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>that weird couple of days between Christmas and New Years celebrations edition
Old edition >>35375821
Trenbolone
Im the low test guy whos 18
What could even cause this? I have giant gyno too lel. What the fuck is wrong with me? Like what caused this shit?
>>35383279
Short answer is genetics.
Buy a shotgun and re roll
Go to a doctor they will give you shit to fix/cope with it
Or buy illegal bathtub chemicals and self medicate
Does test + letro really make you taller if your epiphyseal plates aren't sealed?
>>35383293
fuck it, bath tub chemicals it is. fuck looking and feeling like shit.
>>35383279
my FSH and LH are also low. sign of anything serious? or just fuck it and roid?
>>35383279
How tall are you?
>>35383240
Didn't get any responses in last thread.
What does PCT feel like?
Going to run my first cycle in January for 8 weeks, what can I expect in terms of mental effects? Especially in PCT? I'm asking because I've got exams in March, and so I don't want to be a big mess during february and march and not be able to revise.
My cycle:
WK 1-2 375mg test-e 2x wk
WK 2-8 250mg test-e 2x week
WK 1-6 T-bol 60mg 1-6 (May consider dropping the t-bol, I'm not really looking for massive gains, ottermode 4lyf)
PCT: toremifene
Also, anyone else ever used modafinil while on cycle or on PCT?
Furthermore, how many lbs of muscle would I be able to gain in these 8 weeks, if I were to eat at 500 cals above maintenance? I've been lifting for over a year but I started quite skinnyfat at 18-20%. So I didn't make much gains cutting for most of the time.
>>35383324
it means your nuts arent producing the normal amount of hormones that makes you a man. they probably never will. so yea nut up and start shootign some test into your body twice a week.
HOLY FUCKING SHIT GUYS, this brazil chica is an absolute sexual ANIMAL
>pick her up to go clubbing
>she wants me to just go to my place
>put on music poor her some champagne
>doesnt even drink but attacks me with sex
>jesus i'm glad i took levitra! fraud, way of life!!
>carry her to my bed room
>undress her
>she blows me
>i start fucking her raw in a lot of weird positions i never ever did
>bust no pulling out
>thanks dick pills dick strong like iron
>we have a lot more sex
>end up busting another load in her
man she fucks like nothing i ever experienced, she also made it again clear she just wants to be fucking no relationship
brought her back home after
srs question, what is the best way to lose fat while not on gear and keep most of your gains?
if you get 1g protein pr lbs of weight, is it possible to still lose gains?
180grams of protein = 720 kcals
can u keep all your gains on 720 kcals a day?
>>35383350
How do you find the time to do all this shit AND post on 4chan
HOLY FUCKING SHIT GUYS, this brazil chica is an absolute sexual ANIMAL
>pick her up to go clubbing
>she wants me to just go to my place
>put on music poor her some champagne
>doesnt even drink but attacks me with sex
>jesus i'm glad i took levitra! fraud, way of life!!
>carry her to my bed room
>undress her
>she blows me
>i start fucking her raw in a lot of weird positions i never ever did
>bust no pulling out
>thanks dick pills dick strong like iron
>we have a lot more sex
>end up busting another load in her
man she fucks like nothing i ever experienced, she also made it again clear she just wants to be fucking no relationship. during sex she also mentioned anal but that it hurts and if i like it, i said sure. so anal probably soon, kek also when she sucked my dick she gobbled the ballz and licked the perineum. shit man this bitch is amazing AMAZING
brought her back home after
>>35383261
>>35383365
By lying of course!
>tfw he won't fuck me because I'm not a real girl
Repost cause didn't see new thread:
>>35383069
I have roughly $100 to last me for the next two weeks and my milk and mcdoubles addiction is not cheap
I do have about 15x 20mg dbol caps and maybe 10x 50mg anadrol pills though. Probably gonna up the test to 750mg/wk starting tomorrow also.
But in a month or so I'm getting my Pell grant check for the semester for roughly $3k. Gonna get sdrol and test and tren and put $1k on my truck payment
Then I'm gonna buy weird shit on amazon and fuck bitches all day
My fuckin libido is going crazy on 500mg test alone. Twice in the past week I've jacked off 3x in a day and then went to see gym bathroom honey and busted once again and 10 mins later I'm horny as fuck. I almost can't handle this shit but it feels so damn good to be this horny
she said she weighs 42kg
kek, a small light weight woman can really do a lot of crazy positions
man
chit was so cash
>>35383411
How far are you into your cycle bro? How are the gains? Im hoppin on the train myself in a few weeks.
We're the same age I think so I'd be nice to hear from someone who's in a similar position
phil heat's arms
brooooo............
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oVHNjb6T9XI
>>35383329
5'9 lel while my dad is fucking 6'1
>>35383450
Almost 9 weeks I think? Gains were fucking crazy on the dbol. Every day I gained size and constantly made PRs. It still feels great on just 500 test solo.
asking here. I'm about to do my first ever cycle for puttin on as much mass as I can and I want to do it harder than just test, abit more yolo, 3 months on:
500 Test
500 Deca
50/50 dbol/drol
Should I add or minus anything? Please help me out. Hairloss is a concern so Tren is prolly out of the equation. My stats: 140 lbs (cut from 175 to get to 11%bf), 5'8 barefoot, 26 yr old
>>35383624
Careful with your orals. You running 50/50 all 3 months?
best strength routine to run on tren?
>>35383652
Smolov jr. all lifts
5-10 lbs per week
>>35383279
>>35383324
why wouldnt you see an endocrinologist and see what your options are?
Do you honestly think that at 18, you should hop on TRT without seeing what a real doctor thinks first?
obviously you are worried enough to get some tests. take your sheet in and discuss options.
thats the ONLY option that makes sense right now. dont trust a bunch of us blowhards on the internet when it comes to quality of life stuff my friend.
>>35383673
oh my god...
>>35383324
>>35383348
Low Test and Low LH/FSH means it's secondary, the problem is in your head not your balls.
>>35383678
> in unicorn land where endocrinologists give a fuck
Endocrinologist will check your thyroid and prolactin because they have to, and when those come back negative, is most likely going to do any or all of the following...
> refuse to treat
> blame protein shakes and creatine
> try to convince you low test is normal
> accuse you of steroids
> blame stress
> "testosterone causes cancer, do you want cancer?"
> put you on low-dose androgel for 6 months and then cut you off
>>35383873
Id at least look into it before i started self medicating.
As an 18 year old you probably dont even know how to wipe your ass right, let alone try and correct a hormone imbalance on your own.
No offense, youre just young and dont know any better. Maybe youre different. Use due diligence, thats all im saying.
>>35383678
What could going to a doctor do for me? Might as well just fuck it and hop on, it's going to be such a fucking relief
>>35383411
>crazy libido
>jacking off 3 times
lmao pick one
>>35384003
lol do what you want to do. Im sure you know more than doctors about what is going on with your body or whats causing your issues.
>>35384088
stop being such a fucking shitlord
doctors are fucking retarded when it comes to test. As long as you're capable of living a healthy life, they won't do jack shit even though some extra test would help you out a fuckload, unless you're an old fuck
>>35384053
3x masturbation (I was reserving some for that night) plus one load from humping plus however many more I could have done if she wasn't so sore after the first time.
5-6 loads on one day is a lot I think
>>35383624
Try eating food and lifting first m8
>>35384114
How silly of me to recommend that a 18 year old uses due diligence and is in contact with a dr about their health.
HERR DURR. GET BLOODS BEFORE AND AFTER CYCLE BUT DONT TRUST DERR DOCTURS TO READ THEM DEY RETARTED.
Imaginary annonmoose shadows a much smarter idear.
lol fucking muppet.
>>35384144
lol at 299 ng/dl he would be told that he is normal anyway and would not be allowed to receive test
yet if he was some god damn tranny he would get all the hormones he wants
doctors are subhuman animals and don't know fucking shit
Natty here. Physically, I don't really show any signs of low test I'm pretty hairy and my lifts are going good but not amazing. I have some depression/libido issues though. Is it worth me getting my test checked? What things would I need to get checked and what would the cost be?
>>35383317
If you can get it through the doc you would be better off, even if you over medicate yourself with bathtub chemicals. That way when you need an AI or anything the doc will give you pharma grade
i have a month where iwont be in school or working, with all this free time I want to do AM/PM sessions. i am not smart and cannot program can someone guide me in the right direction to putting together an effective split?
500test
350tren
20sdrol
How important is being lean before I hop on? I'm 5'10" 180 at about 15% Got dat 1/2/3/nearly 4 and have been eating, sleeping and shitty lifting for the last 8 months after spining wheels for years.
>>35383673
is that what you did for your deadlift?
>>35384480
God dammit jerry
Actually tried doing deads/squats alternating days on smolov jr. Turns out my natty body can't handle that amount of volume so I think I ran 2 cycles of squats. It's pretty fun 2bh
Maybe that's what I need to do for deads
you guys have that pic where it shows
high estrogen symptoms
normal estrogen symptoms
and low estrogen symptoms?
lips have been chapped as shit all week so I stopped taking AI, but then I got depressed as shit for a while
>>35384642
pic not related btw she's just hot. would never do some workout like that
>>35383411
Damn I'm glad I'm done with college
>>35384716
It's not too bad. I was gifted with the ability to retain 90% of anything I hear so I usually surf fraud/play games during class and then a couple days before the tests I look over the material and usually end up with a high B
Plus it's community college and I get a sweet ass $3k grant per semester on top of my full ride cheerleading scholarship. And cheerleading is fun as fuck
sup bishs
>>35383240
What's a good bodybuilding routine I can do with Test-E, I'll start my first cycle, and I have everything prepared, but I don't know how to train on Test. The routines on the pastebin don't look that impressive.
>>35385002
Do SS but with 20 sets of 20 reps
>>35385032
>>35385002
5 day split
>>35385080
any example?
>>35385086
Just do PPLPPLX do cardio on your rest day and probably one other day too
Who the fuck does this bitch think she is. Not gym bathroom honey btw.
She's texted me over 10 times over the past three months and I have not replied to anything until today. She even Facebook messaged me
>>35385086
mon chest. tues back. wed legs.thurs shoulders. fri arms. weekend cardio/relax. you can split it up whatever works best for you really is ideal, thats just what ive been doing for yrs
>>35385111
But I should like, add volume and exercises, right?
the base routines look like they have too little volume for roids.
>>35385161
Why not hitting each group twice a week?
>>35385159
Did she send nudes?
>>35385161
I enjoy back/biceps -- chest/tris -- legs/shoulders done ABCABCX.
One day heavy, one day hypertrophy or recovery depending on how your joints and other shit feels
ABCABCX
HLHLHLX where H is heavy days and L is hypertrophy days
I also put deads on back day because they interfere with my squats.
Feels good bros
>>35385184
No. She's not very attractive. I don't really want nudes I just want her to go away but if I can get nudes why not?
hi /fraud/
I have 3 vials of tren e and 2 of test e (6000mg, 5000mg respectively total) and 50 tabs anadrol 50mg
I've been thinking about starting all doses low and ramping up, for instance
drol
wk1 50mg ED
wk2-4 100mg ED
tren
wk 1-2 300mg/wk
wk 3-14 450 mg/wk
test wk 1-2 250 mg/wk
wk 3-14 375 mg / wk
Does this seem like a logical thing to do, as in to ramp up the doses? I figured this would be beneficial, especially since at week 5 I will be out of drol, and the ramping up the test and tren by then will kick in enough to supersede the effect of the missing anadrol.
Either way, i'm confident that the final doses of test and tren are enough for some serious gains, on top of what I gain from the drol.
>>35384140
I cut so hard just so I COULD roid, I've been lifting this whole time, good form and my diet is on point... You think I should wait longer?
>>35385198
i usually do some tri with chest and back with bi. i just like arm day a lot plus big guns kna mean.
>>35385200
yes its very logical. you never just want to go balls to the wall off the gate
>>35385210
He's saying you should get some mass on you first. 11% @140lbs is deep into DYEL territory.
I'd hold off on the roids until you bulk back up a little bit since you have almost no muscle right now. Like 160 at least. Then keep bulking and add test now that you've had experience in gaining weight while lifting
>>35385241
I only do it this way because I like spending lots of time in the gym doing compounds and it pleases my autism to do these groups together.
If you like doing it that way then more power to you! I'm sure it's as effective for your goals as mine is for my goals
>>35385241
how does your arm day look like?
>>35385198
I was also planning on back/biceps, chest/tris/shoulders and legs. But The routine I had in mind did not have the difference betweeen heavy or hypertrophy.
>>35385293
I do the heavy/hypertrophy cause the strength gains from test and dbol make my elbows hurt like a motherfucker and makes chest/triceps hurt fuckin bad. So I just switched up all the days like this. Usually I train accessories on the hyper days like rack pulls, front squat, etc
Maybe I need fish oil or some shit for my joints
>>35385293
i go reps of like 12-15, not heavy, higher volume. cables n shit. lately i do more hammer curl type movements to make my forearms bigger too.
Is there a way to sublingual testosterone?
Maybe you could put some TNE in a dip or something?
Why do no places sell testosterone patches?
I've been injecting for years, but I'm lazy and want to just slap on a patch or something a few times a day.
>>35384195
ask your gp
>>35384114
>>35384144
>>35384162
my dad is a doctor and i can confirm he's a fucking retard who knows nothing about testosterone, when i asked him about 32 straight teeth he said it's testosterone that = forward growth of the face, now there are about 50 reasons i could come up with off the top of my head why thats total bullshit, primarily being women have fuck all testosterone yet you don't see women walking around with collapsed maxilla's and shit, he's such an uneducated lonely piece of shit i fucking hate him.
my sister's an ugly bitch because the orthodontist extracted 8 of her teeth, and he fucking knows it. Maybe it's just denial, i'm sure if my face wasn't busted as fuck people would listen. No amount of body can make up for a busted as fuck face
>>35384642
if your dick is sub 8 inches your have high e, fucking mouth breathing piece of shit, i could strangle you so fucking easily
>>35385002
at least do it with some oral or something, test on it's own is shit
>>35385342
they do. but very short half life and kinda expensive. look into the T pellet that they inject in ya butt. or test o which is like a 3wk half life or somethng
She said she was gonna kick me in the balls
I told her I'd fuck her up if she tried
And she sent a nude
Fucking women what the fuck
>>35385401
Kek
>>35385389
Implying that one dumb doctor whos area of expertise is most likely not endocrine related reflects all doctors.
>>35385401
Happy holidays creepo. Do you crucify cats too?
>>35385435
Seems like the classic "wants to be your sluts but doesn't want to be called a slut" situation
>>35385389
Are you upset
>>35385459
Daddy doesn't love him
>>35385409
Do longer esters feel shittier?
I loved prop, gives that sense of well-being. I don't feel that on enanthate or cyp.
I have never tried any other esters.
>>35385435
>>35385444
all me
>>35385459
>>35385465
I was just making a point, free t is what matters more, but doctors generally don't know whats good for you
She's sent 4 nudes now. I'm telling her how to pose and she's doing it kek
This girl is dumb
>>35385286
thanks, Its prolly less than 11%, but I was cutting so hard I didn't put on any bulk but I did condition my body well.
I really dont want to waste anymore time though, this summer I have to look damn good. It's very important to me. getting 20lbs of lean mass without gear would take me a year about, then another cut maybe.
Can't I do a cycle now and get 20 lbs muscle in around 3 months on gear, then get on test and just go up from there? I know I look DYEL but I can't stress how important it is for me to have a halfway decent body this summer.
>>35385518
Dumb or eager for a dicking
Are you asking her to do stupid poses?
>>35385389
Doctors specialize for a reason.
>>35385518
I'm imagining bologna flaps. Am I right?
>>35385518
You're a fucking sociopath piece of shit.
>>35383331
Bump
What does a toremifene pct feel like? Nolva?
>>35383624
do 500mg test only for first cycle. test & tren both can accelerate balding though. And stop cutting if you're planning on cycling...
What's the best PCT these days and what AI?
Ralox and nolva still beesknees?
>>35385529
Yes lol
>>35385539
Nah it looks just fine
>>35385540
That's possible
>>35385571
You going fuck her?
>>35385518
Looks like that weird nerdy type. She'll probably do anything you tell her because you're the most attractive guy shes ever had a shot with. Solid fwb right there.
>>35385518
why are you blocking the nudes? Do you have some sort of conscious or something?
>>35385579
Maybe. It's almost 1AM tho and if she doesn't reply in 5 minutes I'm about to rub one out and go to sleep
>>35385601
She's been going on about how I'm cute and hot and sexy. She's also annoying as fuck it took me 2 minutes to figure that out after I met her
>>35385603
I don't wanna get b&
It is my greatest fear. But if you guys wanna see it I'll post uncensored. Mods are asleep maybe
>>35385607
Just dick her to shut her up lol
Things aren't going great with gym grill right? Might as well fuck a grill who worships you. Apart from being annoying I doubt there's going to be any drama.
>>35385614
Janitor is usually quick as fuck this time of night
>>35385621
If you make her feel dirty enough she might regret it and leave him alone too
>>35385614
Post most retarded pose
dudes, I was thinking of adding Anadrol to the end of my cycle, I'm on week 5, and the total cycle is going to be 12 weeks, Anadrol would start at week 7 till the end. My cycle is just Test, currently.
>>35385614
oh yeah. i forgot about the no nudity thing. How dumb.
id say go ahead but im selfish and am only thinking about what her vag looks like.
Her feet look huge
>>35385633
This dumbest pose for now
>>35385621
She's drunk so can't drive and she's with her mom currently
>>35385466
idk i typically always use E and never noticed much difference. i always feel good w test in my blood...then again havent gone off in 3-4yrs.
>>35385555
nolva is fine 40 40 20 20. use ai a bit
>>35385640
Dont get b&!!!
>>35385640
she looks like shed be soft in the not fun way.
I HATE girls that are skinny but not fit.
Ironic with me being chubby but at least i CAN MOVE if i need to.
girls that are soft remind me of something gross, like a spawned out salmon thats all mush.
Hard to describe unless youve felt one i guess :-\
Deleted the pic
Might post more if I don't fall asleep in 10 mins
>1g tren and 750mg dnp
fuck me mate, another miserable night of sleep.
>>35385531
I was just pretending to be retarded
>>35385673
You don't simply delete a pic from the internet
>>35385693
No but he won't get b& now
>>35385693
My only goal was to delete it enough so that I don't get banned for it
>>35384390
Please respond. Do hit the same muscle group twice in one day? Or do shit like legs and shoulders in the same day
>>35385637
so?
>>35385688
not wise, at all
>>35385705
Probably 2 different groups I'd think. Or do cardio for one session instead of lifting both.
I don't know though, I'm not a doctor
>>35385747
PPL +cardio sounds good
P/P L/C repeat as much as possible mix it up a bit more, idk you do you
>>35385705
>>35385758
It sounds like you're gonna be doing a fuckton of volume either way
>>35385758
Whoops ment 4
>>35385705
But yeah how should we know what you can do
>>35385767
You can mix in power and hypertophy too
What does your cruising dose look like and how do you diet/ train on it?
>>35385854
250 test e, cut/mostly strength training in prep for next blast
>>35385854
250mg e4-5d
>diet
eh. try n not eat a whole pizza for dinner
Looking for daily journals on test or hgh. Throw it my way if you have one/know of one.
Although anything like that really would be interesting.
>>35385854
250 mg a week
I eat clean at home and count macros
Out with friends I eat like a pig for the lolz at "How are you so fit when you eat like that" stuff
>>35385854
150 a week test e.
Any higher and my brain can't relax well if that makes any sense.
>>35383365
dedication
>Ostarine
>Sarms S22
>Sarms Forte
Anybody here used one of these?
How did it go?
>>35385522
any input on this, maybe?
>>35386239
stop stressing over getting a sik bod by summer.
get on the gear and all that, you can stay on but you can look noticeably better by then i suppose, nothing crazy. go with orals then if you want faster results
>>35385522
You might be able to pull off a decent 3 months transformation.
Start with Test + an aromatase inhibitor on hand (8 weeks) Then add tren ace at 50mg/day while lowering the test to 250mg.
>>35386290
Thanks... what orals would you suggest? Is 50/50 drol/dbol too much? should I do like 20dbol/50drol?
NPP, tren or just test for second cycle? Looking for mass.
>>35386523
really wanna do tren ace but I hear its terrible on hairloss and I'm genetically inclinded. But adding for last 4 weeks it won't be terrible right? thanks btw
car crashes are not fun, would not recommend
>>35386524
what are your goals? size?
both will put size on you but you will hold on to some water. are you already lean? or soft looking to get hard
>>35386535
I'm prone to hair loss. But I'm running 75mg/day with no hair loss now. Keep estrogen in check and eat good food.
Excess Estrogen(google high and low estrogen sides) - Use aromasin. Don't crush your estrogen. It will also keep you drier.
Inflammation - Avoid grains, dairy, and processed food. Eat sweet/white potatoes for carbs.
Also I would run that tren ace for 12 weeks total(20 week cycle), then cruise.
>>35385401
LOL'd audibly
>>35386603
Luckily when I started swerving in the flash flood today I just crashed into some highway post. No damage.
What happened?
What happened to you.
>>35386620
>What happened?
>What happened to you.
Haha, I only meant to say one of those
>>35386620
Some fuckwit tried to overtake by going on the part of the road outside the lanes, the road ran out so he swerved back in and fucking nailed me into another car, we both swung into a guardrail and I got t-boned by a car behind us.
f'ked up.
>>35386620
>>35386626
you sounded like a concerned grill
>>35386607
What's your taiein (??) solution for acne? I'm on 60mg accutane, cruising, and keeping estro low as balls and
S T I LL
getting the occasional zit
>>35386639
It's often digestion.
>>35386716
How fix jj?
>>35386716
JJ what's your go-to blast when trying to get mass?
>nips are getting itchy off cycle
>look like shit
>getting injuries
Kill me senpai
>>35386938
Medium test, low-medium tren, medium-high NPP.
>>35385200
You shouldn't ramp up test, start at your desired dose
>>35385522
The reason you should hold off with gear is because you in reality probably don't know shit when it comes to dieting and proper form in the gym, how to contract your muscles properly, etc.. So if you cycled you wouldn't be at your full potential and you'd probably bloat because of your shiet diet and then think it's high estro and up your ai, resulting in little gains... So either cycle and end up like that or fucking wait til you actually have experience being a natty lifter
Where my fraud at?
>>35387294
I would post my tinder convos but it's all in Danish :(
>>35387304
wow u have talked to girls?!?!!?!? holy shit man!!!! you absolute madman omg! xD
protip: nobody gives a shit
Does /fraud/ have any success getting bronkaid from their friendly local USA pharmacy? what other substitutes are there for ephedrine?
seriously, how do u people get sex?
if i talk about sex i get called a perv, and if i dont then i become a non-sexual entity.
>>35387323
It's okay anon, one day you too will pull sloots
>>35387294
>>35387304
Bror, post your profile
>>35387470
Srry bro am too scared
>>35387488
>>35387470
Am stuck on a bus the next 1.5 hours tho if you wanna hear some stories :3
>>35387501
Do it
>>35387501
how many bitches you fucked from tinder?
>>35387323
butthurt mad jelly man detected
>>35387367
>seriously, how do u people get sex?
be attractive.
>if i talk about sex i get called a perv
You're probably ugly
>>35387555
>be attractive.
I have a really big nose, I think that's why people don't find me attractive. Would it be stupid to get a nose-job? It would be pretty obvious that I had the surgery tho
>>35387505
Ok so I have a fwb I see once a week or so but other than her this is my most recent hookup
>a couple of weeks ago
>be me out clubbing with my friends
>meet pic related, a girl I had a flirt with several months ago
>she has gotten some booty gains, booty is pretty fire
>she asks why I have texted her, licks my ear
>instant solid boner, I have to smash tonight
>we dance a bit, lose each other but I text her that I'll walk her home
>meet up with her at like 5, ready to go home
>we walk like 200m and she legit out of no where starts sprinting away, I'm like wtf and run after her, luckily I do my cardio
>after like 500m she stops sits on the middle of the street and starts crying
>I'm legit wtfing all over at this point can't understand what's happening
>she tells me she ran because she saw her ex who apparently is obsessed with her, used to beat her etc
>I ofc say reassuring bullshit and how I'll beat him up blah blah, I just wanna smash
> we finally get to her place, I come in we get to bed and she's such a fucking tease, takes me like 40mins just to get to finger her
>once I finger her I know it's sealed tho, gonna smash 100%, so we fuck and afterwards she breaks down crying again
????
>I've already busted so my common sense kicks in again and I realize this girl is low key crazy
>I tell her I have to go to the bathroom, in reality I leave her apartment from the back door
> she calls me 2 hours later crying saying she really likes me
????
Block her number and Facebook, haven't heard from her since
>>35387575
Forgot pic
>>35386634
I'm guessing you were unhurt because of your muscles and will be going to gym as usual.
Hope you at least get some insurance money.
>>35387575
Haven't texted her*
>>35387294
>>35387304
>>35387488
germanic race. pure, immortal and god-tier beauty genetics
>>35387564
>I have a really big nose, I think that's why people don't find me attractive
It's probably not only about your nose. Yes, symmetry is proven to make you attractive, but it's mostly about the eyes/certain look that makes you attractive.
take for example this guy; his ears aren't perfect, but his look is enough to compensate.
how does your eyes look? picture?
>Would it be stupid to get a nose-job
If this makes you more happy about yourself, i see no reason to not do it.
>>35387575
Fwb is pic related, she's a couple of years older than me, but fuck she's stupid. Can't have a conversation with her, pussy is cash tho.
>>35387636
>bragging on the internet about pic related
lmao
>>35387632
As a guy looks mean a lot but personality does as well, I have met a lot of guys who were good looking but autistic around girls and therefore doomed to wizardry or hooking up with semi-unconscious drunk girls
>>35387647
I have been with several better looking girls and I could easily post a pic of one of them but I'm just being honest anon.
Why you so mad?
>>35387575
alpha story, but...
realize ..this is 4chan. 90% is virgin/autism.
So when you write a story like that, they will be butthurtt and raged as fuck.
beside that; most ppl are feeding on your failures. Post a story where you failed, see 29394949 responses
c'est la vie.
>>35387652
>personality
*confidence.
Of course you need confidence, that's common sense.
That's the second most important factor.
I was natty on this picture.
who is mad?
>>35387677
show your face
>>35387661
yeah man, i'm so mad some1 had sex with an average girl jeez man!!! i'm visibly shaken by how mad i am right now!!! aaaahhh!!! AM ABOUT TO EXPLODE WOOAWDAHWHA
seriously, you've had sex, grats, why is this something worth posting about? you managed to do something a normal human being does every day, wohoo!! ima post it on le internetz for my le anonomous friendz!! maybe some1 will care! xD
wow bro, u had sex man!! not only once, but with multiple girls!! WHAT THE HELL MAN?!?! teach me ur tricks and tips xDD *le tips fedora*
>>35387672
Having a good personality and being confident kinda go hand in hand, you can't have a good personality and be insecure as fuck
>>35387685
autism
>>35387575
>>I tell her I have to go to the bathroom, in reality I leave her apartment from the back door
>> she calls me 2 hours later crying saying she really likes me
Jeez. This girl needs some legit mental help.
>>35387677
off cycle =/= natty.
>>35387694
Most girls need mental help senpai
>>35387699
less than 1g = natty
This are natty vains.
who is mad?
not off cycle, but natty.
i also have off cycle pictures where i still have gains. I will show them soon.
>>35387687
I tend to disagree.
personality and looks are something you need in a long relationship.
confidence and looks are something you need for a one night stand
>>35387694
Yeah but calling the dude who slipped out the backdoor, to tell him you like him? That's some next level validation seeking.
>>35387708
I'm pretty sure < 3g is natty.
>>35387709
I agree with that, I think you misunderstood me.
You can be confident and have a shit personality, but you can't have a good personality without being confident in yourself
>>35387716
Shit. Meant for >>35387701
>>35387716
>I'm pretty sure < 3g is natty.
p sure youre natty as long as you dont run gh and slin
off cycle picture
kept the gains
who is mad?
we haveeeeeeeeeeeeee a challenger..in the rightttt conerrrr a butthurtt anonnn>>35387699
>>35387709
There are enough ppl that have a shit personality, but have good looks and enough confidence.
They have enough sex, trust me.
personality is something you need for a relationship.
>>35387727
That's basically what I'm saying? >>35387721
Natty pic of mastest before his first cycle
>>35387716
>>35387723
Every girl is capable of being crazy/emotionally unstable.
If a girl meets a guy who they find to be perfect boyfriend material and they over-attach themselves but the guys remains relatively unattached... It's a recipe for a shit storm, I have had this happen to me and several friends several times...
It's somewhat the same as those guys who get friend zoned, they are just too beta to act crazy as fuck tho
>>35387684
>show your face
i will show anything but my 2 inch dick
>>35387734
yeah, i already posted it before i had time to read your post bruh
>>35387575
>asks why you haven't text her
>runs in the street crying
>low key crazy
You got blinded booty breh
>>35387727
your skin looks all fucked up m9
>>35387755
>i will show anything but my 2 inch dick
show angus
>tfw natty
>tfw no gym and shit diet for 1.5 weeks
feels terrible
>>35387766
that's because of the shitty camera.
i'am virgin. I don;t lift for girls, fuck girls i hate them bruh
>>35387750
lol That's true. Girls generally don't take getting friend zoned well.
>>35387724
Truth.
>>35387756
Lol if that's all she does after a night of drinking, I'd still say that's low key crazy.
>>35387781
>>tfw natty
< 3 grams master race!
natty arm
46cm/ 18 inch
who is mad?
>>35387781
hey chem
how can you be natty breh?
looks good breh
>>35387822
going to be in jail/halfway house for 3-4.5 months starting early/mid January for that acid stint I pulled over the summer.
Won't be able to lift or pin so I came off two weeks ago and am ordering Triptorelin for PCT.
>mfw reduced to natty calisthenics for 3-4.5 months
JUST
>>35387838
You can't lift in prison?
>>35387756
been booty blinded too many times
>>35387854
Prison and a halfway house are completely different.
But no, I got work release. AFAIK I leave to go work then come back and get locked down.
>>35387838
Sounds terrible breh.
But with Triptorelin i'am sure you will keep most of your gains. Just make sure you can eat enough. You can buy extra ood in prison, not?
>>35387878
I'm honestly just going to try to be stringent with my diet and lean up a bit. Would like to come out at 8% or so then blast Test/Tren/Mast. No point in trying to put on any size, natty calisthenics are not the recipe for that, kek.
Plus Nat said I was looking chubby and needed to lose some weight =/
>day 6 of 750mg dnp. taking gram of tren and anavar too
>already ate 1500 cals
>spent an hour walking around town sweating my ass off, probably burned fucking near 500 after being dehydrated and weakened so much
I kind of want to go to the gym and train arms, even with DNPs weakness curls are easy to do, but even with a gram of tren I might not gain muscle at all or if it's even worth going to the gym.
fuck.
Also my last 1000 calories(@ 11pm) will be polish meatballs on red sauce, a small pita with halloumi and chutney. fuck me mate this is gonna be good.
>>35387893
Sounds reasonable breh.
Luckly you have muscle memory etc. You were able to regain pretty fast the last time you lost all your gains.
eveyrthing will be alright brother
>Plus Nat said I was looking chubby and needed to lose some weight
smack her.
those blacks are bigger than us in prison, without roids and shit-tier food
>>35387906
>cutting
>taking gram of tren
some people just dont care about their health
>>35387906
>750mg DNP + 1g Tren
I'll take "X days of nightmarish sweating, hunger, lethargy, weakness and nausea" for 500, Alex!
Seriously though nigga wtf u doin
might as well stab yourself repeatedly while you're at it.
>MUHHH TRENNNNNNN
>MUHH DNPP
>>35387925
Mate the night times are seriously bad.
i think i will go to prison also
they must use some secret potions over there
>>35387943
They smuggle orals in just like any other drug.
Plenty of Dbol/Anadrol at certain prisons.
>>35387947
Yeah, for sure. I hope they also smuggle an ai with it.
walking with crazy gyno will get you mad boobs and you will for sure get raped by your prison mates while sucking that gyno titties
>>35387838
You should have hired a lawyer. If you were black it would be game over.
At least you still have 4chan.
>>35387893
>Plus Nat said I was looking chubby and needed to lose some weight =/
Has she seen a mirror recently?
>>35387971
Did 60s/early 70s bodybuilders and athletes have AIs?
>>35388008
I got off really really fucking easy.
Originally was looking at minimum mandatory 2 years prison for assault on a peace officer.
Did well on bond and stayed clean, got dropped to Felony Trespassing and misdemeanor assault.
3-4.5 months work release, 3 years probation
I definitely deserve it IMO
>>35387943
You can get anything in prison though injectables are hard due to lack of needles. Apparently they use altered needles for insulin injections and some steal needles from doctors. Anadrol (naps) and dbol are the most common. Nobody uses ai, probably due to lack of awareness.
>>35388055
No, only Nolva.
>>35388068
>>35387838
What did you do?
>>35388099
A bunch of really stupid shit.
>>35388099
He took LSD as he did every weekend
Then he thought he was dying so he banged on someone's door and when they didn't open it he tried to break in/did break in
Then he fought the police
Apologies if I missed anything
>>35388099
tripped out on acid, put fist through window of a house to use their phone, resisted police, told them to shoot him.
i want to stack anavar and winny. should I run both at full dose?
>>35388167
>>35388174
Welp, pretty damn accurate.
>>35388075
So using gear inside prison makes you bigger than using gear oudside of prison
>>35388225
outside
>>35388225
All you need is tuna and top ramen nigga
>>35388285
kek.
that old pic.
mirin that top ramen tranformation
>>35388285
Ya reckon that pic on the left was his stance whilst in prison
Anger levels rising.
>Buy BC on circle.
>send to private wallet I haven't used in months.
>go to send BC to vendor, using private wallet.
>asks for password. Which, I don't have.
Fuuuuuuuuck.
>>35388349
DLTBB has been making sick gains lately
He's my goal body, we're the same height.
mirin those tuna dick gains
>>35388374
People in prison are unemployed so they make bigger gains
>>35388373
Those shoulders are too insane. pretty cool. crazy shoulder genetics. I'am happy for him, pic related
arms improved a bit also, since last time.
makes me wanna bnc.
life is though
>>35388396
>bnc
does someone have the bnc vs cycle pic with zyzz and supaturk
>>35388373
He's achieved freakmode. Nigga looks like he belongs in DragonBall Z.
>>35388391
>People in prison are unemployed
Not all people.
Most have prison jobs. They work from 9 tot 5 also. some go to school etc.
>>35388412
kek i made that picture.
supaturk is the only one i mire.
>3 weeks since I had my ears pierced
Can I wear earrings now? the specialist said 4, but with all the trenbolone I'm sure my healing factor way exceeds that of normal humans.
I don't think I've gotten sick since the moment I started taking roids.
>>35388422
Those guys don't look big
>>35388439
Girls shouldn't take tren.
>>35388455
>female
>>35388420
looks sick.
i remember he has very high lat insertions. You can see it a bit in that picture
that makes him a bit more narrow.
luckly he has big shoulder to compensate.
>>35388361
Probably what motivated him to make gains
>>35388494
>compensate
for being a manlet?
This guy is 20 years old, but looks like hes 30-35
roids does make you look older
>>35388449
You're looking for excuses
>>35388542
I'm just pointing it out man
>>35388542
>This guy is 20 years old, but looks like hes 30-35
I-I don't want to look older, how do I avoid looking old
>>35388542
mirin' nipples
>>35388549
It's okay brah
>>35388550
don't roid
>lifting/roiding for girls
>>35383240
where's the /fraud/ sticky I legit want to read it.
Just roid asap
ppl just dont want to see you big
>muhhh age difference
assuming you aren't an ugly retard, is being a blatant juice head the male equivalent of the plastic fake tit fake tan blonde hair barbie?
>>35388542
>>35388582
>>35388600
i refuse to believe he is 20
