>implying we're not all perma-virgins
Do you have sex with and hook up with sexier girls now compared to when you didn't lift? Pic unrelated, but related to what I wanna fuck -- nomsayin'?
Ever since I got fit I've started feeling worthy to masturbate to more attractive anime characters
I used to pick one of the side characters or someone in the background but now I've moved up to supporting chars/friends of the protagonist
Yup.
>get more confident
>can talk to women and just have fun
>perfected my dance game to the point that it's a guaranteed make out every time
>growing less reliant on alcohol to have this confidence
Feels right
>>35327754
lmao that's sad as fuck brah. You're not serious?
Had sex once before getting /fit/
Haven't had sex since and I'm now 21
>>35327754
Lol.
No, i hade no problems before i got fit and ive always been at least ottermode.
It's mostly about your face, height and not being fat.
Also confidence, of course.
No now I'm gay
When I was skinnyfat girls approached me sometimes but of course anxiety and autism got in the way. Now that I'm somewhat /fit/ I'm being avoided or get outright ignored.
I'm fucked either way, I don't even care anymore. Just lifting so I don't have to think for the time being.
>>35327754
10/10
>>35327739
>Do you have sex with and hook up with sexier girls now compared to when you didn't lift?
No when I weighed less I got hit on a lot, and I weigh about 40lbs more now (still lean).
But back then I had absolutely no social skills so there was no getting laid at all. And funny enough my standards were much higher than they are now.
>>35327785
hnnngg who these twins?
>>35327739
>not being super attractive due to superior genetics.
>not having ultra aesthetic face regardless of fitness.
>not having hot girls want to fuck you left right and centre.
>not becoming a juiced monk just to piss them off
Stay heathen
>>35327739
>>implying there are women more attractive than me
>tfw strongfat with 8/10 petite gf
I ain't even /fit/
>>35327739
No, getting shredded just raised my standards to such unbelievably ridiculous levels that women at that level wouldn't even see me if I was the only man in the room
23y/o virgem btw
kinda. i went with a girl to her place and she kept miring me/hinted at how awkward she looked the whole night (small tits? idk, im an ass man so all good). i still feel like a skinnyfat dyel most of the time
>virgin until 20
>started working out
>now 21, have had sex with 6 girls in the last year
>pretty sure its just the confidence
>still, feels good man
if i bend at the waist, the loose skin on my gut hangs lower than my balls.
i don't even bother trying now.
the happiest day of my life will be when i finally lose my sex drive.
>>35328132
how do you meet these 6 said girls?
Tinder? college?
>>35327761
>>perfected my dance game to the point that it's a guaranteed make out every time
How? I'm trying to learn some basic shit like rhythm and moving my shoulders like dancers do. Got any tips?
>>35328145
3 i met on tinder, 3 were drunk hookups with uni girls
Tinder is good for social autists like myself - good stepping stone
The girls aren't much to look at, but whatever it's a start
>>35327739
>before lifting
virgin
>after lifting
not virgin
So yes, I suppose.
>>35328184
How did you handle your first time, wouldn't it be super awk to be with a tinder slut while a virgin?
>>35327739
On the contrary, I'm having less sex than before because now that I'm fit and pretty attractive I find a flaw with close to all the girls that flirt with me.
>>35328255
The girls that used to hit on me when I was like 6/10 don't hit on me anymore, kind of sucks since I am autistic and they don't realize that I am not out of their league
>>35327739
no i just get what i want ,MIlfs
(saving money/zero Drama)
>only other dudes mire gains
>not wanting to pound man butt
>feets bad man
>>35328244
Just B yourself man :^)
>>35327985
This
I've had a gf since the age of fifteen so was a one girl man for about for years.
I'd say I'm pretty attractive... I've been told I should model. It's not such a blessing really. I mean when you have such high standards often there aren't a huge amount of girls you would bat an eyelid for at clubs.
Most of the hottest girls know it and are cunts anyway
>>35328135
why don't you... idk lose the fucking weight? is shoving so much shit into your mouth really worth it?
>>35328244
Its what a first time is all about, just do it breh!
And if you choose to defile a tinder slut you dont have to worry about what she thinks of you or your special performance. Shes just a slut afterall
>>35328277
soon...
>>35328169
Bob your knees while doing reload animations from various video games
>>35327754
This is the best post ive read all week.
>>35327754
Same my nigga
>still a virgin
im 18
>>35328244
well i was lucky in that the first girl made it v clear she was only in it for sex
we organised to meet up for a drink in a pub, and we hadnt even finished our first pints before she started rubbing up my leg
and as far as i know she couldnt tell i was a virgin - exuding false confidence is key, if you ACT like youre not a virgin, she'll believe it, even if the sex is shit
make her go on top at first tho - not as much pressure on you (figuratively speaking ofc)
>>35328442
I'm 22 but I'm also waiting 'til marriage
I can talk to girls without spilling spaghetti now.
>>35328064
This
>>35327754
I lift for my waifu, but I fap to degenerates. It's a hard knock life.
>>35327754
>>35328323
>idk lose the fucking weight
I already did. ~200lbs worth. It's just leftover skin now.
>>35328361
epic
>>35328553
surgery?
I have always been a tall, very funny and charismatic guy with a good personality (friends tell me all the time, that i would be a good catch etc, some attractive female friends they they hope to find someone like me to marry them)
but since i got closer to my dreambody, more girls are mirin and looking at me in a flirting way
but if i approach them and start flirting now, i often have the feeling they chicken out, feel insecure etc
the same feeling i had a few years ago when talking to very attractive and interesting women
so as i get more and more attention, it got harder and harder to get a date
and even when i get one and everything seems to work fine, laughing a lot together, same hobbies and interests, they often ghost me off
it is a strange feeling and finding women in my league is hard now
i hope i am not sounding too arrogant
Nope its the same as when I was a weakfat.
Lost it at 18 btw, don't bother with hunting for casual sex just find a qt gf and get sex when I want it lol.
>>35328169
Dance closely to her, move to the rhythm, sort of implied fucking but not like dry humping. It's strange. Get hot and heavy enough that faces get close. I've she starts to feel on your body, go in for the kill.
The feeling is always subtle. They never really grope. It's like a light touch across the chest and arms.
>>35328563
Total cost around $30k for full body lift. Not covered by any insurance.
>>35327739
not really
people judge you more for the way you look
>tfw people think I am in the army and an not that smart
>tfw people find out I am a lawer
people that like smart people dont like muscular guys that much
you elevate yourself to a higher plane only to find out its lonely at the top
>>35328713
It annoys me to see guys like the 5% nutrition crew because they only perpetuate the "stupid meat head" stereotype.
>tfw just want to have a normal conversation or night out without my muscles being brought into question or a source of jealousy
>>35328662
Ayy thanks
>>35328442
You are just 18 faggot, dont worry. YOU ARE JUST 18 !
>>35329285
> you'll never have a cutie like her as a gf
why live
>>35329297
No prob slim. The real trick is escalating making out into full on fucking. It helps if you live close to where the club or party is and if you can get her back there. If you can go from making out to even entertaining the idea of 'chilling' back at your place you've made it.
>>35328275
Based anon how? Srsly I cant get hard to these instagram/snatchchat whore but a mom in some yoga pants and a hoodie enhancing her bust line makes me harder than diamonds.
>>35330426
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MUONhYUB4dQ
and be fit/10 and have a nice face
>>35331217
Women giving advice: Be yourself, be confident.
And idiots listen to them.
I got laid more when I was fat and out of shape, I've had sex with only two girls since getting /fit/ but I guess they were generally more attractive and /fit/ so it sort of balances out
>>35327739
I was lifting since I was 13 till I was 26. I'm gonna be a wizard soon.
>>35328603
genuine 9-10s should not feel insecure around you, even if you are top model tier... just let women know that you're attracted to them
girls seem to flirt now but im too shy
maybe when I finish this cut ill be confident enough to act on it, idk.
>>35327846
Why only once?
>>35331512
just say you just want to be friends, you could always decide later
>>35331559
I mean I dont think im good enough to date these girls, even if they show interest.
it's insecurity, but I think that will fade once im really cut. I hate this tiny bit of lower ab fat, once I get rid of it I think ill be happy with my body.
I know, even fat/dadbod types can get girls but I still feel that I can get better.
>>35331587
if you think like that you will never feel good. After that little bit is gone, you'll notice other things about yourself that you might want to fix before approaching someone.
you're already good enough
>>35331587
>>35331587
This is a bad attitude to have mate. I did it for a long time and it's really bad, you'll always have an excuse to not go for it.
Guys who don't have abs are pulling girls. Guys with massive bear bellies are pulling girls.
That bit of fat is just an excuse to keep you in your comfort zone.
>>35331622
maybe
but I still see myself as "ok" even though im in better shape than most people. I guess other people might see me as fit but to me I know I can improve more.
in any case, at least im motivated to get better...but perhaps you're right, I might be ok as is.
>>35331662
As the other anon said, you're motivated to stay in your comfort zone, but not motivated to get out of it.
When I was skinny I had a lot of sex.
Ever since I started lifting, I haven't gotten any because I don't try anymore.
>>35331699
but i'll have more success if I look better, no?
at least if I get even more fit, there wont be any doubts
>>35331724
but you're already having heads turning. once you go for it, lifting doesn't stop, you can just keep going. start now, keep improving and when you improved you can always start over with someone else.
>>35331724
Yes, you should continue lifting for sure. You should never stop. But telling yourself, I'll start picking up girls when I lose this bit of fat is an endless cycle. It will turn into I'll start picking up girls when my shoulders are bigger, or whatever.
You should always be improving, but just because there is room to improve does not mean you aren't good enough to get girls.
>>35331724
>Thinking your looks matter to women
That's a good one.
You could be the most attractive dude around, women could not care less about you if you're awkward. Which you probably are.
Break the cycle and be happy with yourself. Women just make your happier before they make everything in your life worse.
>>35327754
I'm more confident, more social, more successful, more wealthy, and more flirty since lifting.
And I still never get laid. I have noticed that it's a lot easier to move up the ladder at work, though
>>35327754
Yes, I get a layed more since I started lifting and broke up with my fat ex.
>>35328045
Are members of the clerigy allowed to juice?
I mean
>get enlighted as fuck during the day
>all free time is spent lifting to sick organ beats
>bulk on that there blessed food
>shitpost on 4chan
>>35328275
hhhhhhhhhng
that there incest porn jodi
>>35331783
>more wealthy
How does lifting directly correlate with wealth?
>>35327754
>Ever since I got fit I've started feeling worthy to masturbate to more attractive anime characters
Literally laughed.
>in store
>qt turns corner with a smile on her face
>we make eye contact
>smile instantly disappears
>>35331870
It doesnt, but it gave me the other things that indirectly affected parts of my life to get me more money.
That and money affects women's opinion of you
i'm confident that like 95% of girls today really dont give a shit about muscles/build/aesthetics like we all do m80s
obviously it helps to look well put together but honestly familia most girls havent the slightest idea about lifting to really give a shit n process whats going on
Grill is coming over for the holidays, i fully intend to destroy her vagina.
The thing is I dont even lift, but I really need to get this sorted cause Ive become a lumpy sack of shit over the past year. Working and studiyng is taking its toll. For now Im more carefull with what I eat and Im preparing for the gym after my exam session . Need to get to at least 50 pushups before joining a gym, cause Ive also become weak as fuck.
Also,
>tfw lost 1cm of lenght due to fat flab
Feels bad mang
>>35331932
most grills I have talked to either think I spend 5 hours a day in gym or run for 20 minutes a couple days of week. they are literally retarded when it comes to fit
>>35327754
>Ever since I got fit I've started feeling worthy to masturbate to more attractive anime characters
>>35327754
I didn't ask for these feels
>>35327739
Much less, but only because my standards have increased and I've found a hobby that's not just having mindless sex all of the time. Should probably start again because I'm horny as fuck constantly but it's so much effort finding random people.
Kind of want to find someone to date so I don't need to put in the effort but my standards are too high. Tried dating for a while but kept running into either crazy people, absolute morons, people who didn't seem to have the time or drive to have sex frequently enough, or people who were just crap in bed.
>tfw u were a sex addict then went and got standards and now no one is good enough
>>35332024
Dating is shit, anon.
>Start dating someone
>They become your best friend
>Have great sex
>Consistent source of happiness
>Life happens
>Relationship ends
>If you choose to move on, you realize it's just a cycle and your feelings mean nothing because we can all be replaced
>It was all a waste of time
There's a reason a lot of people choose to stay single.
>>35332091
A car can be replaced but that doesn't mean you should never get one
>>35332113
I'd rather take the bus for the rest of my life.
At least I can rely on it.
>>35331724
if you want a confidence boost (and have a decent body), do some activity where you can go topless (ie swimming) I have only seen one really shredded guy ever, and the mires the guy got are still motivating me.
>hooking up with chicks on tinder
FUCKING HOW?
I don't know what the fuck I would say, do or how I would fuck her. And when I talk to chicks offline, they only see me as a friend, and nothing more.
Imma stay a virgin forever. Or... At least until I'll get rich
>>35331932
>tfw I will never ever get with a girl like that
Feels really bad man, my 19th birthday is coming up soon and I'm still a kissless virgin. Doesn't help that I don't have that great of a body or face.
>tfw gonna die alone
>>35332308
>I'm 19 and my life is literally over lmao
Buckle up mate. A person can completely change in 2-3 years. With the right mindset you might be a sex god by the end of college
>>35332413
Not him, but I don't think everyone wants to be a "college sex god."
>>35332505
Well, my point is that if you can become a college sex god in a few years years, then finding a GF should be even easier.
Lmao I think i've fucked 4
Not sure if 4 or 5
I went cocoon mode over the summer and bulked and gained a good 20+lbs of muscle due to sterons
Only time I decided to come out of my shell was when I was cutting again bc I knew I was getting visibly more aesthetic
>Cutting is literally butterfly mode
>It's the time to go talk to women, be social, and show everyone how fucking beautiful you are
>Bulking is when you kind of restrict your social life to a small circle and don't attend too many parties or talk to very many women bc you can't be losing too many gains (why spend money on women when you can spend them on protonz and supplements) and have to eat every two hours and you fart non stop and shit non stop so meh whats the point
>>35332530
But if he finds a GF and gets attached, when it ends the guy is gonna realize that relationships are meaningless cycles because human feelings are a replaceable commodity.
>>35327754
This is amazing
>>35332566
Fuck off Nietzsche
>go on Tinder
>make bio look like I'm there to fuck
>get coalburners half of the time
>I'm Asian
Do they not know my 7 inches can't match up to 12 inches of black dudes or what
>>35332566
Babbys first philosophy class
>>35328243
2nd'd
>>35332643
>>35332588
"Philosophy" has nothing to do with it.
Once a strong relationship ends and you stop caring, the only logical conclusion is that your feelings were meaningless to begin with.
Which they were.
>>35332676
People have been pursuing much more meaningless shit than that
>>35332632
>tfw asian
>tfw no qt3.14 black gf
are any of them at least qt3.14
>>35332684
But the value people attach to those things makes them intrinsically worth more.
Like, let's say someone works their ass off their whole life to afford a Ferrari. If they ever manage to obtain that Ferrari, it has value to them because they worked so hard to obtain it. It's a tangible thing that exists and has value.
Feelings aren't tangible, and have no value if they aren't used to further a bigger goal. Which relationships are not.
>>35327739
yes
>>35332676
So is your life, so why don't you kill yourself?
>>35332691
No all white grillz
I usually swipe left on black girls because the ones on Tinder are ugly af and the good looking ones are easier to find outside in the real world
>>35327754
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>35332741
Same as everyone, because I'm curious to see where things go.
I'm not going to stop trying just because my own feelings are meaningless, all of ours are. This whole planet is going to die way sooner than we think.
>>35332765
Your half assed logic is the same that can be applied to reasoning why feelings aren't in fact useless. Now fuck off.
>>35332789
Keep replying, that way you really get the "fuck off" message across.
>>35327754
>>35331827
Sounds like the dream to me, f.a.m.
>>35327739
No
Debating using tinder but I am so insecure I haven't even changed my facebook profile pic in two years.
>>35332879
I finally got the balls to do it
>someone asked me who I was ;_;
>>35332948
nice blog post faggot
>>35327739
>had a gf when i didnt lift
>have no gf with 5 years of gymming
>tfw want gf
>tfw fap then dont want gf
wat do?
>>35333139
I know your feel, dog.
Nihilism sucks.
>>35328275
Have fun with those meat curtains bruh
Had sex with 3 milfs and all three had pussies that looked like a roast beef sandwich that got hit with a chainsaw
>>35333204
What was the head game like though? Anything like porn?
>225 or so, down from 350
>5'11''
>21 yo kissless virgin, was fat fuck my whole life
>can talk to girls just fine because I've always thought "well they're not gonna fuck me so might as well just treat them like a dude"
>do so
>some girls at work or school start showing signs of attraction
>shits getting more common the more weight I lose
>completely ignore signs, because I'm a kissless virgin and any girl's attraction to me is going to die the second I try anything and they realize what a fucking loser I am
>continue to lift
>continue to work my shitty retail job
>continue to not do much other than that
It's warm inside my cocoon, and all people(family mostly, never had many friends growing up) have done my whole life is hurt me. Why would I ever want to leave?
Wasn't sure where to post this but I need advice.
>be 18 y.o. depressed friendless virgin first year at uni
>start getting /fit/
>fast forward to beginning of second year
>not that muscular but losing fat increased facial aesthetics hugely
>start to get interest from girls
>still no friends and lonely as fuck living with strangers
>lose virginity to average looking girl I knew a little
>make her my gf
>cures loneliness as I spend most of time at her flat
>know she's fucked other guys, including a couple of weeks before me
>pretty sure she was never a slut
>says she only lost her virginity when she started uni
>says I can ask about her past if I want and that its nothing to worry about
>she thinks I wasn't a virgin before her
>want to ask her how many guys she's fucked but I'm scared its going to make me want to break up with her
>don't want to go back to the crushing loneliness
>she would never cheat on me because she thinks I'm out of her league
>all her friends tell her I'm good looking and that she's done well
>have a great time whenever we're together
>whenever we're apart start worrying about her past
What should I do brehs? I don't think I'll ever stop wondering about her sexual history so should I just ask? Or should I leave it and not risk ruining what I have? I think I'd be fine if it was <5 guys but if it was nearer double digits I think I'd have to break up with her. Also I know this is /pol/ getting in my head but she's also into black guys as well as white and I know that shouldn't bother me but it kinda does desu
>>35327739
It's funny because I get laid way more now than when I didn't lift but my standards have also lowered a bit.
I used to have ridiculously high standards and expected every girl to be a 10/10 perfect face, hair, tits, ass, etc without even a single ounce of excess body fat.
It was only after lifting that my standards became more realistic. After lifting for 2 years and developing a solid but not amazing physique I realized how unrealistic my expectations were. Then I realized that just as it was ridiculous for me to expect to look like Zyzz it's also ridiculous for me to expect girls to look like IG models.
>>35333628
don't ask dude, freshman year I found out I was #17
>>35333628
Don't ask her you insecure cuck. It doesn't matter how many dicks she rode before she was on yours. The answer is just going to upset you.
>>35333694
So you'd rather not know you were 17 and just never learn the truth?
>>35333699
If it's going to upset me then surely it does matter?
Wouldn't not asking and making a slut my gf make me a cuck?
>>35333679
Had the same thing happen. Also became much hornier in general - I can only assume my test levels increased. I'm in my late 20's and feel hornier than I did as a teenager.
>>35327754
I use this as motivation to get fit. Looking forward to the day when I feel worthy to masturbate to my waifu.
>>35333748
you became a cuck the moment you thought/cared of asking the question....
>>35333748
>>35333728
Sounds like you've already made up your mind.
I'm going to repeat one last time that it's a bad idea. Have fun learning that her number is at least twice what you expect, and having to dump her because of it.
>>35333748
>and making a slut my gf make me a cuck?
You're a cuck the moment you make ANY girl your girlfriend.
Because all women are sluts.
>>35331932
what you've said is the equivalent of saying men don't care about a females body.
it makes absolutely 0 sense.
yes women care about a mans physique, the basis of attraction between sexes is literally based in the dimorphism of the male & female body + face.
to say that dimorphism isn't important is retarded.
this isn't even speculative, there's an enormous reservoir of research into sexual/social dynamics for our species.
>>35333628
First, assume that she's not going to be the mother of your children.
Second, you're with her because she attracts you. She's with you because you attract her. Pretty obvious, isn't it? It's also that someone has attracted her before. You're not a snowflake and she hasn't been all her life waiting for you.
Third. Bewary, my brother, dont fall in love with her. It's your first love, the one whom you lost your virginity. And she's more experienced that you in this field. Be cautious with your feelings.
Fourth, if her friends are telling you, or she's told you that you're good with her or whatever, DANGER. That can mean a lot of things, but she WANTED you to know. Of course it can mean nothing, and they truly think that, but if they do so, you probably wouldn't have heard that. What I want to say is that she wants you to feel autocomplacient with your relationship, can be because she is hiding something. Be alerted.
Fifth. Now I'm gonna redpill you in some quotes:
>pretty sure she was never a slut
Lmao. I'm not calling your gf a slit, but never say never. Your gf isn't also a snowflake. And if she's been with a lot of guys (AKA a slut ?!?) there isn't a problem m8.
>cures loneliness as I spend most
Anon, again, be careful. Youre going full emotional dependent. Im not going to explain that shit for you, but the name clarifirs itself, isn't it?
>she would never cheat on me because she thinks I'm out of her league
Now youre just telling that to yourself because you want that to be true. Maybe it will be, but again, never say never.
Then, anon, get over your insecurities. They are a burden not worth keeping. Good luck and again, think the best of everyone, but not be fooled.
Hope that helps
>>35333628
>Showed up to college as a virgin
>Immediately popped the cherry and started fucking random dudes, niggers included, the second she was out of her parents' sight
>Random fucks included you, but unlike the other guys who got theirs and dipped, you decided to stick around and try to wife up their leftovers
>Thinking there is any way this could possibly end well
You're not just being immature and insecure you idiot. Your gut is screaming out that something is wrong here because it fucking IS. It's immaturity and insecurity that are keeping you WITH her, because you're more scared of where you'll get your next piece of ass and female company from right now than you are of the bad places your dumbass kid-shit relationship is going.
Trust yourself. Trust what you really want. Don't just stick around when your gut tells you to bounce because collegefags convinced you that "mature" is just another word for "anything goes".
>>35331587
god dammit so much THIS
but that just motivates me more
>>35333885
harsh but true yo
>>35327739
Nah, I'm forever alone. I pretty much hate eveyone now, and women especially. Does make it easier to lift i guess. Since no one cares, there is no one to judge my progress.
>>35333885
fucking this
>wanting a girlfriend
>wanting some bitch who's going to order you around in exchange for sex
>not just fucking girls
lmaoing at cucks baka senpai desu imo
>>35333862
>>35333885
Ffs lads you're upsetting me desu. Why do you assume there's these hidden motives behind everything she says? Isn't there a chance she's just a nice girl or am I just being naive and actually there's no such thing.
Also how the fuck am I suppose to not get emotionally dependent when I have no friends no matter how hard I try to make some? I've been alone too long
>>35334023
steal her friends, turn them against her, and break up with her (srs)
>>35333843
>>35333885
>>35333984
>>35334012
I just can't be alone anymore brehs it's too painful
>>35334023
People are bastard coated bastards with bastard filling. Being alone is the only way. I've learned by now that the despair I feel from loneliness is better than than horrors I would face from being with anyone. It's an ugly truth, but it's what we must face.
>>35334023
I hate to tell you this but >>35333885 is right on the money.
It's hard to become independent again, but you can do it if you're determined. I did after breaking up with my girlfriend of 2.5 years, and now I don't even give a shit anymore. It's not too bad, really.
>>35334055
It will hurt my friend. Every day. I'm very sorry, but this is the only way. I know your pain and wish I could remove it.
>>35334055
Not having a girlfriend doesn't mean being alone you fucking retard.
It means not devoting your time to some bitch.
Lift. Have friends. Some of those friends will be girls. Some of those girls will be ones you fuck.
Stop being a cuck and start being the chad you can be.
>>35334086
>becoming exactly what you hold against females
you're just as weak for submitting
>>35333259
The 40 yr old I fucked for while seemed like she was into that role play shit. I'd be laying on the couch, she'd come over and lay next to me and pull her tits out so I could suck on em. Felt weird tbhonest but she was the best dickrider I've ever been with
>>35334086
fwb never works, they are either riddled with baggage that compels them to be a slut, or filled with hope that they can start a srs relationship with you. being platonic is also hard as fuark if you are both attractive
>>35327754
#LiftingforDaWaifu
>>35334122
>putting yourself first and doing whatever the fuck you want is submission
k
>>35334173
>they are either riddled with baggage that compels them to be a slut, or filled with hope that they can start a srs relationship with you
So when you get tired of one, you find another.
There are 300 million people in my country, 2.7 million in my nearest metropolitan area, and 80k in my town alone.
>thick,solid,tight
>last Friday after a workout get a call
>friends say they are going to see Star Wars and bought me a ticket already so to go meet up with them
>meet up and the place is packed as fuck
>they brought their girls and I'm alone so they give me my ticket and we hang till we start being ushered inside
>assholes just take off and sit together...no room for me so I have to sit alone
>since we were one of the first I have free reign of wherever I want so pick a aisle seat
>getting packed
>have both armrests
>out of nowhere a group of 1 guy and 3 girls sits next to me
>girl sitting next to me looks at me and we say hello to each other
>she immediately starts giggling and whispering to her friends
>she puts her hand on the armrest and it lays on top of my arm before she pulls away saying sorry while giggling
>smile
>get to small talking
>we are literally talking the entire time before the movie starts
>for no reason at all she says her friend and her are single then they both immediately start giggling
>movie starts and we are playing "footsie," with our elbows by pushing each others arms off the armrest
>start pushing it off when she raises her arm up to make me miss
>my arm lands on her lap, she immedatly starts giggling a little and playfully hitting me
>movie ends and I get up to go outside, no reason at all she grabs my hand and says she's afraid of all the people pushing
>hold her hand and escort her out with her friend
>she doesn't let go of my hand
>tell her if she doesn't let go I'm dragging them both to my car and stealing them while smiling
>they say I'm lying
>before I can get them out of the theater their friends come and cock block
>before they leave girl holding my hand backs up into me with her ass and bumps my cock with her butt and smiles saying bye
>both of the girls giggling while they leave and keep looking back
I swear to fuck I need to get a full pump going 24/7
>>35334376
Did you at least get a number you autist
>>35334444
4 quads of truth
>>35334444
>autism
what do you think?
>>35334027
lol
>>35332139
>Rely on public transport
Lol good one!
Also, you'll never know:
>TFW blojob while driving long distance doing 140
>TFW anal in the back seat
>TFW pounding pussy on your bonnet.
Yeah, you keep taking the bus anon
>>35332211
Checked
Chloroform
Gorilla tape
Rope and
Laxitives for lube
>>35334376
>Hanging around faggot nerds who drag you to see Shit Wars and then don't even sit somewhere where you have room
>Suddenly your night improves drastically when you get away from them and start talking to new people
>You don't even get the girl's number, go back to hanging with faggot asshole friends
You're fucking this up m8. The writing is on the wall, it's time to take flight.
>>35334690
I've actually started moving away from them since a new semester is starting and I'd rather just focus on school
>>35334023
Because she's a woman.
Women are a very complex creature.
That's why you go
>homo master race
>>35333628
what the fuck you are a complete beta faggot please leave
>smart enough to know what the signs of attraction are
>can more easily tell they don't like me
feels bad
>>35334023
>actually there's no such thing.
there is. but it is INCREDIBLY rare. rarer then 10/10s imho.
>>35327739
>met current gf last april
>I weighed 35 pounds more then
>despite the chemistry we had even when I was fat, I didn't feel confident enough to make a move
>she lifts and I was in the worst shape of my life
>wasn't going to set myself up for failure
>kept lifting
>fast forward to September
>in much better shape
>get a hold of her via Facebook
>flirt a bunch before asking her out
>been dating since
I got motivated to get my shit together back in Feb, so I looked built, but definitely looked heavier than I am now.
She'll be able to drown a toddler in her panties each and every time she sees me by next summer. I'm gonna make it brehs.
>>35332308
>>35328442
>>35332211
You're virgins because you choose to be virgins.
>b-..but anon if I lift my oneitis will come knocking on my door to fuck me
No she won't you faggot. You choose to be a virgin by clinging to excuses and because you've grown up avoiding risk. You look for every excuse to avoid risk and rejection. What are you doing right now? You're crying on an indian elephant riding forum about your virginity, you're sitting infront of your computer and don't do anything besides lifting. It's like complaining about being fat and actually losing weight and going to the gym.
Now take a fucking shower, put some clothes on, do your hair and get the hell outside. Start off by talking to and asking out 7 girls a week and keep increasing that number with every week that passes. Sure you'll be sloppy at first but you'll keep going and you'll get better at it and by the time you hit 20 girls a week I guarantee you that your virgin problem will be gone. But you won't do it cause you're a weak faggot. You'd rather cry on 4chan just like the fatties cry on tumblr instead of doing something about it.
>>35328673
considered doing it abroad?
try asia
>>35327754
first post. amazing.
>>35328442
It's cool, bro. I didn't lose mine until 19 almost 20. I've averaged about 3 partners a year since then (am 34 now) and have been in monogamous relationships about 7 of those 14 years. Once you lose it, you realize it's not a big deal and it becomes a lot easier to breach the topic with women who are surprisingly (or perhaps unsurprisingly) enough wanting to get pounded themselves.
>>35333204
I fucking love dat horse pussy. So much fun.
Seems like as good a thread as any to ask this.
Say a hot girl approaches you at a bar or wherever and tells you her friend thinks you're attractive, but her friend isn't as attractive as the hot girl that's actually talking to you. Is there anyway to delicately go about advances on the hot girl while simultaneously not destroying her friends self-esteem and thus ruining any chances with the hot girl?
Hope that makes sense
>>35333273
>"well they're not gonna fuck me so might as well just treat them like a dude"
i've just become enlightened, thanks senpai
>>35327754
Funniest thing ive read on /fit/ in weeks
>>35336806
Attractive Person Oblivious To His Surroundings: The Post
>>35336806
>by the time you hit 20 girls a week I guarantee you
please someone post the pics/vids of this guy who tried to ask 500 girls out and got rejected
>mfw 30 closing in faster then i expected
>>35338276
Are you aware that there are close to 4 billion women on this planet you mongoloid? You suppose all those 4 billion people fuck is top tier supermodel males? If so, you should spend some time away from this place.
>>35338276
you're an idiot. there's dozens of videos on youtube of ugly short indian and asian dudes who don't lift getting dozens of numbers of cute girls in an hour or two. even pulling girls into taxis etc from night clubs.
no it's not bs cause I do the same thing as a 5'7 minority.
I'll second that post and say that anyone who isn't at least fucking a lot of average looking girls is doing it completely by choice, and if they put effort into just like a fatty actually dragging themselves to the gym and putting down the damn fork they would GUARANTEED get laid in 99.9% of cases.
Are women retarded?
>>35338382
The ones you seek out are very much so yes
>>35338276
Beta:The Post
>>35338399
Beta: The Review
>>35338276
>It's all about looks bro
>>35338321
That's funny. I went out 2 times a week every single week for 8 months to practice hitting on chicks when I was 18. Got laid + dates + long term gf. Just gotta push yourself.
Oh and I was the master of skinnyfat (thanks beer) with acne and NO fashion sense.
>>35338438
but this guy looks at least above average.
>>35338364
>pajeet pulls girl into taxi from nightclub
yeah we all know how that ends
I agree with you that the majority of people on here (def. less then 99%) could pull somebody. however, all this dating advice is only helpful for "normies" (I dislike /r9k/ speak, but it fits here), this means normal people or people that can with little effort pretend to be normal.
and trust me, there are quite some of those around that can not pretend to be normal. I for example apparently set sirens of in a girls mind. and I have seen people that where far worse off.
>>35338521
>I for example apparently set sirens of in a girls mind.
check your hygiene. are you too drunk? dress like a retard?
>22 years old
>only had one blowjob and one handjob 4 years ago
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I need help brehs. Please
>21
>still a poor live at home virgin
>made some n00b muscle gains and some serious social gains
>met a girl at a party who actually wanted to fuck me
Shes a 5.5/10 and im probs like a 7 or maybe 8 on a good day
>ended up not happening due to whiskey dick so we reschedule
>tomorrow we fuck
Theres a few problems though
1) shes 16
2) we've hung out and texted over the last few days and shes now obsessed with me, like told all her friends and family about me, and has brought up kids and marriage (half jokingly but still scary) etc
3)wants a relationship, which I dont at all
This could be my only chance in the foreseeable future to finally lose my virginity, thus acting as a stepping stone to moving forward in life socially and in maturity, but to do so I will have to take advantage of a swooning 16 year old girl. Should I do it brehs?
>>35328553
I've heard HGH tightens loose skin
>>35327754
>not feeling worthy enough to fap to
images on a screen
IKTF
any brit guy here ?
>>35338609
>abort.jpeg
Don't do it man. You can find someone better (and older).
>>35338609
I couldn't stand pumping and dumping a naive 16 year old that is obsessed with me. BUT someone will do it anyway so keep that in mind.
Definitely. Actually, since getting/starting to get fit, I've gotten more women then I actually ever figured. My confidence is through the roof even though I'm no where near as fit as I want. I just broke up with my girlfriend for a solid 9/10 girl who is also fit and a total badass. Life's good.
>>35338609
>1) shes 16
is that legal where you are from? check it, it is not worth going to prison over.
are you ok with pumping and dumping her (emotionally and rationally, I would not recommend it if her dad was your boss or if you share some friends etc.)?
if you pump and dump a naive 16 y.o, everyone will see you as worse than hitler. are you ok with that?
if you just have pressure to lose your virginity, I recommend a hooker/escort.
if I was you, I would fuck her regularly (if legal) and then dump her if I lose interest. but I havent had any emotions in 3 years, so I am kind of really not like you.
>>35338666
But this could be good practise so I at least sort of know what im doing and dont fuck it up if I meet someone better and want them to stick around
>>35338680
My main concern is hurting her feelings. Shes pretty nice to me and I dont want to use her but at the same time I really want to lose my virginity lol
>>35327754
>>35327754
I sorta laugh, sorta feel the feel.
Anyway, I guess I'm more confident, but I literally have no gurls in my environment. Had a sausagefest at uni, all my flatmates and friends are either male with girlfriends/wives or even more clueless about gurls than me, I had a look at online dating but its all fat cows or single mothers with bloated egos and black children.
>tfw too late for world exploration, too early for space exploration, but we will experience the glorious era of VR waifus
>>35328442
Come back here when you're 28 and we can talk.
>>35338802
>Come back here when you're 38 and we can talk.
>>35338609
Is she crazy? If yes, never, EVER stick your dick in crazy.
Is it legal? If yes, and she's cool, then go for it.
Do a FWB for a while, since she's 16 and bound to be flighty, so she's going to fall for someone else in a while anyways. Enjoy each other and the emotional turmoil for a while and then move on with your lives. I've done the same with some 16/17 year olds in my time, shits cash as long as she's sensible (for that age) and the legislation allows.
>No pussy worth a prison sentence
>Never stick your dick in crazy
Your call, man.
>>35338666
>>35338680
>>35338736
>>35338934
I've decided that tomorrow when I go round, before we do anything I'm just be honest with her and then just take it from there. I was actually willing to go through with it but you guys have convinced me not too and im actually really glad you did. I would have hated myself for manipulating a 16 year old girl for sex, so thanks guys
Btw 16 is illegal but she turns 17 in like 2ish weeks, which is the legal age. Im not too worried about her getting me into trouble though because she seems pretty comfortable with sex, but I'll figure it out with her tomorrow. Thanks again brehs, you really did help me
>>35327754
I still don't feel worthy to masturbate to Relena Peacecraft
Help me /fit/
>>35339068
Me too, bro. I could never sully such a magnificent woman.
>tfw Relena will never pull your exhausted, battered body close to hers and comfort you.
WHY EVEN LIVE?
>>35338581
>21 virgin
>have only given and received oral, atleast 15 girls have blown me, and I've gone down on 8
>probably have oral herpes but no signs
I dunno, I'm just scared to fuck or something
The cute nerd girls who I used to be attracted to are extremely insecure around me and judge me as a meathead.
The 10/10 6'1 model girls are possibly within reach now but I haven't sorted that out with myself mentally
I wank all the time more passionately than ever and shoot my cum for multiple meters
>>35332717
Are you actually comparing feelings to material possessions? You realize the happiness and satisfaction from accomplishing a goal or buying a nice thing lasts anywhere from just a couple minutes to a month or two before you return to baseline, right?
Guess that makes it even more worthless than relationships in your retarded philosophy.
Nihilists are seriously the most boring, dreary motherfuckers in the world who can't even keep their worldview and philosophy straight.
>>35339068
>Height 154 cm
>Weight 38 kg
Oh please
>>35338843
just 7 years to go...
>>35339283
Damn dude. How did that happen? When I'm single I get so hungry for sex that I message qts on tinder/pof all day.
>>35339197
26. Got an awkward hug once when I was 17. I'm watching you normie.
>22
>virgin
>got my shit together
>nice face and hair
>got /fit/, 6'4, 200 lbs
>got quite confident and can talk to women now
>they start showing interest in me
>4 girls asked me out in 2015
>rejected all of them
>still virgin
>mfw
>hook ups
>not lifting to retake the Holy Land
degenerates, all of you
My gf. Have I made it /fit/?
>>35339654
She's good-looking. How did you meet her?
>>35339328
>hurr durr just b urself
kill yourself
im fit, girls seem to flirt now, but I genuinely dont give a shit anymore about girls.
maybe im just bitter? they never gave a fuck about me in the past, so why should I give a shit about them now? sure, i'd like to fuck girls but all a relationship is, is a long term headache. she is going to leave you, or cheat on you, it's inevitable.
why ruin my mood with a girl that does that to me?
>>35339277
Those cockpits are tiny breh. Anime pilots are the equivalent of IRL jockies
>was 23 year old medschool dropout lardlord
>now 25, got abs soon & one of the top students in class now after turning this shitfest around two years ago
I look good and I'm a successful student/person but being a basement dwelling wownerd has left me socially retarded and with no game, all I do is gym, study and hangout with my classmates. I get mires and flirts, I flirt back to some degree but I feel like I don't even fucking know anymore.. girls with boyfriends flirts with me and what the fuck am I supposed to do.
How do I get started on Tinder? Is there anything special to know about the profile pics? Any fit approved guides? I just want to lose my fucking virginity now.
>>35340120
I'll tell you what happened. You wanted to fuck girls because you were horny. and you thought it's what guys wanted. You it'd make you happy. But you couldn't get any, so you got /fit/. It was exciting at first, you felt you were stronger, you were getting stronger, you felt bigger. You look in the mirror. Damn I am bigger.
But then the lifts stalled, and you were tired of your new diet. But you pushed on anyway. You said you wanted that poon so bad, so just leave that cake for now. Except, that motivation soon numbs. Girls are starting to notice you. Only 6s, sometimes 7s, but hey, you aren't thirsty anymore. But something deep down says there's more to this. Maybe it was the Zyzz pics that set an ideal women couldn't understand, or the sense of community and belonging you found, or perhaps the mere hint of purpose in your life. But for whatever reason, you picked up the iron again and kept going.
Gains come slow now, but you more determined than ever. Women want you, but you look at them, and deep down you realise that same need for pleasure, for comfort, for self-gratification that let you be that fat slob you hated so much is the same feeling you had for women. You've swapped one vice for another, the chains of gluttony have been replaced by the shackles of lust. You don't want that, even more than you don't want loneliness. You've gained self-control, but this has left an existential hole in your life, now hedonism isn't enough, whatever you strive for must transcend mere primal instinct. Your like a feudal peasant transported to the modern era. He cannot comprehend life now food is plentiful.
So what does this mean? It means you must find a higher purpose. Some fill it with God, others their art, some will form businesses and networks and seek to change the world. But never again will you strive for sex or pleasure or whatever for its own sake, but will gain as part of your larger life goal. Good luck my friend.
>>35340534
well said, thanks anon.
yeah, one day I just realized "you know what, im not lifting for girls anymore, I just want to be the best version of myself I can be."
do I still like girls? sure. but im not going to bend over to get their attention anymore. if they like me then cool, but im not going to beat myself up anymore over being single or trying to pick up women.
im quite happy with growing as an individual. maybe one day i'll find someone, but until then i'm still going to strive to be my best. i'm never going back to the fat, lazy dude I once was.
>>35333694
17 as a freshman? Eurofag here, thats like 18 years old right?
>>35334055
Then fuck off cuckold, your not taking out advice because you wanted to validate you. Good luck raising Tyrone's kid.
>>35331932
Basically. Just not being fat is all most care about.
>>35331890
We're all gonna make it brah
>>35331932
dont waste your time on girls
im older and wiser than you are, it's just wasted time, trust me. stop dwelling on girls and focus on yourself.
Surprised at the amount of 18 year olds and virgins who browse anyway.
22 rn got a consistent hook up who I'll probably make my gf this next month.
Feel super good about my body and optimistic about this next year, also look better than all my friends
>>35327785
a bit too slutty for me
>>35340223
>I just want to lose my fucking virginity now.
hooker. trust me. will get a lot of the pressure off and will make it easier/ less stressfull with girls.
>>35328442
it's cool dude
I'll be 21 soon and still no pootang
>>35339654
No because you're seeking the approval of NEETs on a chinese cartoon imageboard. So I'm guessing you're pretty insecure
>tfw there's no hot single women who aren't sloots
>tfw the exceptions are extremely picky
>>35344235
>older girls that are single have issues or are fat
the only winning option is to stay single
>>35344246
no the only option is to lock one down when they're younger.
roll the dice and hope they dont turn into a sloot
>>35344254
and if you missed that boat cause you were fat as a younger guy?
well then you are fucked, like me. im not rich, so regardless how fit I am i'm still screwed.
>>35344265
depends how old you look now.
your next best option is to try and steal someone elses girl or find a girl whos relationship didnt work out with her first bf and hasnt turned into a sloot.
>>35344285
relationships arent an option
I might as well just lift and have as much fun as I can before I get old. I do look young but who cares, girls dont give a shit. it's all about how big your house is, what car you drive, and how much is in the bank.
>>35344340
well if you look young enough you can still get one before they turn into a sloot.
>>35344366
why would I want one to date?
they are just going to cheat or fuck around anyways.
>>35328169
Just muzz brah
>>35327754
>>35328404
>watching dragon tales
>>35332741
Not the poster, but yeah.
I'm suicidal.
I have Robin Williams syndrome. I am Pagliacci.
Used to be young and idealistic. Now an extremely damaged and contorted nihilist.
I am a really likable guy apparently, so I'm told, but not quite good enough to be loved.
Nothing means anything inherently, unless you make it mean something to you. You manufacture it. So, I am relegated to indulge in those things that make me 'happy' (food, sex, knowledge, lifting), while my life has been disenfranchised of any actual happiness. I never really thought sex was a big deal, and 'the game' is fucking stupid(especially when you figure it out. There is no such thing as emotional intimacy with a woman, and it doesn't matter how good you are as a person, just the perception of you), so I just opted out.
It's just a big joke.
Love doesn't exist. God Doesn't exist. Morality doesn't exist. And ignorance is bliss.
This is what I've found.
If I make it past February I'll be fucking surprised.
It's odd, the things I rationalize to keep going. It usually is something a s simply as 'I want to see what I look like at 15% bf.' or 'Maybe I wont want to die tomorrow, so I'll wait'.
>>35344714
If you want to kill yourself, you should do some extreme shit first. There was a screen shot that explains once your suicidal the world is pretty much your oyster.
>>35344714
>Love doesn't exist
I refuse to believe this. What doesn't exist, is easy love. It takes work, dedication, honor and loyalty. I have seen lifelong marriages work out. My family is very extensive here in America and while I see many divorces and single adults all the time, I also see my fair share of truly powerful relationships. Both my sets of grandparents died happy knowing they had wonderful partners who stuck by them through heaven and hell.
Only thing is, I've yet to see Millennials make it farther than a decade into a relationship. But they're young, so only time will tell.
>>35344896
>It takes work, dedication, honor and loyalty.
How often do you see girls doing any of this lol
