whatever, bus is almost full, no gonna move because of th...
>suddenly, ass
>she's rubbing her ass on mine
>MMMmmmm, nice
>rub back
>nice and warm
>be like this for ~10-15 minutes
>when at my stop, get off
>go home, jerk off
Not really a "mirin'" story, but it happened about a year ago, and the memory still get me hard sometimes.
>meet a qt3.14 blonde
>see eachother at a few frat parties
>we kick it off well and things start getting hot
>we take it upstairs
>making out once we get to the room
>throw her on the bed
>take of my shirt
>the lamp illuminates my body
>she stares for a good 15 seconds
>"yah merlin m8?"
>"what?"
>"nothing"
>we start going at it, missionary.
>mfw she says I'm a lot bigger than her boyfriend
>mfw she can't fit her arms around my back
>mfw she starts crying afterwards
>"I-I can't believe I did that. I feel so gross now."
>pic related/response
>get dressed and leave with my gains on her chest
thanks /fit/
>>35412545
rape accusation incoming. be sure to know how to the protect yourself from getting tossed in prison
>>35412293
What's with Thai biches and coloured CONTACTS?
P.S. I HATE her face
>>35412545
Guys like you are the reason I don't let my girlfriend go to a party or drink without me. If you're in a relationship and you let your girl party without you there, you are a cuck. I don't know how many times I've seen girls who are dating someone cheat as soon as they get past tipsy.
Someone I haven't seen in a long time looked me up and down when I saw him.
He didn't say anything but last time I saw him I had a gunt and bitch tits so I take it as an indication that if I keep up the progress I met get some full mires someday.
>>35411996
threesome
>>35409971
>>35408877
>>35410952
Come say "so?" again when your gf cheats on you faggots.
>>35412293
She's got to be Russian or something, that's definitely asian/slav genetics.
>>35408962
>>35409821
This is an American site, speak American
If you want to speak the German go to krautshan
>>35412894
Because I don't want to stoop to her level. If my girlfriend ends up being a slut, I simply dump her and find a new girl. Protip: decent girls don't want to date a known manwhore.
>be me
>doing dumbell flat bench
>new kid mirrn
>hey anon are those 70s
>yeah
>kid proceeds to mire and is atm
>feelsgoodman.jpg
>>35410120
>>>/reddit/
>>35410565
Man I miss the middle ages...
>>35411788
People now come from reddit. Halvedchan is now mainstream, haven't you heard?
>>35411931
kamisama
>>35408942
My gf is a Muslim qt. She has great morals, never dresses like a slut, it's great.
>>35413120
>tfw 8ch is shit
where do we go
>Jacking off on my front porch
>Mrs. Wilson notices as she's walking by with her dog
>"foreamrs are looking joocy anon!" She says, smiling
"T-thanks mrs. Johnson!" I say as i wave my free hand
>Her dog bites my dick off
>>35412759
Keep at it
>>35412971
>manwhore
Your girlfriend's dildo is too far up your ass. Take your feminism to reddit, faggot.
>>35413162
There are great places, but I'm afraid I can't tell you in public.
>>35413254
Lmao ok. You're very alpha, we get it.
>Be me two years ago
>17
>185 lbs of lard ass
>Decide to lose weight
>ff to last year
>Less flabby more toned 160
>Hanging with Jessie's Girl
>HowcanIfindawomanlikethat.avi
>Playfully punches me in the stomach
>"damn you weren't lying about getting in shape"
>She rides the bone train three months after her bf breaks up with her
>>35411931
>tfw 183 cm(6 feet) tall in my 15th year
>I am average height for someone my age
>I lift regularly but a lot of guys that don't lift still are stronger than me
>girls sometimes mire but I don't know how to escalate
FML I could be getting prime pussy
>>35413427
these are the people posting in these threads
15 year old autists
can we rename this to /cringe/ thread?
>>35413427
>6 foot at 15
>average
>>35413486
It's rather average in Scandinavia, isn't it?
Also;
>Christmas dinner with family
>"heyy, I can see you've been working out, what kind of training do you do?"
>"just lifting heavy stuff in my basement"
>aunt sneakpeekin' the rest of the evening
>>35412862
Even if my gf was down I probably wouldn't. She has that trashy, ghetto look to her.
>>35413562
No it's not average in scandinavia either. Young males 18-28 was like 5'11
>>35408816
so?
>>35413486
>Click here
Im a 6´2 guy living in Norway, and my height is only a little above average
>>35407173
(1/2)
>be fat-ish "powerlifter"
>198lb, 6', 2 years lifting
>basically builtfat,but normies saw me as jacked and average weight, not bad-looking by any means, but people wouldn't stop and talk if I walked past
>looking for part-time work for extra money on weekends
>settle on doing bouncing at a local higher-end club/restaurant
>have a gf already, but nothing stopping me from enjoying looking at the waitresses that are at work and jokingly flirting with them when I'm on shift (all the waitresses are hand-selected by the manager to be attractive, he also has a thing for big tits, so the smallest cup size is a C, so this is incredibly difficult)
>have a few that show passive interest back, but they all know I'm taken, so it's never pursued
>end up losing some weight, drop to ~172lb, on an incredibly crappy, half-intentional cut, partially due to injury
>quite a bit of muscle lost, but largely drop most of my excess bodyfat, actually get a little muscle definition going
>injury had me absent from bouncing for majority of my "change"
>go back in to work
>waitresses don't even recognize me first day back
>hear that some girls were asking about the "hot new bouncer"
>start getting asked, to stay for a couple drinks, with the girls after-shift
>holyshit.jpg...I'm attractive.
>>35409935
I too have felt that feel anon, feels good don't it?
>>35413711
>>35407173
(2/2)
>decide to give up on powerlifting for the time being
>want to work on my mobility, posture and form for my lifts, with the hopes of avoiding future injury (I had APT, rounded shoulders and a craned neck, as well as being pigeon-toed, not severe cases, but at least moderate degree)
>perfect time to be "cut", I decide
>cut some more bf, down to 165lb. upper abs are visible w/out lighting and can get the full thing in the right lighting
>standing taller, with a straighter neck, fuller chest and altogether more trim and well-groomed (side benefit of opening up my chest is that it made my already-deep voice, even deeper, so that was pretty cool too, somebody said my voice sounded like thunder the other day)
>have women ask about the "sexy bouncer" from the other bouncers at the door now
>have had a few waitresses make definite advances now and most of them seem to find reasons to 'unintentionally' press their bodies on mine, particularly their tits, either while walking by, or when trying to speak into my ear to be heard over the music
>manager has started placing me next to bridal parties as "eye candy" for the patrons
I'm skinny as fuck now, by /fit/s standard, and even my own, but it's working haha. I also turned down an offer from a bridal party to go back to their hotel room and strip for them, it was 15 30-40 y/o women, average attractiveness. Offered me $350 for it too, but I didn't even entertain the idea that they were being serious with the offer, I just assumed they were harassing/joking with me.
>>35412118
it also happened to me but she was fat
>>35410639
A degenerate slut.
>a few weeks ago
>sunday afternoon lunch with my family
>we decide to go to this mexican place
>sitting and deciding what to get
>notice this girl staring at me
>at first I thought she was just looking towards me
>check again and we make eye contact
>she's definitely staring at me
>holy shit I'm actually being mired right now
>a little later on overhear her talking about feminist rights
>interest lost
>she looks at me again when i pull out my phone
>my wallpaper is pic related
The look of dejection by losing to a cartoon women is hilarious.
>>35410999
>noticeably shorter than 6'1
>Mfw still waiting on gub'ment money for an olympic bar and weights
>Creeping into strong fat territory.
I have fallen prey to Tacos. Got beard mires while buying milk one day though
>>35413427
6 foot is the masterace height at that age
>>35410120
dude you're so cool how do i be like you
>>35413465
I am not an autist, I can usually make conversation, even though I am quite immature. However most girls are sluts and would be quite easy to get with if I wasn't such a stupid asshole.
>>35413486
I live in FYROM(Balkan country) my generation is very tall, 6 feet isn't average, but it isn't a standout height. at least 30 percent of my friends are taller than me, while kids that are 13-14 years old are way taller than I was at that age. Also you sound like a buttmad manlet.
>>35413931
if height is so good why are you having so many problems socially?
>>35412747
Maybe just pick better girlfriends? Or give the ones you have better reason to want to stay with you?
I don't have any trouble trusting my gf. I'd honestly worry about my own faithfulness while drunk, more than hers.
Though confident relationships are few-and-far-between, and sadly need faith-without-proof, which some autists are too anal to ever get over, so they continue to have shit relationships.
>>35413711
>>35413725
What kind of shitty place has 165 pound bouncers(I weight that at 6 feet tall) I mean unless you are hella strong most guys can easily get past you.
>>35413949
In all my post I say that my height is nothing special, also I have horrible friends that don't hang out with girls, also I don't know how to flirt and escalate with girls, and getting them alone is quite fucking impossible.
>>35414006
girls are a waste of time other than for sex
focus on self growth, dont waste it chasing women.
>get dragged to punk gig unexpectedly
>main act is playing
>get dragged into mosh pit
>shirt rips, remove to prevent further damage
>it also happens to be the bass player's birthday
>he starts handing out vodka jelly shots by the dozens
>jelly shots are soon used as projectiles
>end up shirtless, full of sweat and jelly
>go outside after gig
>black American woman randomly starts talking
>says I'm looking American to her
>actually Yuropoor as fuck
>suddenly starts rubbing my chest "because I've got a nasty scratch there"
>50-year-old punk housewife randomly joins in the fondling while her husband watches
>cute blonde tries to get my attention on the pretense of me having hurt her knee in the pit
>fails
>housewife insists on taking a picture with me
>blonde joins in the rubbing the scratch to get my attention
>stand there shirtless, covered with sweat and jelly while three women are fondling my chest and abs
>surreal as fuck
Also got mires because I caught and firemans carried a stagediver by myself.
>>35408533
Not SS, his chest is too big for that
>>35413974
I'm literally the smallest bouncer now weight-wise, though I have by far the lowest bf% as well. I do still have 1/2/3/4 for my lifts though, and have also come a fighting background, but yes I'm pretty damn light to be bouncing. I doubt they would have hired me at first if I showed up at 165lb, but as I said, I started the job near 200lb.
It's also not a very rowdy club, we're pretty selective at the door and tend to get a large % of women in (rare for a male majority), bouncers are pretty much just there to cover liquor laws, most nights it seems utterly ridiculous to have 5-6 of us in at once.
The most recent real 'fight' was 3 weeks ago and was actually caused by an off-duty (now unemployed) bouncer.
I would like to get up to a solid 180 in the next year though, or I might just say bye to abs and gain back some chub in the meantime, just because I "do" feel rather small at 165lb
>Be me
>Giant faggot
>Only dream is the fit entire 2liter bottle in ass
>Do reverse kegels 26 hour a day for 82 years
>Mom walks in on me
>"damn anon, that anus is looking joocy"
>She summons her tupperware party friends, all older milfs
>They are all rubbing up against my asslips and being flirty even though they know i have a gf
>Mfw i made it
>mfw his name was john cena
>>35413973
I see it more as looking out for myself. If my girlfriend didn't want me to come with her to a party and got drunk that's a clear red flag to me. I reciprocate by never going to a party without her. I've seen to many people get sloppy while drunk and make mistakes, even if they dont seem shitty at heart. Some guys may be different but it's just a rule I have with any girl I date. None of the girls I've been with have ever had a problem with it.
>>35414195
Sweet meme lad whew
>>35414033
i will be like you one day
>>35412759
>gunt
You what?
>>35408816
When your gf dumps you next year because she loves you, but she's not "in love" with you, you will call this chick and she will not return your calls.
If you EVER pass up the chance to smash a hot bitch, you will never get that chance again. Unless it's 10 years later and they are fat and have three children to different fathers.
>>35409935
>having gf while in college
bretty sure you wont be together with your GF until youre both 80yo, thats when u will regret not fucking every qt3.14
>>35414401
Gut, I presume?
>>35410999
tall girls are notoriously easy to pick up bro. No one ever hits on them, because they have manlet syndrome.
>>35414401
Gut + Cunt
I'm exaggerating a lot, a gunt is what morbidly obese women have when their gut covers their cunt. I'm a dude and I just had a gut, not a huge one like that that hangs down.
Still got a tiny bit of gut but it's not like stretch-whatever-shirt-you-are-wearing kind, it's barely noticeable now.
>>35413794
>The look of dejection by losing to a cartoon women is hilarious.
She probably just thought you were a autistic creep after she saw the pic.
>>35413725
why the fuck do you have a gf. you will regret this when you are old
>oooh remember those times when i worked as a bouncer when all those hot chicks wanted to fuck me and i turned them all down cause of my gf xD
>oh my gf? ye we broke up in your 30s
>>35414463
>If you EVER pass up the chance to smash a hot bitch, you will never get that chance again
This is so true it hurts, this year I got muy first gf and while she was away con vacations this bitch keep texting me to meet up, but since I didn't want to cheat on her I did nothing and eventually she stopped texting me, when my gf came back 2 weeks later de broke up.
>>35410667
>not realising its a prossie
>alpha? Kek
beta status confirmed
>>35414675
haha, I've already been with my fair share of women, despite previously crippling self-esteem issues. I'm 25 now, turning 26, when I first started dating my gf at 23, I'd already been with roughly ~30 women in the 7 years.
I've also set my bar pretty high for being with attractive "bragging rights" women, I may not have filled out all those 30-odd women with 8-10's, but I DID date a girl who went on to become Mrs.Universe, so I have that. Believe it or not, I personally wouldn't, it's the internet, so I understand if you think I'm lying.
That's not to say I'm awesome because of it, when I knew her, she was just an incredibly-hot coworker, but the day I found out she won some years later, was the day I determined I'd probably never "one-up" myself again when it came to being with a more attractive girl.
So, I might ultimately regret having a gf, during my current situation, but at the same time, I have absolutely no right to any regret, because I've actually had pretty good- if intermittent- luck when it comes to women, considering how little I actually tried to do to improve my odds with them, before I got into lifting.
My gf also flirts around her sexual interest in women pretty often, but has never acted on it, so I'm trying to cultivate that into something.
>>35413283
kek, look at this beta trying to play it off
>>35415069
You seem very insecure. Sorry your parents never loved you anon :(
>>35408877
>>35409971
>>35410952
>>35413668
>>35414463
I'm not into cheating, plus she's a virgin so it would be a lot of trouble to get into her pants.
>>35413144
German/swede detected
>>35411036
> wish she had noticed my lats or something I'm more proud of
Never change /fit/, never change
>>35412917
>Speak American.
Found the nigger.
>>35414501
>tfw no tall gf
Fucking shit genetics country. I'm pretty much the tallest person. Ever. Under any circumstance. In any circle of people.
And I'm not even THAT all,
>>35408815
stay fat and hairy
>be swole
>never get mires because shut-in
>At work
>On break
>Works official gym rat comes up starts chatting to everyone
>Casually starts massaging my shoulders whilst talking to everyone
>Damn anon you have really great shoulders
>H-heh t-thanks
>Walks away
At least someone noticed right?
>>35407173
>walk through mall like made of gold
>hear a loud "gawd damn"
>turn around with a smirk to look at mirer
>"das a tasty burger"
>cheese drippin from his cheeks
>"whatchu lookin at?"
>standing there sexy smiling like the idiot I am
>"thank you"
>turn back again and hastily walk to the exit
>>35414463
Why is this what all of /fit/ thinks? You fuckers must be terrible with women, that your odds become so circumstantial.
Women, even hot women, have times where they feel desperate or less-attractive, this might seem to be a "one-time chance" for some guys, to get with a girl in that league, but it doesn't mean its the "only" chance, it just means that it's the only chance they'll get, being the person they currently are. You can have as many chances as you want if you choose to improve yourself to that hotties regular, non-desperate, standard for men. (Most of which can probably be achieved through general improvement in grooming/diet/excercise/posture/social habits)
>>35415340
>doesnt get that the "speak American" guy was implying that germans speak arabic
>has not been following news about people immigrating Germany lately
pick both
> on shrooms, midnight lift
> only me and one other dude are here
> we both walk to adjacent powercages
> completely quiet, super awkward
> we both load up two plates.
> as I'm checking his weights I notice he is looking at my weights, our eyes meet briefly
> after our sets are finished, our eyes meet again.
> It's on
> we take off our shorts and sit down, masturbating in perfect sync whilst staring hungrily into each others eyes.
> we finish at the same time wave and walk in the opposite direction.
> shrooms starting to wear off
> realize I'm in my homegym
> realize the other guy was me in the mirror
> tfw unintentional autosexuality
> tfw no gf
Happened today actually, new jumper so feeling tight on my mooskly arms.
One of my first times getting mired, first was GFs grandfather but that's other story.
>Hospital
>FItted clothes (treated myself this Christmas)
>jiggy over to the deskeroony
>2 middle aged nurses start asking me questions, obviously fucking miring me because they asked me to confirm my date of birth
>slags
>confirm my phone number
>whole time staring at my lushious breasts and mooskly arms
>Loving every second of this but still thinking if my nipples are sticking out but didn't want to check
>"Young people always know their phone numbers off by heart"
>"He can remember my phone number if he likes"
>I chortle and swagger away like Elvis fucking Presley and sit down in these baby seats that make me look huge
>Get called in for tests
Stupid bitches don't even know I fainted in my blood tests
>>35415984
Alright there flanders calm down.
>>35414033
>end up shirtless, full of sweat and jelly
u jelly?
>>35414153
Post pictures of you, no homo?
I've been told by a body builder who said if I lifted a little more seriously and lost fat, I would have the body of a god. I'm hella fit, but I have a wide back and strong legs from doing sports when I was younger (25 now).
I'm fat as fuck now and I really don't know how I would react to that much attention to me, but it is nice to imagine. Curious to see your body no homo to see how far I have to go lol.
>>35407173
>black neighbourhood
>guy dressed like kkk in the background
Wut
>Playing quick memes
>Our team johanna, uther, nazeebo, jaina, thrall
>Wow we got an actual good team
>I feel good about this
>Johanna goes full merc build?
>Ignores every objective
>Refuses to tank for any team fight
>Just cycles between merc camps all game and calls us scrubs
>Eventually after 25mins I carry the team to victory
>"bout fkn time" from johanna
I didn't even know johanna had a merc build.
>tfw you'd rather be playing HL but your friends don't even own 10 heroes
>>35413231
Most believable story itt
>>35413794
>somebody has actually fapped to this retarded kangaroo / rotisserie chicken hybrid
Animu is shit
>>35414006
Get better friends. Seriously.
>>35414401
Fupa
>>35414463
It might be true, but there's no lack of hot girls out there. If the lad is making gains he'll have no problem finding another one when the time comes.
>>35411931
>only lifting for the lolz
It sounds like you are still 16
>>35410305
That's called an acubra you backwards moonshine sucking cousin beating red neck!
Also, made from rabbits
>>35412171
Would probably look a lot better without those shit contacts
>>35412747
>Guys like you are the reason I don't let my girlfriend go to a party or drink without me
What the hell? How is it the dudes fault? He did not know until he was already balls deep
>>35415340
>found the newfag
>>35413973
>pick better girlfriends
>"but MY gf will be different!"
haha
they all say that
>hear two girls talking about me in the kitchen at work
>they both have boyfriends
>"someone said he used to be even bigger when he was at college"
>"god, can you imagine..."
>ego boost of the century. I'm average as fuck but most guys here are either skinnyfat or obese
>>35413931
Brate koji kurac je FYROM?
>>35409790
that's why we lift the bar up mang
>>35415030
Is this pasta?
>>35417037
Ausfag brate raised by Makedonski familia here.
FYROM stands for Former Yugoslav Republic of Macedonia.
The Greeks won't accept just Macedonia, so they settled for FRYOM.
And kid, get off 4chin and go shoot some Albanians or something
>>35414598
No it's not when it hangs down, a gunt is where the fupa is so fatty that it merges with the gut ala cankles.
>>35412364
I even knew that pasta and didn't get it
>>35416875
im 17 now , year getting worse. i got no puss this year.
>>35413427
Are you living in netherland bro? Im living in Bali,Indonesia so being that tall is overheight
>>35416899
lol yes she's kinda slutty tho
>>35416436
sorry for the late reply, here's a recent pic
>>35412293
She's Indonesian-Chinese slutty girl with below average boobs.Anyway , I still would hit her again.
Won't type so much but :
>Went to her house in Bali for family catchup
>She admires me so much about my body
>She was 5'4 and watching small girl is a turn-on for me
>She touched me so often and sometime with that mainstream mires
>Everybody went to kuta for sunset
>She held me like im her bf on the beach (i thought thats normal cuz we look like a sibling)
>went home with her with her motorcycle cuz i love riding motor and i dont know roads in Bali
>She hold my back with hugging from back
>her hands always ''too down'' so her hand resting in my laps and dick
>two days later
>Everybody went to the Tanah Lot except me and her and 2 other lil sisters and bros
>I slept on couch (FYI my body is sensitive , i awake if someone touch me)
>Realized something humping my right lap
>It's her,humping above me , her breath flows to my face
>Oh lord even hybernated bear can be awakened by this
>Lap feels wet and i opened my eyes and eye contact with her
>Poker face for several seconds
>she scared a f , her hands look weak to hold her body
>she put her face on my chest and cried(her cry looked fake but idk man that looks so sad) and said sorry
>about two minutes when she lied down in top of my body , i hugged her
>Didnt know that girl was this warm and comfy
>i rotate my position so i above her now
>didnt say any word,stripped her loose shirt and blue shorts
>play with tits down to navel and to her puss
>This is my first time and i only play slow and gentle stuff
>had sex , ejaculated on her tummy
Seriously , i got a boner to recount this again.
>>35418689
>i got a boner
me too friend
>>35409792
Actually, if you would not have said a fucking word afterwards it would have been the most alpha thing to come out of your mouth in your life.
>>35418689
>even hybernated bear can be awakened by this
kek
>>35412232
fucking lost it, thank you for this autistic story
>>35415323
This was such a reddit post
>>35418689
Is that you pajeet?
>>35418689
thank you anon...good shit bro
>>35412984
70s EleGiggle
>be 350lb fat fuck
>no friends, completely ostracized, no mires, no girls want to talk to me
>lose weight
>225 lbs, 5'11'', lifting for past 5 months, continuing to improve myself
>no friends besides cousins who I occasionally smoke weed with but don't get along with otherwise, completely ostracized except for when I have to go to work, no mires, no girls want to talk to me
What was the fucking point even
>>35415507
Is the front right guy on gear cuz his delts are way bigger than the natty guy on the front left?
>>35418689
>>35412364
Still don't understand how Snake is solid.
>>35415694
underrated post
I'm a dyel lanklet so only girls mire my lmao74inches
>omg anon your so tall
>I bet anon can reach it cause he so tall
>tfw only guys mire my ottermode
>>35415630
Made my night anon thank you
>>35410639
D A M N
>at work
>wearing a nice v neck that hugs my traps, chest, arms, and lats without being to tight
>a couple of co-workers ask if I go to the gym through out my shift
>"I go every once in a while"
>finally time to leave and we all go into the break room to clock out
>qt coworker puts me on blast
>"wow anon do you work out? I've never noticed how wide your back is.
>"I love it when guys have the solid chest, anon just flex a bit"
>I flex and she places her hand on my right pec
>"OMG he has it, he has it!"
>Turn to my manager, "Can I report this for sexual harassment?"
>Everyone laughs, I give another quick bi flex and then put my jacket on and leave
I finally look like I lift in mediums, can't wait to move up to larges.
>>35413348
>bone train
>in the grocery store picking up some stuff
>walk into produce and try to find some good potatoes
>to my left is a thick ass on a qt
>look for two seconds while her back is to me then go back to bring human and keep shopping
>suddenly feel her eyes on me
>try to ignore it for a little but eventually give in and look up to see if she's actually eyeing me down
>she's fucking staring hard
>all of my wut.mp4
>as soon as I make eye contact she realizes she's being weird and bolts it out of that section
Women are autistic as fuck.
>>35413048
> I miss the time which I was never alive for
ok.
>>35409843
Why not both tho?
>>35407173
>>35407173
>>35407173
DAILY REMINDER
>these are the people getting "mired" in these threads
>>35407173
>>35408533
>>35408748
>>35408758
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>>35410159
>tfw you will never have white women openly mire you just because you have a BBC
>>35419897
>that nigga in the green shirt
Maybe it's just that the rest of his body is skinny as fuck but his biceps are lookin bretty gud.
>>35419952
fuck off cuckposter
>>35419897
these are the guys that claim theyre packin 8 and telling you your routine is shit.
>>35419989
>implying I am
It's a fact of life that white women hop on the savage Big Black Cock when they're younger and then go marry a nice, normal white boy when they're older.
You can't disprove it the same way you can't prove gravity is a myth.
It's a fact of life.
>>35410639
I'm just sitting here scoffing at you small plebians and your intro mires
however THIS, THIS is quite the spectacle that has been seen.
Wow.
>>35412984
lol 70's, small pathetic lil fgt starting his first week of SS?
minimum 125's here on /fit/ to be considered non-skelly.
>>35420046
Again
Fuck off cuckposter
>>35414501
>tall girls
>pick up
>>35418689
muuuh dick
>>35415626
fuck her anon
>>35410565
Those are the Teutonic Knights not the Knights templar you fukin sand nigger
>>35418689
yo can I get her number breh
>>35418418
you a fan of roadhouse?
>>35412175
>even considering incest based upon the "inbreeding is temperal" meme
KANSAS
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A
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>>35420046
its true. im the transition period. im a white guy that jungled fevered white bitches flock to. what does that say about me? (serious question, here is the only place I can get an honest, anonymous answer)
also yes i have lots of black friends because they're much cooler in general tbqh
for example, no, i don't expect anyone to believe me, but i just fucked a white girl with a FAT ass (who has two half black babies) in the ass against my clear glass door as she was about to leave.
>>35413144
if she is a "muslim" but dates/fucks a non-muslim especially out of wedlock she's a kaffir whore desu
>what does that say about me?
that you're trash, a scumbag, wigger, and probably a drug dealer of some kind.
also you'll probably die or get locked up in the next, oh, five or so years.
>>35412118
>>35412118
Not true desu sempai. Often times grills on tinder will message me first.
Pic related, but I'm not from Vegas, I was visiting.
>>35419172
Keep going
>>35412171
She cute
>>35413911
kek
>>35420304
It probably means you're fairly jacked and you act more "black" than you think. Same thing happened to me in college.
>>35420334
CHARGE YOUR FUCKING PHONE YOU WHORE
>>35420328
graduated summa cum laude, def wiggerish tendencies, don't deal. we da alpha nexus bruh, why you so mad? you get cucked by a tyrell?
>in army
>basic training made me go from a chubby 205 to a way leaner 190
>meet super cute gurl at ait
>post random snap of me shirtless
>"oh wow anon you're ripped"
>next day
>she's talking to other gurls
>"did you know anon is ripped?"
>"really?!
>drags me over
>tells me to take off shirt
>she and the other gurl feel me up
>ilovethearmy.jpg
>>35419897
Speak for yourself desu senpai. I was a 9/10 on hotornot.
>>35412171
Pic was in a dream girl thread, not your cousin. Nice try tho
>>35420379
>same thing happened to me in college
what same thing?
and your diagnosis is pretty much correct
>>35419952
Everyone posts this picture of that mic troll like it means something.
>>35419391
>"solid"
>>35420404
This obviously goes without saying but be very, very careful with chick when you're in the military. I was fine but I had quite a few buddies get fucked over by it.
>>35419236
http://metalgear.wikia.com/wiki/Solid_Snake
>>35420313
I dated a Muslim once. The only girl I've ever been with who licked my asshole. I miss her. Hold me bruhs.
>>35420424
I would always get hit on either by black chicks or thick white chicks with fat asses. I want to a pretty "white" college but I went to high school in a real ghetto part of town so I had a lot of black friends, and made a fair amount of black friends in college. I was never really trying to do it, I just fit in well with those guys and liked hanging with them. Add on the fact that I was pretty swole then (185 at around 10% bf) and I was getting a lot of attention from the chicks that usually went for black guys. I think it was because I had a lot of the same mannerisms and a similar body type, but they could take me home to daddy and not get disowned if I'm being honest.
>>35420474
dude i just got a boner from text, i didn't know tis was possible. pics
>>35420425
It does mean something tho.
>>35420474
>>35420313
>>35413144
>>35408942
What do people mean by "Muslim"? Like Arab girls?
>>35420491
would bro with
>>35420542
The Muslim girl I was dating was a French Moroccan. Blonde hair brown eyes.
>>35420525
Does it mean something? Who cares what this bitch thinks? She's a 6/10.
>>35420553
>>35411931
Did your cousin touch your pecs? Did she proclaim them to be "solid"?
>>35420596
> 6/10
> dat insecurity
"F-fucking 3/10 nigger loving whore. I'd NEVER give her the time of day I s-swear"
>>35420667
You think she's higher than a 6/10? I don't care that she what she wants, she doesn't rate.
