How the fuck do I get to be Mark Hamill mode?
>>35383990
Skip instead of walking and running.
>>35383990
You will never present Luke Skywalker his father's light saber at the ruins of the first Jedi Temple
grow a beard and put on a suit while still being old and tubby
>>35384067
fuck you
>>35384067
Rey is so fucking hot omg why even live in this galaxy
>>35384121
>tfw you will never have force imbued babies with Rey
>>35384121
>Rey is so hot
top kek. Good one m8
>>35383990
hire a incredibly expensive and experienced personal trainer
start operating
3x5 pointing around cameras
>>35384079
Bingo
>>35384079
He's clearly lost weight.
>>35384103
>going into a starwars thread
>not expecting spoilers
M8
get paid 18 million dollars to lose weight for a 2 minute scene with no dialogue
>>35383990
get a beard desu
>>35384611
t b h
>>35384196
well, I guess that's proof every uggo can look sexy if it sticks to a diet and gathers knowledge of what can improve its appearance
>>35383990
Star in the greatest movie trilogy in history, and then never do anything noteworthy afterward.
>>35383990
>get into bad accident
>be depressed as fuck
>become a fat fuck when nobody else will hire you after your face gets fucked up
>become an amazing voice actor
>the series you were made famous for before gets a real sequel
>get your shit together
Also, don't forget the drug fueled orgies involving carrie fisher
>>35384914
> drug fueled orgies involving carrie fisher
go on...
>>35384165
>>35384179
she looks cute on the movie
irl eehhh
>>35384956
Carrie Fisher is a known drug fiend, and is known for throwing some wild drug and orgy parties
>>35384914
>become an amazing voice actor
holy shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7vYXMzAaYpc
>>35384969
Is you gay bruh?
>>35383990
>accusing finger reinforces unquestioning authority
>>35384898
He has been a voice actor ever since. Pretty much anytime you have heard the Joker's voice in the past 25 years it has been Mark Hamill.
>>35384956
Ya Carrie Fisher was a wild one. They were barely able to keep her in line enough to film the original trilogy. As soon as they were done they dropped her like a bad habit and let her drink and snort herself into oblivion. Notice how she looks TERRIBLE compared to Harrison Ford and Mark Hamill? That was the best that they could do man....
>>35384898
>yfw he voices the joker from your childhood cartoons
>>35385136
Shit, man, it must have been awesome to be in that circle during the 70s and 80s. I mean, yeah, she's all haggard now, but I can only imagine how crazy the sex must have been when she was in her prime.
>>35384007
I got that joke
>>35383990
Nice genetics and be the fucking joker
>>35385182
For real. I like to imagine that her slave outfit got more use off screen than it did on. Mmmmmmm.
>>35384067
>the ruins of the first Jedi Temple
The retarded Ness o this statement alone should polarize anyone who's been a legitimate fan of the series
Disney fucked all of Star Wars when they made that trash heap The Old Republic canon
>>35384196
What is this from?
Google turned up squat
>>35385254
He obviously wasn't on Tython at the end of the movie. He was on Tython when he was trying to train the new Jedi, but after Kylo went ape shit he went into hiding. The planet at the end was not-Degoba.
>>35384898
>literally the best joker there has ever been regardless of the medium
>nothing at all
He's in fuckton of shit check his IMBD
>>35385301
>>35385168
>>35385122
>>35384914
I'm glad so many people know this.
>>35385295
It's called Slipstream. One of those really crappy sci-fi B-movies. Bill Paxton (Hudson from Aliens, and more recently the Drill Sargent in Edge of Tomorrow with Tom Cruise) was also in it. I've only seen it because my parents got me this DVD collection full of B-movie sci-fi for my birthday. The kind of movies that Mystery Science Theater would make fun of.
Best birthday present ever.
>>35385239
A Dame to say the least
>>35385420
>that underboob
BRUH
>>35385338
Fuck yeah it is, thanks for the info m80
>>35385327
Mark Hamill I'd actually one of my favorite actors, his pre-accident films all had a nice aesthetic feel to it too
>>35383990
>makeup
>botox
>hair and beard dressing
>flattering hollywood angles
>>35383990
>Be a fucking Jedi
>>35385463
>Hollywood angles
I could do that with a fucking 50mm lens mate, he's done a lot to fix himself up that's for sure. He was never a slob but he cared little for putting much effort into doing much about his appearance but never enough to become ugly or disgusting just clearly uncaring.
>>35385442
Why I posted it
>>35383990
>use the force, dumbass
>>35385442
>>35385420
Apparently her bikini was entirely rigid. As soon as she was moving everyone could see from London to Uranus
>>35385687
Kek
Grow a bear, get a customized suit and feel alpha.
>>35383990
Have Disney hire the best in nutritionists and personal trainers to ride you 24/7 for two years.
>>35386835
How can I be casted for Disney movie?
>>35386842
Make a movie in a franchise they pay 4 billion dollars for so that they desperately need you back.
>>35386758
>Grow a bear
that is pretty alpha
In an interview he said he feels amazing but would really quite like a carb now.
>>35384874
>Mark Hamill
>uggo
>>35384898
He is THE joker u shitstain
>>35386849
Sounds easy, where do I sign?
