Is menstral blood good for gains?
>>35312784
is that poop
>>35312794
period blood
>>35312784
>bring her as much junk food as she wanted
>not eggs
amateur shit
>>35312816
hahahahh
>>35312784
This guy probably posts here
>>35312784
I saw some basic girl on jewbook share this.
There was a fair number of White Knights jousting deeper into Friend Zone as a result. Pissening.
>>35312784
>implying women's eternal punishment for banishing the human race from the garden of eden is not nasty
>>35312784
Menstrual
>>35312784
I dunno, do you drink blood?
"vlah, I do indeed! I vill drink your blood! But first, I must check my blood pressure! It'll take 3 seconds! 1, ha ha ha! 2, ha ha ha! 3, ha ha ha! Is good!
Please, kindly put zee cup under your buttocks when you have your period! I vill inspect good!"
>>35312966
It's time to stop posting, anon
>>35312966
>>35312784
Human blood is absolutely horrible for you.
>Its salinity is insanely high, which is why it taste like salt and copper
The amount needed to gain nutrition would take you far over a lot of your daily negatives.
>>35312887
Wait is that actually in the bible or did you make that up?
>>35312969
Vlah, but I need to express my opinions! I am most awake at this hour.
*hides most of his body behind his retarded cape, showing only the area above his nose*
I will attract many ladies tonight! Ha ha ha. Last I recounted, zere was one nice lady from Chernobyl.
I ran away upon counting how many tits she had.
"One boob, ha ha ha. Two boob, ha ha ha. Three boob, zee fuck is zat."
Ok, I'll stop now.
>>35313006
why does it matter? shit's all made up anyway. kekathon
>>35312784
Man, never fail to cringe hard as fuck every time I read this senpai.
>junk food
>shower
>massages
>cuddles
Is this some kind of beta meme? Treating your gf like a incompetent child whenever she's inconvenienced? Is it not enough to simply wake her up and tell her she bled?
>>35313075
Yeah both of the men in the pic are retards. When she woke up I'd just be like hey you bled, can you throw those in the wash.
I woke up in my fwb's bed the morning after drinking/fucking, and she had pissed the bed from being too drunk. When I realized what I was feeling I just woke her up and was like yo you pissed on us.
She cared a lot more than I did, I just jumped in the shower while she took care of the bed and then she joined me in there. Good times.
>>35313007
>>35312966
Christ
What an enormous faggot
>>35312966
>>35313007
Somebody who exists actually typed this up tonight
>>35312784
Fuck me. That's so beta it hurts to read.
>>35312816
Yeah I thought there was a set amount of eggs she would have to eat
>>35312794
This made me kek so hard for some reason
Hi! Few things to start out with. =]
1. Yes I photographed you because you're a female menustrater, 'tis an awesome thing to see!
2. I'm Brian.
3. Don't be intimidated, but I'm not a stereotypical guy. If anything, I'll be the one washing your clothes, drawing your baths, and making your tea =D.
>>35312784
I dont get why what this guy is saying is considered beta. is beta now meaning not an ass?
Having a period is shit for the girl, when my gf had her period she used to beat me until I also bled with her, but i took it since im not a tremendous asshole who would judge her based on how bad her period was.
>>35312794
Kek
That guy from the picture is a cuck btw.
op pls
>>35313007
Hehehehehe
>>35312784
You know what I hate about this whole shit? I did something like that to an ex gf. Not because I'm a fucking feminist or a free menstruation supporter. Just because it was a normal thing to do, she had problems with her period because of some medical condition with her womb at the time so she wasnt ready when her period came. It made a mess in her clothes and our bed. She got really fucking flustered and angry at herself, apologized a lot to me. I just sent her to shower, cleaned shit and made breakfast. Because you know, thats the normal fucking thing to do? I'm not Jesus because I understood the situation and cleaned up the fucking room.
But this shithead makes something that is supposed to be a random, unimportant act of kindness look like is a fucking revolutionary feminist thing. You are not ghandi because you helped your girlfriend through a shitty situation, dude. Holy shit people are autistic.
>>35312784
>>35312966
>>35313007
>>35313602
>>35312966
>>35313007
>>35313571
Yeah one time my ex bled in her sleep and all I did was crack a silly joke then put the sheets in the wash.
Honestly tho the stains don't come out so I don't see the urgency. And I bought my sheets from IKEA for like 20 cents
>>35313007
>Three boob, zee fuck is zat
>>35313571
How is he supposed to know that it is a very normal thing to do if he has never had a girlfriend before?
Have some empathy :(
>>35312784
Had really drunk sex with a girl on her period once when I was 20.
Woke up and it looked like a murder scene, I was disgusted. She was embarassed. Puked in her bathroom and quickly got dressed and left without saying anything to her.
Period blood is disgusting. Women are disgusting.
>>35313780
i had to save it for keks later
anybody doing a better cap go ahead
>>35313802
It's just blood you gigantic pussy
>>35313571
This. Yeah you're an asshole if you flip over this shit, but being a good partner about it is what should be expected and if you think you're some revolutionary saint for taking care of someone you love then you completely misunderstand what it means to be in a relationship
>>35312784
thats definitely a shit stain
>>35313817
This is definitely a virgin stain.
>>35312784
guess you'd need to take the whole recipe into account
>>35313824
This shit better be gluten free
>>35312966
>>35312784
Lol.... That shit will backfire, Mr. "Perfect Provider".
When women are bleeding from their vagina, they're more attracted to dominant men.
Not necessarily jerks who give them shit for bleeding (unless you want to piss her off/have fun) but acting like she deserves a medal will repulse her.
>>35313824
Why
>>35313802
A real seaman also sails the red sea
>>35312816
eheh...
aware!
>>35313859
I remember a video explaining that
She actually made these as a gift for a male friend. He asked her to make it.
In the end she only ate a bite of one and then tossed the rest because she didn't like the result
>>35313855
sauce?
>>35312784
>what would you do if you woke up to this?
Think I should have gone gentler on her asshole.
Oh well....
WHY DIDN'T THAT BITCH USE A PAD
WHAT THE FUCK
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
SHE'D BE DUMPED SO HARD IF SHE WAS MY GF
>>35313875
Wait.....
You need a sauce to tell you that women are more attracted to masculine dominant men when they're on their period?
Son, I got some bad news:
You have no father.
>>35313883
It probably started while she was asleep
And she's probably one of these girls who don't track their period and therefore have no idea when it starts
>>35313896
disgusting
>>35313891
I'm a girl
I'm on my period as we speak
And honestly I'm less attracted to dominant men atm
And less patient with assertive people in general
In fact I get an urge to fight them
>>35313824
carajo
>>35313902
It's just blood senpai
And some endometrium
And a shed egg
>>35313904
Same tbqh
>>35312784
That's actually incredibly misogynistic.
The white knight has to comfort the weak, frail woman who can't take care of herself because that thing that's happened every month for a decade happened again.
>>35313904
To be fair, none of these guys really know what they're talking about.
The increased period of promiscuity and hypergamy occurs during ovulation. There have been studies that have confirmed this. If anything, the worst time to pick up a girl is when she's bleeding.
>>35313007
I thought it was cute
>>35313904
>>35313917
Well, apparently I may be wrong.
I know these are feminist publications but I still believe I might have fallen to folk wisdom:
>http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/05/29/menstrual-cycle-womens-preferences_n_5411225.html
>http://www.slate.com/blogs/xx_factor/2014/05/02/menstrual_studies_debunked_women_do_not_make_mating_decisions_based_on_their.html
>https://news.usc.edu/62369/what-do-women-want-usc-study-reveals-what-scientists-might-have-gotten-wrong/
These links say there's no correlation between being on your period and being attracted to more dominant men.
I'm confused now...
>>35312784
Man that shit is fucking gross, stupid bitch should know how strong her flow is going to be and change tampons accordingly.
>>35313957
People probably mixed it up, it's during ovulation not during your period
If I'm merrily minding my business and suddenly feel like "gee I sure wish a cute guy would forcefully grab me amd rawdog me against this wall while choking me a bit" I just KNOW I'm ovulating
Before and during my period I just get really annoyed and asocial
>>35313957
Educate yourself
http://www.sscnet.ucla.edu/comm/haselton/papers/downloads/ovulatoryshifts.pdf
>>35313824
>tfw I like girls that look like this but they're insane
>>35313904
L O N D O N
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Guys I need an opinion
>seeing viet qt3.14, had sexytime last time we saw each other
>making out after movie, feel under her shirt
>she says she's on her period, so she can't do 'any of that stuff'
>check my database for previous experience: 0 rows returned
>engage alpha mode
>"I don't give a shit"
>she asks me in a serious voice "really?" and gives me a look like I was the weirdest motherfucker
>tell her if she is too insecure about it then fine, she doesn't have to
>we get up, go drink water and brush teeth
>she gets a shower while I wonder if she'll blow me
>once she gets in bed, make out, proceed to sex as normal
>aka cum in my pants while fingering her
>hit da p00si in ťhe morning
>get the fuck outta her place
>couple of hours later, notice I have dried blood on my fingers
Does taking a shower get rid of menstrual blood? Or was all this a shit test?
>>35314042
No, shower won't do it. You can try thining acid cleaner with water and wash your hands with it.
If it smells bad just apply vinegar
>>35314042
I don't get the question
Yes water washes away menstrual blood, the fuck?
This seems like the perfect time to neg her
>lol you are lucky someone like me will take a bleeder like you
>dont worry, no matter how disgusting it is, im still obliged to love you
>at least you didnt shit the bed right?
>>35314087
>>35314091
Ah, I meant did she take the shower to clean herself up before sex? I didn't see blood anywhere while I was with her
>>35314105
Oh right
Yes probably
Menstrual blood is not like a constant faucet or anything so if you take a shower it might take a bit until it starts dripping out again
"Hey, wake up. Your ass is bleeding."
>>35314105
I sometimes scoop out big juicy blood clots when I'm in the shower and on my period.
It does rid the vagina of the blood for a short while, which is helpful while leaving the shower and putting on underwear.
It's fun watching the bigger clots struggle getting through the grate.
>>35314114
>>35314148
OK now I understand why she had no underwear on at night. Fine by me.
Second poster.. I didn't need to visualise this. Weirdo
>>35314148
It's really not fun
I can feel them coming out
Weird feeling
>>35313516
I think that was obvious.
>>35313855
>>35313891
Nope. On her period a girl needs some beta comfort. Not like OP pic though, that's going too far. You're thinking of the week after, when she's ovulating and super horny. Sauce = actually having a long term gf
>>35313814
>>35313571
This is why I hate agendas and modern feminists and white knights. All the stuff they ask for is fine, but they make it all out to be some major thing that they're pushing and everyone else is fighting - they treat it as some moral war and anyone who doesn't side with them is the bad guys.
Why can't people just shut up and get on with being decent people?
>>35313957
>reading huffington post
>ever
>>35314211
>Stevenposting
>Ever
>>35313006
Women's punishment for Eve in the Bible was basically having to suffer the pain of childbirth on top of normal everyday heavy labour work the men do. Also that men shall rule over them or some redpill shit
See Genesis chapter 3 verse 16-17
>>35312784
Oh my, that guy sounds so sweet. I bet he's an egotistical creep irl.
>>35314180
Sometimes I sweat so much at the gym that I can't tell if I just got my period.
Good thing I wear black tights.
>>35314228
I got my period at the gym once but I noticed it quickly enough that I was able to gtfo and arrive home before there was any real damage
I can kind of feel when it starts because it hurts a bit like oh yeah, my uterus is peeling. It is. I can feel it doing it.
>>35314216
>not watching the best cartoon on TV
>>35314248
>>35314228
I've been bled on during sex and shrug it off, yet women talking about their periods never fails to make me cringe.
>>35313602
i was waiting for this post. im not openning it tho.
>>35312966
>>35314270
It's a normal bodily function bby
But I agree it's just as crass as talking about your bowels even if its cleaner
>>35314275
Imagine someone sneezed and had thickest snot streams you'd ever seen onto a piece of tissue.
>>35314248
Did you at least get through most of your program?
I once got it while warming up. Such a bummer.
>>35314289
When I was a kid I did that but I didn't have any tissue so I just got it all on my hands
My mom saw it and went straight to the bathroom to puke
Kek
>>35312816
Kekek
>>35314293
Yeah luckily I was just about to leave anyway
I mean the plan was to do some cardio before I left but I'm not crazy about cardio anyway so meh
>mfw I used to throw my used tampons onto the ceiling of the girls bathroom so they would eventually fall on people
I got caught and my parents banned me from buying tampons back then. Pads only
>>35313802
I still haven't figured this one out: last time I was in Vegas I brought a 35 year old girl up to my room to dick her down. When we got her pants off there was a string sticking out of her snatch. She kept telling me to put my dick in her, so I did. I don't know if she forgot or what. So we fucked and I never said anything. We fucked again in the morning and I still didn't say anything. I left Vegas thinking she was going to die of toxic shock, but how the fuck do tell someone that?
>remember when I slammed your puss in Vegas? You were too drunk to remember you had a tampon in, and I was too drunk to care, so you got a tampax shoved in the back of your uterus somewhere.
>>35313809
It's not just blood, dude. It's thick, chunky uterine lining that I swear to god burns the dickflesh after awhile. Somethin off about that menstrual blood.
>>35314339
>>35314194
I mean, I'm not going to pretend like all girls are the same, but 1) if a girl periods in your bed, just act like you would if she spilled wine on it- like its the most normal thing in the world. 2)I've had multiple girlfriends, and being a beta of any type is not the way you deal with a perioding gf. That's when most girls are their most insecure, and being beta is only going to perpetuate that. Being alpha is going to comfort her much more than being a doormat. I'm not saying don't do nice things, just don't be beta about it. "I got you some fuckin nuggets, eat up."
>>35314289
oh no ive seen that post. i have the image engraved in my head. im all good bro.
>>35312966
>>35313007
jesus
>>35313980
I like to look at CBT/back threads when I'm ovulating
>>35313779
The stains do come out. You just have to wash them with cold water until they do, then wash as normal. Heat sets the stain in. You have no idea how many sheets/pyjamas/underwear girls would lose if we didn't know how to wash out blood stains.
"If I wasn't single" posts like that are the reason he is. Nobody wants a limp wristed loser.
>>35314494
But look at how loving and caring he is. He'd probably lick that menstrual blood right off her and her clothes if she asked him to. It's a shame he's single.
>>35313883
It can come surprisingly in the night. Sometimes even with a pad the blood flow is so strong it can leak. You'll never get a gf anyway so I don't see why you'd imagine dumping her
>>35312784
>that is normal that is life
>still makes a big deal out of it
>this thread
what the fuck
>>35314469
Plus hytogen peroxide
>>35314042
>asking if period blood washes off in the shower
>LITERALLY
So you felt it necessary to greentext an entire story while having pussy blood on your fingers AND ask if it'll wash out in the shower before you gave it a try?
Can you wipe your own ass?
>>35312966
Kek you don't belong here faggot
Fuck girls are gross
>>35312784
Are those people retarded or are they perma-single?
Just let her fucking sleep and drop everything to the washing machine after she wakes up. Hopefully the bed isn't stained but even if it is there's nothing you can do at this point.
Being pissed at this is like being pissed at nosebleeds
>>35313602
Damn, I was gonna post this.
>>35313068
this doesn't say what you think it says friendo
>>35313007
>>35312966
I actually cringed man, what the fuck
>>35312966
Lmao wut
>>35312966
>>35315384
autism
>>35312966
>>35313007
Are you like a real human fucking being?
Do you not realize things that you are doing, when you are doing them at the moment?
Is this Via 9GAG?
>>35313883
No she wouldn't
>>35312784
>>35313571
Periods sucks. I'm upset this happens to my body every month. Having a bf that made me feel like shit for bleeding made me feel alone. Told him to grow up and haven't spoken to him.
Thanks for not being douches to your gf. Her womb aches like a strong stomach ache.
>>35313824
That's not natural
I'm glad I have a penis.
>>35312966
checkd
also top kek
1 nipple ha ha ha
2 nipples ha ha ha
3 nippl ew hell no am outta here
>>35313883
Your Elliot is ...
>>35312966
>>35313007
>
>>35312966
>>35313007
>this is the guy giving you fitness advice
>>35313419
Underrated post desu senpai
>>35314339
what the.
fuckin.
hell.
>>35312966
>>35313007
>>35316124
why? I wanna know you fucker
>>35314259
That's not a picture of Rick and Morty, though.
>>35314364
10/10
>>35312784
ministral blood is the ultimate high test
>>35316124
But why?
>>35313602
If you want to know more, search 'exercise induced orgasm'.
>>35313824
>Too floury
That was the problem.
Nice dubs you autistic freak
>>35313869
aware me?
>>35313602
Do you have more? For educational purpose.
>>35316124
where is this from ?
>>35316124
those mountains seem to be much closer
>>35314029
Fuck, I know how that feels.
I dated one who turned out to have rape fantasies - of raping men, that is.
It's the worst shit ever and less hot than it sounds.
>>35313007
>>35312966
m8 you need some sleep
>>35313602
wtf
