>Be me
>Wake up
>Mom got me nearly everything I asked for
>Wii U, Protein powder and supplements, cash
>Spend the rest of the morning and afternoon playing smash 4.
>go to the shitty 24/7 gym around 4 pm
>come back expecting christmas dinner
>nothing
>the dumb bitch fell asleep
>the ham she was going to cook is just sitting in the fridge
>fucking throw it against her bedroom door and proceed to tell here that she is fucking ruing my gains
>she starts crying like a typical woman
>tries to salvage dinner by going downstairs and starting to cook
>go to my room to play smash and drink milk
I hope she doesn't think I'm going to eat any of that shit. I needed that food and hour ago.
How was your Christmas, /fit/?
>>35374033
Is that your mom OP?
Holy b8.
I got a power rack with dip bars and pulleys I'm hype as fuck
my bitch ass mom got me a trip to mexico when I told that cunt I fucking wanted to go to Japan
worst christmas ever
I went from broke to about $1000 and all the parts I ordered for my bike came in.
>>35374428
you should join the cartel once you get to mexico
I miss these threads
>>35374222
Trip dont lie
>>35374033
That pic... diamonds every time
>>35374111
>>35374222
checked
itt:
>ingrates
MY PARENTS GOT ME A FUCKING VOLVO WHEN ALL I WANTED WAS THE MONEY STORE ON VINYL
WHAT THE FUCK MAN
>>35374033
>people responding to this post as though the situation really happened
the irony is that i woke up today and wondered why the fucking ham wasn't cooked yet.
it was done around 7 pm. i made do yesterday with some bullshit here and there.
mfw it's midnight and i've got a nice little bowl of ham right next to me as i type.
>>35374033
The thought of neets who exist like this bothers me.
>>35374709
Hate to break it to you but u really dont rhink mummy should be yelled at for being late on dinner? Not all women are so sensitive that u cant call her a cunt for being one
>>35374752
>mfw you're probably an Italian dude who loves his mother but lost her years ago
Just relax and cry. Don't troll and bait.
>>35374033
I know it's a joke thread but it pains me to think that there are actually kids out there like this.
My rents got me a kitchenaid mixer, but they wouldn't let me make buns and cinnamon rolls and shit today because they were cooking turkey or some shit.
>>35374708
>bowl of ham
>>35374033
>still living at home with mommy
Never gonna make it
>>35374033
>white people
>>35374033
Knew this was bait from the start cuz Wiiu, still kinda salty tho
>>35374033
I know bait,
But spoilt shits like this actually exist. I met a few growing up. Hate them.
What sucks is that one of them turned out successful. Can't. Stand the nigger. Our friendship ended in junior high when he got mad I beat him at a board game. Threw a bitch fit. Anyway, he films music videos now.
>>35374033
ZACH YOU FUCKING KEK I HATE YOU
>>35374033
>missing the anabolic window
Not making it OP.
>>35374033
hot damn. i wish my gf looked like this.
>>35374640
Ill trade you bruh.
>>35374033
>parents got be a bmw
>I've been asking for a jag
>worthless fucks
>selling it for scraps Monday to spite them
>>35376770
Shame about the face though
>>35378562
>I like to shower with naked men
That's all I read in your post
>>35374111
who cares about that bitch, look at them trips tho
