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How would one acquire parasites on purpose, to help with cutting?
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How would one acquire parasites on purpose, to help with cutting? After this I'd get rid of them once I'm satisfied my weight.

Should I drink contaminated water, order them online or something else?
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>>35368732
They won't do shit m8. At best they might make you feel nauseous all the time so you eat less.
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>>35368732
Drink the water from the rivers of India
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Simply eat a dairy or meat that's way past its best before date. preferably let it sit in room temperature a day or 2 before eating it
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>>35368732
just go outside and walk around barefoot
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>>35368732
pic related
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>>35368732
the idea of them eating your food is fucking ludicrous what happens is they damage the wall of your intestines causing inflammation and stopping you absorbing food which will lead to malnourishment loss of gains
they also make you feel sick which stops you eating
they can also give you cancer if you have a weakened immune system
sort yourself out faggot and just bite the bullet
dieting is hard
if your dieting and not losing weight your not in a deficit
or you dont have enough muscle to get lean
no short cuts you fucking cunt
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>>35368780
wont give you a parasite if there are no cysts/eggs in the meat faggot will just make him ill
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>>35368782
I don't live in Africa or wherever you are tho. They haven't even had those in India in forever.
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That is pretty fucking dangerous man
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>>35368835
It's not dangerous, you fucking sissy

You think it'd be in the parasites' best interest to harm its host?
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>>35368849
implying the parasites main host is humans
implying the parasite wont kill the host eventually by ruining the ability to absorb nutrients and impairing the immune system
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>>35368881

depends on the parasite. Some won't even parasitize humans if it's not their preferred hosts. Many people could have a tape worm and never notice if they live in a first world and eat regular amounts of food. It's the starving people in shitholes that are already deficient that suffer from them.

Then again, some can be fatal like pork tape worms that burrow into your brain
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>>35368732
never change /fit/, never change
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OP, you are an idiot if

1. you think that parasites only consume calories and don't do a range of other damaging processes inside your body
2. you think parasites are even in the same ball park as roids/supplements intended for cutting

are you that afraid of giving in your natty card?
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>>35368732
find a dog with tapeworm and eat their shit
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forgot pic
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>>35368732
Don't do that
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>>35368732
You're literally just as bad as the uneducated housewives back in the early 1900s that would do this shit. At least they had an excuse- they weren't allowed education. You're just a modern moron who should've died off long ago under normal circumstances
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>>35368775
>>35368780

this
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>>35369112
You gotta be a fucking moron. Any basic biology course defines parasitism as one organism gaining benefit at the expense (harm) of the host. It is not commensalism.
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OP, don't listen to any of these faggots.
GO online and order a tapeworm. Basically can eat whatever you want and not gain fat.
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You people are fucked in the head.

I started at 1005lbs 6'1 and made my way up to 200lbs. That's considerably harder than putting down the fork once in a while.

This infuriates me.
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>>35368849
nigga you don't know shit about parasites
stop this crazy plan and grow some balls (crazy to say that to a guy who is thinking about parasites to cut) big enough to not eat so goddamn much as you normally do
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>>35369628
I was 270 down to 160 up to 195 now
it's both fucked senpai
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>>35369628
how is that considerably harder? eating is easy
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>>35369711
Lmao, you're comparing someone who has to lower his dily allowance by 1000 kcal, to someone who has to make a complete diet plan and probably needs to up his intake by 2000 to 3000kcal just to put on muscle

That's completely different, plus your stomach isn't big enough to stomach all the food at the beginning, so you have to progressively adjust your calories everytime. A pain in the ass.
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>>35368732
Fffs get sum clen miofamiglia protein-baka TBquiteH
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>>35369628
how in the FUCK did you get to over 1,000lbs?!

Pleaes don't tell me you fell for the mutant mass maymay
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>>35369711
Not if you feel like throwing up after eating a small amount of food m8, us skinny cunts need to forcefeed ourselves all day
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>>35368775
Poo in the loo
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>>35368849
You're thinking of a symbiot you idiot. Mutual benefit

A parasite only takes from the host. Thus eventually killing it
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