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>mom wants to send me cookies for christmans again
>tfw had to put foot down and say no
>no more snowballs
>no more peanut butter mice cookies
you brehs staying strong?
say yes you little bitch. Have one and freeze the rest
nah, dog enjoy life and cut like a madman once the new year rolls around.
what's so fucking important about your bf% that you'll pass up on enjoying the holidays with your family, think anyone will even notice that you're 1% lower BF than you would be?
get realistic, you'll be in the grave one day and you can still get ripped in the meantime while enjoying a bit
>>35342592
>get home from college
>first thing I see are peanut butter cookies with a hershey kiss in the middle
>"Anon I made your favorite!"
>run to the bathroom and pretend I had to shit
I'm not gonna make it.
shit i ate half a pound of buttercrunches today and i plan to eat the other half for dinner.
>>35342617
>say im gonna cut like a madman on the new year
>never actually do
>NYR fags
> not thanking your mom for all her hard work just trying to make something nice for her shitty ungrateful kid
> being a pathetic whiny bitch
Pick two
>>35342592
>>no more snowballs
Almost 2013+3, and won't snowball with mom.
My cookies are coming via express mail tomorrow. I will probably skip dinner and just eat cookies slowly during the day. Then I will be sad when all of my cookies are gone
>>35342644
fuark breh they looks so good
>tfw no self control
>tfw ate entire tin of danish butter cookies yesterday
>1700 calories
JUST
it became a mission or something to finish off the entire tin
i cant just have a few cookies
>>35342592
>Saying no to your own mother when she wants to cook you christmas cookies, knowing that makes her happy, because you want to be lean.
You could do as >>35342612 suggested you fucking retard piece of human shit, make your mom happy and eat them when you're cheating or stoned as fuck. One day your mom won't be there to cook you cookies and you'll regret being so selfish
God, I hope I never have to deal with a son like that.
>>35342637
why u made?
>>35342644
>Can't do cardio for a couple of hours.
Sucks to be you.
>>35342592
>you brehs staying strong?
I'm not an ungrateful fucking bitch so I eat whatever my mom makes
>>35342784
you are a fucking retard that cant make his own life choices
>dieting at christmas
Take a week off and enjoy the holidays with your loved ones you autist.
>>35342791
>take one week off
>set my self back 10 weeks
>>35342810
Not if you're careful.
>>35342788
It's Christmas. A few days of having some cake won't kill you
>go nans
>she basically force feeds me some of those polish cookies with the fruit in the middle
>panic how am I going to track this
>ask to see the package so I can buy more
>she says it's a secret family recipe
>ask to see the recipe
>she refuses
>maybe later down the road anon
>ok fuck off bitch whatever
>wandering around the kitchen later see an empty package of the cookies in the bin
>Aldi sticker still on them
They were expired too but at least I got to take my macros
>>35342987
>she feeds you expired cookies and makes up an elaborate story to cover
It's like a seinfeld episode
>>35342592
Decided today that my eating and alcohol habits need to change so I can get rid of the flabby body I've developed over the last 6 months. Traveling home for Christmas tomorrow.
My mom is as vain as I am when it comes to self image so she'll be supportive. My friends are all beer drinking alcoholics as well though, so it's gonna take some serious self control to not drink a shitload of beer every night.
I think I'll be alright.
>>35342617
>>35342637
>>35342717
>>35342784
>>35342791
>>35342892
>>35342914
So many gains goblins itt
Shoo Gains Goblins, Shoo!
>>35343023
Just drink hard liquor neat. No calories and you'll have way more fun
We never eat anything particularly different for Christmas so I don't have to watch out for anything.
>>35343051
I'm an alcoholic. When I buy a bottle of hard liquor, I drink the whole thing. A whole bottle of, say, Jack Daniels, is 1648 calories. That's about the amount I'm trying to eat daily.
Alcohol is calorie dense as fuck, even without the carbs.
>>35342592
>Colorado vacation
>Family believes I'm shaming them because I'm not taking a cheat week.
>"Oh come on, doesn't that double cheeseburger look good?"
>"C'mon Anon, you've *got* to try these truffle fries."
>Meanwhile they're struggling to snowshoe. Father flat out gave up on skiing/snowshoeing, citing the altitude making it too difficult to breathe.
>Fat/asthmatic father can hardly walk, taking 3x the time and panting heavily after a 5 minute walk
>I have asthma too - it isn't the altitude.
>I'm only 7 months into /fit/, this is the first time I've had to diet on vacation and eating clean is taking its tole.
Hell no. I'm eating and drinking whatever the fuck is put in front of me. Don't we deserve Christmas off?
>>35342914
I want to like this, but not on FB
>ITT: ungrateful faggots
I'd eat the shit out of your mom's cookies. Just wait until she's dead and you never get to taste them again. Fucking faggot. You could eat one and give the rest away. You're scum.
>>35343147
NO BREAKS
5% DO WHAT EVER IT TAKES
>>35343133
this was me a while ago
>tie shoes
>breathe hard
>walk down few stairs
>breathe hard
>ride bike 10 mins to work
>sweating like a pig
>>35342592
jesus fuck OP. just take them, be grateful, tell your mom i love her, and give them to your co-workers or neighbors or something. holy shit
>>35342617
This. Once you get below a certain amount people stop noticing anyway. Why starve yourself through the one time of year it's acceptable to go a bit overboard?
>>35343278
Idk if you made bullshit excuses, but this week in Colorado has been bullshit excuse express.
>tfw drinking 4 cups of eggnog a day, everyday for the last 8 days
someone help
Jesus, how fat do you people get on a bulk? If you're worried a couple days of overeating is going to make you a fat fuck, you're either delusional or too fat to be bulking in the first place.
>>35342987
i really like your grandma
>>35343395
This.
Just enjoy this week with your family, eat some good food (once a year goodies) then get back to your diet.
>>35342592
Why the fuck do you think Winter is bulking season, faggot?
>>35342592
At this point it'd probably be easiest to just kill off ur mum so you don't have to deal with this bullshit of her trying to be nice to you the rest of your life.
>>35343384
GONAD
>>35343736
im already 250 M8
Every year:
>Be at work
>Co-workers constantly bring in sweets and unhealthy shit
>"Come on, Anon! Where's your Christmas spirit? It's time to indulge!"
>Politely say no, that I'm always a healthy eater while eating my eggs over rice and oats with salad
>They start gaining weight
>"THIS IS THE YEAR i"M GOING TO LOSE IT!!"
>They pay $40 for gym membership
>Quit after a week
>They're always pic related
>They go back to yoyo dieting and binging while wondering why they don't lose fat
>"Muh god Anon! Why were you blessed with such genetics?! It's not fair!!!!"
>Tell them why they're not losing the fat
>"But that's totally wrong! Dr. Oz said..."
Do you save your money?
Are you as obsessive over NEVER spending your money as you are over never having a cheat day?
I mean, to each their own, but my guess is that it's not likely you're competing in IFBB anytime soon and that a cookie for Christmas isn't going to completely fucking derail your fitness goals. I could be wrong though ..
>>35343797
>tfw work always does pizza lunches few times a year
>BBQ
>tfw skip them all
>dont give a fuck
>tfw everyone is a NYR fag
>>35343817
>a cookie
thats the problem
who the fuck eats a single cookie and walks away
>>35343840
I can unless I'm high. Self control m8
>tfw playing vidya
>it has snacks in the game
>get massive cravings for real snacks
JUST
>>35343817
Do you drink alcohol. Do you avoid alcohol completely because you're afraid that one night of drinking will lead to a lifetime of regret and hangovers? Do you basically admit that you don't understand how to exercise moderation and self control. Do you affirm that your body is strong and your ability to find balance is weak. Do you sit in alone all year, never once partying with your friends? Again, do you avoid spending any money of stuff that is pleasurable, rather than only ever investing it where it can earn more value?
I mean maybe you do, but most people can handle being normal. This is /fit/ though so I wouldn't be surprised if your autism is unbounded.
>>35343863
>not browsing /ck/ while cutting out of pure masochism
not gonna make it desu
>>35343840
see below
>>35343853 +1 for common sense
>>35343896 (this was me, and I meant to say "spending any money on stuff" not "of stuff"
>>35343911
ive never gone that far
game fuel threads almost push me over the edge
my mom made cookies, I just had samples of them (small bites)
moderation is key. dont eat a fucking tray of cookies, of course.
>tfw mom doesn't make anything good for Christmas
>tfw the most we get is the same crappy cheesecake my sister makes for every gathering
>tfw can't make the desserts I wanted because I have to waste my efforts on some shit my nieces and nephews want
>>35343924
ck is actually perfect because the mouthwatering food photos and descriptions are accompanied by displays of utter incomprehension of what's healthy and even what it takes to lose weight that it will reinforce your contempt and determination
>>35343993
>tfw mom makes amazing cherry cheese cake
>used to eat half the fucking thing my self
>feel ashamed cause other people could get a small piece
>want more cheese cake
Of course I'm eating all the holiday shit, and I feel no guilt about it. As far as I'm concerned, this is a little dirty bulk for me, I'll just cut later.
>>35342592
>autism comes home for the holidays
just do some fucking cardio and you dont have to worry about your TDEE as much
You can't be so autistic that you won't break your muh clean eating for 1 day during christmas
>>35344064
it's like telling a recovering alcoholic to just have one drink
>>35343759
nigga you better be on an all kale/stimulant diet.
Or 7'1"
>>35342592
I'm not strong at all, it's been one fucking week since I exercised properly .
about 3 days now I've been eating what ever the fuck I want.
yesterday I had a liter of beer and today a bottle of wine.
>tfw all my achievements will soon be destroyed if I carry on this way.
>but it's Christmas anon.
>>35342592
Nah. Just eat that shit at night. Backload.
>>35342592
It's Christmas season dude, I'll have an amazing meal on Christmas eve and way too many cookies for a week and that's it. One week per year won't kill you and it won't magically make all your gains disappear.
>>35344981
6'3
>>35342592
>not bulking in the winter
Dumb faggots
Help me /fit/
At 24 hour gym, it's midnight. Just joined, first time here for lifting, there's someone below playing loud music. He or she is only person in gym, and all the free weights and racks are downstairs. I want to lift, but don't want to be down there with that person. Been waiting half an hour for them to leave. Still down there. What do?
>>35345710
>what is the Southern Hemisphere
>tfw refused cake and what not during birthdays etc wanting to maintain healthy
I was gonna pig out on some green chile stew and jalapeno poppers this christmas, maybe peanut brittle and what not as well.
But my mother fucking died this Oct., so I get jack shit OP. Practically fucking homeless with no loved ones to cook me yummies.
Just eat the fucking cookies you sack of shit. Tell your mother thank you and you love her too. Obvi not putting in the fucking work to displace that shit anyways.
>>35342592
Nope. Southern Hemi here too.
Already changed my entire schedule to allow for shitty food.
>mfw ate 1000 cals of chocolate and cookies yesterday at Christmas drinks
>mfw still got my chicken breast and protein shake in without exceeding calorie limit
this is my life now
>>35345737
update plz
>>35342654
I can't blame you breh those danish cookies are GOAT and more addicting than crack.
>>35345800
feels fucking good to do this
'how do you lose so much weight while eating chocolate etc anon'
inb4 fatties suspect you of bulimia tho
>>35343911
>>35344002
ayy lmao that's exactly what i do
And when I see picture of their fat fucking stubby fingers I remind myself of why I'm cutting
>>35345979
fuck year
you might enjoy thisiwhyyourefat.com too
>>35345998
wait fuck
thisiswhyyourefat.com
god damnit
>>35345998
>>35346006
>>35346006
I know "lmao le reddit army" and whatever, but I love /r/food, /r/foodporn, and /r/dessertporn too. I also watch Matt Stonie fucking demolish pounds of food.
I never understood people watching unboxing videos until I started cutting hard and looked at food pictures.
>>35346058
Those food subreddits are sweet, but Matt Stonie's videos trigger me a bit. Take Simply Sara videos for instance, you get to see the fruits of eating decadent food like that, but seeing someone in relatively good shape gorging themselves, I don't think I like this feeling.
kek, makes me glad my family isnt the social type
all these goofs getting bitched into eating what they dont want to eat
>>35343797
>at work
>amazing snacks come in weekly from companies we work with (nuts, chocolate bark)
>all put on my desk
>"please co-workers, take them and put in your offices"
>"no, anon, you eat it all"
>all goodies left on my desk
>try to move them to other offices but the snacks always come back
I never want to see another pistachio again.
I'm studying abroad and I didn't fly home this year cause it would mean a week without lifting and a shitty diet and nothing to do. Just couldn't do it, so I rather just sit home alone and eat fruits as treats.
And hitting the gym at 6am every day.
I'm also eating nothing but veggie soup today so that I can eat a bit more tomorrow. Nothing unclean though.
I don't know you guys, but every Christmas I end up eating more junk than the Christmas before. And I'm not a fatty, I've been lifting for almost 4 years and steadily increasing in size
Who gives a shit, just bulk during Christmas season. I'm having enough trouble getting enough calories as it is.
