>that guy who faps in between sets
God, I hate that guy. He thinks he's such a badass.
At least he doesn't yawn!
>that guy who doesnt
>That guy who drops his weights after every set and prowls around the gym like he's the lion king
anyone else ever had sex in the locker room/in public
>no homo
>>35405621
>mfw I am that guy
>mfw I don't wash my hands after fapping
>mfw I smear my cum all over the equipment
>mfw I see someone touch the cum-stained dumbbells after me
>that guy who pops his cysts in between sets
>that manlet who always tries to give you a blowjob in the showers
>that guy who hoards dumbbells
>''are you using those?''
>''yes''
I'm going to the gym today and doing every single thing in this thread.
>>35405718
are you me?
>>35405750
Dare you to deliver.
>>35405621
I can't help it, my squat plug makes me really horny.
That guy who takes his shirt off while lifting and starts playing with his nipples while singing "For the Longest Time"
>>35405621
I actually did this once
I had a raging hardon from a literal 10 who was prancing around my gym. Couldnt train or focus so I just snapped out a quick batch in the toilet.
>>35405945
A batch of what?
>>35405964
Knuckle children
>>35405621
>not edging right before a set to raise testosterone levels
>not confirming erection before next big lift
>that guy who forgets to breath when he is benching
>>35405669
