Record yourself saying these phrases
>squats and oats
>breh
>im zyzz brah
>u mirin?
> manlets, when will they learn
>no homo
I want to hear your voices, /fit/
No thank you
>>35332191
Yes but no
everyone has a girly voice from all the roid use anon.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Gwd8fLEcEO
http://vocaroo.com/i/s05A9ZCjW6CE
>>35333291
NIGGERS
>>35332191
>tfw trappy is banned for a few days and you won't listen her cute voice saying squats and oats
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1cUxLHYsi2O
More phrases
>Gotta eat big to get big CMOON
>8 scoops CMON
>I don't need sex, I make love to myself everyday at the gym
>stronger people are harder to kill than weak people and are more useful in general
>Milk is quite literally better than steroids for a novice lifter to grow on, and no supplement produces the same effect.
>The difference in the milk drinkers is that THEY GET BIGGER THAN THE ONES WHO WON'T DRINK THE FUCKING MILK.
>The deadlift is more functional in that it’s very hard to imagine a more useful application of strength than picking heavy shit up off the ground.
>Go home and tell Mom that you're a man now.
>Getting your girl to lift is a all about gentle psychological manipulation. It's a lot like doing anal.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0WHELdcmT35
I hate the sound of my voice
>>35332191
http://vocaroo.com/i/s08adubAhmZd
>>35334811
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ErmjXs32QZ
>>35333287
Cute af
>>35334843
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0WHELdcmT35
It was ok until you said the mantel phrase and I realized how nasally your voice is
>>35334896
I have a slight cold right now and my nostrils are stuffy ):
>>35334844
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s08adubAhmZd
canadian teenage faggot detected
http://vocaroo.com/
Gibe me the voice
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0oXScBU0GIK
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1vjsm0bhzFw
ayyyyyy
>>35334936
>r-right guise?
>right?
>>35335005
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1i1RhxoeMz5
>>35335028
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1i1RhxoeMz5
Dude, are you that guy with a voice.
>>35335044
I've been told I have a pretty quality voice
If it weren't night time where I'm at I'd do the entire list OP posted or atleast yell 8 SCOOPS C'MON
>>35335055
Make a video on it senpai.
>>35335070
Face/body doesn't match the voice, trust me
I'll try and do a few more lines though maybe. One time a guy paid me to read his erotic fanfiction for him. I have no regrets
>>35335087
Just say
'It rubs the lotion on its skin, or else it gets the hose again'
>>35332191
How do I record and post? Never participated in any recording threads
>>35335155
vocaroo.com
after recording you just click the link below the play button and get the url
>>35335128
I tried anon but it sounds awful, maybe tomorrow if this thread isn't dead
>>35335197
You got it.
>>35335197
You tried mane, that's what counts.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0IykEutycLl
my life in a nutshell
I did it but can't upload.
Help pls.
On mobile.
>>35335320
fuck off mobilefag
>>35335477
Eat shit cucklord.
Let's hear your post op tranny voice bitch.
>inb4 BTFO
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1HveHWuOgGH
Voice is a little rough as it's 6am, but I did all right.
Honestly I hate my voice so much. Mic is total shit too.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0o5AenUnxu7
>>35333287
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0BUnAzc0Rw1
>>35335909
>>35335828
Weird m8
>>35338228
w-weird?
>>35334843
Don't worry, I hate it too
>>35335909
>british accent
>u mairin
hahaha
>>35334843
sounds normal to me
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0kPtXlXsJxP
providing
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1esg9l0yIXR
19, tried my best for you guys
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0yUmJrZjFnC
>>35334811
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Rap6LX5P6L
english is hard
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1hKZltVVXDT
>>35339904
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0i4YJOX9CFB
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ACogAL4xsG
Sorry in advance if my mic is kinda shit.
>>35339965
can't tell where you're from
>>35332191
>be 6'2 dreadlock ass nigga
>have nasally white guy voice
This is what happens when you're raised in the suburbs
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1dwdKmgNqab
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0DxKPTftMRY
>>35340020
You sound like on of the nicer nfl players
>>35339984
From Texas. The whole "I'm Zyzz brah" made me think aussie and accent everything weird.
>>35340063
okay that explains it then
>>35340020
>this is what happens when you're raised in the suburbs
niggah, you should be thankful for that
>>35340020
u rly sound pretty white but when u think about it u also sound like a chill black dude, pretty nice would listen again
>>35340072
I am thankful. I sell cars which involves a lot of cold calling and at least twice a day, when I meet someone they mention how I look completely different then they imagined ( which is the "I don't want to sound racist way" of saying I thought you were white). If i sounded like Tyrone Thundercock over the phone I doubt I'd do much selling.
Just kinda hurts my chances with the snowbunnies that want a thug.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Zgqdwa3ssn
>>35340155
>snowbunnies
Wait, so you ski/snowboard too?
>>35340180
I did when I lived up north, Now I live in Fl.
The term "snowbunny" where I'm from is a white girl that hangs out with/likes black guys. Connotatively a nice alternative to coalburner
>>35340180
he wants to fuck white girls
>>35340260
ei vittu jäbä :D missä päi
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1fCHFdTxA4o
My voice sounds strange to me lel
>>35340260
Oh weird, never knew that. Maybe it's because there are almost no black people in Colorado. But Snowbunny means a girl that loves to ski/snowboard.
>tfw no snowbunny gf
>>35340349
ayy what's good, MT here
>tfw seven black people in the entire state
Am I kawaii senpai?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0akPrCwmhNO
>>35340373
that's a bad thing?
>>35340293
FL means Florida, not Finland
>>35340449
I grew up in an inner city so I'm not used to so many whites and indians. I get along with black people
>tfw no hilarious fat black best friend
>>35340373
Spent the weekend in Breckenridge, there were people from all over Europe there. Met a guy from Argentina, people from Spain, Italy. And one of the employees working one of the lodges was from Austria.
Yet I saw only one black guy the entire weekend. The way I see it, if you're black and you like to ski/snowboard, you're probably a good person
>>35332191
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0btDtcxXpBJ
>>35340503
Headin' on down to Breckenridge?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0SsNiBaFHg6
No hate
>>35340169
Reveal us your boipussy, you underage faggot :-)
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1yZBiJFtrVF
>>35340471
oh mane i thought it was a capital i
>>35340610
i sense sorrow in your voice i received lots of feels from this one
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1AEwrHHSg6G
>>35340556
kek
>>35333291
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0WHELdcmT35
I have no idea why I cannot stop laughing at this
>>35333287
>>35337637
LONDON
O
N
D
O
N
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1rD5SFjly6Y
no hate, this was an excerpt from /int/.
>>35337637
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1tbG1pCChwS
>>35340556
Are you a slav doing a jamaican accent? Made me laugh brah
>>35340967
laveerre ? :DD
